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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

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 Dr Awkward: The front brakes always seemed like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
 SpaceCow: No matter what is on you device, the moment you strap these one, your headphones begin playing "Dancing Queen."
 Knice: How the hell do you sharpen those?
Image 200598   08-31-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 antipatterns: well i'm sad now because this is likely a monkey killed by a poacher
 cenecia: No Koba! We must make peace with the humans!
 annterland: This seems like such a bad idea
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
 Knice: Gorilla warfare?
 mrd0t: Now, run.
 Zukero: Planet of the apes / Shooter crossover looking nice.
 Side Boob: Welp, we're fucked now
 savvoy: "...and then I thought, at what point was the monkey every really in control of the rifle?"
 San DoDo: Stop monkeying around
 Catcat: He heard that dried and powdered ears of a Chinaman is a great aphrodisiac!
 Catcat: Counter-poaching!
Image 200597   08-31-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 BavidDowie: I am the Floof King
 ASTER: "Aw, meow meow meow", I thought, because I'm a dipshit who forgot Animal Noises, I guess.
 Catcat: Ah, little Icarus...
Image 200596   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Dr Awkward: The Crane is apparently a much better parent than the human taking the picture.
 BavidDowie: Someone's crane-ky
 Derp Herpigan: A wild Fearow appeared!
 Mad Collager: @Catcat Kid is too big. Don't send a stork to do a crane's job!
 Science: "You are no match for my Crane-style Kung-Fu!"
 piranharama: Achievement Unlocked: Phobia
 San DoDo: Wrong gated community Mothefucker!
 Catcat: I guess this is how "product recall" works in baby delivery business
 Teechur: Can we be finished with the Jurassic World Chris Pratt-velociraptor scene remakes?
Image 200595   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 El hefe: You are what you eat
 BavidDowie: Yo!
 San DoDo: Hay, why the long face
 Nopetology: Somebody took their girlfriend for a roll in the hay.
Image 200594   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Felicity: @SpaceCow I dont care any mow [repeat one million times]
 SpaceCow: The picture that inspired Phil Collins.
 Catcat: The sigh is universal
 Nopetology: Me neither
Image 200593   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: Nocturnal nasties
 piranharama: Trollasaurus Rex
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, stop doing "Wazzuuuup". It was never funny.
 dobbiesdoogs: we're two of a kind
Image 200592   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 El hefe: At least he didn't sell his watch to buy her a comb
 Scoo: D'aww
 Catcat: of is Chinese?
 Amy Housewine: I'm a little bit shorter and he has a big behind.
Image 200591   08-31-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 charlemagne: I am the lizard queen
 Teechur: That's not milk. You can put it on your cereal if you want, I guess. Just don't try to mix chocolate powder into it.
Image 200590   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: "414 Request-URI Too Large", sayeth nginx/1/11/5
 Nopetology: Talk LIVE to the Dog of Darkness.
Image 200589   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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