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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. tib gubb
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Side Boob
6. Telkwa
7. jochenau
8. Mr. Shine
9. Not A Bot
10. Teechur



The top ten most commented-on images today:

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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phailsauce uploaded 249107 (843 points)
Mad Collager uploaded 249020 (818 points)
depression uploaded 249098 (814 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249178 (811 points)
canada uploaded 249189 (805 points)
ineedhepl uploaded 249070 (798 points)
digabigpig uploaded 249249 (796 points)


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 4. fanny: 4295 points
 5. dangerkeith3000: 3885 points
 6. WannaBee: 3756 points
 7. Annoying Vegan : 3536 points
 8. Not A Bot: 2757 points
 9. Warrax: 1990 points
10. aeroaero: 1859 points
11. Vanna: 1833 points
12. catheter: 1823 points
13. tina: 1811 points
14. wordjones: 1722 points
15. Bad Dad: 1622 points
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Score:
559
 
 Skaalar: Have you tried attaching a stick? Or perhaps stealing the legs of your enemies?
 A duck: Amy Poehler?
 Scoo: @WTF Eileen Wright
 WTF: Hey it's Eileen!
 Warrax: Can only u-turn.
 Fishy: Sooo fking Sad
Image 195999   08-07-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
Score:
351
 
 Science: Sometimes, the floor is just cooler
 duckfarts: whoa, that dog has really good balance
 afroking: That wooden beam is peeing on the floor
 WaffleIron: Why are dog beds 40 freakin dollars anyways?
 Warrax: I have this same problem.
Image 195998   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Score:
355
 
Don't just vote rad or bad - leave a comment below!
Image 195997   08-07-17   Uploaded by    earl
Score:
500
 
 VoR: Yes. (I'll Aggro the shit out of it)
 Joseph: Well, that didn't escalate quickly.
 Scoo: And that guy with the watermelon? Young Albert Einstein!
 Yam: That's a good field spot.
 Ulillillia: knice
 Nope: Its important to ask consent
Image 195996   08-07-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
431
 
 Dr Awkward: I present to you: Hamburger Concerto in Duck Minor.
 foreversmug: "We all float down here!"
 Stom Premben: Who I should have been, if I had been an exact 50/50 cross between my parents
 Warrax: I can't wait until the future when we're all playing footapple instead of football.
 winwolf: My Canadian girlfriend from 1987.
Image 195995   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
319
 
 Borkf: @Skaalar Did we just discover a new switcherino?
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity COCK ROOKIES!!!
 Dr Awkward: @Skaalar honestly, grizzly bear works well for the rock
 Skaalar: Huh.
 Skaalar: Whore
 Skaalar: @Knice "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a grizzly bear."
 duckfarts: wow, i didn't think sean connery would be able to take 48 in 1 but what do i know
 guccigucci: Can you smell what the Cock is rooking?
 Knice: I'll take " The Rapists" for $200.
 Warrax: This needs to happen.
 Shay: Wrestlemania 34 main event has been booked.
Image 195994   08-07-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
Score:
331
 
 Warrax: 'ew u gon call?
Image 195993   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Troll
Score:
524
 
 piranharama: "Tomorrow the world!"
 tacticaljay: *(evil dog laugh)*
Image 195992   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
Score:
803
 
 Not A Bot: "And another thing! You really shouldn't give your kid a real arrow! It's dangerous! He could hurt himself and..." "Ugh, would you just go away already..."
 Mad Collager: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
 Hosebag: Grasshopper, when you can snatch the cherry from my head, you will have learned.
Image 195991   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
363
 
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward 42!
 Dr Awkward: How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man
 Mr. Shine: RETURN THE SLAAAAB!!
 WTF: All we are is a sheet in the wind dude.
 Scoo: This is what my attempts at poached eggs always end up looking like
Image 195990   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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