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243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

243501  Chest Rockwell: Sad.

243541  Air Biscuit: Winter is coming.

243538  Annoying Vegan : Criminy, clean your lens

243527  Chest Rockwell: Stop drinking.

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243485 copunter: i bite long waterdog

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243322 Shay: Ah lean left, lean left, lean leeefffffftttt.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243411 antipatterns: Yikes, Scoob.

243340 Xeno: An AT-MT?

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 Dr Awkward: The front brakes always seemed like a disaster waiting to happen to me.
 SpaceCow: No matter what is on you device, the moment you strap these one, your headphones begin playing "Dancing Queen."
 Knice: How the hell do you sharpen those?
Image 200598   08-31-17   Uploaded by    tacticaljay
 antipatterns: well i'm sad now because this is likely a monkey killed by a poacher
 cenecia: No Koba! We must make peace with the humans!
 annterland: This seems like such a bad idea
 breadtoaster: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
 Knice: Gorilla warfare?
 mrd0t: Now, run.
 Zukero: Planet of the apes / Shooter crossover looking nice.
 Side Boob: Welp, we're fucked now
 savvoy: "...and then I thought, at what point was the monkey every really in control of the rifle?"
 San DoDo: Stop monkeying around
 Catcat: He heard that dried and powdered ears of a Chinaman is a great aphrodisiac!
 Catcat: Counter-poaching!
Image 200597   08-31-17   Uploaded by    NanananananananaCATMAN
 BavidDowie: I am the Floof King
 ASTER: "Aw, meow meow meow", I thought, because I'm a dipshit who forgot Animal Noises, I guess.
 Catcat: Ah, little Icarus...
Image 200596   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Dr Awkward: The Crane is apparently a much better parent than the human taking the picture.
 BavidDowie: Someone's crane-ky
 Derp Herpigan: A wild Fearow appeared!
 Mad Collager: @Catcat Kid is too big. Don't send a stork to do a crane's job!
 Science: "You are no match for my Crane-style Kung-Fu!"
 piranharama: Achievement Unlocked: Phobia
 San DoDo: Wrong gated community Mothefucker!
 Catcat: I guess this is how "product recall" works in baby delivery business
 Teechur: Can we be finished with the Jurassic World Chris Pratt-velociraptor scene remakes?
Image 200595   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Booty Kicker
 El hefe: You are what you eat
 BavidDowie: Yo!
 San DoDo: Hay, why the long face
 Nopetology: Somebody took their girlfriend for a roll in the hay.
Image 200594   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Felicity: @SpaceCow I dont care any mow [repeat one million times]
 SpaceCow: The picture that inspired Phil Collins.
 Catcat: The sigh is universal
 Nopetology: Me neither
Image 200593   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: Nocturnal nasties
 piranharama: Trollasaurus Rex
 Amy Housewine: Goddamnit, stop doing "Wazzuuuup". It was never funny.
 dobbiesdoogs: we're two of a kind
Image 200592   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 El hefe: At least he didn't sell his watch to buy her a comb
 Scoo: D'aww
 Catcat: of is Chinese?
 Amy Housewine: I'm a little bit shorter and he has a big behind.
Image 200591   08-31-17   Uploaded by    MC Delta T
 charlemagne: I am the lizard queen
 Teechur: That's not milk. You can put it on your cereal if you want, I guess. Just don't try to mix chocolate powder into it.
Image 200590   08-31-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Robespierre: "414 Request-URI Too Large", sayeth nginx/1/11/5
 Nopetology: Talk LIVE to the Dog of Darkness.
Image 200589   08-31-17   Uploaded by    Not A Bot
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