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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.



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Score:
468
 
 Minx: It runs in the familey i guess....
 Peter Pantsless: WITH bacon! I think I've seen this one
 gumble: I pretty sure both parties involved experienced crygasms
 MaronaPossessed: Wow how cheap. She should have done it for a quadruple!
 blablabla: i hope they were home made cheeseburgers - charcoal grilled, not pan fried.
 Jesus: @Robert sterilisation won't cure poverty / poor education. don't be one of those guys
 a spider plan: I've been paying way too much for my hookers.
 guest: guys ease up everyone has their price in life
 Robert: Hands up for sterilisation of people like this to help the gene pool?
 elahabdh: Well, it come with a free sausage.
 Beef Supreme: I thought only Randy from Trailer Park Boys had sex for cheeseburgers.
 fracking: Doesn't matter, had sex.
 becca: Not unless it comes with fries.
 polarbeer: Could I get a handy for a slice of cheese?
 Firm Buttocks: McDonalds is shit, that would make it so much more depressing
 twenty4: Was it a McDouble? If so... understandable
Image 36988   04-21-15   Uploaded by    this pic
Score:
281
 
 Minx: Well, shit...
 cxrash: fuck that shit, that's a big bottle of stfu for the little ones. mama won't let ya hit it 'till the young'uns are in bed.
 sir toke a lot: what he said!!!!
 bill cosby: I can vouch this product does not work
 twenty4: oh my god @Aatrek hahahahah
 Aatrek: Welp, so much for that.
 Frum Temps: I heard Nyquil was the old go-to stuff. "My, what well-behaved children you have! Kinda floppy, though."
 Pizza: Mmm, tastes like pink
 robocop: I take this every night! My tiny pink friends
 grizzly: I use this to make me sleepy.
 forkbear: You don't need this you can get 14 year old tang for a cheeseburger. Refer to #36988
 Firm Buttocks: Keep away from the guy with the funny eye
 wwwdotcom: Whoa, do people do that enough that they had to print a warning? :(
 chemical: yea, that is what the ether is for
 140bpm: it works, though
Image 36987   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36986 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sporky. You have brought shame on us, sporky.
Score:
305
 
 Minx: I hate this flavor.
 gumble: Pro-tip: the fat dripping down the child's hand can be used to make excellent soap.
 madmax1: Nutted but she.... you know the rest
 nimbus: lol @rope pisser
 rope pisser: Mmmmmm, obesity
Image 36985   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Image 36984 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by julia. Your image was bad, julia.
Score:
421
 
 spydermon: right!!!!! doc strange and his pals used to use him instead of the old trash can.
 drilldo: shhhiiii, no wonder Dormammu grew up to be a supervillain
 McBomalds: reminds me of my uni days in Bolton
 Firm Buttocks: I'd probably be the one they set fire to
 HenryVIII: It's nice that she wants to help diversify the gene pool.
 redrex: Firm Buttocks back row in the watch cap
 blablabla: ok this is awesome because very true. Trust me, You see shit like that all the time in the UK. Kind of a normal tuesday evening.
 Jesus: comic sans? Red font? Sold!
 Aaron Spacemuseum: I am sure she would love the manchester accent
 Ivan: oooh! Orange Mohawks! Cool!
 Bad Dad: Ginger's hair wasn't red enough
Image 36983   04-21-15   Uploaded by    dakota
Score:
286
 
 edgarallendoh: wasnt this a movie with natasha kinski?
 nyanyanyan: uhhhhhh
 Robert: In the words of /tg/ "FURRRIES"
 vinz: Not funny
 foreversmug: miscegenation
 Meh: I hate these people.
 TaintJuice: know that he probably has a terror-dick
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: He's getting some pussy tonight.
 Firm Buttocks: Allergic to cats
 sue: I know what you're thinking, but you're wrong. They're dog people.
Image 36982   04-21-15   Uploaded by    thatsneat
Score:
392
 
 Minx: Get off my lawn kid!
 clayjar: @Chris - HAHAHAHAH
 PygmyGremlin: Come back - I'm home! I was on the shitter
 chelseachels: Little did he know that this was a town where cabbies wouldn't pick up crustaceans.
 Chris : Get off my beach, you damn kids!
 S R N: holy shit lol @Firm Buttocks
 Firm Buttocks: Since The Fat of the Land he had a breakdown and retreated from public life
 Meh: Wassup
Image 36981   04-21-15   Uploaded by    ulililia
Score:
418
 
 Minx: It takes the disabled longer to do work, so don't you dare blame them.
 lollerskate: This isn't even my final form
 sunset blues: image of te elusive were-toilet in mid-transformation
 m0rt: WE WILL EXTERMINATE any endangered species that may hinder this bypass.
 Science: 40K Obliterator
 Defiance: in response to the success of Transformers, Hasbro's next line of toys was the 'Flesh-Formers' sadly the line was closed soon after launch
 Firm Buttocks: Because they hire amputees.
Image 36980   04-21-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Image 36979 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

No wonder you didn't want to give us your name, Anonymous.
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