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210462  berlin: It was a million to one shot doc!

210488  WaffleIron: LEB, light emitting bread.

210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

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210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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Score:
433
 
 Knice: Return flight: #95163
 a robot: What the fuck is wrong with everyone #93440
 HermwoodLitmajor: This omits the middle scene where the user loses the coin flip and tries to plug it in wrong-side-up. I've never found a decisive argument about whether the designers of the USB port were incompetent or THEY JUST DIDN'T CARE
 San DoDo: Sex
 CrustyDusty: ... and you better not byte!
 tane: friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Manu Shinobili: Universal Serial Bondage Port
 Knice: Don't worry, he'll adapt.
Image 94693   04-01-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
356
 
 tib gubb: fuckin' Jersey.
 Mr. Butt: A cum dumpster, as it were.
Image 94692   04-01-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
516
 
 Koventry: "I have been...and ever shall be...your friend..."
 Koventry: "I have been...and ever shall be...your friend..."
 Wolfechu: Live long and pawsper
 Knice: "Paws be with you." "And also with you."
 Warezlock: I swears to tell the troof, the hole troof & nuttin but the troof.
Image 94691   04-01-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
Score:
268
 
 TheDullTrowel: @Niels Bohr Fair enough, I see your point.
 cenecia: It's so nice out, I should go to the beach... wait is it Steam summer sale time already?
 cenecia: It's so nice out, I should go to the beach... wait is it Steam summer sale time already?
 CrustyDusty: pour some oatmeal on your butthorn for a REAL good time.
 Niels Bohr: @TheDullTrowel I like some oatmeal but a lot of it feels like what would happen if you asked a marketing department to do a Web comic. Like a list things that are popular on the Internet just got mashed together.
 TheDullTrowel: @WaffleIron Yeah, why is that?
 WaffleIron: For reference The Oatmeal does poorly here.
 Shay: BUY THE LIMITED EDITION PRINT FOR ONLY $19.99 ON THEOATMEAL.COM!!!!
 kimjongun: good choice
Image 94690   04-01-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Image 94689 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by demonius. Your image was bad, demonius.
Score:
385
 
 Jotun: @Gowenmark Fantasy Island reference?
 Slowpoke: Flight 395, From Denver CO to Amber.
 Pizza: This makes me hungry...for drugs...There must be a German word for that.
 Gowenmark: Gay-plane... Gay-plane. Anybody? Anybody?
 Gowenmark: Gay-pan
 XLY: Come to S. Lake shore Dr in the next 15 min for a teleporting scientology plane time tirp
 CrustyDusty: We were somewhere around Lake Shore Drive, above the edge of a field, when the drugs began to take hold.
 WaffleIron: Wait till it hits plaid
 Borkf: @Nope You do this sort of thing for a living by any chance? This seems similar to how some projector systems work, combining a luminance image with one or several chrominance image(s). If you flick your eyes to and fro across a DLP projection image, you'll get fleeting rainbowing, just like on this plane.
 ThatGuy: STARLIGHT EXPRESS!!
 SomeCanadian: Wow. TIL that @Nope is a bad-ass
 Nope: Those pretty pictures you see in Google Earth and elsewhere are the result of red, green, and blue switcherinoed images combined into what is called a "Multispectral" image (MSI), named because it combines images taken over different bands of the electromagnetic spectrum together into a single image. Usually, the color switcherinoed bands are lower resolution (think 1-2 meters GSD, ground sample distance, which is the distance between two adjacent pixel centers), and ground coordinates are provided by a sub-meter resolution greyscale (0 being complete darkness to 255 being totally white) or "panchromatic" image (PAN). The PAN provides the coordinates and relative intensity info (contrast). Add in elevation handling (usual a Digital Elevation Model or DEM from USGS if you're in the US), orthorectifi
Image 94688   04-01-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
123
 
 Pizza: Your joke is bad and you should feel bad
 Warezlock: Make...and/or do
Image 94687   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
246
 
 StuporFly: Awww. The bronies get a day out in the park.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Photography was waaay more fun before it was digital
Image 94686   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
88
 
 CrustyDusty: Feels like MySpace is king again...
 Beef Supreme: needs more jpeg
 SomeCanadian: @Alastair it's twoo
 Alastair: I really like this comic, but I'm bad voting it because the uploader made it too small.
Image 94685   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
Score:
540
 
 Jotun: Rad for Misfits
 Turts: Misfits was a pretty good show
 Robespierre: Borstal boys
 Vault Dweller: friendly as usual
Image 94684   04-01-16   Uploaded by    east bay
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