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269089  sparename: That doesn't look like the bolt-cutters aisle

269090  dangerkeith3000: Domo Arigato!

268945  Theimposter: @a robot Don't underestimate the skill that eye shadow took...

269087  Dr Awkward: Does he mean wife or wives?

269068  Theimposter: They do both look happy.

269082  CaptainCatbreath: May the forest be with you, Ms. Prickly.

269086  Mexico: There's a kung fu movie called the Crippled Masters with the same premise. Unfortunately, it's not very good.

268995  Annoying Vegan : If you hover pee, you ARE the problem.

269071  a robot: I wonder how much they want for it. If it was $25 or less I'd definitely buy it

269069  FabricMan: I choose Tuscon

269079  a robot: Rad for tanuki

269071  FabricMan: "Christzilla is attacking!" [mouth keeps moving]

269083  Air Biscuit: *preheats victory oven

269085  WannaBee: His friend is witnessing him.

269096  sorghum: Wakanda costume is this

269083  Annoying Vegan : I learned something today: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pavlova(food)

269084  Annoying Vegan : A soulful, striking portrait

269085  Minnesotan: am I awaited in Valhalla?

269081  FabricMan: Steve Urkel's car

269075  Not A Bot: I've been looking for my A$$ spider, he's very valuable.

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268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268688 Air Biscuit: Who celebrates something by sitting down?

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Score:
325
 
 El hefe: How did you do in PE today?
 Zarathustra: Blob fish.
 DrNinjaman: @Prostata He probably has a CPAP.
 petepuma: autobad
 square44: Mitch, if you think this universe is bad...
 WTF: @Prostata On a huge pile of money 'donated' by his corporate masters.
 fanny: @Nope agreed, and i like how it looks like he's horrified of the above image
 Prostata: i have no idea how this guy ever sleeps at night
 Ulillillia: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club?
 grizzly: I'm a turtle
 Nope: He really is the most disgusting human being, inside, outside, several dimensions we havent even discovered yet.
 Shay: My god....my double chin is taking over my entire face.
Image 235388   03-02-18   Uploaded by    usernamee
Score:
482
 
 isosceleswaffle: @Nope is making me say yes.
 WTF: @Nope Your comments are making me feel my feelings.
 Nope: Confronting our feelings and giving them appropriate expression always takes strength, not weakness. It takes strength to acknowledge our anger, and sometimes more strength yet to curb the aggressive urges anger may bring and to channel them into nonviolent outlets. It takes strength to face our sadness and to grieve and to let our grief and our anger flow in tears when they need to. It takes strength to talk about our feelings and to reach out for help and comfort when we need it - Also Mr Rogers
 Nope: There's no 'should' or 'should not' when it comes to having feelings. They're part of who we are and their origins are beyond our control. When we can believe that, we may find it easier to make constructive choices about what to do with those feelings. - Mr Rogers
 weirduncle: If your kid isn't every one and a while then they're hiding something from you.
Image 235387   03-02-18   Uploaded by    flowers
Score:
840
 
 Mr Bleak: Let's be honest: he could get a pineapple up there, possibly a durian.
 Bro Bro: David Mitchell as Piers Morgan?
 addend: No peaches. The fuzz tickles, the laughter ruins the initiation ceremony.
 DrNinjaman: #235388 THAT'S what's wrong with him!
 Peach: I like where this is going.
 WTF: ANUSTART
 Annoying Vegan : This will be an interesting ER visit
 tib gubb: HE'S GOT MY VOTE
 jochenau: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 jazzjunkie: More reasons to eat fruit!
Image 235386   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
276
 
 Jabberwikket: The Twizzler Mafia is not to be trifled with
 Not A Bot: Mr. Shimbara's going to be murdered in his sleep by his boyfriend.
 Shay: You shouldn't have taken the blue pill...
Image 235385   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
478
 
 WTF: One fish, two fish, red fish...
 Prostata: hey! put me down, bitch!
 kornisjon: If I know my animal crossing, that is a napoleon fish. Now release it.
 wolfpk: The water is so blue..... oh that's dye.
 Ulillillia: So listen up, here's a story
 DrNinjaman: I'm afraid that I just blue myself
 Shay: Rad for the color, bad for getting killed, so no vote from me.
Image 235384   03-02-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Image 235383 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Not A Bot. We'll pray for you, Not A Bot.
Score:
284
 
 petepuma: his brother is mr. cool ice
 Mr. Whiskers: I still dont regret my Macarena-themed tat
 tib gubb: oh fuck off
 kornisjon: These will be relevant forever.
 DrNinjaman: #knowyourmemetattoo
 Shay: If you want to gamble with someone, gamble against this kid. This shows he's lost many bets.
 BavidDowie: I bet this guy has a really sensible investment portfolio.
Image 235382   03-02-18   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
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 El hefe: Hacks for your dentists exam chair
 tib gubb: that ergonomic chair? albert einstein.
 dobbiesdoogs: @Scoo @Felicity the keyboard is probably my all-time favorite
 Scoo: @Felicity I still have one! #92019
 durian: Apple IIc was cool
Image 235381   03-02-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
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 Mr Bleak: @Mad Collager Remember the NRA Motto: "Bombs don't kill people, people kill people"
 Ulillillia: @ignatz North American Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?
 Double-Munched Tacotito: @Mr. Whiskers Googled. Now sad.
 Mr. Whiskers: @Mad Collager I feel like NAMBLAs worse
 Mad Collager: It's amazing their headquarters hasn't been blown up. They have got to be the most evil organization in this country, and that's saying something.
 tib gubb: keep it on facebook, people
Image 235380   03-02-18   Uploaded by    happier
Image 235379 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Cory Trevor. Boo, Cory Trevor.
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