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228482  Otterman: Request more information, please.

228489  Otterman: Superglue makes posing cats SO much easier.

228490  barfolomew: Yeah, hipsters like to pretend they invented being pissy, but really, we've been assholes forever.

228493  Prostata: Spike Jones and his City Slickers!

228494  barfolomew: Technology has officially gone too far.

228485  Yurishiro: I'm glad none of your ancestors made the choice to not procreate.

228492  Ulillillia: Nice cropping, 'A' Hole.

228487  Yurishiro: y u no pet mee?

228492  Yurishiro: heh, clever

228488  Ulillillia: Next door to Waffle House

228493  Yurishiro: Ahoy, fair maiden!

228474  Coach Teacher: I'll play you for 40 billion dollars, man.

228477  Coach Teacher: Technically still liquid.

228480  Coach Teacher: As a chef, i see nothing wrong with this.

228490  Prostata: @tokyopig that's Pat's Steaks in Philly. It's been there since 1930 and they're famously grumpy.

228480  FabricMan: It's okay. Those are Free & Gentle Tide Pods(tm)! They're perfectly safe to eat

228485  FabricMan: You're looking very healthy

228032  Science: @Matricii: That's what hirelings are for. Never go delving without them.

228488  Coach Teacher: Kevin Spacey's new shop.

228490  Coach Teacher: @Ulillillia Never been to Philadelphia? Vo get yo whiz whiz on, sunshine.

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228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228301 charlemagne: I made the radiohead logo on my mario kart ds

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.



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11. Fast Sloth: 1961 points
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Score:
291
 
 Dr Awkward: The front brakes always seemed like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
 SpaceCow: No matter what is on you device, the moment you strap these one, your headphones begin playing "Dancing Queen."
 Knice: How the hell do you sharpen those?
Image 200598   08-31-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
Score:
480
 
 antipatterns: well i'm sad now because this is likely a monkey killed by a poacher
 cenecia: No Koba! We must make peace with the humans!
 annterland: This seems like such a bad idea
 Aufziehvogel: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
 Knice: Gorilla warfare?
 mrd0t: Now, run.
 Zukero: Planet of the apes / Shooter crossover looking nice.
 Side Boob: Welp, we're fucked now
 savvoy: "...and then I thought, at what point was the monkey every really in control of the rifle?"
 San DoDo: Stop monkeying around
 Catcat: He heard that dried and powdered ears of a Chinaman is a great aphrodisiac!
 Catcat: Counter-poaching!
Image 200597   08-31-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
Score:
730
 
 BavidDowie: I am the Floof King
 ASTER: "Aw, meow meow meow", I thought, because I'm a dipshit who forgot Animal Noises, I guess.
 Catcat: Ah, little Icarus...
Image 200596   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
587
 
 Dr Awkward: The Crane is apparently a much better parent than the human taking the picture.
 BavidDowie: Someone's crane-ky
 Derp Herpigan: A wild Fearow appeared!
 Mad Collager: @Catcat Kid is too big. Don't send a stork to do a crane's job!
 Science: "You are no match for my Crane-style Kung-Fu!"
 piranharama: Achievement Unlocked: Phobia
 San DoDo: Wrong gated community Mothefucker!
 Catcat: I guess this is how "product recall" works in baby delivery business
 Teechur: Can we be finished with the Jurassic World Chris Pratt-velociraptor scene remakes?
Image 200595   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
Score:
572
 
 El hefe: You are what you eat
 BavidDowie: Yo!
 San DoDo: Hay, why the long face
 Nopetology: Somebody took their girlfriend for a roll in the hay.
Image 200594   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
437
 
 Felicity: @SpaceCow I dont care any mow [repeat one million times]
 SpaceCow: The picture that inspired Phil Collins.
 Catcat: The sigh is universal
 Nopetology: Me neither
Image 200593   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
599
 
 Robespierre: Nocturnal nasties
 piranharama: Trollasaurus Rex
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, stop doing "Wazzuuuup". It was never funny.
 dobbiesdoogs: we're two of a kind
Image 200592   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
266
 
 El hefe: At least he didn't sell his watch to buy her a comb
 Scoo: D'aww
 Catcat: ...one of is Chinese?
 Amy Housewine: I'm a little bit shorter and he has a big behind.
Image 200591   08-31-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
Score:
564
 
 charlemagne: I am the lizard queen
 Teechur: That's not milk. You can put it on your cereal if you want, I guess. Just don't try to mix chocolate powder into it.
Image 200590   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
420
 
 Robespierre: "414 Request-URI Too Large", sayeth nginx/1/11/5
 Nopetology: Talk LIVE to the Dog of Darkness.
Image 200589   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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