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262407  wolfpk: If that is natural; holy shit, that is awesome!!! If it is not natural, whoever did it is an asshole!

262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

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 Pald Grunombies: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.
 Thiple Horpumple: I haven'y gotten any swag in a very long time.
 Dalm Albungus: Return flight: #209381
 Vungo Plemupert: Return flight: #89191
 Dorm Rempombies: @VoR It was one of the first ideas that I got after I received the swagbag. And the missus was surprisingly OK with it. The comments, however... (@Knice is still winning)
 Vimp Flumopert: @Jaunty Shrimp I like the cut of your jib, sir, and would like to subscribe to your online hookup site.
 Hung Horpoble: anyone interested in my manboobs? heh
 Jart Bropert: This is rad, and beautiful. But I'm with @VoR, the standard you scroll past is the standard you accept. Then again, the spaceship is a consensus machine and I trust the judgement of all of you. This is beautiful.
 Trirm Morpomple: You know what, this makes me uneasy. Yes yes, all very nice, but I'm not sure it's friendly spaceship.
 Larb Grunoble: @Catcat By far and away my new favorite image on the Spaceship, Korrok approves.
 Herb Morpumple: I'm gonna rad and take a cold shower....
 Hirt Rempupert: @Catcat I agree with hands for RAD, but I would also give two thumbs up instead of one
 Horb Albuble: Hummina hummina hummina
 Craple Morpongo: Have an affair at
 Lerbo Plemumbies: @Murdertaco yeah man! AG is all about cats, dogs and boobs
 Guple Albongo: Wow we realy love boobs i guess
 Jarm Grongus: @Coolguy @Catcat Alright I give up on this pic of my junk. Besides, I didn't nearly have enough stickers.
 Gompo Dampopert: And here we have a classic, attention-seeking exhibitionist
 Frarb Cremongo: Rules of the Internet #33
 Pirb Plemumbies: Think I radded through peer pressure.
 Trald Cremoble: @Coolguy Fancy Clown and a cat did that recently, that was also titillating
 Frampo Rempongus: @Coolguy well shit. there goes my rads. even if I put a bad sticker on the tip?
 Rurm Pluble: @San DoDo maybe this broke AG I general
 Molm Dampomple: Auto Rad... guys don't get any ideas .... Weenies = BAD
 Bilm Grongus: This broke the 4th wall on AG
 Flimp Flungo: Tiny sliver of areola.
 Lown Grunongo: No fair, you have assets you can exploit. Rad.
 Ming Bropert: Seems like a cool person. I get along great with cool people.
 Burm Flumungus: I approve!
 Vulm Plemopert: Seems as though cake should be in order
 Harm Rempoble: @Catcat You should call this stellar piece of photography Tittit
 Huwn Rempongus: @carpwoman @a robot will pass it on to, owner. @chhumphrey if Chive can has it, so can we!
 Frirm Cremumple: Your lingerie looks high maintenance.
 Vumpo Horpungo: @Catcat Good point. One shouldn't doubt any cat's ability to make any human do any thing. :)
 Dulm Drumongus: @Catcat that's an interesting way to get a ton of XP!
 Merb Grupert: I think my username speaks for me right now.
 Birt Flumuble: I agree with @carpwoman. And @Catcat, you are braver than the rest of us, +1
 Hempo Horpopert: @Catcat - Never mind the naysayers....I think they're very nice.
 Jart Plemungo: @Bubu - Sorry.
 Bong Flongus: Nice pic. Thank you
 Vuld Grombies: Mmm...
 Bango Plemopert: The aggro-swag arms race just jumped into M.A.D. territory.
 Gorbo Dampumple: @Knice Are you implying that me, the hippest happening cat, can't land myself a human to provide if-fits-I-sits?
 Peng Grumple: Doesn't need that rad button to be rad.
 Trild Flungus: @Scoo there is no cheating, there is only RAD and BAD... and you know what this is.
 Rump Drumungo: Well this just seems like cheating, lol
 Lild Dampungo: Whoooooaaaaaaaa
 Hift Grunungo: Where are the other six?
 Lerb Morpoble: @carpwoman :-(
 Mump Flungus: @Bubu - Nope.
 Bong Flomple: Are those real? Bwaahahahaha! Just kidding.
 Thingo Albumple: @Nope and there are lots of volunteers here who will do it for you.
 Frert Drumoble: subliminally radded
 Theple Cremungus: Breast exams are important
Image 88403   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Craple Dampumple
 Bemp Flomple: brush yo chompers
 Vurm Rempongus: Mouse is reacting to the picture above him
 Thople Drumoble: Un-break my heaaaaartt
Image 88402   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Thewn Morpomple
 Durb Broble: Wow nevermind.
 Durb Grunombies: Oops, forgot to capitalize @Catcat
 Halm Morpombies: Friends of @catcat seen preparing for a party.
 Crart Flumongus: Fart. finally, he can live
 Mump Drumombies: where can i buy one of these
 Flalm Horpumple: Needs a Brazilian wax
 Frewn Rempupert: meanwhile in hell
 Doft Dampopert: Someone took the time to Photoshop this into existence. Why.
 Berm Drumupert: This porn, no I can't do this. I'm outta here. *slams door*
 Buft Drumombies: My little centaur: beer is magic
Image 88401   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frango Plumbies
 Leng Dampopert: @Angry Lobster Are you my cousin from Ohio?
 Trirb Cremumple: @Scoo 's an emu dawg
 Gerb Flombies: Cassowary will fucking cut you open and feast on your guts
 Hople Drumoble: Don't let the dinosaurs
 Meld Drumumbies: That dude is looking at inminent death and he doesn't realize it.
 Parb Albumbies: That emu is gonna fuck you up in five seconds
 Hulm Brongus: goddammit Bono
 Holm Plemupert: He never could turn people into frogs
Image 88400   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Leld Morpupert
 Dampo Rempuble: Before I could complete it, I was quickly overtaken by the angry spirits of Ronald and Nancy Reagan
 Hert Flupert: @camellia TESTIFY!
 Marb Cremongus: At long last; she joins Ronnie, Hilter and Eva Braun in their 3rd floor walkup in Harlem - Eva was getting tired of changing all the daipers. Evil Sow.
 Flurbo Plemupert: shit @camellia....
 Crung Morpungo: @camellia Infinity rads to you
 Pomp Brumbies: mommy? what're we looking at mommy?
 Rerb Plemombies: Voted rad for @camellia
 Jungo Brupert: I nominate @camellia's comment for comment of the day.
 Fleple Grunungo: @durian agreed.
 Lamp Flumopert: @Gomi Day it's cool, I think most of us are glad they're both dead.
 Horbo Dampomple: Damn @camellia goes hard... amazing.
 Thurm Morpuble: @SoyUnPerdedor i posted it because i thought it was a cool picture - post punk as hell.
 Jiwn Cremoble: Mr. Gorbachev, lemme peek through this wall!
 Friwn Pluble: FUCK NANCY REAGAN. Proponent of mass incarceration, inculcator of the War On Drugs, proponent of emptying mental-health clinics onto the streets, and reliant on psychics to tell her what to do. May she rot in hell with Thatcher.
 Gople Albumple: At least now neither is alive to see President Trump drive the U.S. (deeper) into the ground!
 Helm Cremumple: Ronnie, you're doing me a frighten.
 Gempo Horpumbies: cold war close calls
 Peft Morpomple: *reason*
 Dople Plemongo: Oh great and here's Reagan for some reat
Image 88399   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Rulm Dampuble
 Cremp Bromple: @Scoo it's the part i was born to play baby!
 Riwn Plemongo: sanzaru
 Frort Brungo: "Dammit Charlton Heston, we've heard enough of your arguments against gun control!"
 Bald Plemupert: Is this the planet, or the movie?
 Frort Flomple: The neutral planet of the apes: see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil
Image 88398   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Crert Plupert
 Crawn Flumumple: Easy, breezy, beautiful Cover Squirrel
 Triple Dampungo: As if red squirrels need more cocaine. Those bastards are plenty high strung.
 Bimpo Rempongo: S-s-s-s-squirrel it off
 Dompo Morpumbies: aw yisss
 Gawn Plongo: Nose candy
 Malm Plemomple: merrily doth thy cocaine have sprinkled forth from thee
 Tramp Morpungus: Squirrel Pacino
 Berbo Morpumbies: @ron mexico Maybe it's Mapleleaf
 Vown Rempungus: maybe she's born with it
Image 88397   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Flirb Rempoble
 Tralm Cremopert: @realjon my cat is not meant to be funny. His name is Doug and he has a tongue.
 Gewn Flumongus: who thinks this is funny?
 Dolm Grungus: Sometimes you need to leave some color out so the human wouldn't step on you with her smelly feet
 Dongo Grunungus: Bleh.
 Romp Morpongus: Kitty gives her honest opinion on your guacamole, Carol.
Image 88396   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Lople Morpuble
 Lempo Dampungus: lolz @LKoroton
 Gump Flumungus: you think this is funny?
 Gald Flopert: Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
 Mempo Dampungo: @a robot LMAO "England Water"
 Hurt Plongo: Damn city kids!
 Gump Horpoble: This is only slightly acceptable because the guys in the car look high. There's nothing worse than that "I forgot the word for tea so I called it England water!" wacky bullshit. No you didn't, shut the fuck up.
 Himp Horpombies: is your girlfriend a Drama Horse?
 Lirb Pluble: what the fuck is wrong with that person
Image 88395   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Frong Plemongo
 Vungo Dampuble: reaching for the stars never helped anyone
 Riple Plomple: "Rastafariah! Almighty God!"
 Barbo Flumomple: The dude let himself go.
 Hild Albungus: Help! I've fallen and can't reach my McNuggets!
 Jimpo Dampongo: The Struggle is Real
 Bungo Grunombies: Artie Lang hasn't aged well.
 Durm Cremoble: *heart
 Rang Cremungo: I think he's having a geart attack from eating too much McDonald's
 Framp Morpomple: Richard Stallman fights the establishment: emacs, not big macs
 Gongo Flumupert: just doing pilates; what's the big deal?
 Reld Dampongus: I've seen enough holding-up-the-leaning-tower-of-Pisa pictures to recognize what this man is trying to attempt
 Tharbo Rempumbies: He collapsed in exhaustion after walking all the way from the parking lot to the dining room, only to realize the McRib was gone.
 Hirt Gropert: Tom Servo? What happened, man?
 Trild Grungus: he's about to be abducted by CosMc
 Borm Horpungo: "Whether 'tis Nobler in the mind to suffer The Slings and Arrows of outrageous Fortune"
Image 88394   03-06-16   Uploaded by    Crild Drumongo
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