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258180  Yam: Wait, is this Calgary?

258150  a robot: Betty White is older than sliced bread

258153  a robot: You rock that three-piece suit, bowler hat, umbrella and red thigh-high boots, Mr. Businessman

258167  a robot: Your dog is a very good mother to that baby polar bear!

258173  Mr. Shine: It's what they call me down at the clinic.

258175  Mr. Shine: I'm disappointed in myself because I'm not sure if i can hug them all at once.

258176  a robot: Bout to drop the hottest album of summer 2018

258176  Mr. Shine: These puppies look like they're planning a casino heist.

258177  Mr. Shine: *angrily takes pet moose and exits*

258163  Astanapan: If heroes of might and magic has taught me anything, there are another 16-45 dogs in there.

258163  bug: We should change the official header of the Friendly Spaceship to this doormat.

258177  Scoo: A moose once dated my sister

258166  Scoo: Translation: we have no legal authority to fine you for not paying so we're going to ask you pleasepleaseplease pay next time okthanks?

258179  Nope: Ted and Ed Cruise

258162  grizzly: Just boo it. I'm crying over that shit.

258182  Nope: Mike seen here pre meal

258175  Solemn: @wolfpk Huh. Never would have guessed.

258178  copunter: if you survived the 70's, you probably chop up lines on your phone like this:

258179  copunter: wow, this has some nice touches to it. @Drunk Orc -- advanced shoopniques!

258173  Prostata: An anagram of "donald trump" is "lord damp nut"

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258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258089 Warrax: Harison ciked me in the penis

258111 Warrax: I just want to know what's wrong with them that they had to go in the garbage. I mean, it's a fairly simple device.

257969 WannaBee: The before picture #258041

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258044 Mr. Butt: Been playing a lot of Monster Hunter lately. I really like how it allows me to neurotically hoard herbs and mushrooms instead of getting good at the combat.

258069 dangerkeith3000: He's trying to find mosquitoes in amber so he can create another Jurassic Park.

258106 SuedeOxford: I would settle for just free.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck



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Score:
330
 
 jochenau: Terrible ideas.jpg
 ignatz: Ok DM all is forgiven..
 ignatz: GA-SHPLUCT!
Image 204811   09-21-17   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
249
 
 Mr Bleak: @dangerkeith3000 Chaotic Asshole?
 Mr. Shine: Fair enough
 Warrax: Scorched earth
 Taters: Good.
 Soaps Pierre: Lawful evil.
Image 204810   09-21-17   Uploaded by    reagan
Score:
125
 
 jochenau: More proof that professors live in their own private worlds.
 WaffleIron: information, food and mountains are all still there at 12:30
 Rent A Dog: Sleep. Sleep always. Sleep forever
 Ulillillia: True; I just didn't go on the ski trip.
 fanny: Most likely i will choose sleep late for all three decisions.
 FabricMan: Study for a test, or be a Viking?
 ChubbyBuddy: sleep is better than skiing and learning and your breakfast will still be there at ten thirty
Image 204809   09-21-17   Uploaded by    the snark
Score:
530
 
 funny in the wall: What's with all the potato babes? Not that I'm not in to it... Slavic genes run deep
 Ulillillia: @XLY spudophile
 XLY: I am sexually attracted to potatoes
 WaffleIron: I recently learned that in the Netherlands farmers get more than double the average yield of potatoes. There's an excellent National Geographic article about it.
 Crim Tender: @Prostata icwutudidthur
 tib gubb: she can treat me just like potato any day
 UltraBeverly: My old neighbor ran hotpotatosex.com out of her apartment, that's not her, but that's some sweet yukon gold right there.
 kornisjon: That's the right way to treat a potato.
 Cami: My dad just dug up his potato patch. It was an excellent harvest but sadly no women.
 Cami: 1! ... 2! ... 3! ...
 Ment Thorp: I hope the potatoes make her very happy.
 Prostata: *music plays* [bawm chicka bawm bawm...]
 Haute and sweaty: Yessss... keep feeding my agriporn addiction.
 Prostata: i like where this is going...
 Side Boob: There is no potato. Only secret police.
 ChubbyBuddy: i only have eyes for you
 Not A Bot: wedding dress with one strap seems an odd choice
Image 204808   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
380
 
 Mr. Shine: @Knice *Crashing guitar riffs*
 Air Biscuit: Portable easter island.
 Knice: #Gotta keep 'em corrugated#
Image 204807   09-21-17   Uploaded by    flushpuppy
Score:
612
 
 Mr Bleak: Two pints of Biter and a Swan Lager, please.
 BavidDowie: ...double Irish Cream?
 Mr. Shine: *pushes drink off bar* "Another!"
 romangreek: "Set 'em up"
 wordjones: Dez nuts
 Urn BooUrn: Another White Russian. I got alot of forgetting to do.
 Haute and sweaty: Luck o' the Irish.
 Mexico: Two meowtinis, please.
Image 204806   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
Score:
196
 
 Mr Bleak: @Science Nah, he's a Ginger - they don't have souls. South Park told me so.
 Mr. Shine: Pimple =/= freckle
 waynelord: Before they decided on the name "Photoshop" the developers went thru several other working names. Most notably, "Pimple Eraser".
 Science: Soul eraser
Image 204805   09-21-17   Uploaded by    BFHoodrich
Score:
206
 
 Hosebag: Get Orf Moy Lan!
 Air Biscuit: "Ouch! My sound barrier!"
 ignatz: @Science #204811 already did;)
 Cami: We called them land mines.
 Science: @ignatz: You take that back!
 ignatz: KLOONT! SPAKLONG! Sorry but DM was lame, as was much of MAD
 berlin: Squart
Image 204804   09-21-17   Uploaded by    Phum Munts
Score:
340
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob that too
 Side Boob: @ChubbyBuddy I was referring to the FBI classifying them as a criminal organization. People have lost their jobs because they were fans of the band, and that's weapons-grade bullshit, IMO
 ChubbyBuddy: @Side Boob ICP is surprisingly leftwing. the basic thesis is: I'm a freak but so is everyone else, so i shouldn't judge people at all. Their fanbase is largely disaffected poor white people in the deindustrialized midwest, the same demographics seduced by hate groups and the alt-right. Their music may seem dumb and silly, and it is, but I would much rather an awkward self hating teenager wear greasepaint than a white hood. the violent imagery in the lyrics is always tempered with a heavy dose of humor, satire, and absurdity. Angry kids get to express that anger in a harmless mosh pit swimming in Faygo instead of sitting alone combing the bowels of stormfront and 4chan, getting slowly radicalized over time by consequence-free online interactions with other basement dwelling MAGA CHUDs.
 Frum Temps: "Juggalos: Making years weird since 1989."
 Side Boob: And here I thought I'd never be on the same side of an argument as the juggalos.
 ignatz: 2018 will be Beard and Rad
Image 204803   09-21-17   Uploaded by    ChubbyBuddy
Score:
558
 
 Haute and sweaty: No, I swear! The wildlife loves it when I dress them up!
 cakefizzle: I don't think I can survive this amount of cute
 iCEy: In mufti - that sure doesn't look like an old gum tree to me.
Image 204802   09-21-17   Uploaded by    hajjpodge
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