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249492  Teechur: @barfolomew I wonder if you just roll the ends up in the windows.

249492  WTF: Also doubles as a mobile drying rack for your cured meats.

249493  WTF: Senor Esquelaeto of course!

249495  WTF: She had a sextuple bypass at age 8.

249503  Sadbot: "Elon Musk is relatable to me, a low-level IT dork, because he tweets nerd crap and crushes unions" -every low-level IT dork on social medial

249348  Felicity: @Porm Munties What do you mean?

249504  Peter Pantsless: "Boss, I can't come in today."

249504  VeeKay: Socially progressive comment.

249499  Christina: A relationship has ended.

249389  Felicity: @Shay AKA the buzzbomb

249500  Christina: Not spooky.

249501  Christina: Spooky.

249509  OldKentuckyShark: Scotty don't beam me up yet, im taking a shi

249502  Christina: Spooky.

249503  Christina: He sent his car to space.

249504  Christina: Girl on the web, showing her kitten.

249503  a robot: i hate that guy

249486  a robot: @Yam I love when black dogs get the white eyebrows and muzzle, it's so cute :3

249503  square44: if only he was good at making lots of cars

249502  Amy Housewine: Senor Esquelito had his lower jaw replaced by a crustacean and then buried himself up to his neck in the sand. "I HAVE MY REASONS" he testily shouted when asked, and sometimes when not asked also.

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249218 Telkwa: Cristo Redentor

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

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 Kaviri: Ha, white people.
 Yurishiro: Do you even lift crosses bro?
 ignatz: That's a rubbish Gainsborough..
 Captain Marsupial: All them blonde Aramaic children.
 Ulillillia: You do not know the whey.
 Knice: Remember the Sabbath; and keep it swoly. #167685
Image 239633   03-27-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 VeeKay: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit in his toilet already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
 Robespierre: Bachelor Dispoz-al
 RiderFan: Italian stool.
 Prostata: maybe you should chew your food a little better
 Mr. Shine: You have tapeworms.
 FabricMan: Toilet clogged already...
 Kaviri: Gumby, damnit!
 Nope: Looks like a good call, except for the potential clogging
Image 239632   03-27-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Stumpwiz: Sometimes AKA "Hose Nose."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Captain Marsupial: @Whatever Air pirates at 3 o'clock. Call out Porco Rosso.
 Whatever: Arrr! That be corsairs on the carrier!
Image 239631   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 wolfpk: You could have just said that you don't have a damn clue!
 Dr Awkward: Irrefutable
Image 239630   03-27-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Passive: You're spelcome.
 Demon Universe: Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.
 Kaviri: And what should your epitaph say? Oh, keep it concise and factual, maybe something about my home life; My wife plans to be buried beside me.
 Greifer: forever
 DOW: As long as she is into it, I see no problem.
Image 239629   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Robespierre: Good news!
 Kaviri: Where is my mind? Where is my mind?
 Captain Marsupial: Not bound in human skin. I call fake.
 wolfpk: Klatoo Verata Nicto
 Whatever: Actually its a good read if youre looking for a way to remain awake without coffee
 WotGives: I would like to see an "After" edit of this
Image 239628   03-27-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 DrinkMixMan: Is Fozzy Bear driving or something?
 WTF: When you hit Ludicrous Speed.
 Kaviri: @Coolguy I try to get extra sleep in anywhere I can.
 a robot: I hate the sun.
 Coolguy: Anyone else start to doze off when driving in traffic with the sun in your eyes.
Image 239627   03-27-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sir, you have to remove your sunglasses for your DMV photo.
 Kaviri: Seriously, Mark? Can you stop shoving that camera in my face?
 Captain Marsupial: I'm in lub.
 jazzjunkie: It would make my whole freaking month to be able to feed this majestic SOB a pinky mouse and then watch it fly off with a imperious SKREEEEEEE
 Knice: All hail Hypnobirb.
Image 239626   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 Yurishiro: My arrows are up here!
 itskando: Grumble8hoursadaygrumble
 itskando: "What are you staring at? You better not be no teacher."
Image 239625   03-27-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 Mr. Shine: Rookie programmers do this all the time.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 kornisjon: Deconstructed breakfast
 Kaviri: Breakfast in Australia.
 addend: "Serving suggestion".
 tib gubb: can't quite put my finger on it
 Warrax: Astronaut breakfast. It works in space.
Image 239624   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
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