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258591  Mr. Shine: This is the guy from your old math book!

258586  Joseph: @kazzy94 I'll pray for you ironically.

258597  Mr. Shine: "Moooooooom!!!"

258546  Mr. Butt: @Passive Fucking racist.

258601  Not A Bot: Oh most Glittering Highness, I can only grovel and slobber at your feet. What is your command O Violent, Beautiful Majesty?

258568  VoR: Super glue

258568  VoR: Super that works for up to 9 lives

258590  Hokie333: From what I can find, this is a golf game that lets you customize your player character's outfit. So there's probably a Che Guevara shirt or something in there (and a U.S. flag bikini for, y'know, balance).

258591  fanny: that's a lot of croissants

258590  hajjpodge: @Sadbot JFC. I don't know how I forgot about that but goddamn.

257011  Mr Bleak: @fanny @Annoying Vegan Currently pixelated, and given the colour and general shape I' not putting on my "you looked at" list!

258598  VoR: Taste the rainbow in its purest form...

258403  smusher: Beauty of North Dakota

257018  Mr Bleak: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother; You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Feel the city breakin' and everybody shakin'; And we're stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive, stayin' alive; Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin' alive

258596  sporky: Lord, what year is this from?

258574  BavidDowie: Those who are about to borkf, we sa'boop you!

258577  BavidDowie: I said Bebop ON HALF

258589  Shay: Ralph had enough of it.

258591  Sadbot: I may have ruined my suspension, but at least I got a good deal on hella melons!

258579  BavidDowie: dat make-up sammich, doh...

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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258402 Uncle Phil: Nerdy Jizz Tyrant

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258450 Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258520 Felicity: Maybe point it away from the trees

258524 Robespierre: @Solemn They sure are - that dance move is most certainly broken.

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns



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 5. NotHuman: 2185 points
 6. Annoying Vegan : 1793 points
 7. nathan: 1666 points
 8. Solemn: 1640 points
 9. god666: 1636 points
10. Mr. Shine: 1635 points
11. DerMantis: 1579 points
12. uncannie: 1511 points
13. bromide: 1466 points
14. logan: 1425 points
15. Baby Jesus: 1422 points
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Score:
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 fanny: @fanny (about the mega) vvvv
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan I wish i could MEGA + your comment :)
 Robespierre: Too much bling for this time of the morning. MORE COFFEEEEE!
 Side Boob: Make the Empire Glorious Again! (Nice work as usual, @Ping )
 Annoying Vegan : @mexican Too far? What part of MEGA dont you understand?!
 Annoying Vegan : @ping Finally, the button we all deserve!
 Not A Bot: Oh wait, that's legitimately me in the picture what the fuck!?!
 mexican: I think the diamonds are a touch too far, but the overall effect is nice.
 fanny: well hello beautiful!
 funny in the wall: *MAGA
 a robot: @ping Yay! So shiny :D
 ping: Created for #237223 because @ignatz deserves a gaudy, tacky trophy. :)
Image 237612   03-15-18   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
136
 
 ping: @hajjpodge Nice try, but I'm not drawing one of those. Just imagine MEGA RAD but bent, broken, and covered in gravy.
 skittles: Get out of here you rascals!
 Side Boob: One more and they can bend space-time.
 hajjpodge: This is MEGA SAD.
 savvoy: I judge these people so hard, but I fear that if I ever have mobility issues, I will end up just as bloated. Because I love food and have no self control at all.
 LKoroton: Can this carts go backwards?
 Ulillillia: youtu.be/…
 wolfpk: 0.0
 sparename: "It's Stephen Hawking's fault that some matter just "happens" to appear in this universe
 iCEy: The Walmart Centipede?
Image 237611   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Ment Thorp
Score:
353
 
 Science: Gotta practice my STABBIN'!
 Psymon: And the other hamburger will ALSO be made of your lungs
 funny in the wall: hey, red!
Image 237610   03-15-18   Uploaded by    hammy
Score:
293
 
 cran vodka: ummmmmm @Lantry
 Lantry: Pizza Reservations
 Ulillillia: I just need that button.
Image 237609   03-15-18   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
380
 
 itskando: @grizzly There's something about it that he or she normally wouldn't like it, but definitely does like it.
 grizzly: @itskando some dude told me that a band I was playing in at that time was his guilty pleasure. I wasn't sure if I should've been offended or not.
 pirate: Rick and Horsy
 hammy: Its 2 depressing cartoons in 1!
 itskando: Love Bojack. Rick and Morty is my guilty pleasure.
 a robot: @Dresdenkeogh No, and yes
 Ulillillia: Emmett Brown's relationship woes
 Dresdenkeogh: Is your girlfriend voiced by Will Arnett? Do you have a deep sadness within you?
Image 237608   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
Score:
290
 
 Mr Bleak: @VoR That's one to you, I'd say.
 VoR: @dangerkeith3000 ..you haven't seen one.
 dangerkeith3000: Jeez, why does everything look like a vagina to me?
 DrinkMixMan: AaahhhhhhhhH!!!! Later-season Simpsons!
 Winterneuro: Vampirism, Blade III version
 jochenau: Oh dear.
 Dresdenkeogh: Homer D'ohntata
Image 237607   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
249
 
 Robespierre: Roll up ... for the Mystery Tour
 Zarathustra: Snow.exe has stopped working.
 bug: *Unfurls scroll* "Thou art bad at parking thine horseless carriage"
 RimLickinGood: Self-removing snow! What will they think of next!
Image 237606   03-15-18   Uploaded by    Fullhouse
Score:
551
 
 Dresdenkeogh: @Ulillillia
 Dresdenkeogh: Yeah they have trouble googling things and none of the current text to voice apps recognize scooby-doobese
 Ulillillia: "Did you hear that dogs can't look up?"
Image 237605   03-15-18   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
666
 
 Robespierre: Your style. Handpicked & delivered
 Side Boob: Don't overlook the big licorice at the top of the box!
 Social Vegan: Many many years ago, an electrician quit smoking by chewing on cable offcuts. Unfortunately, at least back then, the plastic was softened with lead content and his blood-lead levels were resultingly dangerously high!
 savvoy: Yeah, fuck licorice
 wolfpk: Don't forget light sockets make great sex toys. Just make sure they are turned on.
 Dresdenkeogh: @a robot tastes like anise which my phone accurately corrects to anus
 a robot: Eeew, black licorice.
Image 237604   03-15-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
481
 
 WTF: @grizzly "Mama you're alive! Old people, you have to reassure them."
 grizzly: Owen!
Image 237603   03-15-18   Uploaded by    jokertothethief
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