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273569  Kaviri: How you doin' lizard breath?

273589  robocop: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273569  Mentos Pormer: How...uh...whaa?

273590  burritos: Create a problem, sell the solution.

273590  Rent A Dog: Remember, remember! The fifth of November, The Gunpowder treason and plot; I know of no reason Why the Gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot!

273589  boxboxbox: But yet both have always been a bathroom

273395  Mustyrats: @Spazstatic woooooo

273575  TrumpyTrump: Now that's what I call surf music


273501  Terrh:… - All hail The Oatmeal!

273587  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273585  a spider plan: Crumbs in your bed are usually the worst, but I wouldn't mind that one.

273551  miller: That's how Japan does, foo'!

273556  addend: Welcome to Kansas City.

273569  addend: "Pampers?" / "Depends."

273564  Whatever: Such a waste - like most of their products, their packaging is better than average

273568  Whatever: Mark Twain would have approved

273544  Amy Housewine: This was my favourite episode.

273569  Whatever: Its the circle of life...

273573  a robot: @Amy Housewine BOOP, boop

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273399 Shay: For shame Buddy Holly.

273505 Dr Awkward: @WannaBee Get an Italian espresso machine. That would stone cold baller.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea

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273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

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 Kaviri: Ha, white people.
 miller: Do you even lift crosses bro?
 Mustyrats: That's a rubbish Gainsborough..
 Captain Marsupial: All them blonde Aramaic children.
 Ulillillia: You do not know the whey.
 Knice: Remember the Sabbath; and keep it swoly. #167685
Image 239633   03-27-18   Uploaded by    soccer
 Jorp Lulter: His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit in his toilet already, mom's spaghetti. He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.
 Robespierre: Bachelor Dispoz-al
 RiderFan: Italian stool.
 Prostata: maybe you should chew your food a little better
 Mr. Shine: You have tapeworms.
 FabricMan: Toilet clogged already...
 Kaviri: Gumby, damnit!
 Nope: Looks like a good call, except for the potential clogging
Image 239632   03-27-18   Uploaded by    dangerkeith3000
 Stumpwiz: Sometimes AKA "Hose Nose."
 Korrok: Korrok approves...
 Captain Marsupial: @Whatever Air pirates at 3 o'clock. Call out Porco Rosso.
 Whatever: Arrr! That be corsairs on the carrier!
Image 239631   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Side Boob
 wolfpk: You could have just said that you don't have a damn clue!
 Dr Awkward: Irrefutable
Image 239630   03-27-18   Uploaded by    redpeepee
 Passive: You're spelcome.
 Demon Universe: Died Tragically Rescuing His Family From The Remains Of A Destroyed Sinking Battleship.
 Kaviri: And what should your epitaph say? Oh, keep it concise and factual, maybe something about my home life; My wife plans to be buried beside me.
 Greifer: forever
 DOW: As long as she is into it, I see no problem.
Image 239629   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Weedheart
 Robespierre: Good news!
 Kaviri: Where is my mind? Where is my mind?
 Captain Marsupial: Not bound in human skin. I call fake.
 wolfpk: Klatoo Verata Nicto
 Whatever: Actually its a good read if youre looking for a way to remain awake without coffee
 WotGives: I would like to see an "After" edit of this
Image 239628   03-27-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
 DrinkMixMan: Is Fozzy Bear driving or something?
 WTF: When you hit Ludicrous Speed.
 Kaviri: @Coolguy I try to get extra sleep in anywhere I can.
 a robot: I hate the sun.
 Coolguy: Anyone else start to doze off when driving in traffic with the sun in your eyes.
Image 239627   03-27-18   Uploaded by    TaintJuice
 FireBreathingMarmot: Sir, you have to remove your sunglasses for your DMV photo.
 Kaviri: Seriously, Mark? Can you stop shoving that camera in my face?
 Captain Marsupial: I'm in lub.
 jazzjunkie: It would make my whole freaking month to be able to feed this majestic SOB a pinky mouse and then watch it fly off with a imperious SKREEEEEEE
 Knice: All hail Hypnobirb.
Image 239626   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Bagels
 discodisco: My arrows are up here!
 itskando: Grumble8hoursadaygrumble
 itskando: "What are you staring at? You better not be no teacher."
Image 239625   03-27-18   Uploaded by    pewdiepie
 Mr. Shine: Rookie programmers do this all the time.
 mexican: Nailed it.
 kornisjon: Deconstructed breakfast
 Kaviri: Breakfast in Australia.
 addend: "Serving suggestion".
 tib gubb: can't quite put my finger on it
 Warrax: Astronaut breakfast. It works in space.
Image 239624   03-27-18   Uploaded by    Cerberus
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