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216356  cishet: I could not eat off those plates..sorry

216346  Yurishiro: He doesn't even have a clutch, that's a fancy cane.

216137  Science: He's banging the cake later.

216351  Yurishiro: THAT's where all those stories where the son kills the father come from.

216342  Yurishiro: Dance with me, honey, dance like you never danced before!

216169  Science: @Hokie333: At least they aren't showing ankle.

216344  Yurishiro: No he didn't!

216183  Science: "Woah - sorry bro, you're not on the list. Back of the line"

216190  Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216347  Yurishiro: Yup, that's the government M.O.

216348  Yurishiro: He's such a cool head he's used as a refrigerator.

216203  Science: @Nope: Can't deny me, bitch. I always win in the end.

216349  Yurishiro: Times were ruff in 2010 B.C.

216215  Science: Slugs? He created slugs?

216224  Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216357  realjon: Omg where did you find this?? I have an uncle I NEED to get this for.

216232  Science: I say we start a war on May the 5th. Maybe call it Cinco de Quatro?

216268  Science: Connie Chung rubs this in his face every year.

216270  Science: @wolfpk: Wrong part though

216274  Science: @trelyate: I don't know - I'm sure there will be plenty of guys in masks groping mustachioed fellows.

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216273 Teechur: @fanny @boozer Oh, yeah, they do! My 16 y-o daughter finds hers every now and then and plays all kinds of music on it for a couple of weeks. Then it gets "lost" again.

216098 addend: "The good news is that we didn't find any polyps..."

216191 Rev80: Finally, a public park with spooning practice equipment

216224 Science: Private Johnson lost his penis in a tragic backblast accident today...

216141 Rev80: Don't use that hydrant.. It's full of Super Mario Brothers Rule34 images..

216143 wolfpk: Now that's what I call a salad! Where do you get it?

216190 Science: Slams "Enemy" button repeatedly

216237 wolfpk: Trying not to puke!

216140 Robespierre: Hell of a posse you got there.

216231 binglesnort: "Lisa's casting spells at an eighth grade level, you've sinned against nature"



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Score:
388
 
 Knice: Return flight: #202413
 Wort Mumpus: @ThatGuy lolol
 bad tony: left all her fucks on the fucking shore
 ThatGuy: I dont why this gets some peoples panties in a twist, I've always found whales to be majestic.
 superpingpong: She trying to be a unicorn
 NoRagrets: Not gonna lie. I laughed. A lot.
 Borkf: Haha, it's funny because she's overweight.
 Frank herbert: slow motion for me, slow motion for me...
 Mr. Shine: She seems like a fun lady. Not very bright, perhaps, but funny to watch.
 mission2mars: congrats on your bad post
 windmill78: Tsunami alert in 3, 2, 1...
 VoR: @Poop van Pants I can run with Facit Sejam
 Poop van Pants: Majestic AF backwards is Facit Sejam
Image 87692   03-03-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
455
 
 Cami: Where will you be when the meteor strikes?
 redmonkey3: Roger Waters, Cats, vintage ? RAD! Rad all day!
 Janston: I;m stil thinkin bout thos oranges
 jochenau: waiting for more oranges to fall
Image 87691   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
551
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: First you pick it up, put it in the bag, bumbum--am I alone in remembering that cartoon?
 Frank herbert: @PooFlinger yes I posted because of the velociraptor
 salmiakki: Good job.
 hnnngh: *whistling, picking up trash* BORKF!
 Double-Munched Tacotito: Anyone notice the velociraptor in the background?
 windmill78: @VoR yeah it is, a nice shade of blue :-)
 VoR: Look at him pretending he didn't notice....He's after a cheeky kebab!
 jochenau: I'm sorry, ma'am, but walking on the grass is a capital offense. Just be glad your kids didn't chase after him.
 VoR: @windmill78 Nice blue dot, was that recent?
 windmill78: We've got a prince Albert here: pierced wiener
Image 87690   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Frank herbert
Score:
544
 
 HermwoodLitmajor: @DonkeyPuncher That does make sense
 balloon: Sure he was. That's why he sprayed the brick.
 Anus: He's been hired to paint those doors. Like none of you ever had fun painting something crazy on a wall you were about to paint over
 HermwoodLitmajor: Other than being a vandal, he's basically a good fella
 Ulillillia: Fuck You Private
 chhumphrey: At least he only took his aggression out on the door/wall.
 Fishy: Well? Pay the man! He hasn't got all day you know.
 VoR: Far go, you won't
 SomeOtherCanadian: Didn't plan his spacing out so well on that one
 PenguinBartender: @Winterneuro Thank you
 Winterneuro: He wrote: fuck you pay me
Image 87689   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Winterneuro
Score:
661
 
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Cat people, cat people, walk like cats, talk like people.
 BILL DOOR: PEOPLE ARE NOT NICE.
 VoR: Putting out the fire with....GASOLINE!
Image 87688   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
762
 
 Korrok: You're fulla crap, @zazzer ! [ZZZZAP] You make a persuasive argument, @zazzer !
 Mattixvii: Aaaaaand that lasted all of five minutes.
 Mattixvii: It has a 666 score, couldn't be any better.
 Winterneuro: @Bubu TIL each species has their own Jesus!
 MassDefect: You mean Jesus wasn't as white as the driven snow!? Blasphemer!
 redmonkey3: @zazzer nice one and good idea, tho I feel Both Are in order
 Muncharito Beanworld: @Meow No, Obama is Ant Christ
 HermwoodLitmajor: Marge, you know who I'm talking about! He used to drive that blue car.
 silver: We really need to stop disparaging the religious right by trying to counter their interpretation of dogma. Their chief deific figure hates immorality, taxation, and staunchly defends their crusaders. They're not going to reinterpret scripture and believe themselves to be correct for doing so. It is more productive to acknowledge that we, opposed to them, are open sinners actively working to destroy their way of life. Embrace the villainy. They'll never stop being the Good Guys. So find a way to enjoy being Evil.
 Bone Loc: This is retarded. Stop.
 Ulillillia: Thanks, Jesus
 Christina: Well played!
 Meow: Obama isn't Jesus!?
Image 87687   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
721
 
 Korrok: Welcome back!
 UltraBeverly: Just space things
 XLY: Make it so
 Frank herbert: make it so
 Hydraxion: If you look closely, you can see a whale and a bowl of petunias
 HermwoodLitmajor: How plain that porthole would look if it weren't surrounded by space doodads
 Muncharito Beanworld: Hmm, bald space captain. It could work.
 Ulillillia: Take a look at me now
 Robespierre: Andros ... over my shoulder ... makes me happeeee....
Image 87686   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
759
 
 Janston: On a train? His van must not gogh.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Check his ears!
 Bone Loc: hey man, will this train get me where i need to Gogh
 jochenau: van Gogh faked his own suicide and went on a series of adventures with the Doctor
 Christina: The descendant.
Image 87685   03-03-16   Uploaded by    pirate
Score:
208
 
 Warrax: Debbie says use a condom.
 VoR: I bet he made an entrance...
 nimbus: @Christina lindsay Kay Hayward
 Agamemnon Triforce: @Christina I wanna see them titties.
 Christina: I wonder who will breastfeed him.
Image 87684   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
613
 
 iwash: Hugo LaForge
 Janston: Weirdest AM radio ever.
 Frank herbert: virtual boy sucked!! I have one :/ nerd!!
 chhumphrey: @FeckingBirdsAgain I thought it was a prototype for the LaForge's visor
 VoR: Its the new Steampunk...WirelessEmo....not quite feeling it yet ..edit to come.
 jochenau: finally, I can see radio waves without dropping acid
 Agamemnon Triforce: He is DEVO.
 FeckingBirdsAgain: VR Boy Prototype circa 1952
 Poop van Pants: Oculus blah blah blah
Image 87683   03-03-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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