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254020  Amy Housewine: "I should buy a coat."

254029  Amy Housewine: Sticks and stones may break my bones/in Area Six they throw bottles and bricks and kicks

254026  Greifer: something died on your plate

254032  Laree: Gather round, children, for the legend of El Chupanibre.

254029  jochenau: Welcome to Still New Mexico, leaving Also New Mexico

254031  jochenau: @addend That'd be a good book title, I think.

254032  jochenau: Why are there so many songs about rainbows / and what's on the other side?

254041  OldKentuckyShark: Cannibalism? I mean, yeah, I'm not super hungry, but I could eat

254013  addend: *cloaca.

254016  addend: Don't have a clot, man.

254021  addend: @BavidDowie (Ricardo Montalban fakes cough, distracts doctor.)

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254027  Sadbot: Yeeee

254024  addend: Not featuring the singular feature of the swan, the elegantly curved neck.

254025  addend: *bad-ass.

253956  m o l e m a n: @Mr. Shine Lolz

254027  addend: "Heyyy, buuuddy."

254031  addend: (Silence at the equator.)

253931  a sedated moose: @Mr. Shine srsly

253994  raditzu: There is nothing ugly spoiling the general beauty of the surrounding.

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253831 Mad Collager: @a robot As others have said, protest. It may not seem like much, but it really can make a difference. Also, a fellow protestor told me to write letters to whatever shithead department is doing what angers you most. Not e-mails, but real, paper letters. She said they HAVE to respond to letters, and it slows them down, so they don't have as much time to do their shitty stuff.

253792 Dick Inspector: Thanks for the dream candy

253751 redmonkey3: @dangerkeith3000 @DrNinjaman - yes! befuddle much much better... natures own pedo snuff film; great

253710 trelyate: well that's one way to prevent theft

253709 FranzTrashka: Needs more coke

253826 AlexDeLarge: Longcat's owner

253842 Spazstatic: @Mad Collager faker

253849 copunter: I thought this was the El Kabong version of the ole bucket over the door gag

253747 IKEA Lady: Improper handling aid

253899 White Rice: @AlexDeLarge well, that's what the clickbait sites kept trying to "report" for a while (and diamonds, styrofoam cups, and a bunch of other random things)



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 Rat-Butt: OH, look! It's a muster machine called a hippo ...yes, the only animal more terrifing then a cat is a freaking hippo! Yes, ye, children, you may keep him! And when he attacks you and kills you, I will sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh as I count the insurance money...
 Science: This is a pretty sad looking photo - it's like someone killed their pet hippo.
 Science: @Wet farts: #194496
 Wet farts: Someone please 'shop Mascot into this.
 Kim: Murder horse
 charlemagne: mother and father sighed with relief, the twins loved their new baby brother, and their family was finally complete
Image 194293   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
Score:
877
 
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 Prostata: the heartbreak of algae
 Mad Collager: This green roof movement is really getting out of hand.
 El Barto: And hey, it really was turtles all the way down! Sweet as, bro!
 El Barto: My Dad grew his hair out in the 70's too.
Image 194292   07-30-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
Score:
458
 
 piranharama: "How to give a woman an orgasm kit"
 Mad Collager: By the way, I didn't write this, but I did capitalize all the nouns and substitute a "k" whenever a word had a hard "c". I just couldn't resist making it a little more "korrekt".
 Winterneuro: Leftover from the Millgram Experiment
 ignatz: Dimmer switches used to be so complicated..
 RiderFan: Old school fidget device.
 Dr. Bathroom: Christmas!
 Mad Collager: "Achtung! Alle Touristen und non-technischen Lookenpeepers! Das Machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der Springenwerk, blowen Fusen und poppen Korken mit spitzen Sparken. Das Machine is diggen by Experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken Sightseeren keepen das kottenpicken Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."
 El Barto: Switches and things that audibly click first! :D
 El Barto: I hope none of these are important because I AM going to fiddle with all of them.
Image 194291   07-30-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
Score:
669
 
 Not A Bot: Well at least they're keeping them quarantined somewhere. Does that include people who are "Not Racist but" also? I hope so.
 Teechur: Mr. Incredible's dog.
 Mad Collager: When first fielded, the machine snowball gun caught the opposing troops by surprise.
 charlemagne: 'I'm going to ask you again, did you have sex with my snowman?'
Image 194290   07-30-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
Score:
137
 
 Not A Bot: How else are you going to protect your bucket of expensive fish guts?
 addend: What do you mean "dried prune"? Prunes are dried plums.
Image 194289   07-30-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
Score:
507
 
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 San DoDo: Ohh, language!
Image 194288   07-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
Score:
505
 
 Horatio: @Felicity D':
 HermwoodLitmajor: #194284
 Donut: ...and to this day, no one knows where Jimmy Hoffa was buried. Because of these cats. Darnit, you stubborn cats.
 Horatio: Because if they did they knew what was comin'.
 charlemagne: the middle one has certainly seen it before
Image 194287   07-30-17   Uploaded by    androbot
Score:
574
 
 sparename: I'd forgotten the yotub "at-at day afternoon"
 scribbs: Impressively low draft on those boats.
Image 194286   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
510
 
 nightmarez: I see. Wears
 VoR: @Sage little sad your comment is super Rad. It wheres me down. LOL.
 VoR: @Sage @Felicity WHERES the soap. @San DoDo gets it.... aaaaa yeah.
 redbranch: @Sage Me neither
 Borkf: Making jokes about nuns is a bad habit.
 San DoDo: 2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and exposed himself, the first nun passed out and the second one had a stroke.
 San DoDo: @VoR ewwww :D
 Sage: @VoR I don't get it.
 Bu7Z: ...so he walks in, looks he naked body up and down, then says "ok, where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
 VoR: Two nuns in a bath. First Nun asks, "where's the soap?" The seconds replies,"It does quite."
Image 194285   07-30-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
Score:
374
 
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 San DoDo: X-mas's cancelled
 Teechur: Looks like he got a square meal before he went.
 VoR: The pressure of living up to being like the real santa can be intense.
Image 194284   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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