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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Score:
535
 
 rand0: sufficient pickles
 CuriouSir: this is my kind of burger, all its missing is the 8 Lbs of bacon.
 tib gubb: *lifts the top bun and pokes at it* i specifically asked for extra pickles,and i don't see any pickles on there!
 duckfarts: @Scoo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
 Kohapi: @a robot would you like the strawberry tart?
 shitshow: you forgot the pickles.
 willowsprite: A well-balanced meal.
 tib gubb: rocketnews is so zany
 Ghabo: Would you like some burger with your pickles!? Snicker haha hee hee horf
 a robot: @dobbiesdoogs I DON'T LIKE PICKLES!
 XLY: Hold the pickles
 Scoo: This is kind of a big dill
 dobbiesdoogs: two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
Image 87390   03-01-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
207
 
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Is your girlfriend looking for gems again?
 why the long face: HORSE.EXE has encountered an exception and has been forced to shut down.
 VoR: That's what you get for riding a hover Horse
 AdamBomb286: Is your girlfriend a muslim?
 duckfarts: this doesn't seem like the right way to comfort a grief-stricken girlfriend
 willowsprite: Running, running, running, jumping, PORTAL!
 a robot: Does your girlfriend DO ALL THE WORK AND TAKE ALL THE PAIN WHILE YOU JUST SIT THERE IN YOUR PRETTY SILK CLOTHES DOING NOTHING
 Scoo: That's gonna leave a mark
 dobbiesdoogs: is your girlfriend dead?
Image 87389   03-01-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 Micro Jackson: This must be the inspiration for the Rat Patrol
 Ukulelemike: Wow-Baron Munchausen wasn't lying about it!
 Korrok: I think this is a cheat unit in AoE3 BUT I DON'T KNOW THE CODE!
 XLY: Sweet battle camel platoon
 Coolguy: How did the Ottoman Empire ever collapse with weapons like that?
 Janston: New Final Fantasy concept art pretty cool
 willowsprite: PEW PEW PATOOIE
 duckfarts: i am LIKING this metal slug 2 remake
 Warezlock: There's your problem, your battle camels are unarmored.
 a robot: Camel looks pretty chill about everything
Image 87388   03-01-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
402
 
 Skaalar: HUMP DAY!
 Throb: #85958
 Throb: See? Yoga is the work of the devil.
 Warezlock: This pose is called the broken dog.
 Warrax: Which head controls the yoga?
Image 87387   03-01-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
504
 
 Donger: Thanks. Now I can't unsee it.
 Annoying Vegan : I'm amazed that Florida is anything other than a penis.
 Kohapi: Dammit, even a conceptual American dragon is fat.
 square44: @Coolguy ...and Newfoundland is literally on fire.
 Coolguy: Canada helps you fly away... Mexico gets all the crap...
Image 87386   03-01-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
259
 
 Chef Says: This blackface is weird
 qazwsx: @Coolguy Nah, that's bedliner - except for minor touchups, he'll never have to deal with it again.
 funny in the wall: life resembling LEGOs
 willowsprite: Time for some GLH!
 XLY: Hey fam, just make me look like an old navy mannequin
 Coolguy: For me, that's waaaay to much effort to put into grooming.
 a robot: Looks like it was drawn on with sharpie
 Larfles: Woody: I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Image 87385   03-01-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
595
 
 windmill78: "You'll never take me alive copper", said the drug ring finger
Image 87384   03-01-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
881
 
 XLY: perfect
 a robot: @Scoo I don't like to talk about it!
 Scoo: @a robot Is this you as a kid?
 willowsprite: I told you I was freaky you didn't believe me
 a robot: Flawless.
 Warezlock: This valley is uncanny.
 Vivian: awkward
Image 87383   03-01-16   Uploaded by    TheDullTrowel
Score:
416
 
 Jeannie C: I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up.
 berlin: Yes @willowsprite
 Micro Jackson: Listen to me Linda
 Lutha: i didn't go near the flowerbeds, officer you gotta believe me!
 willowsprite: Whoa dad, hang on. What exactly do you mean by "Give the ball back to the human?"
 a robot: I know we just saw this yesterday. It's still pretty cute.
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
Image 87382   03-01-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
382
 
 hnnngh: @copunter That's Dominic's wiles for you.
 hnnngh: @DesertPlah This picture got me my purple status when I posted it. Rad.
 Coolguy: Looks like he has got a spicy watch as well
 copunter: still don't understand... how did Dominic hand him the keys? and couldn't he bake cookies while heating them? and isn't the ol' hotfoot just quicker and easier? did he hang the keys back on a keyhook with some tongs? this is really bothering me
 duckfarts: classic dominic
 ppr4: I feel like it is getting over used, but can we not murder this picture so hard just for that? They put a little bit of work into it ...rad
 Warezlock: sigh
 ModelTRex: Because they're too hot, you rat?
 Warrax: You're right, there's just too dang many of them.
Image 87381   03-01-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
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