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262416  wolfpk: Ok, I have a piano that needs taken up to the tenth floor. It won't fit on the elevator, if that's what you are thinking.

262418  dangerkeith3000: I can't decide if these are Rick and Morty names or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy names.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  Amy Housewine: He doesn't look like a Corey.

262416  dangerkeith3000: The guy on the left is naked?

262418  dangerkeith3000: That's the coolest dog I've ever seen.

262417  Sadbot: I was napping, dude

262426  Mr Mumble: Looks just like my facebook profile picture

262380  LurkedMoar: Aw, no shouldntves?

262411  Annoying Vegan : I love you, and you can have anything you want.

262356  BavidDowie: And are called "humplings"

262359  BavidDowie: Debbie Does Dallas was a sequel??

262412  Whatever: Im HOW Old now?

262364  BavidDowie: I'm sure I've hit at least 23m

262390  BavidDowie: I'm of the Asian persuasion

262410  WTF: @Biple Plombies Even though the names are messed up you can still pick out Not A Bot

262352  Bill Rye: did friendly spaceship eat the special brownies

262355  Bill Rye: those look like Boletes, excellent eating (food) mushrooms

262419  Slickbrew: as long as he doesnt try to sell me insurance I love him

262407  bug: Protip: Don't fuck with that cow.

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262230 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Post a pic of her from the yearbook :P

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262157 Felicity: @raditzu Well, she is an Amazon...

262298 Robespierre: Dude ... somebody's bored, bored, BORED here in the dog days of Summer, that's for sure!

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262151 VeeKay: Husbands instagram just two pictures of his tractor

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Score:
612
 
 Jert Rempongus: return #248059
 Crimp Flumopert: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 Buple Horpumbies: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 Flarbo Grunombies: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 Pump Morpongo: @WotGives Return to Oz
 Virb Rempumple: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 Theple Plumple: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Mown Grunuble: @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 Ruple Alboble: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Jerm Drumuble
Score:
445
 
 Beple Brumbies: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 Bang Alboble: marshmallow threats
 Borm Dampumbies: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Lawn Gromple: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Guple Flumoble: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Vuple Grunungo
Image 237751 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. You have brought shame on us, TheFrogMan.
Score:
360
 
 Froft Horpoble: Looks like Cincinnati chili dyed green in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Yes people eat this on the reg here
 Beng Grupert: See, now here me out on this one, what I'm HOPING that is: minty candy noodles with choco fudge-sludge and crushed cookie bits.
 Rorm Drumoble: delicious
 Jomp Morpoble: I like this. Would eat
 Fleng Drumoble: I won't bad vote but will question her intelligence. And common sense. And wisdom.
 Pempo Albumple: I once made my step-daughter a nice meal of noodles with meatballs in gravy, she was enjoying it until I said it looks like a poo's nest
 Thuwn Dampungo: Mmm, canned chili over toothpaste.
Image 237750   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Crewn Morpoble
Score:
323
 
 Crimp Flumombies: There's a guy in my office named Jack and he always puts his vacation on the calendar as "Jack Off". I assume it's intentional.
 Gengo Grunombies: no need to remind me, it's in my calendar
 Merb Horpuble: Sorry, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. // Well you'll have to jack off because I think you're a disgusting pig.
 Horb Drumungo: don't need a calendar reminder for that
Image 237749   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Dampo Horpongus
Image 237748 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by funny in the wall. You have brought shame on us, funny in the wall.
Score:
261
 
 Trort Plombies: THIS IS THE GAME OF RASSILON
 Larb Grunungus: When we first moved to the States in 1970, Wilmette used small orange Jeeps with plows to clear the sidewalks
Image 237747   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Flewn Dampungo
Score:
454
 
 Pown Drumongo: @addend - The boat and the skier don't have to follow exactly the same path.
 Fliple Morpuble: @dobbiesdoogs i love a good utica tomato pie! and utica greens mmmmm :) I was just there a couple of weekends ago (my son had a hockey game there)
 Leple Flumungus: This is fine?
 Garb Drumungo: But the boat went unscathed?
 Lewn Cremoble: well i'm from utica, and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "keen gams"
 Thaft Cremungo: The Hudson River is one of the most polluted waterways in the U.S., so a "balls to the log" doesn't seem so bad.
 Jiple Brungo: Well-known tropical destination, Albany NY.
 Fluft Plumple: Haha, dick slam
Image 237746   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Crolm Albumple
Score:
841
 
 Bomp Plemumbies: Oh, thanks for slicing that open for me. I'll just make my guacamole now.
 Girb Plemuble: in case your toast wasn't expensive enough
 Hirbo Horpongo: AvocadOCD (Rad)
 Rilm Bruble: Because they can, thats why.
 Herb Drumoble: X-avocadacto knife.
 Hamp Grunuble: A most productive afternoon!
Image 237745   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Valm Dampombies
Score:
333
 
 Lilm Grunumple: What? No leg in a fishnet stocking?
 Freple Brombies: At first I thought that hat was somehow projecting a maple leaf onto the table.
Image 237744   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Vomp Dampumbies
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