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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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3. Felicity
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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

232928 Amy Housewine: @redmonkey3 goodreads.com/quotes/…



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ineedhepl uploaded 232709 (954 points)
Yurishiro uploaded 232888 (953 points)
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Micro Jackson uploaded 232518 (945 points)
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 6. fanny: 3439 points
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 8. Side Boob: 2863 points
 9. topcity: 2686 points
10. Bagels: 2642 points
11. ineedhepl: 2567 points
12. Warrax: 2411 points
13. Annoying Vegan : 2405 points
14. Not A Bot: 2215 points
15. Dresdenkeogh: 1847 points
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Score:
528
 
 Robespierre: @a robot Yup. Like my 16th. On a Lake Michigan beach.
 a robot: You know it's a classy birthday when Boone's Farm is involved.
 Bu7Z: @UseYourName #117179
 Bu7Z: @UseYourName #117179
 El Barto: @dangerous dave Same here.
 dangerous dave: If I was two tables away and saw this, I would *immediately* run outside and buy this dude a present.
 UseYourName: What's the sad image link again? :(
 Warrax: This is my dream.
 DangitBobby: +Shotgun shell?
 Mexico: I'm having the most extravagant birthday in the company.
 Scoo: Happy Whatever, buddy
Image 198999   08-23-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
176
 
 Skaalar: I'm definitely the lower right. For I am a dragon in my own dreams.
 dangerous dave: Something, something, "shocker," something-something.
Image 198998   08-23-17   Uploaded by    nanananana
Score:
341
 
 Jeannie C: Still life with baby skeletons.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Dootarium? Dootasphere?
Image 198997   08-23-17   Uploaded by    frankie
Score:
684
 
 trelyate: fight me you lil bitch
 Robespierre: Stop and smell the tulips - before you fertilize them.
 Jabberwikket: Doggo is diligent, in his practice #198874
Image 198996   08-23-17   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
458
 
 Skaalar: They found that picture of your dad's colonoscopy.
 FabricMan: Shit. We have a mold problem.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: ive always wanted to take a piss in a black hole or vortex to other dimensions.
 Warrax: Don't be so negative about everything.
Image 198995   08-23-17   Uploaded by    leia
Image 198994 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by desertfox. Your image was bad, desertfox.
Score:
205
 
 Teechur: @Winterneuro It's easy! "What time is it?" "Time to eat more Skittles."
 Fishy: Why aren't there any blue skittles?
 jazzjunkie: @Winterneuro You'll get used to it in 0.9 days or so...
 Winterneuro: Gonna be tough to tell time on a clock with only 10 hours on it...
Image 198993   08-23-17   Uploaded by    Gentleman
Score:
505
 
 Skaalar: We used to watch the jack rabbits try to mess each other up when I'd visit my dad. Those little suckers are mean as hell.
 Dr Awkward: Thermoregulatin' like a BOSS.
Image 198992   08-23-17   Uploaded by    elmstreet
Score:
212
 
 Uncle Phil: Is the orange one what the guy in #198999 is drinking?
 dangerous dave: @Mr. Butt Anthony Weiner, is that you? And just one more time, can we all please pause long enough to note that the dude's *name* is Weiner?!?!?
 White Rice: @Mr. Butt well I never!
 Mr. Butt: 8===D (.../o/...( ?
Image 198991   08-22-17   Uploaded by    Admiral Alan
Score:
283
 
 tib gubb: pounded in the eclipse by my own eclipse
 jazzjunkie: Binary system with a supergiant orbiting within the pair?
 Dr Awkward: Ah yes, the rare Sunar eclipse. Or is it called a LOLar eclipse. Hmm, that doesn't sound right....
 Derp Herpigan: @Scoo DOUBLE MOON POWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!
 Scoo: DOUBLE ECLIPSE! WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAN!?
Image 198990   08-22-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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