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268557  MC Delta T: This would have been so much better if one of them had too many fingers on one hand.

268426  MrBoffo: @Nope @WTF A'ight; The Inscrutability of Santiago, Chile, then

268544  Nope: *boom tsk boom tsk boom tsk Boom boom Tsk Boom Tsk*

268525  Not A Bot: The 1950s were kind of boring

268353  mackdaddy: @a robot Come on

268533  lecj07: The Missus has some 'splaining to do.

268534  lecj07: @WannaBee Perhaps it's her man friend getting a bit handsy then

268538  lecj07: @wootman Thanks, my tired brain was refusing to process it til you explained. No sarcasm at all.

268517  Air Biscuit: Silent hill county line

268433  fanny: @Annoying Vegan are you on craftster? I was years ago, but I don't really check in anymore. lots of cool stuff there :) (craft swaps were fun too)

268541  Zaxxoff: she's singing the national anthem at him

268539  Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268548  kate shutupton: He looks like Kimbo Slice

268516  Sadpygmy: Them sox don't match

268539  grizzly: I'm going to find a way to be happy.

268534  WannaBee: She had man hands!

268514  Not A Bot: It's a dick trapped in a pipe, eaten by an alligator in the middle of the night.

268539  Mexico: I'm not going to sit inside and play video games all day

268539  Mexico: I'm going to start dating other people

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The top ten most commented-on images today:

268477 Felicity: I remember this level of Space Harrier

268233 Spazstatic: Hah, her shirt says "aero"

268539 Zaxxoff: I'm not going to imprison, torture, and murder any more teenage runaways

268265 AlexDeLarge: @barfolomew just now saw that. But.... how does he get hired? This just raises more questions!

268318 Gomi Day: HEAR ANY GOOD JOKES, LATELY?!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268282 copunter: DDT is safe! Democracy works!

268323 alex: this made me vote rad @fanny

268264 ignatz: Apples scaling walls.

268224 Eleftheros: @Mexico ohhhh sweet I loved Paprika, I'll hafta see his other movies



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 6. Stoner: 1708 points
 7. east bay: 1618 points
 8. VeeKay: 1551 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1516 points
10. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
11. Sydney: 1471 points
12. toad: 1428 points
13. Zaxxoff: 1404 points
14. fisto: 1400 points
15. amputator: 1387 points
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 addend: "Can you get me another straw, please?"
 dangerkeith3000: That girl is all legs!
 Korrok: Nope....
 Mr. Whiskers: Nice waist-to-neck ratio
Image 234510   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Brain Thoughts
Score:
475
 
 addend: (Notices parking ticket.)
 Kaviri: One piece at a time.
 when so: The hell's the point of a teleporting car? It can already get around!
 WTF: What? But how? Why?
Image 234509   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
271
 
 VeeKay: Interesting insights into mental capacity and self determination there.
 Science: Don't tell me how to use my blowtorch!
 Kaviri: Discriminative against somnambulists.
 Annoying Vegan : My hair straightener came with a similar warning.
 Dr Awkward: I dislike the use of "whilst" instead of "while" to try to sound smart. Especially is stupid-ass memes.
 when so: A book only for the woke
 Mr. Whiskers: Weird sign on a pillow, but alright
Image 234508   02-25-18   Uploaded by    dirtstick
Score:
226
 
 Mr Bleak: I'm hoping that's a carrot rather than some weirdly shaped penis I was unaware of.
 grizzly: @drtofu sounds yummy!
 Rachelina: @drtofu ummmmmm
 drtofu: Sliced Peking roast duck, if anyones curious
Image 234507   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
481
 
 Staida: Back off fools, I love the Asus Sauron Mount Doom ac3500.
 grizzly: So I was working in RI for a month with my boss and another dude. We decided to rent a mansion (seriously cheaper than three hotel rooms) for a month. My boss was really disappointed with the linksys router the owner had set up, so he bought two of these placed them strategically around the house so we had a rad connection in the kitchen and in his bedroom. I'm sure the company paid for it.
 Robespierre: @glenalec Other than the actual exterior design?
 Sadbot: Cat 5 and 6 can also be a belt, a jumprope, tie a mattress to a car...let's see an overpriced brick do that!
 when so: @glenalec Obviously because the sci-fi villain can't spare $350 for the real spiky router
 KnifeySpooney: I avoid tech that looks like a SciFi villain designed it - they always seem to contain one crucial flaw.
Image 234506   02-25-18   Uploaded by    CheezGrater
Score:
223
 
 Ulillillia: Reminds me of the original Bob's Burgers concept
Image 234505   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Mumbles
Score:
252
 
 Colbo Mundus: @WTF - But she can #234513 ! And #234510 is certainly trying!
 Sharkface: Aliens are among us - more proof of non-humanoid tool-using lifeforms.
 WTF: "They tell me to put my seat back forward. Well, I don't bend that way. If I could put my seat back forward, I'd be in porno movies."
Image 234504   02-25-18   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
825
 
 Scoo: "They took mah ears!"
 Mr. Shine: Cheer up, kitteh!
Image 234503   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
299
 
 Kaviri: Check out my bulge.
 Mr. Butt: Love that username/upload combo.
 Scoo: Ahhhh! Acid shin attack!
Image 234502   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Black Jesus
Score:
475
 
 Robespierre: This is what the REAL Elon Musk looks like, not that stunt double that they're always showing pictures of
 Ulillillia: Ouch
 Dreforian: @Coolguy Must have been right after Red Alert as he never wore ties again!
 Coolguy: Is that Kane from Command and Conquer?
 Scoo: Username/upload combo
Image 234501   02-25-18   Uploaded by    brutal
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