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216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

216526  Annoying Vegan : @Science YAAAAAAAS! It was so much fun! A very surreal experience. I wish we were allowed to take interior photos though.

216545  jazzjunkie: But we've got selfie sticks at home already #126262

216563  Yam: Roommates

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216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216495 sparename: A long time ago, my housemate and I both had similar snoring issues. I was diagnosed with a polyp but had a deviated septum, Ian was diagnosed with a deviated septum and had a polyp.. About to sign the waiver for my operation, the doctor was describing to me the part where he "opens a gap in the membrane, then creates a sinus-drain in the bone..", I said "You're just gonna stick an eighth-inch drill-bit up my nose".., he replied.. "Basically, yes"

216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.



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Score:
166
 
 Matthias: Brad Kirk as THE GIMP
 Meh: #36993
 horny horn: v v v I remember all three of them.
 elahabdh: "etc etc etc" is awesome
 WTF?: v v v lol
 tacticaljay: ... and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.
Image 36457   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Mittens
Image 36456 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by debro. Your image was bad, debro.
Score:
412
 
 impaler: Call the fire department, quick.
 Korrok: Fox "news", bleeding I.Q. points since 1992.
 Grasstype: Really? NASA better put it out before it melts the orangey candy ball in the sky!
 violentwrath: well hopefully it gets put out at night, I can't sleep with the lights on
 adeadcrab: Fire requires oxygen.The sun is plasma, but not fire
 redpeepee: v v v Then again, the sun is only 61 degrees.
 ShamWOW: And still denies solar warming.
 WTF?: ...blames it on Obama and those left-wing liberals.
 Samsung d2att: aw hell naw!
Image 36455   04-12-15   Uploaded by    harima nui
Score:
346
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a dinosaur
Image 36454   04-12-15   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
275
 
 clueful: The longest running bromance in television history
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's gay sex
 ironcity: what an asshole....
 tacticaljay: militant homosexual propaganda
 Brain: They started early. So early, this may qualify as child porn
 Jesus: yeah me too, crudites
 crudites: i figured Bert for the top, tho
 crudites: "roommates" dude, come on
 eradicator: fuck you "docgonso"
 jesus goes blind: YO WHAT THE FUCK ERNIE
Image 36453   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Docgonzo
Score:
393
 
 Nate: As a man with a beard, let me assure you that hair can, in fact, be ingested.
 burritos: you could never put that in the oven, it would just run away the second you thought about touching it
 Wawanko: Cuys and guinea pigs are not the same.
 whaleshark: Hair cannot be ingested. I highly recommend either scraping the hair off or entirely skinning and gutting it first
 foreversmug: v v They call it Cuy
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 jesus goes blind: Slide that fucker in th oven... I'm hungry
Image 36452   04-12-15   Uploaded by    doobiedogs
Score:
290
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a child's handwriting
 depression: As long as its consentual
 fernie: police sirens intensify
 ratwa: call the police
 Jesus: stupid kid
Image 36451   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
53
 
 Grasstype: This year's free Campus Calendar will sport the modelling talents of graduate Eddie LovelyRuler!
 Derp: NORTH Texas duhhhhhh
 dangdang: Snow is Texas? How?!
 Poopzillaman: Your parents must be so proud
 crudites: or I guess I should say, con grab ulay shuds.
 crudites: congratulations
Image 36450   04-12-15   Uploaded by    BigTexas
Score:
60
 
 Pizza: For best results, watch with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
 titular role: New school wasn't cutting it for me.
 metallica: It's made from the same bore size musket balls that killed Lincoln
 originaluser: you have fucked up now! rewind the play five minutes! was that you, string bean? you fat piece of shit?
 George Whiskey: They proudly support American farmlands... as if we we import corn.
 beefbeef: NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
 dobbiesdoogs: lincoln's last words were, "wow, even that gun looks 3-d *urk*"
 not i spy: popcorn was only available in theatres after "talkies" were introduced in the 1930's
 wisp: And then there's the beautiful irony of the president who got shot through his head in a theater advertising popcorn.
 waat: please let's give more credence to conscious efforts by advertising to create something "funny " to be shared "online "
 crudites: You goddamn kids and your asinine ways of popping corn kernels. gimme old skool corn popped by the heat of a pile of fermenting bull dung.
Image 36449   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
182
 
 bookcase: v v v He would attach himself to shirts and set your hair on fire.
 imaginary gf: The Spiderman franchise villain "Venom" was a black goo-like creature from outerspace that hitched a ride on a space shuttle
 BabyVaccine: I hope that was an intentional troll, Mustyrats.
 underwear: rufioooooooo
 Mustyrats: the candy punisher
Image 36448   04-12-15   Uploaded by    fun
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