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233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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Score:
196
 
 Ulillillia: @JohnCarcinogen Heart Evans would also work.
 JohnCarcinogen: I like heart-horn. Are we still doing that?
 wolfpk: Girl loses her heart causing her to become a cold blooded killer. She later shows him how "worthless" it was.
 charlemagne: great, now I've lost the deposit on that porcelain heart
 Whatever: Sadly, women can be just as vicious as men when it comes to the affairs of the heart...
 VeeKay: When women kill...
 Christina: I vote sad: #117179.
 San DoDo: Well that's just depressing
 Knice: That's not your call, asshole.
Image 212413   10-30-17   Uploaded by    dorian
Score:
554
 
 Korrok: Neat...
 WTF: This always reminds me of the cartoons where the tounge flops across the floor and up the table leg to get the food.
 Knice: *opens bottle of hot sauce* (Just kidding, no way I'd do that. I would stick a cotton ball on it, though.)
Image 212412   10-30-17   Uploaded by    imaginary gf
Score:
271
 
 kornisjon: Insult to injury, thank you, kind sir.
 crazyfingers: @trelyate Ummmmmm
 trelyate: @John Blender I thought that was icing until like 5 years ago, but I never really watch hockey anyways
Image 212411   10-30-17   Uploaded by    totaljihad
Score:
500
 
 kornisjon: @Dan Tagonistic Did you get dantagonized?
 Not A Bot: sometimes people can walk a very short distance but still need a scooter to get around
 WaffleIron: Basically how any medic class works in any video game.
 Whatever: It's the current Bannon healthcare plan: We'll beat you until you get healthy!
 Christina: Dr Cop: not the public health care you deserve, but the one that get funded.
 Dan Tagonistic: I was possibly on the other end of that
Image 212410   10-30-17   Uploaded by    east bay
Score:
280
 
 kornisjon: Should I know the gentleman in the painting?
 Bluetocracy: She gets paid $500,000 a year to be the mascot of UNHCR for Angelina Jolie.
 dangerkeith3000: I'm diggin' the whole "Fremen-chic" look.
 Christina: Her eyes though.
Image 212409   10-30-17   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
204
 
 Spazstatic: They must really like the Dallas cowboys
Image 212408   10-30-17   Uploaded by    thrilhouse
Score:
424
 
 kornisjon: I get the feeling that someone is being mocked, but am unsure of who.
 glenalec: on average...
 Robespierre: This HairSwap app is weird.
 charlemagne: together we are greater then the sum of our parts
Image 212407   10-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
420
 
 kazzy94: ...at least until it goes down in the woods, I guess.
 Whatever: Must be one of those triple-changer transformers...
 Christina: Is your police health care? #212410
 tib gubb: is your car a helicopter?
Image 212406   10-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
521
 
 LurkedMoar: You say shello, I say good buy
 Robespierre: Bulky.
 Quackzy: I think this is a coach z reference. Shame on you
Image 212405   10-30-17   Uploaded by    kimjongun
Score:
354
 
 Bluetocracy: This guy's gonna go sleep with the mooses.
 charlemagne: alright boys, send in bubbles
Image 212404   10-30-17   Uploaded by    The Turks
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