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258533  sparename: "Something you pay good money for later in life" EP

258546  sparename: "Eh, mate, can I bum one?"

257225  Mr Bleak: I think theft is an in as well.

257230  Mr Bleak: You can't leave him hangin'!

257234  Mr Bleak: @Solemn I'd be happy if it did!

257241  Mr Bleak: @Shay Remember the "pineapple bush" that turned into a rocket monster in Serious Sam?

257247  Mr Bleak: It's just you.

257255  Mr Bleak: (Very small print) "* Not suitable for BMWs"

258535  charlemagne: this is how we found them sir, locked in a death grip

257272  Mr Bleak: Probably better than the stuff used in school when I was a kid.

258536  addend: "Flying", literally.

258546  addend: Guess I picked the wrong week to give up smoking.

258450  Bohab: @Scoo oh man, I wish

258548  Amy Housewine: Penguin is demonstrating that us that he saw some boobys. I MEAN THE SEABIRD.

258554  Amy Housewine: She cat even

258538  Amy Housewine: so smol, y

258545  Amy Housewine: I phoned in advance to check if the restaurant was dog friendly, but I really didn't expect this.

258464  KickassHellyeah: me too @Mr. Shine

258533  WannaBee: Another World News Daily Report fake story.

257293  Mr Bleak: Disguise: #257292

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1. Robespierre
2. Mr. Shine
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4. Scoo
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9. Not A Bot
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258441 addend: (Finishes. Hibernates.)

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258383 Ironass: This genetic splicing has got to stop! Now they've crossed a woman with an owl!

258329 Felicity: The part of the Bob's Burgers episode where Bob pretends things are talking to him and he does their voices

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258368 Felicity: I'm thinking eighties drug lord glass bricks, chrome coffee tables, black leather couches, ferns

258337 Felicity: I happen to like nice men

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas



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Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (799 points)
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mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (787 points)
inthrees uploaded 258439 (775 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (775 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
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realjon uploaded 258167 (748 points)


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 7. bromide: 1867 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1796 points
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10. Solemn: 1640 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1607 points
12. DerMantis: 1579 points
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14. uncannie: 1483 points
15. logan: 1425 points
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Score:
878
 
 zrj235: HE IS ALREADY HERE
 Jabberwikket: Instructions unclear, rounded up all the neighborhood cats & we are marathoning Mad Max in the media room. (I really liked yours @PenguinBartender, but I couldn't resist. Because reasons)
 Jabberwikket: Max occupancy is zero
 ASTER: Let him!!!!!
 Lemonator: Aw! How else is Max supposed to get an education?
 Peach: Libraries are for everyone
 wolfpk: Hay kitty, is your name Max? Your not Max your Meow? Ok, come on in.
 PenguinBartender: Instructions unclear, Max and I reading quietly together.
 VoR: I've registered a card for max. Now we're cool.
 Prostata: cats are nice
 Christina: Max is nice, Max has good looks, but Max cannot pee on our books.
Image 218244   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Ulillillia
Score:
419
 
 Otterman: Excuse me sir, but blaaaaarrrg
 Off Topic: The eyes really let me know that a lot of people have made out with it.
Image 218243   11-30-17   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
307
 
 bug: Divorce pending.
 a robot: @Prostata Before you throw it away, I'll eat the broccoli and little tomatoes. The rest can go in the trash though.
 pig 3: @Side Boob Because "They" are always watching...*X-files theme song*
 Prostata: nobody wants a veg tray. these things go into the trash uneaten after every office party but every office party seems to have one
 VoR: You're a doughnut
 Side Boob: This person deserves to be beaten with a pool noodle until they are slightly annoyed!
Image 218242   11-30-17   Uploaded by    crunchymush
Score:
206
 
 Air Biscuit: Slow motion "woooooaaahhhh"
Image 218241   11-30-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
202
 
 In The Pocket: Testicle, festival, wallet, and watch
 Not A Bot: Ah yes, public humiliation will do the trick.
 a robot: Just one?
 Peach: [under construction while I think of a funnier comment]
 Ulillillia: But whack off first
 VoR: Aw nuts Jesus, I'm busy that sunday, and every sunday after...
Image 218240   11-30-17   Uploaded by    togboat
Score:
546
 
 Otterman: @Shay He's having a ball with Jesus
 sirgallium: awww it's just a couple little fluffers!
 Air Biscuit: Is it possible that all quadrupeds like belly rubs?
 Shay: Must be getting ready for the Texas Testicle Festival.
 Wort Mumpus: *cuteness implosion 99% complete*
Image 218239   11-30-17   Uploaded by    hot hot dog
Score:
539
 
 DrinkMixMan: This will be me one day
 Greifer: when he bought this he was a youngster
 Christina: He is proud of his granpa box.
 Prostata: the "genius bar" is about to have a melt-down
 Mr. Shine: "Why won't you fix my computer for free?! This is an Apple Store, why won't you stand by your product?! I demand to speak to Mr. Jobs or Mr. Wozniak! I know my rights!"
 Side Boob: "Bring your computer" they said!
Image 218238   11-30-17   Uploaded by    zoe
Score:
137
 
 Annoying Vegan : Perspective is a good thing to learn how to draw.
 VoR: Dot matrix was slow.
Image 218237   11-30-17   Uploaded by    Mentos Pormer
Score:
276
 
 PenguinBartender: @WaffleIron Have all the +s
 WaffleIron: @Uncle Phil : tax cuts.
 Uncle Phil: What is the baby bidding on?
Image 218236   11-30-17   Uploaded by    butt poop
Score:
442
 
 Quackzy: More professional than most employees at my current job
 dobbiesdoogs: resignosaurus rex
 VoR: Noted for future use.
 kate2point0: Is this written on the back of a receipt?
 thecraftywolf: nice drawing better be getting a job as an artist
Image 218235   11-30-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
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