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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

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 Rat-Butt: OH, look! It's a muster machine called a hippo ...yes, the only animal more terrifing then a cat is a freaking hippo! Yes, ye, children, you may keep him! And when he attacks you and kills you, I will sit back and laugh and laugh and laugh as I count the insurance money...
 Science: This is a pretty sad looking photo - it's like someone killed their pet hippo.
 Science: @Wet farts: #194496
 Wet farts: Someone please 'shop Mascot into this.
 Kim: Murder horse
 charlemagne: mother and father sighed with relief, the twins loved their new baby brother, and their family was finally complete
Image 194293   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Extreme Locorito
 NoRagrets: *throws pokeball*
 Prostata: the heartbreak of algae
 Mad Collager: This green roof movement is really getting out of hand.
 El Barto: And hey, it really was turtles all the way down! Sweet as, bro!
 El Barto: My Dad grew his hair out in the 70's too.
Image 194292   07-30-17   Uploaded by    piratepom
 piranharama: "How to give a woman an orgasm kit"
 Mad Collager: By the way, I didn't write this, but I did capitalize all the nouns and substitute a "k" whenever a word had a hard "c". I just couldn't resist making it a little more "korrekt".
 Winterneuro: Leftover from the Millgram Experiment
 ignatz: Dimmer switches used to be so complicated..
 RiderFan: Old school fidget device.
 Dr. Bathroom: Christmas!
 Mad Collager: "Achtung! Alle Touristen und non-technischen Lookenpeepers! Das Machine is nicht fur fingerpoken und mittengrabben. Is easy schnappen der Springenwerk, blowen Fusen und poppen Korken mit spitzen Sparken. Das Machine is diggen by Experten only. Is nicht fur gerwerken by das Dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken Sightseeren keepen das kottenpicken Hands in das Pockets. Relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights."
 El Barto: Switches and things that audibly click first! :D
 El Barto: I hope none of these are important because I AM going to fiddle with all of them.
Image 194291   07-30-17   Uploaded by    chunk norris
 Not A Bot: Well at least they're keeping them quarantined somewhere. Does that include people who are "Not Racist but" also? I hope so.
 Teechur: Mr. Incredible's dog.
 Mad Collager: When first fielded, the machine snowball gun caught the opposing troops by surprise.
 charlemagne: 'I'm going to ask you again, did you have sex with my snowman?'
Image 194290   07-30-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
 Not A Bot: How else are you going to protect your bucket of expensive fish guts?
 addend: What do you mean "dried prune"? Prunes are dried plums.
Image 194289   07-30-17   Uploaded by    m o l e m a n
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 Rat-Butt: Well, then, you are NOT that beautiful...and double fuck you, dumb ass!
 San DoDo: Ohh, language!
Image 194288   07-30-17   Uploaded by    winwolf
 Horatio: @Felicity D':
 Felicity: #194284
 Donut: ...and to this day, no one knows where Jimmy Hoffa was buried. Because of these cats. Darnit, you stubborn cats.
 Horatio: Because if they did they knew what was comin'.
 charlemagne: the middle one has certainly seen it before
Image 194287   07-30-17   Uploaded by    androbot
 sparename: I'd forgotten the yotub "at-at day afternoon"
 scribbs: Impressively low draft on those boats.
Image 194286   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 Felicity: I see. Wears
 VoR: @Sage little sad your comment is super Rad. It wheres me down. LOL.
 VoR: @Sage @Felicity WHERES the soap. @San DoDo gets it.... aaaaa yeah.
 Felicity: @Sage Me neither
 Borkf: Making jokes about nuns is a bad habit.
 San DoDo: 2 nuns sitting on a park bench when a man stood in front of them and exposed himself, the first nun passed out and the second one had a stroke.
 San DoDo: @VoR ewwww :D
 Sage: @VoR I don't get it.
 Bu7Z: he walks in, looks he naked body up and down, then says "ok, where do you want me to hang the blinds?"
 VoR: Two nuns in a bath. First Nun asks, "where's the soap?" The seconds replies,"It does quite."
Image 194285   07-30-17   Uploaded by    bigbison
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 Rat-Butt: Yelp, that happened...
 San DoDo: X-mas's cancelled
 Teechur: Looks like he got a square meal before he went.
 VoR: The pressure of living up to being like the real santa can be intense.
Image 194284   07-30-17   Uploaded by    Colbo Mundus
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