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249431  Mr. Shine: *Ragged voice, weeping* POST IT AGAIN!!!!

249448  charlemagne: their children will never be able to retract their heads

249440  Mr. Shine: I've seen this exact thing several times with several different names. I no longer believe it ever happened.

249457  charlemagne: now eat his heart to gain his courage

249463  charlemagne: not too strong, or they will destroy and eat you to gain what is left of your courage

249456  ignatz: Wot evs

249460  tib gubb: still think the earth is round?

249460  dangerkeith3000: heeeeerreguuuuuuud!

249460  Yurishiro: Seems legit

249455  Amy Housewine: I was dragging behind in my reading, but I've tried to ketchup.

249442  antipatterns: Also Zizek needs to pull through so he can analyze these

249437  VoR: Three legged business man needs his coffee to take away!

249459  Yurishiro: What's up my knitta?!

249442  Bohab: Bojack is my spirit animal

249458  Yurishiro: Everything is a cactus if you're brave enough.

249442  antipatterns: 2 sad cartoon bois (don't be like these guys)

249444  Yurishiro: Touch down

249445  Yurishiro: Starvation of north korea.

249449  Yurishiro: Spray that shit

249365  Jabberwikket: @RiderFan, but its a Mann doing it....

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249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!



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Score:
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 Janston: My fetish is putting this face on my face and then pretending to sleepwalk around the mall.
 Science: @Robespierre: It's a Manwich!
 artfulcodger: @Science: My sandwich: #73472
 Science: What's in the box?
 Mr. Shine: And if we don't get the ransom immediately, you'll never see little Timmy . . . I mean THE REST of little Timmy . . . well, crap.
 HermwoodLitmajor: I used to love the wintergreen wax faces, but now I can only find cherry ones
 Knice: I started packing my own lunches after that.
Image 73465   12-30-15   Uploaded by    badger
Score:
123
 
 Jolly Well: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 dingding: please don't do that. so wasteful.
 Unicorn: Just roll it back up and stick it on the holder. It'll be fine.
 madmax1: Oh, God, no ... an invasion of the Reds...
 Knice: Dang, your butt's so nasty the paper fled.
Image 73464   12-30-15   Uploaded by    obama
Score:
149
 
 daisy picker: pretty much sums up my christmas
 Janston: Fuck yeah I'm a goat skull this kicks ass
 Catcat: That's why I never go to Romania
 HermwoodLitmajor: Testing. Filter. Filters. Switcherino. Testing.
 dark.elf.raya: @Korrok Thank you. As ever, I remain your humble servant.
 Knice: LOL "@Korroks be crazy" :D
 Korrok: Close enough.
 Korrok: Ok, third time's the charm. Korrok agrees. Korroks be crazy.
 Korrok: Filters be crazy.
 Korrok: @dark.elf.raya This agrees. You have served him well.
 dark.elf.raya: Hail Korrok
Image 73463   12-30-15   Uploaded by    count chocula
Score:
316
 
 a robot: Guys, clearly that's a tortoise.
 Janston: Turtle power
 Rocky XLVII: He's going for the crisper drawer! QUICK! Somebody stop him!
 whiplash: Turtle is worst roommate, all food spoils because he keeps the refrig door open so long.
 beep: He really wanted #73424, instead what he found was 20+ bottles of various sauces.
 Catcat: Looking for yesterday's pizza, I bet!
Image 73462   12-30-15   Uploaded by    namaste
Score:
176
 
 a robot: #73463 has it covered
 Catcat: JPG? BAN THIS SICK FILTH
 Magma Safe: The image of the beast
 Knice: #666
 dobbiesdoogs: this is why you use pngs
Image 73461   12-30-15   Uploaded by    sylveon
Score:
222
 
 Janston: He knows how to hit the spot.
 Crabapples: Tonight on big bang! Penny gets sexually assaulted, then regular assaulted, by a giraffe while Sheldon says weird things!
 HermwoodLitmajor: *slap* Masher!
 WotGives: Looks like there's a good chance he'll get his head stuck
 Catcat: @gary look at her face, she's already plenty surprised
 gary: A giraffe's tongue is about 40cm long. She'll look even more surprised soon....
 Knice: BOOP!
Image 73460   12-30-15   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
98
 
 reply: @WTF: His trick is to pull in front of cars going the speed limit or below in the leftmost lane, then slam on his brakes to make sure they notice his clever sign.
 savvoy: If you drive the speed limit in the left lane, you can be cited for obstructing the flow of traffic. It's a nifty catch-22.
 a robot: @WTF Probably. He definitely sounds like an asshole
 MassDefect: I don't know exactly what their law says, but couldn't you do the speed limit and just sit in the left lane? Legally, it would be impossible for anyone other than an emergency vehicle to go faster than you.
 WTF: Shouldn't this be on the front windshield? Does he pull in front of slow moving vehicles for them to see this?
 Catcat: Does that even count as slactivism?
 Mr. Shine: Needs more !!!!!!!!!
Image 73459   12-30-15   Uploaded by    boozer
Score:
263
 
 Anus: They should make a "minus-garfield" version of this
 ch: We also offer the de-lux model in which you are not molested by Garfield for 20% less
 a robot: @Catcat Sin on a cat, eh? Well have we got the perfect chairs for you!
 shitshow: @Catcat hellfire and damnation!! wait--- is that some string? *chases string, barfs*
 Knice: @Catcat I hope that wasn't a typo.
 Catcat: I always wanted to sin on a cat. Well, another cat, anyways.
 jimbiscuit: I really don't know why I would want to seat on Garfield.
Image 73458   12-30-15   Uploaded by    Urchin
Score:
227
 
 Janston: Butthorn's bane
 hurr: look* (damn ...i suck today)
 hurr: i always think*
 hurr: when i see this "art style" i always no "oooh loo it's gonna get edgy bro"...then i see the "story" unfold and i feel like mr cornella needs his med's refilled.
 killme: I'm sorry, Joan Cornella, but your pictures make me ***YAWN***
 Catcat: Accurate depiction of reading YouTube comments
 Jennerator: Joan has strange dreams
 Lumb Blombus: That's why I post on friendly spaceship!
Image 73457   12-30-15   Uploaded by    drilldo
Score:
90
 
 Janston: I don't know what this means.
 Paint Chips: do any of the lyrics in the original song actually rhyme?
 whiplash: I thought it said "I came in a Pokeball" and that's why Pickachu looks so disgusted.
Image 73456   12-30-15   Uploaded by    amputator
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