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258159  Side Boob: @Solemn Also, aluminium

258179  Mr. Whiskers: Which one do I shoot?!?!

258182  Not A Bot: dat ass!

258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

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258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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10. Scoo: 2038 points
11. burritos: 1926 points
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15. cran vodka: 1664 points
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Score:
341
 
 Horp Lello: @Skaalar Its scary
 Skaalar: Being old scares me more than it should.
 Mr. Shine: Meth: not even once?
 agentpaint: His older self seems more alert and aware
 Pingu IRL: This is my fetish
 wolfpk: A Half-Life Game
 UltraBeverly: That Tilda Swinton is so damn talented.
 GiveMePlus: Told him not to ride in the car with the window open...
Image 226241   01-11-18   Uploaded by    deadwombat
Score:
178
 
 Science: Sounds like something an invasive app would say...
 Bad Dad: Don't need no snarky fone, "friend."
 funny in the wall: smash it with a hammer.
Image 226240   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
485
 
 Teechur: @DarkTeddy I hope someone doesn't do this to my lips with a vacuum cleaner! The hoooopppbbbffbppbbbffffth!
 Annoying Vegan : Death on fleek
 DarkTeddy: I hope someone doesnt do this to my eyebrows! The horrororrroreorororo
Image 226239   01-11-18   Uploaded by    danny
Score:
133
 
 Teechur: @zrj235 Hold your (sea)horses, Hootie! If there's gonna be a battle, let me flex my mussels first.
 zrj235: @Teechur fuck is it a fish pun rap battle? i can't even understand what you're talkin atrout. don't worry, no one can smelt what u delt cuz i'm mayjo u minnow good luck swimmin in thru a window. u only haddock one chance to blowfish
 Teechur: @zrj235 I've been known to flounder on stage.
 zrj235: @Teechur then you can be in my band
 Teechur: What if you slap other kinds of fishes?
 RiderFan: As opposed to manual labor for funziez.
 zrj235: see, this is why i had all of my tendons surgically removed.
Image 226238   01-11-18   Uploaded by    CrookedCop
Score:
264
 
 Demon Universe: @jochenau Thank you!
 Teechur: @zrj235 *THE google
 jochenau: why do you defile EarthBound with this nonsense
 zrj235: it's called the internet. look it up on google if you haven't heard of it.
Image 226237   01-11-18   Uploaded by    frenk
Score:
339
 
 wolfpk: After Maxfield Parrish's "Day Break" I see a reproduction of this painting every day at work. As a matter of fact, I am looking at that reproduction right now to compare to this one.
 eumoria: Maxfield Parrished some time ago.
 VeeKay: Fukken Tinker-fukken-belle
Image 226236   01-11-18   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
710
 
 Coach Teacher: @Prostata Yeah, i'm gonna need you to go ahead and clean out my litterbox on Sunday. So, great, yeah.
 Teechur: Dress for success.
 Peach Toddler: "I HATE YOU."
 Prostata: I'll need those TPS reports in my box by 9am!
Image 226235   01-11-18   Uploaded by    Life Whacker
Score:
806
 
 mexican: @tib gubb Redundant.
 Coach Teacher: @Sadbot Ho! Hohohohoho!
 superfudge: Not da Craw - DA CRAW!
 zrj235: i didn't even want to eat them. just wanted to make sure you didn't.
 Sadbot: Your cat just wants to help you make em-paw-nadas. Or are those purrogis?
 tib gubb: evil kitteh
Image 226234   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
602
 
 Coach Teacher: The moon landing was faked. It was mostly tofu, egg, and soy lecithin.
 Teechur: Why NASA? It's obviously a Cowsmonaut.
 Teh Simpson: @VeeKay All questions will be answered, all fears will be allayed ... but first this word from our sponsor! "From The Land Of Sky-Blue Waa-ters..."
 San DoDo: This is space cow to ground control
 VeeKay: Why wasn't it dehorned? How do they get the gallons of shit and piss out of the suit? What about the gas that leaks out of a cows ass 23.8 hours a day?
 zrj235: probably one of the best animes ever
Image 226233   01-11-18   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
361
 
 Demon Universe: @wolfpk Thought I had this one figured out...
 Coach Teacher: I killed a vegan in 1956.
 well duh: "animals". Doesn't kill animals.
 wolfpk: @Demon Universe Vash only killed 1 person on purpose, but he accedently caused a lot of death.
 Demon Universe: A Trigun?
 wolfpk: Plants are alive, so Vegans kill plants.
 Mr. Shine: A Hi-Point?
Image 226232   01-11-18   Uploaded by    saluted
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