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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

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11. filthylaw: 1362 points
12. Gallifrasian: 1304 points
13. seahawks: 1201 points
14. E. HONDA: 1186 points
15. jonz: 1175 points
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 tib gubb: i've seen this sign in its natural habitat
 Knice: @Mad Collager She's pretty rad. :-) Return flight: #217183
 Micro Jackson: Caution: will not improve your choice of interior decor
 Mr. Whiskers: I left that sign behind in a move *tear.*
 Mad Collager: @Knice You knew this already, but your daughter is cool.
 Knice: I have that magnet on my fridge. My daughter put googly eyes on the lady and it is much improved.
 sparename: Coffee cannot be created or destroyed. I poop coffee
Image 217132   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Korrok
Image 217131 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

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 grizzly: @Teechur they should.
 Teechur: @grizzly @sports Do they serve oyster crackers as an in-transit snack?
 grizzly: @sports London mass transit card.
 SCheeseman: @sports you buy oysters with it duh
Image 217130   11-24-17   Uploaded by    1979
 jazzjunkie: When in danger, when in doubt; run in circles, scream and shout!
 Not A Bot: Taking smoking to another level. Then another and another and another.
 Derp Herpigan: Same.
 a robot: Seems inefficient.
Image 217129   11-24-17   Uploaded by    god666
 Science: I'll be bringing the Chubby Hubby
 Korrok: Kinky...
 Felicity: Bartles & Jaymes
 Mr. Shine: Count me in, whatever this is!
 sparename: "What's pink and wrinkly and hangs out Grandad's pyjamas??" ... "GRANDMA!!"
Image 217128   11-24-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
 Ulillillia: Yes.
 Sadbot: But I'm not funny enough to pull off a Galifinakis figure
 Yurishiro: @craftjunk NEVER
Image 217127   11-24-17   Uploaded by    johnnyc
 tib gubb: oh wow. slingshots are really dangerous
 VeeKay: Oof. Get hit in the head with a ball bearing fired out of a catapult and you will die. Definitely.
 El Barto: "This is fine."
Image 217126   11-24-17   Uploaded by    Bitcoin Burglar
 apoxia: In reality people catching or hitting fast balls do not look at the ball. They use cues from how and when the ball is hit to calculate the trajectory (this is why tennis players grunt to mask the sound of the ball hitting their racket). Our brains are reliant on nerve conduction which is not instantaneous. Our experience of the world through our senses is around 40ms slower than what is happening in the world. Thus our brain is constantly projecting into the future to predict the movements required to complete a task.
 Micro Jackson: Now it all makes sense
 Aufziehvogel: How to break your neck by throwing a ball in your own face with full force.
Image 217125   11-24-17   Uploaded by    DogsRGreat
 VeeKay: Ha ha ha Obvious Plant you devil!
 Teechur: @sparenamelaptopdied I could do more damage with my belt and shoelaces than someone could inflict on me with the pocketknife I'm not allowed to carry on flights.
 a robot: My mom tried to bring me home a snowglobe from Las Vegas once but had to leave it at the airport. It was tiny, definitely less than three ounces but security still wouldn't let her take it. A few years later she went back and found the same snowglobe and packed it in her luggage this time, and then it broke on the trip home. Fucking TSA
 sparenamelaptopdied: @cthulhu The day after the shoe-bomber thing, I was at Dusseldorf airport on my way home and got Tannoyed to go to security. I got taken to the tarmac next to the plane and asked to explain all the computer connectors/wires/tools etc in my hold luggage. They said "You could build a bomb with this.." I replied "I'm an engineer, I can build a bomb out of almost anything but I don't"
Image 217124   11-24-17   Uploaded by    not i spy
 Yam: Hey Professor! Whats another name for Pirate Treasure?
Image 217123   11-24-17   Uploaded by    booger
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