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272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

272650  skillet: Put a bird on it!

272600  Yam: Questionable Content is my favourite web comic

272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?



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 tib gubb: i've seen this sign in its natural habitat
 Knice: @Mad Collager She's pretty rad. :-) Return flight: #217183
 Micro Jackson: Caution: will not improve your choice of interior decor
 Mr. Whiskers: I left that sign behind in a move *tear.*
 Mad Collager: @Knice You knew this already, but your daughter is cool.
 Knice: I have that magnet on my fridge. My daughter put googly eyes on the lady and it is much improved.
 sparename: Coffee cannot be created or destroyed. I poop coffee
Image 217132   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Image 217131 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hoobleton. Your image was bad, hoobleton.
Score:
299
 
 grizzly: @Teechur they should.
 Teechur: @grizzly @sports Do they serve oyster crackers as an in-transit snack?
 grizzly: @sports London mass transit card.
 SCheeseman: @sports you buy oysters with it duh
Image 217130   11-24-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
355
 
 jazzjunkie: When in danger, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout!
 Not A Bot: Taking smoking to another level. Then another and another and another.
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
 a robot: Seems inefficient.
Image 217129   11-24-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
305
 
 Science: I'll be bringing the Chubby Hubby
 Korrok: Kinky...
 waffle iron: Bartles & Jaymes
 Mr. Shine: Count me in, whatever this is!
 sparename: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas??" ... "GRANDMA!!"
Image 217128   11-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
238
 
 Ulillillia: Yes.
 Sadbot: But I'm not funny enough to pull off a Galifinakis figure
 AFanOfSprite: @craftjunk NEVER
Image 217127   11-24-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
265
 
 tib gubb: oh wow. slingshots are really dangerous
 edgarallendoh: Oof. Get hit in the head with a ball bearing fired out of a catapult and you will die. Definitely.
 El Barto: "This is fine."
Image 217126   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
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 apoxia: In reality people catching or hitting fast balls do not look at the ball. They use cues from how and when the ball is hit to calculate the trajectory (this is why tennis players grunt to mask the sound of the ball hitting their racket). Our brains are reliant on nerve conduction which is not instantaneous. Our experience of the world through our senses is around 40ms slower than what is happening in the world. Thus our brain is constantly projecting into the future to predict the movements required to complete a task.
 Micro Jackson: Now it all makes sense
 pusha p: How to break your neck by throwing a ball in your own face with full force.
Image 217125   11-24-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
155
 
 Emoji: Ha ha ha Obvious Plant you devil!
 Teechur: @sparenamelaptopdied I could do more damage with my belt and shoelaces than someone could inflict on me with the pocketknife I'm not allowed to carry on flights.
 a robot: My mom tried to bring me home a snowglobe from Las Vegas once but had to leave it at the airport. It was tiny, definitely less than three ounces but security still wouldn't let her take it. A few years later she went back and found the same snowglobe and packed it in her luggage this time, and then it broke on the trip home. Fucking TSA
 sparenamelaptopdied: @cthulhu The day after the shoe-bomber thing, I was at Dusseldorf airport on my way home and got Tannoyed to go to security. I got taken to the tarmac next to the plane and asked to explain all the computer connectors/wires/tools etc in my hold luggage. They said "You could build a bomb with this.." I replied "I'm an engineer, I can build a bomb out of almost anything but I don't"
Image 217124   11-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
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 Yam: Hey Professor! Whats another name for Pirate Treasure?
Image 217123   11-24-17   Uploaded by    booger
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