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273265  trelyate: kim jong buns

273324  tib gubb: the one that got away

273294  trelyate: your offering displeases me

273309  Littlecraftywolf: in the criminal justice system lawn care based offenses are considered especially heinous the dedicated landscapers who investigate these felonies are members of an elite squad known as the special mowing unit. these are their stories. *dun-dun*

273306  Christina: Why is the doll naked?

273319  Littlecraftywolf: @Air Biscuit this is why you always have it hooked up to the wall at all times

273324  Littlecraftywolf: plot twist: horse is maid of honor

273332  ignatz: Always the same, until you actually want one to get into a box..

273333  ignatz: ..he has a little devil on his shoulder, telling him to give me a shot.

273325  Sadbot: Cardies have the best tails, straight up mood indicator

273319  Air Biscuit: But if you charge it too soon does that diminish overall battery life!?!

273301  ignatz: Give 'er a Snickers

273321  Teechur: @Amy Housewine The anti-Elf-on-a-Shelf...

273308  ignatz: Do it 'your way'

273309  ignatz: Redundant ampersand

273324  Peter Pantsless: Is your wife a horse?

273311  ignatz: I'm looking for a book about... "Interrupting librarians?"... My god, how did you know?

273312  VoR: That ain't his kink

273321  Amy Housewine: The most feared pirate on the Spanish Maintelpiece.

273296  charlemagne: @ignatz they're air traffic controllers with a no locks on the tower door

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273224 BumScag: In the beginning of the work we do involves cleaning up to skitwish and I will see you briefly in the mail today and tomorrow morning in spokane county sheriff's department and the stars are going to have to take a sick day

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.



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Score:
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 fanny: return #248059
 fanny: @barfolomew oh god yes scared the shit out of me. i wonder how it holds up.
 FabricMan: @WotGives Return to Oz (1985)
 barfolomew: @WotGives Return to Oz. Great movie, but a lot less whimsical than the Judy Garland one.
 wolfpk: @WotGives Return to Oz
 tib gubb: this movie got hell from people who were shocked by it
 WotGives: @barfolomew @Annoying Vegan i don't recognize this, but the potential for trauma intrigues me. What is it from?
 Annoying Vegan : @barfolomew It was to prepare you for an adulthood full of terrifying talking heads.
 barfolomew: This movie traumatized me as a child.
Image 237753   03-16-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
Score:
445
 
 BavidDowie: @Teechur oh gawd, they DO look like they're holding their breath!
 XLY: marshmallow threats
 Astanapan: In Fable there was a demon door that challenged me to commit a particularly heinous crime in front of it to let me through. I beat it by eating a bunch of "crunchy chicks" in front of it. I imagined biting their heads off one by one while maintaining eye contact with the door until it gave way. Anyway these don't look crunchy.
 Robespierre: Serving Size: 28 packs
 Teechur: How long can they hold their breath? I guess we'll find out.
Image 237752   03-16-18   Uploaded by    shark
Image 237751 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by TheFrogMan. Your image was bad, TheFrogMan.
Score:
360
 
 toolbag: Looks like Cincinnati chili dyed green in celebration of St. Patty's Day. Yes people eat this on the reg here
 whcvgre78: See, now here me out on this one, what I'm HOPING that is: minty candy noodles with choco fudge-sludge and crushed cookie bits.
 tib gubb: delicious
 itskando: I like this. Would eat
 Not A Bot: I won't bad vote but will question her intelligence. And common sense. And wisdom.
 sparename: I once made my step-daughter a nice meal of noodles with meatballs in gravy, she was enjoying it until I said it looks like a poo's nest
 jochenau: Mmm, canned chili over toothpaste.
Image 237750   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Festis
Score:
323
 
 Uncle Phil: There's a guy in my office named Jack and he always puts his vacation on the calendar as "Jack Off". I assume it's intentional.
 tib gubb: no need to remind me, it's in my calendar
 Vanna: Sorry, I'm going to have to lay you or Jack off. // Well you'll have to jack off because I think you're a disgusting pig.
 dobbiesdoogs: don't need a calendar reminder for that
Image 237749   03-16-18   Uploaded by    kittylitter
Image 237748 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by funny in the wall. We'll pray for you, funny in the wall.
Score:
261
 
 Not A Bot: THIS IS THE GAME OF RASSILON
 Robespierre: When we first moved to the States in 1970, Wilmette used small orange Jeeps with plows to clear the sidewalks
Image 237747   03-16-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
454
 
 tacticaljay: @addend - The boat and the skier don't have to follow exactly the same path.
 fanny: @dobbiesdoogs i love a good utica tomato pie! and utica greens mmmmm :) I was just there a couple of weekends ago (my son had a hockey game there)
 grizzly: This is fine?
 addend: But the boat went unscathed?
 dobbiesdoogs: well i'm from utica, and i've never heard anyone use the phrase "keen gams"
 Shay: The Hudson River is one of the most polluted waterways in the U.S., so a "balls to the log" doesn't seem so bad.
 barfolomew: Well-known tropical destination, Albany NY.
 funny in the wall: Haha, dick slam
Image 237746   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
841
 
 Mad Collager: Oh, thanks for slicing that open for me. I'll just make my guacamole now.
 square44: in case your toast wasn't expensive enough
 Michael Tripe: AvocadOCD (Rad)
 Annoying Vegan : Because they can, thats why.
 addend: X-avocadacto knife.
 artfulcodger: A most productive afternoon!
Image 237745   03-16-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
333
 
 Mad Collager: What? No leg in a fishnet stocking?
 NoRagrets: At first I thought that hat was somehow projecting a maple leaf onto the table.
Image 237744   03-16-18   Uploaded by    piratepom
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