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257662  Mr. Shine: *earth shattering quack*

257636  Not A Bot: In Soviet Russia, bread eats you!

257661  Amy Housewine: Dem eyebrows.

257650  Amy Housewine: pprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppp

257662  Amy Housewine: Harbour patrol duck will not stand for smugglers.

257656  VoR: Shame about that wide load truck

257657  VoR: Good god! What did you eat! ?

257468  FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257658  VoR: Eh?

257660  VoR: Ew grey blank space

257661  VoR: I'd buy this.

257651  Side Boob: I'm learning!

257656  Side Boob: @Butcherboy I have the song stuck in my head now :P

257510  FireBreathingMarmot: Livin a lie.

257536  FireBreathingMarmot: Cindy Sherman got a new app

257654  Shay: She moonlights as a thrash metal guitarist at night.

257642  2Berries: @petepuma i saw smile with little boobs, but to each their own

257613  FireBreathingMarmot: Meddling kids.

257657  petepuma: toilet cat is watching you OH GOD WHYYYYY

257652  Mexico: @Sadbot @Robespierre I'm glad my dad isn't, nor has even been, like this.

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These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Mr. Shine
2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Knice
5. Shay
6. Whatever
7. Amy Housewine
8. dangerkeith3000
9. a robot
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257634 UltraBeverly: Glen AND Glenda!

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257626 Otterman: Oh God, ew. I'll have the crab juice.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Scoo uploaded 257414 (1434 points)
matos uploaded 257522 (1038 points)
Fantasy uploaded 257364 (972 points)
funy speling uploaded 257519 (920 points)
fakeplastic uploaded 257201 (915 points)
pirate uploaded 257308 (904 points)
Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Snow Plow uploaded 257238 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (844 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (828 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (778 points)
Watch Out uploaded 257579 (766 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. Supermansbrother: 13854 points
 2. Laree: 6343 points
 3. Shay: 3348 points
 4. Annoying Vegan : 3060 points
 5. Amy Housewine: 2914 points
 6. Mr. Shine: 2550 points
 7. WannaBee: 2466 points
 8. dangerkeith3000: 2405 points
 9. Scoo: 2302 points
10. CompletelyJoking: 1961 points
11. Side Boob: 1910 points
12. Sharkface: 1796 points
13. Hyphae: 1758 points
14. edgarallendoh: 1705 points
15. rip odb: 1663 points
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Score:
819
 
 SlapDaddy72: double rad
 Himesama: Sassy cat
 wolfpk: Today #207604
Image 207605   10-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
764
 
 Mommmma: My marbles!
 SlapDaddy72: how can I say no to that face
 Himesama: Now you die!
 wolfpk: Younger #207605
 PenguinBartender: That cat is either messed up on catnip, or they never found the photographer's body.
 Ulillillia: Pupils are nice
 WaffleIron: So dilated! So 'dorable!
Image 207604   10-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
201
 
 Jabberwikket: @msmstud Does a grizzly bear merchandise in the woods? You can bet your nachos it does
 Wooden Spoon: Massage your kitty with a kitty
 wolfpk: You know what else they call a "massageer"....
 UltraBeverly: Nermal is not for internal use
 msmstud: Oh. w.h.o.r.e. is swapped out for grizzly bear. Damn you, friendly spaceship.
 msmstud: Jim Davis you merchandising grizzly bear. I envy you.
 Ulillillia: It will make you like Mondays
Image 207603   10-05-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
485
 
 Jabberwikket: From what I gather, many Americans encountering a Huntsman spider would be calling the bomb squad
 butt poop: Understandable. Domestic disturbance calls can be some of the most dangerous calls a police officer can respond to. Now add spiders
 tib gubb: spiders... bad?
 Mommmma: People think it's funny that he was screaming about a spider in his house but spiders in Australia are freaking terrifying. They can kill with a look. I'm only kinda kidding.
 PenguinBartender: I don't get it, was he alone, or was he with a spider...Was the spider on the phone?
Image 207602   10-05-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
332
 
 Disclosure: @Skinr hahahahah
 Skinr: "Some days you just can't get rid of 'em, bub!"
Image 207601   10-05-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
366
 
 Mommmma: Those are BigMacs in the middle. McDonald has gotten weird.
 SlapDaddy72: happy yum yum burger yay!
 DangitBobby: Year of the Yankee
Image 207600   10-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
407
 
 Joseph: That's cute.
 raditzu: Mads Mikkelsen - the early days.
 Ulillillia: So that's why they're called tweets.
 Supermansbrother: @Mr. Butt It's all cats and dogs now. What can you do?
 Skinr: @when so ...So, Arpanet?
 when so: Like the human internet, but with feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton.
 Amy Housewine: The winged web.
 WaffleIron: Crap that's my password!
 Mr. Butt: Return of Birdo-Gator!
Image 207599   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
430
 
 ani625: Cactus skyscrapers
 WaffleIron: For the glory of Cactan!
Image 207598   10-05-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
207
 
 Ulillillia: I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too.
 Oh Don Piano: @kinggheedra The impression I get is that this is not what she really looks like. Not only is she making a face, she might even have Photoshopped it
 Skinr: @kinggheedra It looks like she's grimacing at the taste of that drink, so I'm leaning towards the former.
 kinggheedra: Is she making a face or are you using aggro gator to mock someone's appearance?
Image 207597   10-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
367
 
 Dr Awkward: You need to control your impulses.
Image 207596   10-05-17   Uploaded by    confession
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