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272827  charlemagne: just get a stick and jab it into the tube like the tongue of the noble anteater, and you are left to eat the crisps at your leisure

272738  hajjpodge: Hit-and-run of the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

272811  lecj07: @Knice Or purrlot

272803  Not A Bot: The dog did you a massive favour.

272795  Eleftheros: Thanos still has my vote, maybe you're in the lucky half

272796  jochenau: Internet Explorer is probably more like a weird grumpy old dude.

272822  Eleftheros: I wish I could party as hard as that kat

272789  VoR: Jape me

272821  Side Boob: She's now known as "Megan One-eye"

272797  wordjones: This obviously was done by someone who has no idea what 80 degrees look like.

272831  Toasted Taco Brunchito: #allboxesmatter

272813  VoR: Art

272818  VoR: Unless it does later

272818  VoR: But not rads

272784  Littlecraftywolf: "got some bottled water in the back if you want"

272820  VoR: I pitty the fool

272815  Greifer: the future is now

272816  Off Topic: @Bob @Sadbot @Sage So after some quick searching, it seems that the actual act of cannibalism, is only illegal in Idaho. So you could technically eat someone else without trouble. The problem generally comes from how you managed to get the body in the first place. Desecrating a corpse, murder, etc. those are illegal. But I guess if someone gave you consent of some sort to do it, it's fine. Starting to wish that I hadn't let my curiousity drive me to search for that info.

272813  sparename: @Ihminen Mebbe the rest of the construction worker is in another bit

272807  NoRagrets: *sigh*

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272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

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272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

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272774 Sadbot: Comrade @TurkeyVultureTed gets right to the heart of the issue, though

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.



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Score:
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 gorilla: Instructions very clear but unable to comply.
 Science: @Hokie333: Pan! Pan! pizza kicks ass.
 Hokie333: Little Caesars is perfectly adequate for the price, as long as you keep your expectations low. It's the Harbor Freight of pizza.
 Skinr: Sauce is on the dance floor, sauce is on the knife...
 Shay: Now this is caused by analgas
 Robespierre: It's Little Seizures - they'll just squeegee it right up and use it anyway
 NO JOKES: Shouldn't have used #241851
 dangerkeith3000: BROWN NOISE
 dobbiesdoogs: the losses amounted to five dollars, which prompted little caesar's to declare bankruptcy
 tib gubb: why don't you cry about it, crybaby
 Side Boob: Just clean up your mess and stop being a whiny little bitch about it.
 why the long face: It*s the fuck you sauce.
 lazySolver: @Warrax why not? You got a bonus that you won't see the blood
 Warrax: Just don't use whatever that is for lube.
Image 241860   04-10-18   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
510
 
 lazySolver: @Donut 'but we are so sassy we end up dying before leaving offsprings'
 Donut: "I don't know. How about you stop being endangered so we don't have to spend so much time getting you to have sex, PANDA?"
 Mad Collager: @TurkeyVulture Plus for you for making me think of this!
 Mad Collager: I don't know. Why don't you ask the folks at Fox News?
 Nothing: I can think of a few
 TurkeyVulture: Pandas are agressive and sex crazed.
 tib gubb: this show really gets me
 Mexico: If I knew that, I wouldn't be here.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: watch out when that panda say job he mean hand job after which he gonna kick yo ass!!!
 lazySolver: you need an employee for that
Image 241859   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
671
 
 brian greene: pointing at the wrong""nutter"
 daisy picker: @DrinkMixMan - METAL as chrome-plated steel!
 Mad Collager: He's a dedicated Wiccan, but he tends to soft-pedal it.
 kittylitter: We at Goth2Boss work with goths in various locations around the UK to bring out their hidden potential by encouraging them to engage in everyday, healthy pursuits such as sport, mixing with other humans, extended laughter sessions and introducing colour to your wardrobe. Just look at these results!
 DrinkMixMan: METAL (it's made of metal)
Image 241858   04-10-18   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
1099
 
 Shay: Weinerville: doggo edition
 fishing: No go
 karmakat: AW! this is so ADORABLE!
Image 241857   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Yurishiro
Score:
869
 
 BavidDowie: I approve of this kitteh
 Ulillillia: Minico
 Porm Munties: Depth Of Floof
Image 241856   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Korrok
Score:
1041
 
 Passive: The purrfect boyfriend
 BavidDowie: f'ing furries
 Mad Collager: So that's the secret. I'm glad someone finally let the cat out of the bag!
 Robespierre: Cut. Ripped. Buff. Cat. That just about says it all.
 Not A Bot: A toilet seat is like a good book: I'm not able to put it down!
 fidelcastro: This. This is why you don't shave cats.
Image 241855   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
215
 
 BavidDowie: same
 Robespierre: @tib gubb The standard right-wing response I get to opinions of mine they don't agree with is "You watch too much TV." No, I do not. If I do watch news, which is rarely, I generally watch BBC World Service. I also read the Independent and a couple of other European and Asian news rags, and from these sources I draw my own opinions. My main beef about Fox News is their apparent sensationalism and boosterism at the cost of facts; at least that's what I've heard about them. Is CNN airing outright false left-leaning propaganda with as much vigour as Fox is working the other side of the aisle? Colour me dubious.
 tib gubb: @Robespierre I consider myself left-of-center, and I don't find Fox News any worse than CNN as far as quality (though Fox has way more op-ed time). Just so much of television time is committed to maintaining a viewing audience that I just can't even anymore.
 Robespierre: Can somebody puh-leeeeeze take a bat to Fox News' collective cranium? Why do they hate America so?
 lazySolver: your amy knows my lela?
 WTF: Kif, I'm asking a question!
 drhenry: We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law. However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And, in the end, is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?
 tib gubb: not incidentally, they're also fun to party with
 lazySolver: i want to test that
 WTF: Tucker Carlson always has an expression like he just saw someone eating mayonnaise right out of the jar.
 Nope: What? Cohen's office got raided? Can't lead with that the people gotta hear about Pandas!!!!!!!!
Image 241854   04-10-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
1025
 
 tib gubb: smells like... tyranny
 BavidDowie: *brown noise*
 Skinr: I'll bet that dog gets the retractable leash tangled around his legs all the time.
 Shay: That dog is such a Rebel.
 Robespierre: Is it in heat?
 livelovebarf: @karmakat I don*t know, where is the exhaust pipe?
 phonk: @karmakat AS IF![star wars noises]
 karmakat: at least that doesn't fart.
 fracking: Robo Puppy!
Image 241853   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Image 241852 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Tacorleone. Boo, Tacorleone.
Score:
725
 
 tib gubb: where can a person acquire some of that? i'm asking for a friend
 twenty4: Primary ingredient in #241860
 Suburbanmom: Do they sell this at Costco?
 Passive: Smother it on thick
 BavidDowie: Costs 3x more than love potion
 dorian: Also known as lube.
 bug: I always wondered what sriracha translated to.
 addend: (Pours it everywhere.)
Image 241851   04-10-18   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
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