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262981  Yam: "Ok you can rub them, just don't hurt my family"

262998  hajjpodge: The defiance of North Korea.

262995  grizzly: Angry duckling

262998  WannaBee: So what are you going to do Apple?

262992  Knice: Elvira hastened the onset of my puberty by a good three years.

262929  Eleftheros: @Spazstatic TOS, Samurai Champloo, Mr Robot, Venture Bros. Rinse, wash, repeat.

262962  jochenau: Sad if true.

262996  WannaBee: Is that Blubberbutt Uptoscratch?

262979  jochenau: Would a buttload of solar panels heat or cool the planet? It seems like it should cause cooling because some of the heat from sunlight would be converted to electricity/work instead, but maybe that's too simple.

262995  Robespierre: Prince Charmless feteing event.

262984  Mr. Butt: @jochenau It's a burger place. Ten Guy Burgers.

262940  Dr Awkward: @a robot yep!

262984  Robespierre: ... as does Poopridge Fen.

262995  Mr. Butt: RAD for Bubber Ducky.

262996  Mr. Butt: I love Dr. Synthesizer.

262962  Robespierre: Wurds ... (eyes glaze over, drool spills from corner of mouth)

262992  Shay: Hey man, those are real!

262963  Robespierre: Somewhere West of Laramie there's a bronco-busting, steer roping dog who knows what Im talking about.

262995  Shay: No wonder Orson Wells was such a bully in Citizen Kane.

262984  jochenau: 10 guy?

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

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 Skaalar: Have you tried attaching a stick? Or perhaps stealing the legs of your enemies?
 A duck: Amy Poehler?
 Scoo: @WTF Eileen Wright
 WTF: Hey it's Eileen!
 Warrax: Can only u-turn.
 Fishy: Sooo fking Sad
Image 195999   08-07-17   Uploaded by    sodamachine
 Science: Sometimes, the floor is just cooler
 duckfarts: whoa, that dog has really good balance
 afroking: That wooden beam is peeing on the floor
 WaffleIron: Why are dog beds 40 freakin dollars anyways?
 Warrax: I have this same problem.
Image 195998   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Borp Mento
Go on. Leave a comment. Just a short one, even.
Image 195997   08-07-17   Uploaded by    earl
 VoR: Yes. (I'll Aggro the shit out of it)
 Joseph: Well, that didn't escalate quickly.
 Scoo: And that guy with the watermelon? Young Albert Einstein!
 Yam: That's a good field spot.
 Ulillillia: knice
 Nope: Its important to ask consent
Image 195996   08-07-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
 Watch Out: I present to you: Hamburger Concerto in Duck Minor.
 foreversmug: "We all float down here!"
 Stom Premben: Who I should have been, if I had been an exact 50/50 cross between my parents
 Warrax: I can't wait until the future when we're all playing footapple instead of football.
 winwolf: My Canadian girlfriend from 1987.
Image 195995   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Prefuse
 Borkf: @Skaalar Did we just discover a new switcherino?
 Air Biscuit: @Felicity COCK ROOKIES!!!
 Ment Thorp: @Skaalar honestly, grizzly bear works well for the rock
 Skaalar: Huh.
 Skaalar: Whore
 Skaalar: @Knice "What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I forget the rest, but your mother's a grizzly bear."
 duckfarts: wow, i didn't think sean connery would be able to take 48 in 1 but what do i know
 guccigucci: Can you smell what the Cock is rooking?
 Knice: I'll take " The Rapists" for $200.
 Warrax: This needs to happen.
 Shay: Wrestlemania 34 main event has been booked.
Image 195994   08-07-17   Uploaded by    catsanddogs
 Warrax: 'ew u gon call?
Image 195993   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Troll
 piranharama: "Tomorrow the world!"
 tacticaljay: *(evil dog laugh)*
Image 195992   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Stom Premben
 Not A Bot: "And another thing! You really shouldn't give your kid a real arrow! It's dangerous! He could hurt himself and..." "Ugh, would you just go away already..."
 Mad Collager: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
 Hosebag: Grasshopper, when you can snatch the cherry from my head, you will have learned.
Image 195991   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Bu7Z: @Dr Awkward 42!
 sassysass: How many roads must a man walk down Before you call him a man
 WTF: All we are is a sheet in the wind dude.
 Scoo: This is what my attempts at poached eggs always end up looking like
Image 195990   08-07-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
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