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258473  Prostata: i don't think those recycle

258479  Prostata: bad vote for crop failure

258458  Not A Bot: *third sign* Oh, I didn't know that! I'll check with the police. I hope I don't have to pay a fine or anything. Guess if I do it probably won't be too much, I hope anyway. *4th sign*...

258485  sparename: Disarming in the footwell

258473  Warrax: Wow, I must have been wasted last night.

258483  sparename: "Three bottles of whisky constitutes ONE item, two loaves of bread constitutes ONE item .. and THREE steak and kidney bastard pies also constitutes one bloody item!!"

258248  Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258481  sparename: JustEinsTeenAngstThings

258481  Nope: Just thinkin bout relativity

258479  Sandor: That's a new switcharooni for me!

258479  Sandor: Optional: learn how to whack off an image

258478  ignatz: Ohhh Snap, Pull-Ups!

258477  AlexDeLarge: Wish I could find earbuds that stay in even half that well

258440  Mr. Butt: Myth busted!

258480  Side Boob: Hes helping!

258248  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine My dance card is full this trip, but Ill hit you up here if I come out next weekend.

258480  a robot: username/uploaod combo :D

258404  SuedeOxford: What SCP is this

258390  Side Boob: Sleep like an Egyptian.

258407  Side Boob: Where are my testicles, Summer?

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1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. dangerkeith3000
4. Scoo
5. tib gubb
6. Side Boob
7. Solemn
8. Mr Bleak
9. a robot
10. VeeKay



The top ten most commented-on images today:

258297 isosceleswaffle: Gradually becomes a disaster.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Looking forward to it. Cheers!

258329 wolfpk: Once we had a contest at work to see who could raise the most money for charity. My department had a barbecue. We placed the barbecue grill right under the exterior air intake vent. We had the whole building smelling of barbecue. We won, but were accused of cheating!

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 charlemagne: but I have no sister

258270 berlin: me too

258378 VeeKay: I'll get youse mutha duckas

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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InfiniteZero uploaded 258199 (822 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (770 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
NotHuman uploaded 258290 (741 points)
realjon uploaded 258167 (729 points)
logono uploaded 258207 (729 points)


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 6. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 7. NotHuman: 2292 points
 8. god666: 2117 points
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10. Bagels: 1868 points
11. bromide: 1867 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
13. Solemn: 1640 points
14. nathan: 1639 points
15. DerMantis: 1579 points
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Score:
248
 
 tib gubb: i've seen this sign in its natural habitat
 Knice: @Mad Collager She's pretty rad. :-) Return flight: #217183
 Micro Jackson: Caution: will not improve your choice of interior decor
 Mr. Whiskers: I left that sign behind in a move *tear.*
 Mad Collager: @Knice You knew this already, but your daughter is cool.
 Knice: I have that magnet on my fridge. My daughter put googly eyes on the lady and it is much improved.
 sparename: Coffee cannot be created or destroyed. I poop coffee
Image 217132   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Image 217131 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by hoobleton. We'll pray for you, hoobleton.
Score:
299
 
 grizzly: @Teechur they should.
 Teechur: @grizzly @sports Do they serve oyster crackers as an in-transit snack?
 grizzly: @sports London mass transit card.
 SCheeseman: @sports you buy oysters with it duh
Image 217130   11-24-17   Uploaded by    1979
Score:
355
 
 jazzjunkie: When in danger, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout!
 Not A Bot: Taking smoking to another level. Then another and another and another.
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
 a robot: Seems inefficient.
Image 217129   11-24-17   Uploaded by    god666
Score:
305
 
 Science: I'll be bringing the Chubby Hubby
 Korrok: Kinky...
 waffle iron: Bartles & Jaymes
 Mr. Shine: Count me in, whatever this is!
 sparename: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas??" ... "GRANDMA!!"
Image 217128   11-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
238
 
 Ulillillia: Yes.
 Sadbot: But I'm not funny enough to pull off a Galifinakis figure
 AFanOfSprite: @craftjunk NEVER
Image 217127   11-24-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
Score:
265
 
 tib gubb: oh wow. slingshots are really dangerous
 VeeKay: Oof. Get hit in the head with a ball bearing fired out of a catapult and you will die. Definitely.
 El Barto: "This is fine."
Image 217126   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
Score:
227
 
 apoxia: In reality people catching or hitting fast balls do not look at the ball. They use cues from how and when the ball is hit to calculate the trajectory (this is why tennis players grunt to mask the sound of the ball hitting their racket). Our brains are reliant on nerve conduction which is not instantaneous. Our experience of the world through our senses is around 40ms slower than what is happening in the world. Thus our brain is constantly projecting into the future to predict the movements required to complete a task.
 Micro Jackson: Now it all makes sense
 pusha p: How to break your neck by throwing a ball in your own face with full force.
Image 217125   11-24-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
Score:
155
 
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha Obvious Plant you devil!
 Teechur: @sparenamelaptopdied I could do more damage with my belt and shoelaces than someone could inflict on me with the pocketknife I'm not allowed to carry on flights.
 a robot: My mom tried to bring me home a snowglobe from Las Vegas once but had to leave it at the airport. It was tiny, definitely less than three ounces but security still wouldn't let her take it. A few years later she went back and found the same snowglobe and packed it in her luggage this time, and then it broke on the trip home. Fucking TSA
 sparenamelaptopdied: @cthulhu The day after the shoe-bomber thing, I was at Dusseldorf airport on my way home and got Tannoyed to go to security. I got taken to the tarmac next to the plane and asked to explain all the computer connectors/wires/tools etc in my hold luggage. They said "You could build a bomb with this.." I replied "I'm an engineer, I can build a bomb out of almost anything but I don't"
Image 217124   11-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
Score:
225
 
 Yam: Hey Professor! Whats another name for Pirate Treasure?
Image 217123   11-24-17   Uploaded by    booger
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