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228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

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Score:
3794
 
 Knice: Return flight: #209381
 Knice: Return flight: #89191
 Catcat: @VoR It was one of the first ideas that I got after I received the swagbag. And the missus was surprisingly OK with it. The comments, however... (@Knice is still winning)
 rand0: @Jaunty Shrimp I like the cut of your jib, sir, and would like to subscribe to your online hookup site.
 nlx27: anyone interested in my manboobs? heh
 gary: This is rad, and beautiful. But I'm with @VoR, the standard you scroll past is the standard you accept. Then again, the spaceship is a consensus machine and I trust the judgement of all of you. This is beautiful.
 VoR: You know what, this makes me uneasy. Yes yes, all very nice, but I'm not sure it's friendly spaceship.
 Korrok: @Catcat By far and away my new favorite image on the Spaceship, Korrok approves.
 BILL DOOR: SHE COULD DO WITH A BLOUSE, I'M AFRAID.
 Noremak: I'm gonna rad and take a cold shower....
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Catcat I agree with hands for RAD, but I would also give two thumbs up instead of one
 hnnngh: Hummina hummina hummina
 Jaunty Shrimp: Have an affair at AshleyRadison.com.
 Coolguy: @Murdertaco yeah man! AG is all about cats, dogs and boobs
 Murdertaco: Wow we realy love boobs i guess
 Warezlock: @Coolguy @Catcat Alright I give up on this pic of my junk. Besides, I didn't nearly have enough stickers.
 willowsprite: And here we have a classic, attention-seeking exhibitionist
 Coolguy: Rules of the Internet #33
 VoR: Think I radded through peer pressure.
 San DoDo: @Coolguy Fancy Clown and a cat did that recently, that was also titillating
 Frank herbert: @Coolguy well shit. there goes my rads. even if I put a bad sticker on the tip?
 Coolguy: @San DoDo maybe this broke AG I general
 Coolguy: Auto Rad... guys don't get any ideas .... Weenies = BAD
 San DoDo: This broke the 4th wall on AG
 Yttermayn : Tiny sliver of areola.
 NoRagrets: No fair, you have assets you can exploit. Rad.
 shitshow: Seems like a cool person. I get along great with cool people.
 Throb: I approve!
 XLY: Seems as though cake should be in order
 Pizza: @Catcat You should call this stellar piece of photography Tittit
 Catcat: @carpwoman @a robot will pass it on to girlf...er, owner. @chhumphrey if Chive can has it, so can we!
 Mitchell: Your lingerie looks high maintenance.
 Knice: @Catcat Good point. One shouldn't doubt any cat's ability to make any human do any thing. :)
 chhumphrey: @Catcat that's an interesting way to get a ton of XP!
 hnnngh: I think my username speaks for me right now.
 a robot: I agree with @carpwoman. And @Catcat, you are braver than the rest of us, +1
 carpwoman: @Catcat - Never mind the naysayers....I think they're very nice.
 carpwoman: @Bubu - Sorry.
 big h: Nice pic. Thank you
 Grandmas Ghost: Mmm...
 Warrax: The aggro-swag arms race just jumped into M.A.D. territory.
 Catcat: @Knice Are you implying that me, the hippest happening cat, can't land myself a human to provide if-fits-I-sits?
 kswat: Doesn't need that rad button to be rad.
 leia: @Scoo there is no cheating, there is only RAD and BAD... and you know what this is.
 Scoo: Well this just seems like cheating, lol
 mom: Whoooooaaaaaaaa
 Knice: Where are the other six?
 marxist: @carpwoman :-(
 carpwoman: @Bubu - Nope.
 carpwoman: Are those real? Bwaahahahaha! Just kidding.
 windmill78: @Nope and there are lots of volunteers here who will do it for you.
 uncannie: subliminally radded
 Nope: Breast exams are important
Image 88403   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
539
 
 duckfarts: brush yo chompers
 a robot: Mouse is reacting to the picture above him
 chemical: Un-break my heaaaaartt
Image 88402   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
831
 
 BILL DOOR: AH, THE DWARFTAUR, THE MOST MAJESTIC OF NATURE'S HAIRY CHILDREN.
 hajjpodge: Wow nevermind.
 hajjpodge: Oops, forgot to capitalize @Catcat
 hajjpodge: Friends of @catcat seen preparing for a party.
 Prombom: Fart. finally, he can live
 nlx27: where can i buy one of these
 big h: Needs a Brazilian wax
 VictorVonPoon: meanwhile in hell
 a robot: Someone took the time to Photoshop this into existence. Why.
 Shay: This porn is....no, no I can't do this. I'm outta here. *slams door*
 windmill78: My little centaur: beer is magic
Image 88401   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
346
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Angry Lobster Are you my cousin from Ohio?
 Bile: @Scoo 's an emu dawg
 Scoo: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 big h: Don't let the dinosaurs
 Angry Lobster: That dude is looking at inminent death and he doesn't realize it.
 a robot: That emu is gonna fuck you up in five seconds
 kate2point0: goddammit Bono
 VoR: He never could turn people into frogs
Image 88400   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
481
 
 Science: Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken by the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan
 redmonkey3: @camellia TESTIFY!
 redmonkey3: At long last; she joins Ronnie, Hilter and Eva Braun in their 3rd floor walkup in Harlem - Eva was getting tired of changing all the daipers. Evil Sow.
 Muncharito Beanworld: shit @camellia....
 Jaunty Shrimp: @camellia Infinity rads to you
 Warezlock: mommy? what're we looking at mommy?
 Chile Quornwrap: Voted rad for @camellia
 tacticaljay: I nominate @camellia's comment for comment of the day.
 Gomi Day: @durian agreed.
 durian: @Gomi Day it's cool, I think most of us are glad they're both dead.
 balloon: Damn @camellia goes hard... amazing.
 Gomi Day: @SoyUnPerdedor i posted it because i thought it was a cool picture - post punk as hell.
 Scoo: Mr. Gorbachev, lemme peek through this wall!
 camellia: FUCK NANCY REAGAN. Proponent of mass incarceration, inculcator of the War On Drugs, proponent of emptying mental-health clinics onto the streets, and reliant on psychics to tell her what to do. May she rot in hell with Thatcher.
 WTF: At least now neither is alive to see President Trump drive the U.S. (deeper) into the ground!
 Shay: Ronnie, you're doing me a frighten.
 Back Door Dan: cold war close calls
 SoyUnPerdedor: *reason*
 SoyUnPerdedor: Oh great and here's Reagan for some reat
Image 88399   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
554
 
 Bile: @Scoo it's the part i was born to play baby!
 mrdiron: sanzaru
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Dammit Charlton Heston, we've heard enough of your arguments against gun control!"
 Scoo: Is this the planet, or the movie?
 windmill78: The neutral planet of the apes: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Image 88398   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
536
 
 WaffleIron: Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Squirrel
 Eleftheros: As if red squirrels need more cocaine. Those bastards are plenty high strung.
 drhenry: S-s-s-s-squirrel it off
 ur mom: aw yisss
 Coolguy: Nose candy
 inthrees: merrily doth thy cocaine have sprinkled forth from thee
 cassette1: Squirrel Pacino
 Scoo: @ron mexico Maybe it's Mapleleaf
 ron mexico: maybe she's born with it
Image 88397   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
575
 
 annterland: @realjon my cat is not meant to be funny. His name is Doug and he has a tongue.
 realjon: who thinks this is funny?
 Catcat: Sometimes you need to leave some color out so the human wouldn't step on you with her smelly feet
 a robot: Bleh.
 windmill78: Kitty gives her honest opinion on your guacamole, Carol.
Image 88396   03-06-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
652
 
 Rembo Rompus: lolz @LKoroton
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: you think this is funny?
 Angry Lobster: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Coolguy: @a robot LMAO "England Water"
 LKoroton: Damn city kids!
 a robot: This is only slightly acceptable because the guys in the car look high. There's nothing worse than that "I forgot the word for tea so I called it England water!" wacky bullshit. No you didn't, shut the fuck up.
 Picklepuss: is your girlfriend a Drama Horse?
 your nana: what the fuck is wrong with that person
Image 88395   03-06-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
400
 
 nlx27: reaching for the stars never helped anyone
 Robespierre: "Rastafariah! Almighty God!"
 Mattixvii: The dude let himself go.
 the snark: Help! I've fallen and can't reach my McNuggets!
 annterland: The Struggle is Real
 Shay: Artie Lang hasn't aged well.
 Turts: *heart
 Turts: I think he's having a geart attack from eating too much McDonald's
 windmill78: Richard Stallman fights the establishment: emacs, not big macs
 tib gubb: just doing pilates; what's the big deal?
 fanny: I've seen enough holding-up-the-leaning-tower-of-Pisa pictures to recognize what this man is trying to attempt
 Matt Face: He collapsed in exhaustion after walking all the way from the parking lot to the dining room, only to realize the McRib was gone.
 Warrax: Tom Servo? What happened, man?
 Picklepuss: he's about to be abducted by CosMc
 Borb Prembus: "Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune"
Image 88394   03-06-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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