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238381  glenalec: Pet rock grew hair and ears!

238383  glenalec: All users of Debian (and derivatives) have an apt.

238383  glenalec: @Christina - I have a low-DPI monitor, so can sometimes make them out.

238395  glenalec: When costs of labor (decommissioning the rack), exceeds the value of the items (oh those beautiful cables, cut short in their prime) :-(

238399  Shay: Lady Godiva's favorite books.

238390  Shay: @Warrax DID SOMEONE SAY PIZZA?! (fixed)

238391  Shay: The Sega Saturn goes in the middle.

238399  glenalec: Plants have needs too.

238412  glenalec: @Robespierre - peanut allergy.

238395  Shay: Must've been someone's last day on the job.

238402  VoR: Oh man. I initially read it as Stay wealthy. Hash your hands.

238253  isosceleswaffle: It's already unzipped its lizard!

238398  Shay: This Land of the Lost remake sequel sucks.

238403  VoR: Borg queen.

238400  Shay: Pwaise the Lord and pass the ammuni-shun.

238408  funny in the wall: such plentiful organs

238408  VoR: That stuff is wrong! Get out of you!

238409  Shay: Not only that, but he ate all the toilet paper!!!!

238410  VoR: May the force be in you

238410  WTF: Reusable fuck given.

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238352 Whatever: Dinosaur for scale, and indicator of how tech savvy the locals are

238363 Mad Collager: @Side Boob Yeah, they're right near the front boobs.

238382 ping: @antipatterns "Also I suspect you've read Chomsky?" Ashamed to say that I haven't but I've always found him interesting and erudite when interviewed. The random firings of my brain lead me to John Clees speaking Italian and Russian in A Fish Called Wanda.…

238292 Yurishiro: RUSSIAN BOIS ARE IN TOWN

238370 Greifer: battlecat on the floor

238260 Science: The Black Moon - The Cabal: Volume Two

238181 tib gubb: tug boat!

238194 tib gubb: let us be thankful that god would be so merciful

238373 Micro Jackson: Time to get out the big bats!

238328 Yam: @Felicity I feel like theyre all kind of Ethan Suplee looking.

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Mad Collager uploaded 237947 (1023 points)
trepanation uploaded 237929 (961 points)
totaljihad uploaded 238248 (941 points)
KickassHellyeah uploaded 238199 (931 points)
Uncle Larry uploaded 237996 (921 points)
mission2mars uploaded 238025 (902 points)
ping uploaded 238211 (894 points)

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 5. Gomi Day: 3501 points
 6. Not A Bot: 3152 points
 7. logono: 2174 points
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10. Dresdenkeogh: 2031 points
11. square44: 1906 points
12. Taters: 1903 points
13. deadwombat: 1783 points
14. elronhubard: 1703 points
15. Mr. Shine: 1691 points
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 Rat-Butt: OH, look! It's a muster machine called a hippo ...yes, the only animal more terrifing then a cat is a freaking hippo! Yes, ye, children, you may keep him! And when he attacks you and kills you, I will sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh as I count the insurance money...
 Science: This is a pretty sad looking photo - it's like someone killed their pet hippo.
 Science: @Wet farts: #194496
 Wet farts: Someone please 'shop Mascot into this.
 Kim: Murder horse
 charlemagne: mother and father sighed with relief, the twins loved their new baby brother, and their family was finally complete
Image 194293   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 Prostata: the heartbreak of algae
 Mad Collager: This green roof movement is really getting out of hand.
 El Barto: And hey, it really was turtles all the way down! Sweet as, bro!
 El Barto: My Dad grew his hair out in the 70's too.
Image 194292   07-30-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 piranharama: "How to give a woman an orgasm kit"
 Mad Collager: By the way, I didn't write this, but I did capitalize all the nouns and substitute a "k" whenever a word had a hard "c". I just couldn't resist making it a little more "korrekt".
 Winterneuro: Leftover from the Millgram Experiment
 ignatz: Dimmer switches used to be so complicated..
 RiderFan: Old school fidget device.
 Dr. Bathroom: Christmas!
 Mad Collager: "Achtung! Alle Touristen und non-technischen Lookenpeepers! Das Machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der Springenwerk, blowen Fusen und poppen Korken mit spitzen Sparken. Das Machine is diggen by Experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken Sightseeren keepen das kottenpicken Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."
 El Barto: Switches and things that audibly click first! :D
 El Barto: I hope none of these are important because I AM going to fiddle with all of them.
Image 194291   07-30-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Not A Bot: Well at least they're keeping them quarantined somewhere. Does that include people who are "Not Racist but" also? I hope so.
 Teechur: Mr. Incredible's dog.
 Mad Collager: When first fielded, the machine snowball gun caught the opposing troops by surprise.
 charlemagne: 'I'm going to ask you again, did you have sex with my snowman?'
Image 194290   07-30-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Not A Bot: How else are you going to protect your bucket of expensive fish guts?
 addend: What do you mean "dried prune"? Prunes are dried plums.
Image 194289   07-30-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 San DoDo: Ohh, language!
Image 194288   07-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Horatio: @Felicity D':
 Felicity: #194284
 Donut: ...and to this day, no one knows where Jimmy Hoffa was buried. Because of these cats. Darnit, you stubborn cats.
 Horatio: Because if they did they knew what was comin'.
 charlemagne: the middle one has certainly seen it before
Image 194287   07-30-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 sparename: I'd forgotten the yotub "at-at day afternoon"
 scribbs: Impressively low draft on those boats.
Image 194286   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 Felicity: I see. Wears
 VoR: @Sage little sad your comment is super Rad. It wheres me down. LOL.
 VoR: @Sage @Felicity WHERES the soap. @San DoDo gets it.... aaaaa yeah.
 Felicity: @Sage Me neither
 Borkf: Making jokes about nuns is a bad habit.
 San DoDo: 2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and exposed himself, the first nun passed out and the second one had a stroke.
 San DoDo: @VoR ewwww :D
 Sage: @VoR I don't get it.
 Bu7Z: he walks in, looks he naked body up and down, then says "ok, where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
 VoR: Two nuns in a bath. First Nun asks, "where's the soap?" The seconds replies,"It does quite."
Image 194285   07-30-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 San DoDo: X-mas's cancelled
 Teechur: Looks like he got a square meal before he went.
 VoR: The pressure of living up to being like the real santa can be intense.
Image 194284   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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