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272635  Side Boob: *Sweet Georgia Brown plays in background*

272645  charlemagne: once the other players go home I'm allowed on the pitch yippee

272648  charlemagne: weegies

272654  charlemagne: @Jalamunch Totorito rather have no heart then no sandwich

272643  lecj07: "I see you taking pics. Think you so clever doing it as a selfie."

272653  grizzly: What has brown done for me lately?

272658  grizzly: It's normally all the terrible things done to people that leads to alcoholism!

272586  tib gubb: @Not A Bot We here at spaceship have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to incubate cyber-macro-magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will envisioneer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "blog-based". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.

272651  a robot: I'd rather pet this kitty :P

272652  a robot: I mean this is a cute baby, but...

272655  tib gubb: US honeybees are stingerless - didja know

272639  phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272653  tib gubb: i bringed you this

272647  Spazstatic: CATS ARE KNICE

272653  Spazstatic: United Pupper Service.

272648  Mr. Whiskers: Is that player doing the Carlton?

272659  Vault Dweller: Love the zero effort with the carrots

272618  grizzly: Show offs.

272624  Not A Bot: It's usually spelled Mabel

272580  InfiniteZero: Looool @Skinr

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272639 phonk: WHAT?? In what??? Slowest credits ever!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272425 Nope: @lecj07 thank you for your service

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 maura: The front brakes always seemed like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
 SpaceCow: No matter what is on you device, the moment you strap these one, your headphones begin playing "Dancing Queen."
 Knice: How the hell do you sharpen those?
Image 200598   08-31-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 dad: well i'm sad now because this is likely a monkey killed by a poacher
 cenecia: No Koba! We must make peace with the humans!
 annterland: This seems like such a bad idea
 breadtoaster: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
 Knice: Gorilla warfare?
 mrd0t: Now, run.
 Zukero: Planet of the apes / Shooter crossover looking nice.
 Side Boob: Welp, we're fucked now
 savvoy: "...and then I thought, at what point was the monkey every really in control of the rifle?"
 San DoDo: Stop monkeying around
 Catcat: He heard that dried and powdered ears of a Chinaman is a great aphrodisiac!
 Catcat: Counter-poaching!
Image 200597   08-31-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 BavidDowie: I am the Floof King
 ASTER: "Aw, meow meow meow", I thought, because I'm a dipshit who forgot Animal Noises, I guess.
 Catcat: Ah, little Icarus...
Image 200596   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 majorchamp: The Crane is apparently a much better parent than the human taking the picture.
 BavidDowie: Someone's crane-ky
 Derp Herpigan: A wild Fearow appeared!
 Mad Collager: @Catcat Kid is too big. Don't send a stork to do a crane's job!
 Science: "You are no match for my Crane-style Kung-Fu!"
 piranharama: Achievement Unlocked: Phobia
 San DoDo: Wrong gated community Mothefucker!
 Catcat: I guess this is how "product recall" works in baby delivery business
 Teechur: Can we be finished with the Jurassic World Chris Pratt-velociraptor scene remakes?
Image 200595   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 El hefe: You are what you eat
 BavidDowie: Yo!
 San DoDo: Hay, why the long face
 Nopetology: Somebody took their girlfriend for a roll in the hay.
Image 200594   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Black Jesus: @SpaceCow I dont care any mow [repeat one million times]
 SpaceCow: The picture that inspired Phil Collins.
 Catcat: The sigh is universal
 Nopetology: Me neither
Image 200593   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 grandma: Nocturnal nasties
 piranharama: Trollasaurus Rex
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, stop doing "Wazzuuuup". It was never funny.
 dobbiesdoogs: we're two of a kind
Image 200592   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 El hefe: At least he didn't sell his watch to buy her a comb
 Scoo: D'aww
 Catcat: of is Chinese?
 Amy Housewine: I'm a little bit shorter and he has a big behind.
Image 200591   08-31-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 charlemagne: I am the lizard queen
 Teechur: That's not milk. You can put it on your cereal if you want, I guess. Just don't try to mix chocolate powder into it.
Image 200590   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Mike Michael: "414 Request-URI Too Large", sayeth nginx/1/11/5
 Nopetology: Talk LIVE to the Dog of Darkness.
Image 200589   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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