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163943  Lestrange: I'll have an Alabama revolutionary contempt please.

163916  Wooden Spoon: Cajun blackened chicken

163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

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Score:
484
 
 rustedpeace: @Micro Jackson What do you mean
 Double-Munched Tacotito: How did this fail!?
 duckfarts: I ABSOLUTELY WOULD
 Micro Jackson: Sure, why not?
 desertfox: voted bad, sorry
 Skaalar: Fuck you autocorrect.
 Skaalar: I weirdest nachos right now...
 Hungy Dingus: makin' both yer breath and stool stink since 1953
 Borkf: @Frank herbert Everything is better with chipotle sauce.
 willowsprite: We're too incompetent to slice them into rings!
 rand0: Best comeback since the McRib
 Frank herbert: needs chipotle sauce
 Borkf: How bout no?
 morakdais: Would eat, just need some dipping sauce
Image 87479   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
109
 
 Lumb Blombus: Catsup
 morakdais: That looks like a perfect pearing
 Scoo: En Espanol, por favor, Ketchup...
 Mr. Butt: Gracias, equipo Heinz
 indolentia: double-dose of mayo and 'merican ketchup. viva mexico!
Image 87478   03-02-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
2743
 
Image 87477   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Moonmoon
Score:
397
 
 draakeragon: What you gonna do with that big ant butt? Wiggle wiggle wiggle!
 robford: Nature's candy
 Skaalar: *heavy breathing*
 chhumphrey: Careful or McD's will try them along with their other failed product lines like #87479
 indolentia: om nom nom
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Robespierre There are another 138 out of focus in the background
 Urn BooUrn: Honeypot ants. They come from desert regions and are basically living food stores for their colony. Also supposed to be delicious.
 Robespierre: @Lumb Blombus I only see six
 Lumb Blombus: gross.
Image 87476   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
351
 
 StuporFly: *** It's Beautiful ***
 Lutha: appleboat
 indolentia: that label is way too large. way to fail, artiste!
 Scoo: I heard the artist's girlfriend left him
 Frank herbert: monte, dell. origins of banapple
 nlx27: 16th Century Flemish Master. "Apple"
Image 87475   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
1160
 
 Kefas: Maybe we're all wrong, and this is a grizzly bear in panda OP-Chem suit?
 willowsprite: Are you my mummy?
 indolentia: pandas can't even procreate, how the hell can you expect them to put on gas masks?
 Scoo: That's just a regular bear in a panda suit!
 Knice: I'm still gonna slap this bastard.
 NoRagrets: In Soviet Russia panda outlives you.
 Robespierre: Full-scale water bear
 Frank herbert: the pandas in Fallout for are dangerous
 Stoner: The real reason pandas are going extinct. :(
Image 87474   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
452
 
 draakeragon: Looks like i'll never be a human!
 Poop Bird: zeerow
 donhomero: now worked into all social media to be able to post , by way of a devilish collaboration of coders & teachers sick of hearing "but when will I ever use it in real life?"
 weed poop: wonder why they wrote it as a partial derivative when there is only one variable though?
 flushpuppy: derivative first so 4*7*cos(7*x-pi()/2) evalutaed at x=0, and the value of cos(-pi()/2) is zero so the value of the expression is 0
 MassDefect: @funny in the wall Oh jeez, that's tragically stupid. I wonder how I got x=4...
 funny in the wall: @mass defect, yes but x=0, not 4. sin(0) = 0
 A Post Office: *Reloads Page* "HUMAN DETECTED"
 MassDefect: @killerjunglist Agreed
 MassDefect: d/dx 4 sin(7x-pi/2) = 28 cos(7x-pi/2) = 28 sin(7x) evaluated at x = 4 gives 28 sin(28)
 killerjunglist: why would you need a partial derivative if there is only one variable? Pfft, advanced technology my foot!
 Skaalar: Rather be a robot than some sort of squishy meatbag...
 Darkasnoon: Let me ask technology for the answer, to prove I'm human. Although seriously my work pulled out -4(x-1)
 unoplank: looks like i'm a robot now
 SomeCanadian: @funny in the wall You're right.
 Warren G Hardon: bae caught me sleeping
 funny in the wall: except no, it's zero. cos(-pi/2) is zero.
 dingding: if X = 0, then isn't the answer "Error: Cannot Divide by 0" :P
 funny in the wall: it's 28.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Not worth it...
 SomeCanadian: @NoRagrets I dunno. What do you think @a robot?
 Soy Peso: The correct answer is -4.
 AdaMan: It's like a reverse Turing test. If you can answer it you're probably a computer.
 your nana: the answer is mandatory; says right there!
 NoRagrets: Shouldn't a robot answer this pretty easily?
 Knice: Is it potato? I think it's potato.
 Frank herbert: x=0.
 Pickle Dick: I'm a bit rusty, but if we're evaluating it at x=0, that should give an answer of 4
 nlx27: luckily i have a math wizard living downstairs. right next to the meth wizard
Image 87473   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Larry Xmas
Score:
287
 
 Jeannie C: If there is a hole in the wall for each of the fans, how come the roof doesn't fall down?
 Coolguy: That house be cool AF!
 Micro Jackson: Close the goddam window!
 chhumphrey: Individual room zoning taken to an extreme
 willowsprite: Am I the only one who sees three creatures with lots of eyes, and the one on the far right saying, "oh no you didn't!"
 Lutha: stay cool
 seam: chillin chillin
 indolentia: weed shop.
 Borkf: They either have a very cold room or a banging sound system.
 MabelSyrup: That room is full of pipes leading all over the main building.
 your nana: when the band takes the small stage, they'll be surrounded by their biggest fans
 funny in the wall: i bet they're mostly decoys
 Christina: They would need fewer machines if they did not left a window open.
Image 87472   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
1113
 
 Jeannie C: @Frank herbert How about an in-line 16? They did exist.
 Annoying Vegan : Pure sex in automobile format.
 Lestrange: Swish!
 Unbathed: Bruce McCall feedstock.
 Micro Jackson: Should be pink
 Skaalar: *sigh* It's kinda sad to think that this era of cars is probably never coming back. This is like the gothic architecture of automobiles.
 thratchen: Hurry up and bring your jukebox money
 indolentia: this has caused a stirring in my downstairs area unlike any other i've felt on this site.
 logan: They sure knew how to make beautiful cars in the old times.
 Frank herbert: i do hope this has one of those v-16s from back in the day
 Gomi Day: best car colour - right there.
 Robespierre: Now, THAT'S a Saoutchik Delahaye!
 Scoo: Majestic af
Image 87471   03-02-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
648
 
 Alaskan: Scoo knows what the real deal is.
 duckfarts: what has happened to my country
 Greek Fire: @chhumphrey Another tequila sunrise, I think.
 SoyUnPerdedor: "could America really elect Trump as president?"
 Unbathed: Look at yourself from the side!
 anonymous: He;s just thinking about thos fish
 chhumphrey: Either he's a desperado or he's been spending too much time at Hotel California...
 willowsprite: Self, how did I get here?
 indolentia: i will win this staring contest!
 your nana: hello, is it me you're looking for?
 doop: Self check-out at the fish market
 Scoo: 'murica double-up: Eagle Jesus
 logono: Damn @Bone Loc hahah
 DrinkMixMan: Contemplating getting "Just for Eagles"
 Bone Loc: 'Mirrorca
 Warrax: Hey there good lookin', hang out here often?
Image 87470   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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