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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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 Peter Pantsless: @zrj235 My spacefriends have helped me before, and they've already done it again
 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless well dude i wouln't know what to say really. a loss like that can really fuck with you, make you lose faith in anything. But, if random anonymous strangers can be nice to each other on the internet, really anything is possible.
 Peter Pantsless: You guys are absolutely the best. This is a huge loss and I didn't know who to talk to, but as always, I've got you guys. Thank you so much
 Peter Pantsless: @Spazstatic Thanks, friend. o7
 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless That's scary stuff. Hope you're doin as ok as possible. Condolences.
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless not to toot my own (button)horn but my comment on #210157 was in reference to you and was comment of the day
 Spazstatic: @Peter Pantsless you have most certainly been missed. I'm terribly saddened to hear the news.
 Knice: @Peter Pantsless I know and regret your loss. Welcome back, raddest of Spacefriends. Much love.
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I'll look at it. Thanks, friend
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny I like being lonesome but I am absolutely sick of carrying coffins. They're all dead. It's just me and my brother now :(
 propro: @Peter Pantsless There's a book by brain surgeon called 'do no harm', great bit of perspective on our incredible fragility. Love yours while you can, they are all miracles
 Peter Pantsless: @ignatz Brain tumor. She was fine and then she just...wasn't. I'm gonna be sad for awhile and I'm glad I have my spacefriends
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless i'm so sorry to hear, and you were absolutely missed (and i'll admit to worrying a bit too)
 ThoughtlessGentleman: to reap thine ownself is to truly know yourself. @Peter Pantsless so many pants related things happened.
 dirtstick: @Peter Pantsless that's awful. Hang with us for a while..
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Hell yeah! I was taking care of my mother, and she unfortunately didn't make it, but I'm back now. Very happy to know I was missed
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless hey and now you're here, stranger!! :-D
 Peter Pantsless: I'm in there somwhere
Image 211726   10-26-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
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 taxKilla: Are we ignoring the fact that most states require you to pay use tax on items when no sales tax was collected by the seller at the time of purchase?
 Teechur: But Big Mart has a Super Shopper card that will bring the cost of gas down $.30/gallon on your next fill-up.
Image 211725   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
424
 
 a robot: Those cats are enjoying the show
 piranharama: Laika?
 Greifer: Sure sounds funny when he barks
 BavidDowie: @Greifer Um...could you wait a few years? We're in a bit of a slump.
 Greifer: huuuman take me to your leader
 bag o bones: I'm applying for NASA.
Image 211724   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Taters
Score:
219
 
 Teechur: Only pawns? This game is a bust.
 BavidDowie: White always moves first.
Image 211723   10-26-17   Uploaded by    time is wastin
Score:
644
 
 Dick Inspector: Je suis un ananas
 redmonkey3: ... now THAT'S going to require somw special shampoo & conditioner
 FabricMan: Whose head is a pineapple under the sea?
Image 211722   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Callahan
Score:
383
 
 Spazstatic: I had a friend who did web design. Clients would always change their minds and try and give him advice and then complain that the redesign looked worse. This would occur for several days and then they'd start getting frustrated that it was taking so long.
 WTF: "Consulting"
 BavidDowie: You're insufferable, I hire someone else. -$100
 blablabla: The client knows best. Unfortunately best was an angry alcoholic
 Shay: Art is all over
 copunter: collaboration is my passion
Image 211721   10-26-17   Uploaded by    Mike Michael
Score:
395
 
 Science: mylife.jpg
 Dr Awkward: @ChubbyBuddy Yeah, that's all important and stuff, but have you ever actually had KFC's Double Down? Because Damn.
 ChubbyBuddy: modern life is a series of momentary hedonistic indulgences marketed and sold to us on the promise that a chicken sandwich where the bread is also chicken is somehow the panacea for our nihilistic woes when the real solution is freedom from even the desire to be happy
 Christina: That's because it isn't.
Image 211720   10-26-17   Uploaded by    jimbiscuit
Score:
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 Shay: @Uncle Phil HONK! HONK!
 Uncle Phil: Doug Funnie got weird after Disney bought it.
 Ulillillia: "And that's why we have to scrap Obamacare"
 Annoying Vegan : Buttghost
 Christina: You've gone to the wrong kind of doctor.
Image 211719   10-26-17   Uploaded by    sandwiches
Score:
423
 
 piranharama: Pimpster
 Not A Bot: Is this some anticapitalist message I'm not getting?
Image 211718   10-26-17   Uploaded by    ethernet
Score:
759
 
 Side Boob: He's a cute kitten and he knows it!
 Dan Tagonistic: What so smug about pusskins?
Image 211717   10-26-17   Uploaded by    metallica
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