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221266  Dr Awkward: Something something "hare-abyte"

221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: throwing away the BeeGees.

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

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221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

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 Knice: Return flight: #95163
 a robot: What the fuck is wrong with everyone #93440
 HermwoodLitmajor: This omits the middle scene where the user loses the coin flip and tries to plug it in wrong-side-up. I've never found a decisive argument about whether the designers of the USB port were incompetent or THEY JUST DIDN'T CARE
 San DoDo: Sex
 CrustyDusty: ... and you better not byte!
 tane: friendlyspaceship.jpg
 Manu Shinobili: Universal Serial Bondage Port
 Knice: Don't worry, he'll adapt.
Image 94693   04-01-16   Uploaded by    titular role
 tib gubb: fuckin' Jersey.
 Mr. Butt: A cum dumpster, as it were.
Image 94692   04-01-16   Uploaded by    drilldo
 Koventry: "I have been...and ever shall be...your friend..."
 Koventry: "I have been...and ever shall be...your friend..."
 Wolfechu: Live long and pawsper
 Knice: "Paws be with you." "And also with you."
 Warezlock: I swears to tell the troof, the hole troof & nuttin but the troof.
Image 94691   04-01-16   Uploaded by    kate2point0
 TheDullTrowel: @Niels Bohr Fair enough, I see your point.
 cenecia: It's so nice out, I should go to the beach... wait is it Steam summer sale time already?
 cenecia: It's so nice out, I should go to the beach... wait is it Steam summer sale time already?
 CrustyDusty: pour some oatmeal on your butthorn for a REAL good time.
 Niels Bohr: @TheDullTrowel I like some oatmeal but a lot of it feels like what would happen if you asked a marketing department to do a Web comic. Like a list things that are popular on the Internet just got mashed together.
 TheDullTrowel: @WaffleIron Yeah, why is that?
 WaffleIron: For reference The Oatmeal does poorly here.
 kimjongun: good choice
Image 94690   04-01-16   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Image 94689 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by demonius. We'll pray for you, demonius.
 Jotun: @Gowenmark Fantasy Island reference?
 Slowpoke: Flight 395, From Denver CO to Amber.
 Pizza: This makes me hungry...for drugs...There must be a German word for that.
 Gowenmark: Gay-plane... Gay-plane. Anybody? Anybody?
 Gowenmark: Gay-pan
 XLY: Come to S. Lake shore Dr in the next 15 min for a teleporting scientology plane time tirp
 CrustyDusty: We were somewhere around Lake Shore Drive, above the edge of a field, when the drugs began to take hold.
 WaffleIron: Wait till it hits plaid
 Borkf: @Nope You do this sort of thing for a living by any chance? This seems similar to how some projector systems work, combining a luminance image with one or several chrominance image(s). If you flick your eyes to and fro across a DLP projection image, you'll get fleeting rainbowing, just like on this plane.
 SomeCanadian: Wow. TIL that @Nope is a bad-ass
 Nope: Those pretty pictures you see in Google Earth and elsewhere are the result of red, green, and blue switcherinoed images combined into what is called a "Multispectral" image (MSI), named because it combines images taken over different bands of the electromagnetic spectrum together into a single image. Usually, the color switcherinoed bands are lower resolution (think 1-2 meters GSD, ground sample distance, which is the distance between two adjacent pixel centers), and ground coordinates are provided by a sub-meter resolution greyscale (0 being complete darkness to 255 being totally white) or "panchromatic" image (PAN). The PAN provides the coordinates and relative intensity info (contrast). Add in elevation handling (usual a Digital Elevation Model or DEM from USGS if you're in the US), orthorectifi
Image 94688   04-01-16   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
 Pizza: Your joke is bad and you should feel bad
 Warezlock: Make...and/or do
Image 94687   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Taters
 StuporFly: Awww. The bronies get a day out in the park.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Photography was waaay more fun before it was digital
Image 94686   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 CrustyDusty: Feels like MySpace is king again...
 Beef Supreme: needs more jpeg
 SomeCanadian: @Alastair it's twoo
 Alastair: I really like this comic, but I'm bad voting it because the uploader made it too small.
Image 94685   04-01-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 Jotun: Rad for Misfits
 Turts: Misfits was a pretty good show
 Robespierre: Borstal boys
 Vault Dweller: friendly as usual
Image 94684   04-01-16   Uploaded by    east bay
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