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243320  FabricMan: I want to believe

243322  Teechur: Is...everyone...leaning?

243322  Robespierre: Oh! I just noticed ... they had their class portrait taken at the Mystery Spot!

243322  FabricMan: These kids coulda had a V8

243317  VoR: Had me at too many cups

243325  Robespierre: "How to Tell If You Have Dropped Hallucinogenics" is a great WikiHow

243326  Robespierre: Snack time!

243322  VoR: ...not that I knew it then

243327  Robespierre: CAN'T YOU EVEN KNOCK FIRST? Jeeez...

243322  VoR: I was about to be born

243322  Robespierre: 80s kid fashion was totally 80s

243198  Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243318  Robespierre: The moral of this panel is: Don't cry for them, regardless of what happens.

243253  VoR: @Dr Awkward I was fueling the car with diesel and everything just seemed right. Time seemed to slow. Lighting was like in the picture. I think I had a moment of hapiness. .then I saw the bill..lol

243316  Robespierre: "A change is in the air, hoomin. Wha hoppen next?"

243317  Robespierre: Bottom row, second from left is Today's Weirdo Item

243320  Robespierre: "I'm just a'driftin' an' driftin'..."

243321  Robespierre: FREE CANDY TOO

243319  petepuma: number of feet i need to see on the internet today: 0

243321  petepuma: they erased "of nine tails"

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243216 Robespierre: Has medicine gone too far?

243140 glenalec: It's 3am and my neighbor is taking photos in my window again.

243198 Robespierre: @carpwoman Doug Sahm once sang "You just cain't live in Texas / If you don't gotta lotta soul", but I don't know if that's even remotely applicable anymore. And you'll get double-posted if you back out of an image you've just commented on with the backup button instead of navigating by clicking on the mascot.

243238 sparename: Where's Cleveland?

243213 Yurishiro: I pooped these

243289 tib gubb: ye olde night of regrets

243220 funny in the wall: not to be confused with boy butter which is a... well, google it if you like

243126 Felicity: /Bona Hardwood Floor Cleaner/, featuring all-new singles such as Porcelain Palare and November Spawned a Mop

243173 Joseph: My life is pretty good after all.

243118 sparename: @sergeant to show how long ago this was, I think the 'dream' car in question was a MKII Escort RS1800



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Score:
445
 
 Knice: Return flight: #170091
 9inchfails: How do I catogroise this porn? What folder do I save it to?!
 Lousy AI: "Well great" she said, tossing aside her phone. "That's ANOTHER awakening I didn't have time for."
 funny in the wall: that's what paper bags are for
 Korrok: Wouldn't, not with that horrible shirt.
 ThatGuy: 9/10 would deep fry
 camellia: Any cock-L-doo!
 morakdais: Thanks AG now I need a new keyboard, better return this one as defective
 ghostly: the boobs are saying hen, but the comb is saying rooster
 Frank herbert: @Knice oh so like #61363
 Knice: @Kim I'm guessing you meant 'loves,' but this is way more poetic,
 fullofwind: Everybody lives a fat cock.
 Knice: @Frank herbert The elusive 12th herb/spice!
 Frank herbert: @Knice buh. cock!
 DQSpider: welp, im hard
 gumble: @a robot: Guilty as charget and eating chicken nuggets at the same time.
 Knice: Buh. GOK!!
 a robot: Someone is definitely masturbating to this right now
 Theta Zero: Hotline Miami 3 is definitely a work in progress
 Solemn: Chickens don't have breasts. They do, however, have cocks.
 EvilOtter: Sexy chicken is sexy.
Image 61397   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
57
 
 Lousy AI: "I'm totally a scientist" he said, leaning back in his cubicle chair. "I, like, love science, and I'm always talking about science stuff."
 AverageJoe: Nay!
 Nope: Bill nye the repeated guy
 ch: Laaaaaaabored
 Knice: I GUESS HE DIDN'T NYED.
Image 61396   10-28-15   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Image 61395 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TaintJuice. Boo, TaintJuice.
Score:
164
 
 a bird: woman found in last place searched
 gumble: Considering the dark circle under her eyes have the police checked the local opium den?
 ghostly: it was in my in box, beyond that, no idea
 cj22: where did this come from
Image 61394   10-28-15   Uploaded by    ghostly
Score:
212
 
 Lousy AI: Shirt comes with earplugs to help block out the endless shattering sound of male fragility.
 Korrok: No thanks, I'm driving.
 DrinkMixMan: I lost my virginity in a Home Depot parking lot, so... yes?
 morakdais: I learned if from watching YOU
 Mexico: Hey, those are top of the line toilets at the toilet store. Your store doesn't even spell correctly.
 ch: I like shopping at the toilet store thank you
 Knice: It doesn't work like that, but thanks.
 Ulillillia: Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
 HermwoodLitmajor: nice t-shirt where'd u get it from a communist agitator
 Urn BooUrn: what?
 Nothing: Yes, actually
Image 61393   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
50
 
 Lousy AI: STEM HUMOR DEPLOYED: ACTIVATING LAUGH MODULE HA HA HA
 Punt Numbles: Making fun of the intellectually disabled. Nice one!
 Frank herbert: label X axis douche label you axis bag. Kanye is far top right corner
 dangdang: nice Kanye joke, where'd you get it- the 2010 store?
 Knice: This is half of a para-ballah, one of the kanyecal sections.
Image 61392   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
204
 
 Urchin: Kindex Infant Energy Drink: For all your child's caffeine needs, with the refreshing taste of Windex
 El Barto: @AverageJoe. Very much so.
 El Barto: FREE WITH PURCHASE: Mug shot Fingerprints recorded On the spot drug test Date with Paul from social services. And more!
 uluru: needs sawdust
 AverageJoe: This is disturbing...
 Warezlock: They need a lot of exercise, so set up a series of large, clear connected plastic tubes for it to crawl around in.
 Frank herbert: For all your little hamster spawn
 morakdais: looks great next to your banzai kitty
 Knice: Fill it with meemz.
Image 61391   10-28-15   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
295
 
 robocop: The pet is a lie!
 El Barto: Ahhhh....just like my second wife.
 morakdais: Sorry we don't carry fish
 buttbear: I'm just here for the fish
 Frank herbert: @a bird all lies
 gumble: Apparently they only have dogs and cats.
 San DoDo: Lies and deceits!
 a bird: fish tanks use fil.ters too goddammit
 a bird: "sure, you can keep that goldfish in that 1/2 gallon bowl with no switcherino. also be sure to feed it 3 times a day!"
Image 61390   10-28-15   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
238
 
 gumble: This year, Kisbit was hoping to score at the Furry Convention. "Yeah" he thought, "I'm gonna get me a faux-bitch"
 San DoDo: Fluff
 shitshow: Labored ruffing
 Knice: When threatened, the Pufferpup inflates itself to thrice its normal size.
 psyops: I'll take two.
 a robot: 20% dog, 80% floof
Image 61389   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Ktoboe
Score:
305
 
 CrookedCop: Faceplant!
 seam: cool it with the anti-semitic jokes
 p-niiice: The saddam virus is spreading to north america
 ITS TAPE: This statue celebrates the end of the 'planking' craze
 Unstableton: The problem is he was standing. Everybody knows you're fine no matter what you drank so long as you stay seated.
 dangdang: When your friend says "let's do shots" and you're not sure it's a good idea but you do it anyways
 Knice: Goddamit. One of you help get him in the car. He's got midterms tomorrow.
Image 61388   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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