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268986  Minnesotan: @Mr. Butt Yeah, I know a lotta people say "everyone on the internet who disagrees with me is a nazi" but no, this guy's seriously a straight up nazi. 14 words, the whole deal.

269077  Dr Awkward: Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it!

269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

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269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.



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Score:
351
 
 KingTrebek: Wow, they finally made a magazine about yer mom
 windmill78: Do they have a swimsuit edition?
 Mr. Whiskers: It's our most modestly priced receptacle
 Anus: In 2016, blue is the new green
 Bone Loc: a good trashy mag
 doop: Johnny? Are you okay in there? You've been in the bathroom for half an hour! You're not in there with my waste receptacles catalog, are you?
 Picklepuss: hey, nice white and gold waste receptacles
Image 84998   02-20-16   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
102
 
 Cyka: Thanks, Aunt Rose, I hadn't seen THIS one yet.
 Frank herbert: cropped fine
 NoRagrets: In the great expanse of black bars, there lies at its core, an uncropped picture.
 Fishy: *hear's triggered screams in the distance*
Image 84997   02-20-16   Uploaded by    seahawks
Score:
286
 
 drhenry: And who would have thought? It figures.
 Anus: ironic if on the door of a firebird
 Frank herbert: it's like raain, on your new washed car...
 CastleBravo: ....don't ya think?
Image 84996   02-20-16   Uploaded by    clueful
Score:
434
 
 Picklepuss: I miss Danger 5
 Cami: @Poop van Pants Gametime is merry and gay.
 Poop van Pants: It's gametime for Hitler and Germany ....
 SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect game for your inner child Hitler
 heck: oh, hitler!
 Warezlock: Milton Bradley, you treasonous bastard.
 NoRagrets: Red player sucks. You have to go out of your way to pull that off.
Image 84995   02-20-16   Uploaded by    logan
Score:
163
 
 Mattixvii: Holy fuck the morning after autocorrects are rough.
 Mattixvii: @doop I'm impressed hen. Can see anyone that can dance
 willowsprite: Troy and Abed need to be back on tv
 AdamBomb286: @doop RIP Chris Farley
 doop: @Mattixvii Tell me you're not impressed when you see a fat dude who can dance.
 jonz: wtf man...
 Mattixvii: God wants fat man to dance too then.
Image 84994   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Popsicle Dream
Score:
338
 
 sumodrsn: Nitro parking only
 Korrok: Kinky.
 AdamBomb286: Only handicapped Wheelers from Return to OZ may park here.
 WaffleIron: People with recumbent bikes are always this weird.
 Annoying Vegan : Has yoga gone too far?!
 doop: BMX wheelchair parking
 Mattixvii: @Brunkey stop live tweeting your day to day life.
 fanny: I think I'm biking wrong :(
 Porm Munties: looks painful
 Brunkey: I see a paraplegic with a massive cock
 Warrax: This spot for sick bmx tricks only.
Image 84993   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Dorb
Score:
396
 
 Crim Tender: I see some Photoshop in there
 AdamBomb286: The answer to every question is George Washington Carver
 Cami: @Scoo The shortest month...wtf?
 100000: "People who annoy you"
 100000: "People who annoy you"
 tea: C'mon, you had all February to study!
 madmax1: Kinda drives the point home that the one girl is named "Whitey." Oh, wait, never mind.
 Double-Munched Tacotito: ahahaha
 Brunkey: Ugh, too real
 Poop van Pants: The N-word, who can say it, who decides ?
 Warrax: embarrassing if true
 Janston: Racist if last category
Image 84992   02-20-16   Uploaded by    effzeeceekay
Score:
331
 
 willowsprite: @White Rice agreed. It's the medium sized ones that move so fast it's scary and then you can't see them and aaaurgh
 Brain: Holler holler get A-Dollar-Dollar
 White Rice: See, at least a huge one you can see/avoid. It's the medium sized ones that worry me the most (like, large black widows...I'm not a fan of them). On the flip side, daddy long legs spiders are awesome in my book (tiny body, but big legs, so easily spotted; the don't bite me; they actively hunt black widows). I forget where I was going with this, other than my general dislike of most spiders (not hate though, I only hate the ones that bite me in my sleep) and that I actively enjoy the company of daddy long legs spiders because of their diet of other, more bitey spiders.
 Picklepuss: behind this kitchen door, spider is baking a cake #84834
 hexxx: you mean my new roommate? don't be hating.
 Warrax: They... they're really not that bad folks.
 CastleBravo: Well! Time to burn down this building.
 Janston: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.
 Bone Loc: I mean, a "big-boned" spider. I need to be more sensitive.
 Clintodon: Ah, the joys of life in Australia.
 Bone Loc: You mean, an overweight spider. Try to be more sensitive.
Image 84991   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
449
 
 Mr. Angry: I guess Chap Stick is easier to carry around than Dragon Glass...
 willowsprite: I think he's got bigger problems than chapped lips.
 Janston: His b-hole probably looks exactly the same.
Image 84990   02-20-16   Uploaded by    camellia
Image 84989 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by FarmerWalk. We'll pray for you, FarmerWalk.
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