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268938  PenguinBartender: The new Ikea bebis still in test-marketing phase.

268954  TurkeyVultureTed: @lecj07 why not both?

268955  TurkeyVultureTed: Why?

268886  trelyate: Cathy

268962  MrBoffo: Ty BADdington

268962  TurkeyVultureTed: Is this another one of those Kavanagh look-alikes I keep hearing about?

268903  trelyate: Beestiality

268957  Mad Collager: There must be an extra charge for these picketts.

268967  beckybecky: Cat feet are so cute. Great picture.

268954  dangerkeith3000: Shai'Hulud!

268954  lecj07: Is it going in or coming out?

268957  Amy Housewine: Fencil.

268954  dangerkeith3000: They also sell those at Adam&Eve dot com.

268943  antipatterns: This looks like SMBC not... That other cursed watermark

268929  dangerkeith3000: Tom Waits as a dog.

268930  dangerkeith3000: Where is Johnny 5 gonna get all his gear?

268914  Uncle Phil: @Shay ebaum sold the site and opened a fancy steak house. Then sold the steak house.

268938  dangerkeith3000: This is what happens when abortions are illegal.

268941  dangerkeith3000: Sponge! Bob! Square! Tits!

268948  dangerkeith3000: I'm getting cremated, asshole.

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10. Annoying Vegan



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268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268657 static xyz: He could be a mean drunk

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant



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Crim Tender uploaded 268647 (748 points)
DogsRGreat uploaded 268645 (744 points)
Shay uploaded 268444 (744 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 268805 (735 points)
million laffs uploaded 268651 (724 points)
Relp uploaded 268554 (712 points)
zoe uploaded 268665 (708 points)
NotHuman uploaded 268863 (698 points)
Borm Pumpies uploaded 268567 (684 points)
Sydney uploaded 268478 (670 points)


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 5. Shay: 1761 points
 6. Sydney: 1758 points
 7. CompletelyJoking: 1744 points
 8. wolfskin: 1742 points
 9. Murm Gungus: 1725 points
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11. beyardo: 1584 points
12. poetrysucks: 1535 points
13. fisto: 1478 points
14. blablabla: 1433 points
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 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I mean it was asking for it, really. Also I'm glad you're still alive and fidlin'
 fanny: haha @Peter Pantsless #229496
 grizzly: @Peter Pantsless This post is just like how I enjoy my steaks... Well done.
 Mr. Whiskers: The Aggro logo makes it
 Not A Bot: The applications of this technology in bank heists alone are staggering
 canada: Always a classic :-D
Image 234492   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
378
 
 Jabberwikket: "You don't have to worry about the young lead, he's 'armless"
 Dr Awkward: Accurate.
Image 234491   02-25-18   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
547
 
 Crim Tender: Brat
 Robespierre: @glenalec Actually, that's some damn fine thinking there.
 Jennysaurus: My main reason for not getting a tattoo is that I can't be sure what distant-future-me will like.
 dobbiesdoogs: i'm sixth grade, who the hell are you?
 Peter Pantsless: Holy shit
Image 234490   02-25-18   Uploaded by    a spider plan
Score:
424
 
 fanny: @Annoying Vegan shhhhhhh doot tell anyone!
 Mister Beef: And I also want "BEST IN PEACE" on my tombstone
 tina: Poor @fanny your husband died so young :(
 Annoying Vegan : Is @fanny a ghost?!
 fanny: mods, please update my username to fanny fidler
 nimbus: Why weren't they buried in a rooftop garden?
 barfolomew: @Peter Pantsless Harry and Fanny Fidler.
 Peter Pantsless: Also "fanny fidler" hehehe
 Peter Pantsless: NOOOOOOO
Image 234489   02-25-18   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
285
 
 Snix: Guys, your video player seems to be broken.
 Science: So do lots of other places. Cap'n Crunch French Toast too.
 grizzly: @looch nerd! No just kidding. I did the same thing.
 looch: I confess to you: I tried to click the button to play the video
 gutwheat: Ooh! Piece a candy
Image 234488   02-25-18   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
526
 
 Winterneuro: Only slightly better makeup than the Gorn from trek ToS
Image 234487   02-25-18   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
462
 
 Fuzzpot: M'lady...
 Springbok: @Robespierre she can come into my heart
 madmax1: Hoky cow!
 Ulillillia: Beauty of India.
 Robespierre: All dressed up with nowhere to go
Image 234486   02-25-18   Uploaded by    VeeKay
Score:
349
 
 Robespierre: Constable's style changed markedly after he relocated to Alabama in the 1830s...
Image 234485   02-25-18   Uploaded by    saluted
Score:
472
 
 Staida: NOOOOOoooooo OPTIMUSSSS!!!!! Now I'm going to cry like the first time I saw him die in '84 or whenever it was.
 VeeKay: I'm sorry sir but I can't approve you for a class A commercial driver's license at this time.
 tib gubb: fatality
 Fiasco: @funny in the wall - Transformers - death of an Optimus, of course!
 mrwiffler: Blair witch vs semi trailer.
 funny in the wall: Which film? @glenalec
 Shay: You had ONE job...
 Mr. Shine: Wow did YOU screw up!!
 weirduncle: Yes, we all saw (and were disappointed by) that film.
Image 234484   02-25-18   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
Score:
607
 
 Staida: *paint's lambs blood on door* I know where this is headed. Not taking chances.
 fakeplastic: The sky got some really bad signal today, they should switch to digital.
 ping: [sings] "It's the end of the world as we know it..."
 Dreforian: Oh shi- did we leave the oven on when we left the cave?
 Dreforian: Quick! I heard someone has popcorn at the Vatican!
 Dreforian: SPRING BREAK!
 barfolomew: Starlings in Rome.
 Springbok: God's plague of locusts missed Egypt a little.
 WTF: Teh birbs
 Robespierre: Dragonflies? Eek.
 flatluigi: Beautiful.
Image 234483   02-25-18   Uploaded by    barfolomew
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