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204955  donhomero: Almost looks like JC is going the wrong way, but, I know that can't be.

204946  eider: Can you hear me now?

204955  Drunk Orc: Jesus Would Go

204941  UseYourName: @UseYourName Fusilli reasons I guess

204941  UseYourName: Why would you do such a thing?

204938  Catcat: Also, for you rotting capitalist westerners out there: this there is a three liter jar, super popular in Eastern Europe and beyond for storing juice (usually apple) and kompot (usually cherry).

204938  Catcat: Cat tries to escape Russia by pretending to be an export good.

204955  dirtstick: For some reason I wasn't expecting Jesus to be goofy footed.

204829  ignatz: Not true love: he has no Micky's ears

204852  Cami: @moogerator Approximately?

204846  ignatz: It's a trap!

204954  Messed Up Dog: "We now return to *Shi-Tsus of the Serengeti.*"

204855  ignatz: They all look a little wired tbh

204861  apoxia: I don't think it's safe to stand there.

204868  apoxia: Irons, hair dryers, and clock radios - all items spurned by millenials. I guess that's why there are so many spare.

204875  apoxia: In New Zealand we squash these things on the road.

204875  apoxia: Cactus muffins

204953  elronhubard: That looks far creepier than happy.

204876  apoxia: How could this go wrong?

204875  ignatz: Hedge fun

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204779 Sadbot: @hajjpodge Too late, sucker #204853 #204855

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

204822 BavidDowie: There are full-grown adults who don't know that cultures all over the world have ancient flood myths so there was probably a pretty fucking big one way back and we're still talking about it.

204792 a robot: @Side Boob Yeah, mine too, but it just seems unnecessary especially because a lot of places also make their own chili sauce which is delicious. But pho broth (made well) is so good I usually don't add anything spicy. God damn, I want some pho now.

204756 BavidDowie: Celestial

204786 dangerkeith3000: Damn Furries.

204808 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep

204819 jochenau: @Cami Ever since I randomly read the fetal alcohol syndrome article on wikipedia I often find myself checking people for the characteristic facial features :(

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204892 Dan Tagonistic: Shame it's only a 110v current - 230v would have jet-washed the floor for you



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Score:
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 werterland: @fanny Mushrooms only respect the well-dressed hunters.
 Robespierre: It's hip all right
 Borkf: @bug Thank you, I was trying to figure out what was going on there. Though, where's the mouth piece?
 DrinkMixMan: That is quite the hip pocket guide
 Warezlock: This dude taught me about psilocybin.
 fanny: @Knice never apologize for a good pun. or even a bad one :)
 Kohapi: looks like his guts are pouring out of his suit.
 winwolf: @Scoo obviously you've never done mushrooms like those.
 Knice: @fanny The tux is for spore-mal occasions. Sorry.
 bug: Slide-less trombone for scale.
 Niels Bohr: seems like a real fungi, probably has pretty loose morels though.
 fanny: @Darkasnoon awesome answer. but why the tux?
 Darkasnoon: @Scoo that's how you lure them out.
 Scoo: Wtf does a trumpet have to do with mushroom hunting?
 Darkasnoon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY GOLDEN MUSHROOMS AND HORN!
Image 95174   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
163
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Halp meh, Roondah
 SomeCanadian: This is confusing and therefore bad.
 frenk: Friendly as usual...
 Kohapi: Oh no! Buckwheat's trapped in the Internet!
 Darkasnoon: What if marxist is actually calling out for halp?
 Knice: Nothing against you, @marxist, but I think @a robot should have posted this.
Image 95173   04-03-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
234
 
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i have, they are good, but gunshow was my guilty pleasure
 DrinkMixMan: Man, Bob's Burgers got weird quik
 Ghabo: @vincenzo: Have you read any of his new comics? "Back" is rad beyond belief.
 vincenzo: @vincenzo i should have said i liked kc green back before he stopped gun show. fuck the edit button
 vincenzo: @vincenzo and by that im implying hes no longer cool cause he stopped gunshow
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i liked gunshow back when kc green was cool
 Frank herbert: i had no idea what it was. a stick? a beef log? poop in foil?
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron I read "Islam Jim"...
 Ghabo: This is from Gunshow (by yr friend KC Green)
 bobby: Good life hack
 Scoo: That's a quick digestive tract
 WaffleIron: I read " Islim Jim " and had a good few panels of confusion, I tell you whut.
Image 95172   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
838
 
 Mr. Shine: "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
 sumodrsn: Thanks Obama.
 Knice: @Korrok Point taken. I believe in the later models they found that hornets were more agreeable creatures to work with.
 Lil Buddy: @Knice Point of order, those are the wings, nose, and tail of an F-18 Super Hornet. I know it doesn't really matter BUT GODDAMMIT IT MATTERS TO ME!
 rinaldi1337: kenny loggin's cat
 hajjpodge: You are a toy! You CAN"T FLY!
 hnnngh: Meownic boom!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron they decided to switch to toxoplasma gondii
 Knice: Prototype F-14 Tomcat. The funding demo was a hard sell, but we got there.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Chemtrails are really cat farts!
 WaffleIron: Where are the chemtrails? We all know the Illumicati are brainwashing us with chemtrails.
Image 95171   04-03-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: Gee, I-I don't know Rick.. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Shut up Morty.
 sumodrsn: That's how you get shaken donkey syndrome.
 Lil Buddy: I had to.
 Lil Buddy: ...and let me see what you got...
 willowsprite: ...watch yourself!
 Sadbot: Seal the business deal th' Walter White burro
 robobigfoot: so many deaths from shaken foal syndrome.
 Jotun: Rad for Mickeys beer.
 eyg: Shake TH HAT Ass.
 ch: Grasp thhat mule / this is not a mule you can grasp in friendship
 killerjunglist: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 StuporFly: @mwoody : but yes, by all means, fist that ass.
 StuporFly: It's telling dumb hipsters how to deal with their hats in high winds: "Clasp th' fedora, dumbass."
 FistyAnn: @mwoody Emphatically, yes.
 Scoo: Shake that donkey?
 mwoody: Fist that ass?
 Niels Bohr: The bee sting
Image 95170   04-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: ALL POSTINGS MUST HAVE BAD FORMATTING
 dobbiesdoogs: you are technically correct, the best kind of correct
Image 95169   04-03-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
347
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Frank herbert citation downl
 Amy Housewine: Shut up, you may or may not be my supervisor.
 VoR: Can't tell if sign being obeyed
 Lil Buddy: FUCK OFF SIGN, @Bro Bro DOES WHAT HE WANTS!
 Moe Burt: Yes, sir!
 Frank herbert: citation downloading
 shitshow: eat a dick, sign. I do what I wa
 Knice: Fuck the pol
Image 95168   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
672
 
 bizijosh: It's the humidity that really gets you.
 lionstrong: Imagination -Spongebob Squarepants
 willowsprite: But it says the light of the sun, not the heat. Sheesh.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Man it's hot as Hell up in here.
 LKoroton: funny when atheists try to believe
 bizijosh: When are they going to show this exhibit at the Creation Museum?
 Darkasnoon: But the deeper you get in Hell, the colder it is.
 Bubu: Blasphemy! Burn the witch! Let you go chill in hell, sinner!
 Knice: Not as hot as this BUUUURRRNNNNN, though.
 WaffleIron: Rad, rad a thousand times rad.
Image 95167   04-03-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
299
 
 The Man: Cage is a vampire confirmed
 Kohapi: guy's wearing a knitted apple sleeve on his head
 SoyUnPerdedor: "AHHHHH, NOT THE BUULLLLLLS!!!"
 WaffleIron: Nicolas the slack jawed yokel
Image 95166   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
196
 
 Drazil: i thought i was the only one. also good for hot water for your hot cocoa pouches
 Drazil: @Darkasnoon they have a campbell's soup one kinda like this
 Kohapi: "The best part of bakin up, Is Noodles in your Cup."
 Mr. Whiskers: This is someone's fetish
 Darkasnoon: Why isn't there a K-Cup that does this already?
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best use of a Keurig
 Scoo: I sure hope a little seasoning pack is in the K-Cup
 WaffleIron: They literally tell you to do this in hotel rooms on a laminated sign next to the machine.
Image 95165   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
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