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221285  Relp: You mess with the bean, you get the whole burrito!

221270  Dr Awkward: Keep Britain Tidy.

221285  PlzPlzMe: You seem to be lost taco boy, this is burrito territory ese.

221272  Not A Bot: Christmas presents ain't gonna buy themselves.

221285  jem: I know a swedish metal songer that has tattoed "korv brd" like that, it means hot dog and bread

221274  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward "IT support"

221283  Stoner: You'll be all like, "That's cool, i guess".

221273  Dr Awkward: Must have already left the fox on the other side.

221114  tib gubb: metapod?

221274  Dr Awkward: Rolling out your computer's IT band, eh?

221121  tib gubb: well that's shitty

221283  runny999: How else would they get the meat for crabby patties?

221275  Mr. Butt: It's a classic for a reason, folks.

221275  Shay: Truth in advertising.

221271  Amy Housewine: "It just takes a minute/to bag it/and bin it!"

221268  bug: *eats cake anyway* ...*masturbates*

221236  a sedated moose: I don't care that this report is repost repost, I still love this.

221283  Baby Jesus: No wonder I've never seen Larry at the Krusty Krab

221271  bug: ...by throwing away the BeeGees.

221274  bug: Life finds a way.

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2. Felicity
3. tib gubb
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5. blendedtwice
6. Peter Pantsless
7. zrj235
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9. apoxia
10. Ulillillia



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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

221089 ignatz: @White Rice I have something vaguely similar on my snowboard boots but not powered..

221026 antipatterns: TIL YOU'RE... BLEEDING...

221114 tib gubb: metapod?

221163 kornisjon: @Nope That's disappointing.

221193 ThatGuy: This pleases me.

221169 Skaalar: Get in fuckin line

221091 Dr Awkward: @Science Agreed. I'm obviously talking about the large, out of control fires. I live in an area that constantly has controlled burns, but 7 years ago there was a fire that burnt 40k acres and was a quarter mile from the neighborhood I live in (didn't live here at the time)

221214 apoxia: Then on another page you see the pig family gathering for dinner with a ham on the table.

221076 BlarfyB: Wait is that pasta going in or coming out?



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Morpen Lungus uploaded 220954 (723 points)
ColdHotCool uploaded 221056 (709 points)
hat thrab uploaded 220996 (707 points)
Lorm Bembo uploaded 220909 (704 points)
apoxia uploaded 221080 (703 points)
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 3. Robespierre: 2483 points
 4. Side Boob: 2216 points
 5. killme: 1679 points
 6. Brain: 1657 points
 7. logono: 1501 points
 8. robford: 1494 points
 9. Shay: 1402 points
10. Jolly Well: 1385 points
11. tea: 1345 points
12. ColdHotCool: 1334 points
13. jonz: 1329 points
14. Gallifrasian: 1279 points
15. Extreme Locorito: 1268 points
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 Salmonella: Greyhounds are famous for not sharing.
 A duck: Old dogs are the best dogs
 a robot: #206095 approves.
 Peach: woahhhh, what was in that pupsicle?
Image 206259   09-28-17   Uploaded by    shwoarty
Score:
538
 
 Jabberwikket: Wait till it gets a load of THIS ![Whips phone across the room]
 zrj235: Thanks, I'm really committed to fitness and it feels good to have feedback, any feedback at all.
 Ulillillia: Great job on that 0 cropping you just did!
Image 206258   09-28-17   Uploaded by    space
Score:
354
 
 zrj235: The definition of alphabetical by last name
 Spazstatic: Nguyen-ing!
 Felicity: And not a single Dustin :-(
 Felicity: @FabricMan As in full of win?
 Shay: @moogerator @FabricMan *Nguyen
 FabricMan: This school is full on Nyguen!
 Peach: Besides family I've never met anyone with my last name :(
Image 206257   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
275
 
 zrj235: fuuuuuck i can't even remember this. or where i am. or what i was just trying to do. or what this glowing plastic box in front of me is for. or what those little squiggles and dots are supposed to be. *security question confirm please enter new password* What is a password?
 Xeno: Well?
 Prostata: raises hand
 ChubbyBuddy: it's an honor just to be nominated
 Derp Herpigan: Is it me?
Image 206256   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Mord Tingies
Score:
130
 
 zrj235: @grizzly well we're all entitled to out opinions but ... FUCK YEA BEST EVERY DAY TREE EVER
 grizzly: No it isn't.
Image 206255   09-28-17   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Score:
436
 
 zrj235: need to put some small lasers and SRMs on that locust or u gonna get fucked up
 Wooden Spoon: Baba Yaga going high tech
 A duck: Sorry Skullnado, this is now the raddest thing ever
 grizzly: @duckfarts shit. We got them hoverboard things not allowed on airplanes now!
 Felicity: Not quite a chicken walker: knees point forward
 Prostata: do want
 duckfarts: IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF 2020, HATERS GONNA HATE
 UnknownSample: Activate: Skipping Mode.
 WaffleIron: Congratulations on that 0 seconds of walking you just did.
 NotHuman: Stupid
Image 206254   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
Score:
412
 
 zrj235: DOC MANHATTAN YOU'RE DRUNK, GO BACK TO BED
 Not A Bot: I remember that they used to give away a ford windstar as the top prize on family doubledare, I always figured there was a caveat.
 Felicity: Rad for Chicago font (despite bad Photoshop blurs)
 jochenau: Did they make an OoT dating sim or something? Eesh.
 duckfarts: Yo get outta the way navi
 Scoo: 'Sup
 cenecia: Listen.
 Peach: *listening intensifies*
Image 206253   09-28-17   Uploaded by    tea
Image 206252 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by ani625. We'll pray for you, ani625.
Score:
402
 
 ChubbyBuddy: start with the edges and work inward
 Ulillillia: Peppa pigsaw
Image 206251   09-28-17   Uploaded by    greenbean
Score:
483
 
 a robot: I don't remember this scene from "Convoy."
 grizzly: #East bound and down! Loaded up and truckin'!#
 Mad Collager: Take that, Evel Knievel!
 Side Boob: @Robespierre Commander Cody is not in my chain of command. I served under The General Lee (the car) from '79 to 85. :P
 Robespierre: 'Twas Commander Cody that flew the truck, @Side Boob
 Side Boob: Them Duke boys done it again!
Image 206250   09-28-17   Uploaded by    Drunk Orc
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