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234286  Not A Bot: True =/= funny all the time. Badvoted too, moron.

234265  addend: *zzzip* (Lid rises.)

234074  Wooden Spoon: New and related story: I was driving home last night and thought I passed a fluffed up owl sitting on the side of the road. I realized he might have been hit by a car so I turned around to check on him. Turns out he was just a dirty pile of snow, which is when I realized I had been awake for 27 hours...

234295  sparename: If I had money I could own stuff

234283  Scoo: @a robot I think I see my dad

234298  Scoo: Uh-oh

234099  Wooden Spoon: @Matricii: Since always?

234286  Scoo: All We Do Is Fly On The Friendly Spaceship, That's All Anyone Does Anymore

234286  addend: Web pages are documents, so yes.

234296  ping: This is a comment. Or is it?

234295  addend: News flash: Many corporations are owned by billionaires.

234291  ping: It's never done that before.

234295  Nope: Wrong metro mate

234275  ping: @Derp Herpigan Because you're Lyxdexic? (edit) Er... lysdexic. [irony]

234284  barfolomew: My dudes

234286  barfolomew: Nuh uh! We also disrupt industries and install pop-up restaurants!

234277  AlexDeLarge: 4 pigs good, 2 pigs better

234289  Scoo: @VeeKay i am bonzers

234292  Scoo: Friday night on the ol' psych ward

234266  well duh: You should drink more tap water.

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234139 Robespierre: Again? You let him shoot you AGAIN?

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Score:
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 werterland: @fanny Mushrooms only respect the well-dressed hunters.
 Robespierre: It's hip all right
 Borkf: @bug Thank you, I was trying to figure out what was going on there. Though, where's the mouth piece?
 DrinkMixMan: That is quite the hip pocket guide
 Warezlock: This dude taught me about psilocybin.
 fanny: @Knice never apologize for a good pun. or even a bad one :)
 Kohapi: looks like his guts are pouring out of his suit.
 winwolf: @Scoo obviously you've never done mushrooms like those.
 Knice: @fanny The tux is for spore-mal occasions. Sorry.
 bug: Slide-less trombone for scale.
 Niels Bohr: seems like a real fungi, probably has pretty loose morels though.
 fanny: @Darkasnoon awesome answer. but why the tux?
 Darkasnoon: @Scoo that's how you lure them out.
 Scoo: Wtf does a trumpet have to do with mushroom hunting?
 Darkasnoon: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY GOLDEN MUSHROOMS AND HORN!
Image 95174   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
163
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Halp meh, Roondah
 SomeCanadian: This is confusing and therefore bad.
 frenk: Friendly as usual...
 Kohapi: Oh no! Buckwheat's trapped in the Internet!
 Darkasnoon: What if marxist is actually calling out for halp?
 Knice: Nothing against you, @marxist, but I think @a robot should have posted this.
Image 95173   04-03-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
234
 
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i have, they are good, but gunshow was my guilty pleasure
 DrinkMixMan: Man, Bob's Burgers got weird quik
 Ghabo: @vincenzo: Have you read any of his new comics? "Back" is rad beyond belief.
 vincenzo: @vincenzo i should have said i liked kc green back before he stopped gun show. fuck the edit button
 vincenzo: @vincenzo and by that im implying hes no longer cool cause he stopped gunshow
 vincenzo: @Ghabo i liked gunshow back when kc green was cool
 Frank herbert: i had no idea what it was. a stick? a beef log? poop in foil?
 hajjpodge: @WaffleIron I read "Islam Jim"...
 Ghabo: This is from Gunshow (by yr friend KC Green)
 bobby: Good life hack
 Scoo: That's a quick digestive tract
 WaffleIron: I read " Islim Jim " and had a good few panels of confusion, I tell you whut.
Image 95172   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Ignatius
Score:
838
 
 Mr. Shine: "TO INFINITY, AND BEYOND!"
 sumodrsn: Thanks Obama.
 Knice: @Korrok Point taken. I believe in the later models they found that hornets were more agreeable creatures to work with.
 Korrok: @Knice Point of order, those are the wings, nose, and tail of an F-18 Super Hornet. I know it doesn't really matter BUT GODDAMMIT IT MATTERS TO ME!
 rinaldi1337: kenny loggin's cat
 hajjpodge: You are a toy! You CAN"T FLY!
 hnnngh: Meownic boom!
 dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron they decided to switch to toxoplasma gondii
 Knice: Prototype F-14 Tomcat. The funding demo was a hard sell, but we got there.
 Scoo: @WaffleIron Chemtrails are really cat farts!
 WaffleIron: Where are the chemtrails? We all know the Illumicati are brainwashing us with chemtrails.
Image 95171   04-03-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
279
 
 Skaalar: Gee, I-I don't know Rick.. This doesn't seem like a good idea. Shut up Morty.
 sumodrsn: That's how you get shaken donkey syndrome.
 Korrok: I had to.
 Korrok: ...and let me see what you got...
 willowsprite: ...watch yourself!
 Sadbot: Seal the business deal th' Walter White burro
 robobigfoot: so many deaths from shaken foal syndrome.
 Jotun: Rad for Mickeys beer.
 eyg: Shake TH HAT Ass.
 ch: Grasp thhat mule / this is not a mule you can grasp in friendship
 killerjunglist: Handshake th-acorn mule... I'm bad at these.
 StuporFly: @mwoody : but yes, by all means, fist that ass.
 StuporFly: It's telling dumb hipsters how to deal with their hats in high winds: "Clasp th' fedora, dumbass."
 FistyAnn: @mwoody Emphatically, yes.
 Scoo: Shake that donkey?
 mwoody: Fist that ass?
 Niels Bohr: The bee sting
Image 95170   04-03-16   Uploaded by    magicmormon
Score:
295
 
 SomeCanadian: ALL POSTINGS MUST HAVE BAD FORMATTING
 dobbiesdoogs: you are technically correct, the best kind of correct
Image 95169   04-03-16   Uploaded by    james
Score:
347
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: @Frank herbert citation downl
 Amy Housewine: Shut up, you may or may not be my supervisor.
 VoR: Can't tell if sign being obeyed
 Korrok: FUCK OFF SIGN, @Bro Bro DOES WHAT HE WANTS!
 Moe Burt: Yes, sir!
 Frank herbert: citation downloading
 shitshow: eat a dick, sign. I do what I wa
 Knice: Fuck the pol
Image 95168   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
672
 
 bizijosh: It's the humidity that really gets you.
 lionstrong: Imagination -Spongebob Squarepants
 willowsprite: But it says the light of the sun, not the heat. Sheesh.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Man it's hot as Hell up in here.
 LKoroton: funny when atheists try to believe
 bizijosh: When are they going to show this exhibit at the Creation Museum?
 Darkasnoon: But the deeper you get in Hell, the colder it is.
 Bubu: Blasphemy! Burn the witch! Let you go chill in hell, sinner!
 Knice: Not as hot as this BUUUURRRNNNNN, though.
 WaffleIron: Rad, rad a thousand times rad.
Image 95167   04-03-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
299
 
 The Man: Cage is a vampire confirmed
 Kohapi: guy's wearing a knitted apple sleeve on his head
 SoyUnPerdedor: "AHHHHH, NOT THE BUULLLLLLS!!!"
 WaffleIron: Nicolas the slack jawed yokel
Image 95166   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
196
 
 Drazil: i thought i was the only one. also good for hot water for your hot cocoa pouches
 Drazil: @Darkasnoon they have a campbell's soup one kinda like this
 Kohapi: "The best part of bakin up, Is Noodles in your Cup."
 Mr. Whiskers: This is someone's fetish
 Darkasnoon: Why isn't there a K-Cup that does this already?
 SoyUnPerdedor: The best use of a Keurig
 Scoo: I sure hope a little seasoning pack is in the K-Cup
 WaffleIron: They literally tell you to do this in hotel rooms on a laminated sign next to the machine.
Image 95165   04-03-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
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