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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?



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 agentorange: I agree with @Knice start with #73472. Then you'll have the energy to power this one.
 Knice: Goddamn it, I meant #73472.
 Knice: Start with #72110.
 Korrok: I think I saw an add for something like this on here a couple days ago.
 OMG: Corporate America Alegory
 Urchin: @Albatross If that last bit is true, then clearly Joan has never been on the internet before
 Albatross: I believe he is meant to be turning the rear wheel by shitting, and in either case the wheel would be turning backwards yes. I think it was drawn this way because it was more ergonomical. Also I don't think the artist ever considered anyone putting this much thought into it
 lizzz: Joan Cornella. Probably the most fucked up comics I've seen.
 gutwheat: Dr. Ovoid approves of @Good Bye 's comment.
 WaffleIron: This is for removing dingleberries, I saw it in an earlier post.
 Callahan: bae caught me sleeping
 Good Bye: Wouldn't that blood be going the otehr way unless they are riding it in reverse.
Image 72110   12-23-15   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Image 72109 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tacticaljay. Your image was bad, tacticaljay.
Score:
473
 
 ghostly: sad owl is sad
 dark.elf.raya: Someone told him Deathly Hallows spoilers...
 VoR: I wish we had a way to check he was owl right
 XLY: Is this real? wtdf
 King Polly: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaalllllllllll...."
 HermwoodLitmajor: "I just don't get excited about Christmas like I used to"
 HermwoodLitmajor: I wish Friendly Spaceship showed the same pictures on my mobile phone that it does on my desktop PC
 Science: That is the saddest owl I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of sad owls.
Image 72108   12-23-15   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
189
 
 Beef Supreme: Rumor has it that Lincoln loved to get sacked.
 Jennerator: Four score and seven seasons ago
 XLY: she get bandz tho!!!
 redpeepee: I know her ... she used to be @igetkrabztho. Wonder what happened?
 crudites: she dumb
 hurr: damn this hurt irl. i'm german so i shouldn't know more about your sports and politics than her right?
 Knice: Well, of course. The first elections were held before the AFL merged with the House of Commons, and were called The National Voterball Contest. In the first combined election, William Taft rushed for 250 executive orders to win MVP.
 a robot: Thank you, Internet, for preserving the idiotic ramblings of dumb people for all eternity.
 Good Bye: At least she gets bandz tho.
 grizzly: No comment yet.
Image 72107   12-23-15   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
113
 
 Viles Davis: Velocitractor
 Good Bye: Mad Max FURRY road?
Image 72106   12-23-15   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
278
 
 Flarmie: I would make a Charlie Sheen joke but he has HIV? Would I need to incorporate that somehow? If so, never mind. If not, Charlie Sheen joke.
 Good Bye: That is one sad owl... and I have seen a few sad owls.
 VoR: The eyes Chico.... they never lie
Image 72105   12-23-15   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
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 Jeannie C: @KnowLifer Yes, because everybody has doors to wall off the living room. Also, that would not work for me. My cat would be up there draped over the lateral branches, and the balls would be broken on the floor.
 5 Headed Snake God: @KnowLifer Yes, because clearly the solution is to put the tree in a closet or something.
 a robot: Cat looks mad that you've thwarted his plans
 KnowLifer: when you want to protect the tree from cat, but don't have any doors in whole house
Image 72104   12-23-15   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
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 WaffleIron: I keep trying to unpause this video but it's not working
 Mr. Whiskers: Bro, do you even cop?
 Shay: Pursuing suspect on I-80...HOLY SHIT, FREE TACO DAY?!?!
 Good Bye: Between a rock and a... err the sky.
 Knice: Them Duke boys got away again.
Image 72103   12-23-15   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
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 Jeannie C: If real, this was a Darwin moment.
 sundragon: See. This is what happens when kids aren't indoctroninated to a gun-culture from an early age!
 WaffleIron: Too often the "news" simply grabs the closest picture they can find that tangentially related to the article. It is very likely that the gun pictured is half a world away from these adventurous teens.
 hurr: oh ag can't handle my umlaut...well motorhead
 hurr: @Robespierre Motrhead? damn i like you
 realjon: allegedly
 HermwoodLitmajor: Correction, magazines
 celebgate: If you like to gamble / I tell you I'm your man / You win some, lose some, / It's all the same to me
 HermwoodLitmajor: This could work if there were also five empty clips
Image 72102   12-23-15   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
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 Korrok: SPACE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron, beware of space garbage. can't dodge it going light speed (or any speed for that matter).
 WaffleIron: @facepalm.ninja at lightspeed time gets weird, and you may not die of some of the things you're thinking of. Unless you were thinking of collisions with microscopic pieces of dust - that would probably kill pretty quickly.
 facepalm.ninja: Even at light speed, you'll die of any number of other things before you reach the nearest star. Also, as a space corpse, you run the risk of extraterrestrial necrophilia.
 Pizza: R.I.P. Laika
 Janston: Unknown quote because nobody in their right mind would take credit for something that trite.
 a robot: That's pretty nonsensical, even as shitty motivational plaques go
 VoR: Aim small, miss small.
Image 72101   12-23-15   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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