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221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

221265  Shay: Butt what?

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3. tib gubb
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9. apoxia
10. Ulillillia



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221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 220954 (723 points)
ColdHotCool uploaded 221056 (709 points)
hat thrab uploaded 220996 (707 points)
Lorm Bembo uploaded 220909 (704 points)
apoxia uploaded 221080 (703 points)
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 5. killme: 1679 points
 6. Brain: 1657 points
 7. logono: 1501 points
 8. robford: 1494 points
 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
13. jonz: 1329 points
14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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Score:
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 SlapDaddy72: double rad
 Himesama: Sassy cat
 wolfpk: Today #207604
Image 207605   10-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
739
 
 Mommmma: My marbles!
 SlapDaddy72: how can I say no to that face
 Himesama: Now you die!
 wolfpk: Younger #207605
 PenguinBartender: That cat is either messed up on catnip, or they never found the photographer's body.
 Ulillillia: Pupils are nice
 WaffleIron: So dilated! So 'dorable!
Image 207604   10-05-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
201
 
 Jabberwikket: @msmstud Does a grizzly bear merchandise in the woods? You can bet your nachos it does
 Wooden Spoon: Massage your kitty with a kitty
 wolfpk: You know what else they call a "massageer"....
 UltraBeverly: Nermal is not for internal use
 msmstud: Oh. w.h.o.r.e. is swapped out for grizzly bear. Damn you, friendly spaceship.
 msmstud: Jim Davis you merchandising grizzly bear. I envy you.
 Ulillillia: It will make you like Mondays
Image 207603   10-05-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
485
 
 Jabberwikket: From what I gather, many Americans encountering a Huntsman spider would be calling the bomb squad
 Felicity: Understandable. Domestic disturbance calls can be some of the most dangerous calls a police officer can respond to. Now add spiders
 tib gubb: spiders... bad?
 Mommmma: People think it's funny that he was screaming about a spider in his house but spiders in Australia are freaking terrifying. They can kill with a look. I'm only kinda kidding.
 PenguinBartender: I don't get it, was he alone, or was he with a spider...Was the spider on the phone?
Image 207602   10-05-17   Uploaded by    parrotsnest
Score:
332
 
 Disclosure: @Skinr hahahahah
 Skinr: "Some days you just can't get rid of 'em, bub!"
Image 207601   10-05-17   Uploaded by    jayjay
Score:
366
 
 Mommmma: Those are BigMacs in the middle. McDonald has gotten weird.
 SlapDaddy72: happy yum yum burger yay!
 DangitBobby: Year of the Yankee
Image 207600   10-05-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
407
 
 Joseph: That's cute.
 raditzu: Mads Mikkelsen - the early days.
 Ulillillia: So that's why they're called tweets.
 Supermansbrother: @Mr. Butt It's all cats and dogs now. What can you do?
 Skinr: @when so ...So, Arpanet?
 when so: Like the human internet, but with feathers, toothless beaked jaws, the laying of hard-shelled eggs, a high metabolic rate, a four-chambered heart, and a strong yet lightweight skeleton.
 Amy Housewine: The winged web.
 WaffleIron: Crap that's my password!
 Mr. Butt: Return of Birdo-Gator!
Image 207599   10-05-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
430
 
 Felicity: Cactus skyscrapers
 WaffleIron: For the glory of Cactan!
Image 207598   10-05-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
207
 
 Ulillillia: I noticed you have braces. I have braces, too.
 Felicity: @kinggheedra The impression I get is that this is not what she really looks like. Not only is she making a face, she might even have Photoshopped it
 Skinr: @kinggheedra It looks like she's grimacing at the taste of that drink, so I'm leaning towards the former.
 kinggheedra: Is she making a face or are you using aggro gator to mock someone's appearance?
Image 207597   10-05-17   Uploaded by    NoOneImportant
Score:
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 Dr Awkward: You need to control your impulses.
Image 207596   10-05-17   Uploaded by    confession
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