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210465  Bagels: That's not even close to legible

210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

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210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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 Salmonella: Greyhounds are famous for not sharing.
 A duck: Old dogs are the best dogs
 a robot: #206095 approves.
 Peach: woahhhh, what was in that pupsicle?
Image 206259   09-28-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
538
 
 Jabberwikket: Wait till it gets a load of THIS ![Whips phone across the room]
 zrj235: Thanks, I'm really committed to fitness and it feels good to have feedback, any feedback at all.
 Ulillillia: Great job on that 0 cropping you just did!
Image 206258   09-28-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
354
 
 zrj235: The definition of alphabetical by last name
 Spazstatic: Nguyen-ing!
 Felicity: And not a single Dustin :-(
 Felicity: @FabricMan As in full of win?
 Shay: @moogerator @FabricMan *Nguyen
 FabricMan: This school is full on Nyguen!
 Peach: Besides family I've never met anyone with my last name :(
Image 206257   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
275
 
 zrj235: fuuuuuck i can't even remember this. or where i am. or what i was just trying to do. or what this glowing plastic box in front of me is for. or what those little squiggles and dots are supposed to be. *security question confirm please enter new password* What is a password?
 Xeno: Well?
 Prostata: raises hand
 ChubbyBuddy: it's an honor just to be nominated
 Derp Herpigan: Is it me?
Image 206256   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
130
 
 zrj235: @grizzly well we're all entitled to out opinions but ... FUCK YEA BEST EVERY DAY TREE EVER
 grizzly: No it isn't.
Image 206255   09-28-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
436
 
 zrj235: need to put some small lasers and SRMs on that locust or u gonna get fucked up
 Wooden Spoon: Baba Yaga going high tech
 A duck: Sorry Skullnado, this is now the raddest thing ever
 grizzly: @duckfarts shit. We got them hoverboard things not allowed on airplanes now!
 Felicity: Not quite a chicken walker: knees point forward
 Prostata: do want
 duckfarts: IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF 2020, HATERS GONNA HATE
 UnknownSample: Activate: Skipping Mode.
 WaffleIron: Congratulations on that 0 seconds of walking you just did.
 NotHuman: Stupid
Image 206254   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
412
 
 zrj235: DOC MANHATTAN YOU'RE DRUNK, GO BACK TO BED
 Not A Bot: I remember that they used to give away a ford windstar as the top prize on family doubledare, I always figured there was a caveat.
 Felicity: Rad for Chicago font (despite bad Photoshop blurs)
 jochenau: Did they make an OoT dating sim or something? Eesh.
 duckfarts: Yo get outta the way navi
 Scoo: 'Sup
 cenecia: Listen.
 Peach: *listening intensifies*
Image 206253   09-28-17   Uploaded by    tea
Image 206252 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ani625. Boo, ani625.
Score:
402
 
 ChubbyBuddy: start with the edges and work inward
 Ulillillia: Peppa pigsaw
Image 206251   09-28-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
483
 
 a robot: I don't remember this scene from "Convoy."
 grizzly: #East bound and down! Loaded up and truckin'!#
 Mad Collager: Take that, Evel Knievel!
 Side Boob: @Robespierre Commander Cody is not in my chain of command. I served under The General Lee (the car) from '79 to 85. :P
 Robespierre: 'Twas Commander Cody that flew the truck, @Side Boob
 Side Boob: Them Duke boys done it again!
Image 206250   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
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