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234015  a robot: Is your girlfriend a HACKER?

234024  marxist: Wow, Leeloo did not age well

234024  gggina: Edna Mode

233383  Mr Bleak: It's a safety feature! Think about it: he *is* going to drive really, really carefully and as well as he can...

234014  addend: "And we grew up just fine. ...Checkmate!"

233387  Mr Bleak: Beer: making people do stupid things since 4000BC. And then posting it online.

234009  addend: Jump down to #234007 next. Trust me.

234010  addend: Did they scramble "YOLO" or do a mediocre "OHIO"?

234011  addend: *3.

233405  Mr Bleak: @Mr Bleak For "Oygmy Owl" read "Pygmy Owl" - finger trouble.

234010  wolfpk: @Sadbot It's actually England; they are trying to confuse you.

233912  addend: (Wins election through write-in votes.)

233915  addend: "WTF am I doing /here/? This isn't a construction site."

234010  Sadbot: I'm unclear on the deceased's nationality. Australian? South African? I'm just not seeing any clues here...

233946  addend: "Okay now, nobody smile for the photo..."

234010  jochenau: OYO?

233953  addend: Freeze or use by age 40 :(

233874  thrilhouse: my sides hurt @bug

233990  Dresdenkeogh: Accidentally badded. You know what you doot

234003  Dresdenkeogh: I shall name him " vase or two faces in profile?"

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233901 Jabberwikket: @fanny, Dancing with Himself (Myself)

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233930 raditzu: Move woman, you're obscuring the view.

233910 Teechur: I went camping with friends in Spain. They didn't let me know what they were cooking for dinner. They served me a pig's snout on bread. A little chewy, but delicious!

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233799 RiderFan: More accurate to the source material than the Ghost in the Shell live action movie.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233941 Dr Awkward: I'm mostly bothered by the oscillation between present and past tense.

233924 raditzu: good she has a blanket, otherwise might just catch a cold.



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Score:
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 agentorange: I agree with @Knice start with #73472. Then you'll have the energy to power this one.
 Knice: Goddamn it, I meant #73472.
 Knice: Start with #72110.
 Korrok: I think I saw an add for something like this on here a couple days ago.
 OMG: Corporate America Alegory
 Urchin: @Albatross If that last bit is true, then clearly Joan has never been on the internet before
 Albatross: I believe he is meant to be turning the rear wheel by shitting, and in either case the wheel would be turning backwards yes. I think it was drawn this way because it was more ergonomical. Also I don't think the artist ever considered anyone putting this much thought into it
 lizzz: Joan Cornella. Probably the most fucked up comics I've seen.
 gutwheat: Dr. Ovoid approves of @Good Bye 's comment.
 WaffleIron: This is for removing dingleberries, I saw it in an earlier post.
 Callahan: bae caught me sleeping
 Good Bye: Wouldn't that blood be going the otehr way unless they are riding it in reverse.
Image 72110   12-23-15   Uploaded by    salmiakki
Image 72109 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by tacticaljay. We'll pray for you, tacticaljay.
Score:
473
 
 ghostly: sad owl is sad
 dark.elf.raya: Someone told him Deathly Hallows spoilers...
 VoR: I wish we had a way to check he was owl right
 XLY: Is this real? wtdf
 Robespierre: "Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my rag-time gaaaalllllllllll...."
 HermwoodLitmajor: "I just don't get excited about Christmas like I used to"
 HermwoodLitmajor: I wish Friendly Spaceship showed the same pictures on my mobile phone that it does on my desktop PC
 Science: That is the saddest owl I have ever seen. And I've seen a lot of sad owls.
Image 72108   12-23-15   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
189
 
 Beef Supreme: Rumor has it that Lincoln loved to get sacked.
 Jennerator: Four score and seven seasons ago
 XLY: she get bandz tho!!!
 Robespierre: I know her ... she used to be @igetkrabztho. Wonder what happened?
 crudites: she dumb
 hurr: damn this hurt irl. i'm german so i shouldn't know more about your sports and politics than her right?
 Knice: Well, of course. The first elections were held before the AFL merged with the House of Commons, and were called The National Voterball Contest. In the first combined election, William Taft rushed for 250 executive orders to win MVP.
 a robot: Thank you, Internet, for preserving the idiotic ramblings of dumb people for all eternity.
 Good Bye: At least she gets bandz tho.
 grizzly: No comment yet.
Image 72107   12-23-15   Uploaded by    rubix1924
Score:
113
 
 Viles Davis: Velocitractor
 Good Bye: Mad Max FURRY road?
Image 72106   12-23-15   Uploaded by    carpwoman
Score:
278
 
 Flarmie: I would make a Charlie Sheen joke but he has HIV? Would I need to incorporate that somehow? If so, never mind. If not, Charlie Sheen joke.
 Good Bye: That is one sad owl... and I have seen a few sad owls.
 VoR: The eyes Chico.... they never lie
Image 72105   12-23-15   Uploaded by    craftjunk
Score:
327
 
 Jeannie C: @KnowLifer Yes, because everybody has doors to wall off the living room. Also, that would not work for me. My cat would be up there draped over the lateral branches, and the balls would be broken on the floor.
 5 Headed Snake God: @KnowLifer Yes, because clearly the solution is to put the tree in a closet or something.
 a robot: Cat looks mad that you've thwarted his plans
 KnowLifer: when you want to protect the tree from cat, but don't have any doors in whole house
Image 72104   12-23-15   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
106
 
 WaffleIron: I keep trying to unpause this video but it's not working
 Mr. Whiskers: Bro, do you even cop?
 Shay: Pursuing suspect on I-80...HOLY SHIT, FREE TACO DAY?!?!
 Good Bye: Between a rock and a... err the sky.
 Knice: Them Duke boys got away again.
Image 72103   12-23-15   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
238
 
 Jeannie C: If real, this was a Darwin moment.
 sundragon: See. This is what happens when kids aren't indoctroninated to a gun-culture from an early age!
 WaffleIron: Too often the "news" simply grabs the closest picture they can find that tangentially related to the article. It is very likely that the gun pictured is half a world away from these adventurous teens.
 hurr: oh ag can't handle my umlaut...well motorhead
 hurr: @Robespierre Motrhead? damn i like you
 realjon: allegedly
 HermwoodLitmajor: Correction, magazines
 Robespierre: If you like to gamble / I tell you I'm your man / You win some, lose some, / It's all the same to me
 HermwoodLitmajor: This could work if there were also five empty clips
Image 72102   12-23-15   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
219
 
 Korrok: SPACE DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOODNIGHT!
 funny in the wall: @WaffleIron, beware of space garbage. can't dodge it going light speed (or any speed for that matter).
 WaffleIron: @facepalm.ninja at lightspeed time gets weird, and you may not die of some of the things you're thinking of. Unless you were thinking of collisions with microscopic pieces of dust - that would probably kill pretty quickly.
 facepalm.ninja: Even at light speed, you'll die of any number of other things before you reach the nearest star. Also, as a space corpse, you run the risk of extraterrestrial necrophilia.
 Pizza: R.I.P. Laika
 Janston: Unknown quote because nobody in their right mind would take credit for something that trite.
 a robot: That's pretty nonsensical, even as shitty motivational plaques go
 VoR: Aim small, miss small.
Image 72101   12-23-15   Uploaded by    Sauce Packets
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