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254181  Chest Rockwell: What's with the Spaceballs helmet?

254204  tess: Oh, deer.

254073  Terrh: theoatmeal.com/comics/…

254203  Sprinkles: Amazon sell Aloe Vera right?

254191  Warrax: I took a business ethics class once. It was... creepy. Like ethics for sociopaths. "You should be ethical because if you get caught, you might lose sales" kind of shit.

254171  Jabberwikket: @a robot A spotted cuteness

254194  jochenau: Well, hyperventilating *is* more socially acceptable than farting in public...er, is it though?

254194  tib gubb: @tib gubb as opposed to the smart feller

254194  tib gubb: that would make you the fart smeller

253149  Mr Bleak: Total honesty in advertising is rare these days.

254202  craftjunk: I might have to get this one, too.

254202  canada: I wonder if she wants the cheese or the mouse. One of my cats loves cheese.

254202  Handyman: The Best Things For Sale

254186  redmonkey3: The only way to travel!

254188  redmonkey3: Paci keeper clipped to collar & i melt even moar somehow

254189  redmonkey3: Who wears it better ?

253826  redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

254176  raditzu: i would 100% fall for this :(

254190  raditzu: Hey, human! the food's almost ready!

254171  WannaBee: @Annoying Vegan @a robot Quolls are carnivorous marsupials native to Australia. @Not A Bot Quinn Morgendorffer is Daria's sisters name.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

254085 Bill Rye: this malicious spider will come for us all!

254048 Teechur: @Mad Collager It's like trying to match paint on a fence or house after a few years.

254154 ChubbyBuddy: Drain the swamp

253826 redmonkey3: Waiting for him to turn into snake

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)

253821 Wooden Spoon: @Laree: of course its found in Australia.

253961 necronomicon: Also orange water is detrimental to ones health

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag



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 6. Annoying Vegan : 2618 points
 7. Gomi Day: 2393 points
 8. cannabis: 1962 points
 9. tears as lube: 1862 points
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11. Warrax: 1775 points
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Score:
404
 
 space: group b is the people you happen to agree with
 bug: I'm colorblind. Everyone's an asshole
 Poop van Pants: This is the most concise explanation of the 2016 Presidential race I've seen so far
 MassDefect: I think kfc's "percent assholes by amount of conversation" was more accurate.
 Catcat: In tumblr's case, the non-assholes are the brave souls tirelessly posting porn gifs
Image 84898   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
554
 
 BILL DOOR: AN ARTISTIC REPRESENTATION OF THE EFFECTS OF KLATCHIAN QUISINE. IT'S LIKE BITING INTO A REDHOT ICE CUBE.
 Cami: Sunspots make their halos wonky.
 Anus: origins of the ole spicy brotherhood of rats
 Warrax: Gentlemen, you're probably wondering why I called you here. The truth is, I'm livin for given the devil his due. And I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you.
 Bone Loc: yo, monks, Immolate you finish, but
 FatTigerWoods: Ah, yes, I see you gentlemen are on fire as well. Very good, sirs.
 Fullhouse: should have posted a cat
 Mr. Shine: . . . until the Fire Nation attacked.
 CrustyDusty: Sultan! We bring good news from the Healer, he has a treatment for this burning fungal infection plague!
 AdamBomb286: This actually is my true form.
 Catcat: Super sayan meeting
Image 84897   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Jesus
Score:
371
 
 Warrax: Behold! The fields in which I grow my fvcks. Cast thine eyes vpon it and see the west fovrty lies fallow this season.
 CrustyDusty: This is literally the entire plot of Pom Poko.
 TurkeyVulture: The inhabitants of this forest greatly fear a time the call the Coming of the Great Vacuum Cleaner.
 hurr: depends on how far this is zoomed in or out i guess @misterjoe
 Mr. Shine: Crazy how nature do that.
 CrustyDusty: Oops, missed a spot.
 AdamBomb286: If only there were some sort of fruit for scale.
 misterjoe: @hurr is it a farm or a missing carpet square
 hurr: ocd farmers
Image 84896   02-20-16   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
739
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Yeahhhhhh Seanbaby
 Warezlock: Do what you will, nothing can halt the inevitable heat death of the universe.
 a robot: @AdamBomb286 I was just about to ask if this was from Seanbaby. Thanks!
 CrustyDusty: Rad for Entropy. That's gonna be my new slogan... "For ENTROPY!"
 AdamBomb286: I have nothing but Rads for Seanbaby
 Catcat: @Borkf If you classic it enough times, the fear will go away, leaving radness in its place
 Borkf: Nihilism is so hot right now. Also, it seems to be popular to not totally understand what nihilism is, but make Facebook groups about nihilist image macros anyway.
Image 84895   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
Score:
82
 
 AdamBomb286: If only there were some sort of alternative to use instead of complaining.
 Jesus: hating on Internet explorer is like the most tedious thing in the world
 Dobly: Welp, if image macrofix dot com has more shitty images like this one, well lets just say my browser history just got a little better, folks
Image 84894   02-20-16   Uploaded by    avemaria
Score:
433
 
 Shay: Abe is not amused.
 Bro Bro: Good to see Wyatt Cenac getting work.
 Warezlock: @Agamemnon Triforce Too soon.
 a robot: I wash my ears with a rag on a stick
 Agamemnon Triforce: Don't forget the bullet hole!
 Amy Housewine: "Four score and seven ears ago..."
 AdamBomb286: The new American Gladiators looks pretty cool.
 misterjoe: Going to emancipate some ear wax
 MassDefect: *squeaken* *squeaken*
 KnowLifer: "mmmm"
Image 84893   02-20-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
417
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Hello and welcome to standing up school
 AdaMan: What do you mean "Why aren't the mean wearing summer tunics?"
 carpwoman: *doink-
 tib gubb: hawkins, this is no time for a nap!
 Borm Pumpies: you had one job
 Air Biscuit: Hydration is a delicate balence in any formation. Too much and youre going to be standing around uncomfortably for hours needing to pee, too little and this happens.
 Mr. Shine: Fawkin' lightweight n00b! Somebody fetch me the Sharpie!
 AdamBomb286: Too much Beefeater
 charlemagne: falling out parade
 Catcat: Courtesy of the 'Found', the National Geographic archive of unpublished or maybe not popular enough images that can found on tumblr
 doindabs: OK, which asshole tripped me again?
 misterjoe: Don't lock your knees...
Image 84892   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
100
 
 fridaynight: I have no idea what this is
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine and now I will be singing this all day.
 veryblue: @Mr. Shine That's what I thought when I saw it!
 Mr. Shine: BAAAYYY-behhhh, Icompareyoutoakiss from a rose on the grave . . .
 windmill78: You rat! How could you give me the ol' spicy yoga?!
Image 84891   02-20-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
537
 
 CrustyDusty: What the fuck? When *I* play with my nipples, they tell me it makes baby Jesus cry. But NUUUUU, it's fine for HIM...
 kate shutupton: Makest thou gaze
 Magma Safe: and two for flinching
 AdamBomb286: When mom makes you go to school but you still stupid.
 Borkf: Rad, but ruined by caption. WE GET IT.
Image 84890   02-20-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
478
 
 Austin: I have the most abstract nachos right now
 AdamBomb286: @hurr I think one is a guy with a Prince Valiant haircut.
 Catcat: I'm abstractly aroused
 hurr: so...i don't know what you guys see...but uh...i see lesbians but that might be my pervy mind
 Frank herbert: boobs!!!!!
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: This triggers someone.
Image 84889   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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