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258363 lecj07: @Peter Pantsless Yeah, all he does is narc to the fat controller.

258365 lecj07: @Annoying Vegan he thought you might be dead and was about to perform CPR.

258410 Annoying Vegan : @Prostata Snug Dog Round Corg!

258365 Annoying Vegan : @hajjpodge Nah, only in the mornings, at exactly the same time- corgis love a schedule, and have a freakishly accurate internal clock.

258383 lecj07: She must be the model used to get that t&a pose for comic book females.

258419 Solemn: I've always seen rapping as really bad poetry.

258386 lecj07: This implies Rapunzel will garrote Mickey with her hair. I am ok with this.

258418 Solemn: @Not A Bot Hey, that's my line!

258412 Solemn: Fun fact: this is an article from 'The Foghorn News', the paper of Del Mar College in Corpus Christi, Texas. There's a version of this on their website, with several people yelling at the author to take down the article due to it contradicting various articles of scripture, which they happily list for the reader's benefit.

258417 AlexDeLarge: Sorry, goose, but it's time to buzz the tower

258412 Mr. Shine: @AlexDeLarge that's likely.

258419 Mr. Shine: Most likely true.

258402 AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412 AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418 Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365 hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380 hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419 Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402 White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405 White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Solemn
7. Side Boob
8. Knice
9. a robot
10. Mr Bleak

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258270 berlin: me too

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (838 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (831 points)
Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (795 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (775 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (755 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 257943 (744 points)

These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

1. Supermansbrother: 5107 points
2. Warrax: 3347 points
3. Side Boob: 3038 points
4. Mr. Shine: 2509 points
5. E. HONDA: 2312 points
6. NotHuman: 2247 points
7. god666: 2117 points
8. Annoying Vegan : 2062 points
9. logan: 1893 points
10. bromide: 1834 points
11. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1592 points
15. DerMantis: 1560 points

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Score:
449

Micro Jackson: It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
Side Boob: The joke is were all sheep for capitalism to work.
Christina: And that's how they all lose their wool.
Robespierre: @Ulillillia I;M thinking about thos SHEEP
Ulillillia: @barfolomew I;m thinking about thos brands
Ulillillia: Strange, because I heard the new Banana products are out.
Hyphae: @barfolomew @dangerkeith3000 I prefer flipping beans
Knice: I don't care what you buy. No one does.
barfolomew: @barfolomew I meant brands, of course, but I'm on my phone. Nevertheless, I stand behind this comment as posted.
dangerkeith3000: I prefer flip phones.
barfolomew: I am loyal to my beans because they're better! YOU'RE loyal to YOUR brands because you're a mindless zombie!
funny in the wall: i'm so glad to be out of the new phone game by the virtue of being a higher tier wage slave with a company phone.
hot hot dog: Ooooooooh SNAP

Image 238531 03-21-18 Uploaded by homeless

Score:
917

Booty Kicker: @Christina I lolled irl at this
Christina: Only good dreams piggo!
Robespierre: @funny in the wall Through a glass of many decades darkly, my recollection is that it is stringy and, not in a good way, gamey - generic Asian canine, anyway.
Warrax: Living high on the hog.
Ulillillia: Chorizo
funny in the wall: @virtualman also, pigs are very very tasty; not sure about dogs but it sounds like the type you're describing would be stringy
macrocosm: Ahhh, the primitive homo sapiens.
funny in the wall: @virtualman probably, pigs are too smart and poop too much. but yeah, they are awesome
virtualman: PETA makes a good point; why do we eat one and not the other. I'd much rather have a pet pig than a rat-dog yippy whateverthefuck that is.
zip file: I would try eating either. Just not the brains because prions are scary.

Image 238530 03-21-18 Uploaded by house md

Score:
423

beckybecky: @Mad Collager @Teechur @lecj07 @Hyphae [reluctant slow clap]
Mad Collager: @Teechur Very nice!
Mad Collager:
Teechur: @Hyphae And this is a waist from treats *jiggles belly
lecj07: @Hyphae and THIS is a waist of threes!*puts on a belt fashioned as a chain of number 3s*
Hyphae: @Hyphae Waste knot want knot! *Pulls trash from a hollowed out knot of a tree, revealing a tied up rope*
Hyphae: @Hyphae And THIS is a tree of wastes! *Pulls out tree diagram of trash and unusable by-products*
Hyphae: @Yurishiro and THIS is a waist of a tree! *Pulls measuring tape around a trunk of a conveniently nearby tree*
NonRhetorical: No this is a waste of trees.
sparename: These are a rip-off

Image 238529 03-21-18 Uploaded by jayjay

Score:
207

bug: gesundheit.
ignatz: Boney's high on china white, shorty found a punk, don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk, well this stuff will probably kill You, let's do another line, what you say you meet me down on heartattack and Vine..
mackdaddy: Lebensmude
sparename: Maybe I do have a wooden heart

Image 238528 03-21-18 Uploaded by Oh Don Piano

Score:
573

SurfNTurf: yes @Ihminen
RiderFan: The Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri live action movie already seems more faithful to the violence of the manga than the anime...
demonius: There was a Jerry Pournelle novel like this
Micro Jackson: I think I saw this in a Star Trek episode
bug: When your time machine breaks, but you just roll with it.
Winterneuro: History of the World, Part I?
Shay: To hell with it, let's just do a WWII film instead.
barfolomew: @TurkeyVulture I have to admit, this is pretty anachronistic.
Smorlacks: These 'what if' reenactments are getting out of hand.
wolfpk: Looks like "The Legends of Tomorrow" have screwed up the time line again!
TurkeyVulture: SCA is throwing a wider net.
Skaalar: @Ihminen I was gonna go Civilization, but yours fits better.
Ihminen: "Legionnaries readying an ambush on unsuspecting NCR troopers with some help from legion supporter wastelanders" -2281, Nevada

Image 238527 03-21-18 Uploaded by Vorm Gongo

Score:
402

Shay: da wae
Mr. Shine: This is nice. We'll take two.
Shorts Leng: ok copy paste but who's the evil one?! [creepy violin]

Image 238526 03-21-18 Uploaded by falling

Score:
521

SpaceCow: Hold me cow.
Mad Collager: Livin' high on the cow. Hmmm, not such a good ring to that one.
funny in the wall: one of them bovine jonis no doubt
Teechur: Hey! There's work to be done! Get off your ass...uh...cow!
dorian: Cow do you sleep at night?
sparename: At least he isn't getting shouted at for checking the lottery numbers while his girlfriend is in labour with his first child - happened to a friend..
Peter Pantsless: It takes a lot of effort to tip a cow. I'd be tired too
Ulillillia: Cow yoga

Image 238525 03-21-18 Uploaded by The Man

Score:
1061

Christina: "LET US IN!"
karmakat: THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE! COME PLAY!

Image 238524 03-21-18 Uploaded by bubbles

Score:
179

Mad Collager: Harold! You moustache is crooked, and it's a French thing anyway!
Robespierre: Something something "that sceptered isle"
barfolomew: What? WHAT?
BavidDowie: Here Is Harold, King of England
deeeeeeeez: Tosseth thine holy hand grenade...
Messed Up Dog: Left dudes: "Kiiing!? He's doing it again!!" Right dude: "I know guys settle down sorry I know I'm blocking the writings I didn't mean to!"

Image 238523 03-21-18 Uploaded by jokertothethief

Score:
294

Micro Jackson: Inorganic vodka is largely potassium
Ronick: Long range Molotov cocktail
Christina: But is it vegan?
lecj07: @Dr Awkward I've had this crap. Distilled from sugar cane and pure ocean water switcherinoed through lava rock or something. Tasted like very bland rum.
mexican: @Dr Awkward You say that like it somehow makes it not disgusting swill that would be better off used as insecticide. Or accelerant.
Dr Awkward: @mexican DISTILLED rotten potato water, thankyouverymuch
sparename: @Hyphae I know but I was thinking along the lines of "organically produced food or as we used to call it, food"
mexican: Newsflash to idiots: Slapping the 'organic' label on your rotten potato-water and putting it into a potion flask will not increase your profits.
windows96: But is it gluten free?
Hyphae: @sparename methanol is organic, too
sparename: As opposed to the cheap, knock-off booze that was a problem in the UK - no barcode on the bottle meant very inorganically produced vodka - probably methanol

Image 238522 03-21-18 Uploaded by taiko

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