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216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

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Score:
3766
 
 Knice: Return flight: #209381
 Knice: Return flight: #89191
 Catcat: @VoR It was one of the first ideas that I got after I received the swagbag. And the missus was surprisingly OK with it. The comments, however... (@Knice is still winning)
 rand0: @Jaunty Shrimp I like the cut of your jib, sir, and would like to subscribe to your online hookup site.
 nlx27: anyone interested in my manboobs? heh
 gary: This is rad, and beautiful. But I'm with @VoR, the standard you scroll past is the standard you accept. Then again, the spaceship is a consensus machine and I trust the judgement of all of you. This is beautiful.
 VoR: You know what, this makes me uneasy. Yes yes, all very nice, but I'm not sure it's friendly spaceship.
 Korrok: @Catcat By far and away my new favorite image on the Spaceship, Korrok approves.
 BILL DOOR: SHE COULD DO WITH A BLOUSE, I'M AFRAID.
 Noremak: I'm gonna rad and take a cold shower....
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Catcat I agree with hands for RAD, but I would also give two thumbs up instead of one
 hnnngh: Hummina hummina hummina
 Jaunty Shrimp: Have an affair at AshleyRadison.com.
 Coolguy: @Murdertaco yeah man! AG is all about cats, dogs and boobs
 Murdertaco: Wow we realy love boobs i guess
 Warezlock: @Coolguy @Catcat Alright I give up on this pic of my junk. Besides, I didn't nearly have enough stickers.
 willowsprite: And here we have a classic, attention-seeking exhibitionist
 Coolguy: Rules of the Internet #33
 VoR: Think I radded through peer pressure.
 San DoDo: @Coolguy Fancy Clown and a cat did that recently, that was also titillating
 Frank herbert: @Coolguy well shit. there goes my rads. even if I put a bad sticker on the tip?
 Coolguy: @San DoDo maybe this broke AG I general
 Coolguy: Auto Rad... guys don't get any ideas .... Weenies = BAD
 San DoDo: This broke the 4th wall on AG
 Yttermayn : Tiny sliver of areola.
 NoRagrets: No fair, you have assets you can exploit. Rad.
 shitshow: Seems like a cool person. I get along great with cool people.
 Throb: I approve!
 XLY: Seems as though cake should be in order
 Pizza: @Catcat You should call this stellar piece of photography Tittit
 Catcat: @carpwoman @a robot will pass it on to girlf...er, owner. @chhumphrey if Chive can has it, so can we!
 Mitchell: Your lingerie looks high maintenance.
 Knice: @Catcat Good point. One shouldn't doubt any cat's ability to make any human do any thing. :)
 chhumphrey: @Catcat that's an interesting way to get a ton of XP!
 hnnngh: I think my username speaks for me right now.
 a robot: I agree with @carpwoman. And @Catcat, you are braver than the rest of us, +1
 carpwoman: @Catcat - Never mind the naysayers....I think they're very nice.
 carpwoman: @Bubu - Sorry.
 big h: Nice pic. Thank you
 Grandmas Ghost: Mmm...
 Warrax: The aggro-swag arms race just jumped into M.A.D. territory.
 Catcat: @Knice Are you implying that me, the hippest happening cat, can't land myself a human to provide if-fits-I-sits?
 kswat: Doesn't need that rad button to be rad.
 leia: @Scoo there is no cheating, there is only RAD and BAD... and you know what this is.
 Scoo: Well this just seems like cheating, lol
 mom: Whoooooaaaaaaaa
 Knice: Where are the other six?
 marxist: @carpwoman :-(
 carpwoman: @Bubu - Nope.
 carpwoman: Are those real? Bwaahahahaha! Just kidding.
 windmill78: @Nope and there are lots of volunteers here who will do it for you.
 uncannie: subliminally radded
 Nope: Breast exams are important
Image 88403   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
539
 
 duckfarts: brush yo chompers
 a robot: Mouse is reacting to the picture above him
 chemical: Un-break my heaaaaartt
Image 88402   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
831
 
 BILL DOOR: AH, THE DWARFTAUR, THE MOST MAJESTIC OF NATURE'S HAIRY CHILDREN.
 hajjpodge: Wow nevermind.
 hajjpodge: Oops, forgot to capitalize @Catcat
 hajjpodge: Friends of @catcat seen preparing for a party.
 Prombom: Fart. finally, he can live
 nlx27: where can i buy one of these
 big h: Needs a Brazilian wax
 VictorVonPoon: meanwhile in hell
 a robot: Someone took the time to Photoshop this into existence. Why.
 Shay: This porn is....no, no I can't do this. I'm outta here. *slams door*
 windmill78: My little centaur: beer is magic
Image 88401   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
346
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @Angry Lobster Are you my cousin from Ohio?
 Bile: @Scoo 's an emu dawg
 Scoo: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 big h: Don't let the dinosaurs
 Angry Lobster: That dude is looking at inminent death and he doesn't realize it.
 a robot: That emu is gonna fuck you up in five seconds
 kate2point0: goddammit Bono
 VoR: He never could turn people into frogs
Image 88400   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Prumbo
Score:
481
 
 Science: Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken by the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan
 redmonkey3: @camellia TESTIFY!
 redmonkey3: At long last; she joins Ronnie, Hilter and Eva Braun in their 3rd floor walkup in Harlem - Eva was getting tired of changing all the daipers. Evil Sow.
 Muncharito Beanworld: shit @camellia....
 Jaunty Shrimp: @camellia Infinity rads to you
 Warezlock: mommy? what're we looking at mommy?
 Chile Quornwrap: Voted rad for @camellia
 tacticaljay: I nominate @camellia's comment for comment of the day.
 Gomi Day: @durian agreed.
 durian: @Gomi Day it's cool, I think most of us are glad they're both dead.
 balloon: Damn @camellia goes hard... amazing.
 Gomi Day: @SoyUnPerdedor i posted it because i thought it was a cool picture - post punk as hell.
 Scoo: Mr. Gorbachev, lemme peek through this wall!
 camellia: FUCK NANCY REAGAN. Proponent of mass incarceration, inculcator of the War On Drugs, proponent of emptying mental-health clinics onto the streets, and reliant on psychics to tell her what to do. May she rot in hell with Thatcher.
 WTF: At least now neither is alive to see President Trump drive the U.S. (deeper) into the ground!
 Shay: Ronnie, you're doing me a frighten.
 Back Door Dan: cold war close calls
 SoyUnPerdedor: *reason*
 SoyUnPerdedor: Oh great and here's Reagan for some reat
Image 88399   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
554
 
 Bile: @Scoo it's the part i was born to play baby!
 mrdiron: sanzaru
 SoyUnPerdedor: "Dammit Charlton Heston, we've heard enough of your arguments against gun control!"
 Scoo: Is this the planet, or the movie?
 windmill78: The neutral planet of the apes: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Image 88398   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
536
 
 WaffleIron: Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Squirrel
 Eleftheros: As if red squirrels need more cocaine. Those bastards are plenty high strung.
 drhenry: S-s-s-s-squirrel it off
 ur mom: aw yisss
 Picklepuss: I'm in love with the coco
 Coolguy: Nose candy
 inthrees: merrily doth thy cocaine have sprinkled forth from thee
 cassette1: Squirrel Pacino
 Scoo: @ron mexico Maybe it's Mapleleaf
 ron mexico: maybe she's born with it
Image 88397   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
Score:
575
 
 annterland: @realjon my cat is not meant to be funny. His name is Doug and he has a tongue.
 realjon: who thinks this is funny?
 Catcat: Sometimes you need to leave some color out so the human wouldn't step on you with her smelly feet
 a robot: Bleh.
 windmill78: Kitty gives her honest opinion on your guacamole, Carol.
Image 88396   03-06-16   Uploaded by    annterland
Score:
652
 
 Rembo Rompus: lolz @LKoroton
 Toasted Taco Brunchito: you think this is funny?
 Angry Lobster: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Coolguy: @a robot LMAO "England Water"
 LKoroton: Damn city kids!
 a robot: This is only slightly acceptable because the guys in the car look high. There's nothing worse than that "I forgot the word for tea so I called it England water!" wacky bullshit. No you didn't, shut the fuck up.
 Picklepuss: is your girlfriend a Drama Horse?
 your nana: what the fuck is wrong with that person
Image 88395   03-06-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
400
 
 nlx27: reaching for the stars never helped anyone
 Robespierre: "Rastafariah! Almighty God!"
 Mattixvii: The dude let himself go.
 the snark: Help! I've fallen and can't reach my McNuggets!
 annterland: The Struggle is Real
 Shay: Artie Lang hasn't aged well.
 Turts: *heart
 Turts: I think he's having a geart attack from eating too much McDonald's
 windmill78: Richard Stallman fights the establishment: emacs, not big macs
 tib gubb: just doing pilates; what's the big deal?
 fanny: I've seen enough holding-up-the-leaning-tower-of-Pisa pictures to recognize what this man is trying to attempt
 Matt Face: He collapsed in exhaustion after walking all the way from the parking lot to the dining room, only to realize the McRib was gone.
 Warrax: Tom Servo? What happened, man?
 Picklepuss: he's about to be abducted by CosMc
 Borb Prembus: "Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune"
Image 88394   03-06-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
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