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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious



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Score:
166
 
 Matthias: Brad Kirk as THE GIMP
 Meh: #36993
 horny horn: v v v I remember all three of them.
 elahabdh: "etc etc etc" is awesome
 WTF?: v v v lol
 tacticaljay: ... and Jerry Mathers as The Beaver.
Image 36457   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Mittens
Image 36456 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by debro. You have brought shame on us, debro.
Score:
412
 
 impaler: Call the fire department, quick.
 Korrok: Fox "news", bleeding I.Q. points since 1992.
 Grasstype: Really? NASA better put it out before it melts the orangey candy ball in the sky!
 violentwrath: well hopefully it gets put out at night, I can't sleep with the lights on
 adeadcrab: Fire requires oxygen.The sun is plasma, but not fire
 redpeepee: v v v Then again, the sun is only 61 degrees.
 ShamWOW: And still denies solar warming.
 WTF?: ...blames it on Obama and those left-wing liberals.
 Samsung d2att: aw hell naw!
Image 36455   04-12-15   Uploaded by    harima nui
Score:
346
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a dinosaur
Image 36454   04-12-15   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
275
 
 clueful: The longest running bromance in television history
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's gay sex
 ironcity: what an asshole....
 tacticaljay: militant homosexual propaganda
 Brain: They started early. So early, this may qualify as child porn
 Jesus: yeah me too, crudites
 crudites: i figured Bert for the top, tho
 crudites: "roommates" dude, come on
 eradicator: fuck you "docgonso"
 jesus goes blind: YO WHAT THE FUCK ERNIE
Image 36453   04-12-15   Uploaded by    Docgonzo
Score:
393
 
 Nate: As a man with a beard, let me assure you that hair can, in fact, be ingested.
 burritos: you could never put that in the oven, it would just run away the second you thought about touching it
 Wawanko: Cuys and guinea pigs are not the same.
 whaleshark: Hair cannot be ingested. I highly recommend either scraping the hair off or entirely skinning and gutting it first
 foreversmug: v v They call it Cuy
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 waat: It's not like you can't eat a guinea pig. welcome to Ecuador
 jesus goes blind: Slide that fucker in th oven... I'm hungry
Image 36452   04-12-15   Uploaded by    doobiedogs
Score:
290
 
 Hindenburg disaster: yup, that's a child's handwriting
 depression: As long as its consentual
 fernie: police sirens intensify
 ratwa: call the police
 Jesus: stupid kid
Image 36451   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
53
 
 Grasstype: This year's free Campus Calendar will sport the modelling talents of graduate Eddie LovelyRuler!
 Derp: NORTH Texas duhhhhhh
 dangdang: Snow is Texas? How?!
 Poopzillaman: Your parents must be so proud
 crudites: or I guess I should say, con grab ulay shuds.
 crudites: congratulations
Image 36450   04-12-15   Uploaded by    BigTexas
Score:
60
 
 Pizza: For best results, watch with Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
 titular role: New school wasn't cutting it for me.
 metallica: It's made from the same bore size musket balls that killed Lincoln
 originaluser: you have fucked up now! rewind the play five minutes! was that you, string bean? you fat piece of shit?
 George Whiskey: They proudly support American farmlands... as if we we import corn.
 beefbeef: NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP! NOW YOU FUCKED UP!
 dobbiesdoogs: lincoln's last words were, "wow, even that gun looks 3-d *urk*"
 not i spy: popcorn was only available in theatres after "talkies" were introduced in the 1930's
 wisp: And then there's the beautiful irony of the president who got shot through his head in a theater advertising popcorn.
 waat: please let's give more credence to conscious efforts by advertising to create something "funny " to be shared "online "
 crudites: You goddamn kids and your asinine ways of popping corn kernels. gimme old skool corn popped by the heat of a pile of fermenting bull dung.
Image 36449   04-12-15   Uploaded by   Anonymous
Score:
182
 
 bookcase: v v v He would attach himself to shirts and set your hair on fire.
 imaginary gf: The Spiderman franchise villain "Venom" was a black goo-like creature from outerspace that hitched a ride on a space shuttle
 BabyVaccine: I hope that was an intentional troll, Mustyrats.
 underwear: rufioooooooo
 Mustyrats: the candy punisher
Image 36448   04-12-15   Uploaded by    fun
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