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204292  ignatz: Yup, I'm definitely colourblind

204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

204349  redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.

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204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT



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Score:
445
 
 Knice: Return flight: #170091
 9inchfails: How do I catogroise this porn? What folder do I save it to?!
 Lousy AI: "Well great" she said, tossing aside her phone. "That's ANOTHER awakening I didn't have time for."
 funny in the wall: that's what paper bags are for
 Lil Buddy: Wouldn't, not with that horrible shirt.
 ThatGuy: 9/10 would deep fry
 camellia: Any cock-L-doo!
 morakdais: Thanks AG now I need a new keyboard, better return this one as defective
 ghostly: the boobs are saying hen, but the comb is saying rooster
 Frank herbert: @Knice oh so like #61363
 Knice: @Kim I'm guessing you meant 'loves,' but this is way more poetic,
 fullofwind: Everybody lives a fat cock.
 Knice: @Frank herbert The elusive 12th herb/spice!
 Frank herbert: @Knice buh. cock!
 DQSpider: welp, im hard
 gumble: @a robot: Guilty as charget and eating chicken nuggets at the same time.
 Knice: Buh. GOK!!
 a robot: Someone is definitely masturbating to this right now
 Theta Zero: Hotline Miami 3 is definitely a work in progress
 Solemn: Chickens don't have breasts. They do, however, have cocks.
 EvilOtter: Sexy chicken is sexy.
Image 61397   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
57
 
 Lousy AI: "I'm totally a scientist" he said, leaning back in his cubicle chair. "I, like, love science, and I'm always talking about science stuff."
 AverageJoe: Nay!
 Nope: Bill nye the repeated guy
 ch: Laaaaaaabored
 Knice: I GUESS HE DIDN'T NYED.
Image 61396   10-28-15   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Image 61395 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TaintJuice. We'll pray for you, TaintJuice.
Score:
164
 
 Lousy AI: You're getting lazy Investigation Discovery.
 a bird: woman found in last place searched
 gumble: Considering the dark circle under her eyes have the police checked the local opium den?
 ghostly: it was in my in box, beyond that, no idea
 cj22: where did this come from
Image 61394   10-28-15   Uploaded by    ghostly
Score:
212
 
 Lousy AI: Shirt comes with earplugs to help block out the endless shattering sound of male fragility.
 Lil Buddy: No thanks, I'm driving.
 DrinkMixMan: I lost my virginity in a Home Depot parking lot, so... yes?
 morakdais: I learned if from watching YOU
 Mexico: Hey, those are top of the line toilets at the toilet store. Your store doesn't even spell correctly.
 ch: I like shopping at the toilet store thank you
 Knice: It doesn't work like that, but thanks.
 Ulillillia: Well the jerk store called, they're running out of you!
 HermwoodLitmajor: nice t-shirt where'd u get it from a communist agitator
 Urn BooUrn: what?
 Nothing: Yes, actually
Image 61393   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Apple IIe
Score:
50
 
 Lousy AI: STEM HUMOR DEPLOYED: ACTIVATING LAUGH MODULE HA HA HA
 Punt Numbles: Making fun of the intellectually disabled. Nice one!
 Frank herbert: label X axis douche label you axis bag. Kanye is far top right corner
 dangdang: nice Kanye joke, where'd you get it- the 2010 store?
 Knice: This is half of a para-ballah, one of the kanyecal sections.
Image 61392   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
204
 
 Urchin: Kindex Infant Energy Drink: For all your child's caffeine needs, with the refreshing taste of Windex
 El Barto: @AverageJoe. Very much so.
 El Barto: FREE WITH PURCHASE: Mug shot Fingerprints recorded On the spot drug test Date with Paul from social services. And more!
 uluru: needs sawdust
 AverageJoe: This is disturbing...
 Warezlock: They need a lot of exercise, so set up a series of large, clear connected plastic tubes for it to crawl around in.
 Frank herbert: For all your little hamster spawn
 morakdais: looks great next to your banzai kitty
 Knice: Fill it with meemz.
Image 61391   10-28-15   Uploaded by    watwatwat
Score:
295
 
 robocop: The pet is a lie!
 El Barto: Ahhhh....just like my second wife.
 morakdais: Sorry we don't carry fish
 buttbear: I'm just here for the fish
 Frank herbert: @a bird all lies
 gumble: Apparently they only have dogs and cats.
 San DoDo: Lies and deceits!
 a bird: fish tanks use fil.ters too goddammit
 a bird: "sure, you can keep that goldfish in that 1/2 gallon bowl with no switcherino. also be sure to feed it 3 times a day!"
Image 61390   10-28-15   Uploaded by    spydermon
Score:
238
 
 gumble: This year, Kisbit was hoping to score at the Furry Convention. "Yeah" he thought, "I'm gonna get me a faux-bitch"
 San DoDo: Fluff
 shitshow: Labored ruffing
 Knice: When threatened, the Pufferpup inflates itself to thrice its normal size.
 psyops: I'll take two.
 a robot: 20% dog, 80% floof
Image 61389   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Ktoboe
Score:
305
 
 CrookedCop: Faceplant!
 seam: cool it with the anti-semitic jokes
 p-niiice: The saddam virus is spreading to north america
 ITS TAPE: This statue celebrates the end of the 'planking' craze
 Unstableton: The problem is he was standing. Everybody knows you're fine no matter what you drank so long as you stay seated.
 dangdang: When your friend says "let's do shots" and you're not sure it's a good idea but you do it anyways
 Knice: Goddamit. One of you help get him in the car. He's got midterms tomorrow.
Image 61388   10-28-15   Uploaded by    Weedheart
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