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244451  when so: Nope, just elaborate taxidermy

244474  Scoo: SOON

244469  addend: *CE.

244476  WannaBee: This is Orvillecopter. Half cat, half copter. He died in a car accident and his owner stuffed him and combined him with a quadcopter.

244470  VoR: Wedding crasher

244476  sparename: Fed up of never catching MotorMouse, AutoCat called up his cousin RotorCat

244466  Christina: @dangerkeith3000 Not until the artist is dead.

244469  Christina: @funny in the wall They are not evil. They did not start the eating Tide pods fad nor support it.

244485  OldKentuckyShark: Sesame Street: Life in the Hood. Today's episode brought to you by the number 40 and the letter G.

244475  Christina: Some wear them better.

244476  Christina: Catdrone.

244472  OldKentuckyShark: Go home, Doug

244474  tib gubb: i've been drunk, but never "purchased a bouncy castle" drunk

244465  WTF: @Sandor The world as a whole...

244466  WTF: 6. The chest-covering flap vibrates.

244293  tib gubb: good old americananian ingenuity

244473  funny in the wall: fuck yeah, go sweden.

244471  WTF: Still not flat enough!

244466  VoR: 5. Hole in the floor

244467  VoR: Resting on birch face

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244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244199 lecj07: I want to see her pick up loose change.

244280 FireBreathingMarmot: When your only tool is words, everything looks like an MS Word sign.

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244222 White Rice: @wolfpk yeah he did try that (and if failed spectacularly, fortunately) but he still has way too many fans who think he didn't (and couldn't) do any wrong. That kind of stuff wasn't cool when "shock-jocks" were trying it on the radio, and surprisingly it still isn't cool (outside of 14 year old "edgy" boys).

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

244300 Yurishiro: The skeleton that sdoot



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Score:
449
 
 Micro Jackson: It's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad
 Side Boob: The joke is were all sheep for capitalism to work.
 Christina: And that's how they all lose their wool.
 Robespierre: @Ulillillia I;M thinking about thos SHEEP
 Ulillillia: @barfolomew I;m thinking about thos brands
 Ulillillia: Strange, because I heard the new Banana products are out.
 Hyphae: @barfolomew @dangerkeith3000 I prefer flipping beans
 Knice: I don't care what you buy. No one does.
 barfolomew: @barfolomew I meant brands, of course, but I'm on my phone. Nevertheless, I stand behind this comment as posted.
 dangerkeith3000: I prefer flip phones.
 barfolomew: I am loyal to my beans because they're better! YOU'RE loyal to YOUR brands because you're a mindless zombie!
 funny in the wall: i'm so glad to be out of the new phone game by the virtue of being a higher tier wage slave with a company phone.
 Yurishiro: Ooooooooh SNAP
Image 238531   03-21-18   Uploaded by    homeless
Score:
891
 
 Booty Kicker: @Christina I lolled irl at this
 Christina: Only good dreams piggo!
 Robespierre: @funny in the wall Through a glass of many decades darkly, my recollection is that it is stringy and, not in a good way, gamey - generic Asian canine, anyway.
 Warrax: Living high on the hog.
 Ulillillia: Chorizo
 funny in the wall: @virtualman also, pigs are very very tasty; not sure about dogs but it sounds like the type you're describing would be stringy
 Yurishiro: Ahhh, the primitive homo sapiens.
 funny in the wall: @virtualman probably, pigs are too smart and poop too much. but yeah, they are awesome
 virtualman: PETA makes a good point; why do we eat one and not the other. I'd much rather have a pet pig than a rat-dog yippy whateverthefuck that is.
 zip file: I would try eating either. Just not the brains because prions are scary.
Image 238530   03-21-18   Uploaded by    house md
Score:
423
 
 Yurishiro: @Mad Collager @Teechur @lecj07 @Hyphae [reluctant slow clap]
 Mad Collager: @Teechur Very nice!
 Mad Collager:
 Teechur: @Hyphae And this is a waist from treats *jiggles belly
 lecj07: @Hyphae and THIS is a waist of threes!*puts on a belt fashioned as a chain of number 3s*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae Waste knot want knot! *Pulls trash from a hollowed out knot of a tree, revealing a tied up rope*
 Hyphae: @Hyphae And THIS is a tree of wastes! *Pulls out tree diagram of trash and unusable by-products*
 Hyphae: @Yurishiro and THIS is a waist of a tree! *Pulls measuring tape around a trunk of a conveniently nearby tree*
 Yurishiro: No this is a waste of trees.
 sparename: These are a rip-off
Image 238529   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
207
 
 bug: gesundheit.
 ignatz: Boney's high on china white, shorty found a punk, don't you know there ain't No devil, there's just god when he's drunk, well this stuff will probably kill You, let's do another line, what you say you meet me down on heartattack and Vine..
 Yurishiro: Lebensmude
 sparename: Maybe I do have a wooden heart
Image 238528   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Score:
546
 
 SurfNTurf: yes @Ihminen
 RiderFan: The Gate - Jietai Kare no Chi nite, Kaku Tatakeri live action movie already seems more faithful to the violence of the manga than the anime...
 Felicity: There was a Jerry Pournelle novel like this
 Micro Jackson: I think I saw this in a Star Trek episode
 bug: When your time machine breaks, but you just roll with it.
 Winterneuro: History of the World, Part I?
 Shay: To hell with it, let's just do a WWII film instead.
 barfolomew: @TurkeyVulture I have to admit, this is pretty anachronistic.
 Yurishiro: These 'what if' reenactments are getting out of hand.
 wolfpk: Looks like "The Legends of Tomorrow" have screwed up the time line again!
 TurkeyVulture: SCA is throwing a wider net.
 Skaalar: @Ihminen I was gonna go Civilization, but yours fits better.
 Ihminen: "Legionnaries readying an ambush on unsuspecting NCR troopers with some help from legion supporter wastelanders" -2281, Nevada
Image 238527   03-21-18   Uploaded by    Vorm Gongo
Score:
402
 
 Shay: da wae
 Mr. Shine: This is nice. We'll take two.
 Yurishiro: ok copy paste but who's the evil one?! [creepy violin]
Image 238526   03-21-18   Uploaded by    falling
Score:
521
 
 SpaceCow: Hold me cow.
 Mad Collager: Livin' high on the cow. Hmmm, not such a good ring to that one.
 funny in the wall: one of them bovine jonis no doubt
 Teechur: Hey! There's work to be done! Get off your ass...uh...cow!
 Yurishiro: Cow do you sleep at night?
 sparename: At least he isn't getting shouted at for checking the lottery numbers while his girlfriend is in labour with his first child - happened to a friend..
 Peter Pantsless: It takes a lot of effort to tip a cow. I'd be tired too
 Ulillillia: Cow yoga
Image 238525   03-21-18   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
1034
 
 Christina: "LET US IN!"
 karmakat: THERE IS SNOW OUTSIDE! COME PLAY!
Image 238524   03-21-18   Uploaded by    bubbles
Score:
179
 
 Mad Collager: Harold! You moustache is crooked, and it's a French thing anyway!
 Robespierre: Something something "that sceptered isle"
 barfolomew: What? WHAT?
 BavidDowie: Here Is Harold, King of England
 deeeeeeeez: Tosseth thine holy hand grenade...
 Yurishiro: Left dudes: "Kiiing!? He's doing it again!!" Right dude: "I know guys settle down sorry I know I'm blocking the writings I didn't mean to!"
Image 238523   03-21-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
Score:
294
 
 Micro Jackson: Inorganic vodka is largely potassium
 Ronick: Long range Molotov cocktail
 Christina: But is it vegan?
 lecj07: @Dr Awkward I've had this crap. Distilled from sugar cane and pure ocean water switcherinoed through lava rock or something. Tasted like very bland rum.
 mexican: @Dr Awkward You say that like it somehow makes it not disgusting swill that would be better off used as insecticide. Or accelerant.
 Dr Awkward: @mexican DISTILLED rotten potato water, thankyouverymuch
 sparename: @Hyphae I know but I was thinking along the lines of "organically produced food or as we used to call it, food"
 mexican: Newsflash to idiots: Slapping the 'organic' label on your rotten potato-water and putting it into a potion flask will not increase your profits.
 Yurishiro: But is it gluten free?
 Hyphae: @sparename methanol is organic, too
 sparename: As opposed to the cheap, knock-off booze that was a problem in the UK - no barcode on the bottle meant very inorganically produced vodka - probably methanol
Image 238522   03-21-18   Uploaded by    taiko
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