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269044  Aspirin: Not sure if hes a genius or if his neck hurts real bad. Probably doesnt care. He already lived through 7,842 years of your bullshit.

269049  Aspirin: Yeah but isnt that guy on the marijuana now!? Cant trust him now. Probably just sold his grandmas VCR to buy more drugs.

269050  Aspirin: The ruined wastes of Earth after the apocalypse are devoid of french toast. One man stands between humanity and oblivion.

269081  VeeKay: Automotive suicide booth.

269077  WTF: The hit comedy "Head of the Herd" next on Animal Planet.

269026  Korrok: Korrok approves...

269088  doindabs: You must water your an cermet so your an cermet will grow. Beautiful an cermet

269066  lecj07: Would have expected DP to leave jt making a crude gesture.

269076  VeeKay: Augh! The dog got in ma pot!

269077  Ihminen: a very tiny giraffe with a normal sized head i guess

269046  Not A Bot: Way meaner version of the shaving cream prank

269062  fanny: perfect excuse for cop to get a just in case frisk in, too

269077  fanny: wut

269069  Dr Awkward: Thats is not how Id describe Phoenix. At all. Shes really really hot, and she knows it, and thats why shes such a bitch.

269073  Dr Awkward: Nah, son.

269073  Mr. Butt: I don't remember this Ninja Sex Party video.

269081  moogerator: BMW Isetta

269081  mom: Groovy!

269081  Vault Dweller: This is the only ar of this model because it has more safety hazards than a bicycle on the highway

268775  Mr Bleak: Engineer Father. Mr Bleak Approves. Mrs Bleak says she is glad we never had children.

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268830 ThoughtlessGentleman: @Teechur the dog looks great like you could hang out and get into whacky adventures.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

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10. glowstick: 1659 points
11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. fisto: 1548 points
13. poetrysucks: 1535 points
14. DogsRGreat: 1445 points
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 space: group b is the people you happen to agree with
 bug: I'm colorblind. Everyone's an asshole
 Poop van Pants: This is the most concise explanation of the 2016 Presidential race I've seen so far
 MassDefect: I think kfc's "percent assholes by amount of conversation" was more accurate.
 Catcat: In tumblr's case, the non-assholes are the brave souls tirelessly posting porn gifs
Image 84898   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Cami: Sunspots make their halos wonky.
 Anus: origins of the ole spicy brotherhood of rats
 Warrax: Gentlemen, you're probably wondering why I called you here. The truth is, I'm livin for given the devil his due. And I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you.
 Bone Loc: yo, monks, Immolate you finish, but
 FatTigerWoods: Ah, yes, I see you gentlemen are on fire as well. Very good, sirs.
 Fullhouse: should have posted a cat
 totaljihad: . . . until the Fire Nation attacked.
 CrustyDusty: Sultan! We bring good news from the Healer, he has a treatment for this burning fungal infection plague!
 AdamBomb286: This actually is my true form.
 Catcat: Super sayan meeting
Image 84897   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Jesus
 Warrax: Behold! The fields in which I grow my fvcks. Cast thine eyes vpon it and see the west fovrty lies fallow this season.
 CrustyDusty: This is literally the entire plot of Pom Poko.
 Mr. Lizard: The inhabitants of this forest greatly fear a time the call the Coming of the Great Vacuum Cleaner.
 hurr: depends on how far this is zoomed in or out i guess @misterjoe
 CoffeeAndCigs: Crazy how nature do that.
 CrustyDusty: Oops, missed a spot.
 AdamBomb286: If only there were some sort of fruit for scale.
 misterjoe: @hurr is it a farm or a missing carpet square
 hurr: ocd farmers
Image 84896   02-20-16   Uploaded by    mom
 Grandmas Ghost: Yeahhhhhh Seanbaby
 Warezlock: Do what you will, nothing can halt the inevitable heat death of the universe.
 a robot: @AdamBomb286 I was just about to ask if this was from Seanbaby. Thanks!
 CrustyDusty: Rad for Entropy. That's gonna be my new slogan... "For ENTROPY!"
 AdamBomb286: I have nothing but Rads for Seanbaby
 Catcat: @Borkf If you classic it enough times, the fear will go away, leaving radness in its place
 Borkf: Nihilism is so hot right now. Also, it seems to be popular to not totally understand what nihilism is, but make Facebook groups about nihilist image macros anyway.
Image 84895   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Dobly
 AdamBomb286: If only there were some sort of alternative to use instead of complaining.
 Jesus: hating on Internet explorer is like the most tedious thing in the world
 Dobly: Welp, if image macrofix dot com has more shitty images like this one, well lets just say my browser history just got a little better, folks
Image 84894   02-20-16   Uploaded by    avemaria
 Shay: Abe is not amused.
 Bro Bro: Good to see Wyatt Cenac getting work.
 Warezlock: @Agamemnon Triforce Too soon.
 a robot: I wash my ears with a rag on a stick
 Agamemnon Triforce: Don't forget the bullet hole!
 Amy Housewine: "Four score and seven ears ago..."
 AdamBomb286: The new American Gladiators looks pretty cool.
 misterjoe: Going to emancipate some ear wax
 MassDefect: *squeaken* *squeaken*
 KnowLifer: "mmmm"
Image 84893   02-20-16   Uploaded by    carpwoman
 Grandmas Ghost: Hello and welcome to standing up school
 AdaMan: What do you mean "Why aren't the mean wearing summer tunics?"
 seahawks: *doink-
 fink: hawkins, this is no time for a nap!
 Borm Pumpies: you had one job
 Air Biscuit: Hydration is a delicate balence in any formation. Too much and youre going to be standing around uncomfortably for hours needing to pee, too little and this happens.
 edgarallendoh: Fawkin' lightweight n00b! Somebody fetch me the Sharpie!
 AdamBomb286: Too much Beefeater
 charlemagne: falling out parade
 Catcat: Courtesy of the 'Found', the National Geographic archive of unpublished or maybe not popular enough images that can found on tumblr
 doindabs: OK, which asshole tripped me again?
 misterjoe: Don't lock your knees...
Image 84892   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
 fridaynight: I have no idea what this is
 grizzly: @Mr. Shine and now I will be singing this all day.
 veryblue: @Mr. Shine That's what I thought when I saw it!
 athiest: BAAAYYY-behhhh, Icompareyoutoakiss from a rose on the grave . . .
 windmill78: You rat! How could you give me the ol' spicy yoga?!
Image 84891   02-20-16   Uploaded by    crunchymush
 CrustyDusty: What the fuck? When *I* play with my nipples, they tell me it makes baby Jesus cry. But NUUUUU, it's fine for HIM...
 kate shutupton: Makest thou gaze
 Magma Safe: and two for flinching
 AdamBomb286: When mom makes you go to school but you still stupid.
 Borkf: Rad, but ruined by caption. WE GET IT.
Image 84890   02-20-16   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
 Austin: I have the most abstract nachos right now
 AdamBomb286: @hurr I think one is a guy with a Prince Valiant haircut.
 Catcat: I'm abstractly aroused
 hurr: so...i don't know what you guys see...but uh...i see lesbians but that might be my pervy mind
 Frank herbert: boobs!!!!!
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: This triggers someone.
Image 84889   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Beer 30
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