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249328  tib gubb: please excuse me while i laugh hysterically

249321  tib gubb: @Dresdenkeogh or saying things like "ooh this is really fun" between bites

249329  Yam: Dude... man

249312  funny in the wall: Not to nitpick, actually, yes, to nitpick thats a Ukrainian plate @dangerkeith3000

249326  Teechur: *Pop Goes the Weasel* intensifies...

249312  brian greene: aeaeoooo

249321  Dresdenkeogh: @grizzly @tib gubb @FabricMan @dangerkeith3000 consider holding and tickling the peel and intermittently slapping yourself with it.

249322  Dresdenkeogh: @dangerkeith3000 No just assholes as a whole. Not to say you're an asshole, I just hate *your* asshole.

249321  FabricMan: Remove the peel with your chompers. Lovingly caress the fruit as you nibble, bit by bit. Maintain eye contact with others at the table the whole time.

249326  Dresdenkeogh: @tib gubb it's nice to be back

249319  Not A Bot: I mean, okay, but it was mens' decision to not let women in the US military previously, and also women are now in combat roles so

249324  FabricMan: Why hasn't it seen it's parents for almost a week?!

249326  tib gubb: now we're in shit-your-pants territory

249189  lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249324  grizzly: @dangerkeith3000 don't cry. Don't raise your eye. It's only infant wasteland.

249324  Teechur: @Knice Decided to wait until after you learned to skate?

249317  barfolomew: @Otterman he might not be able to find an honest man, but it looks like he found a bunch of honest women

249323  tib gubb: ready for a ride on the rainbow

249324  dangerkeith3000: Baby Riley is a cool name I guess, but I would have went for Baba O'Reily.

249324  Knice: Wow, I was at least three weeks old before I could write!

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2. tib gubb
3. Yurishiro
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Robespierre
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9. Dr Awkward
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249073 addend: "Okay, Google, tell Siri to tell Alexa to tell the copier..."

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249175 Otterman: @WTF (In Hans Moleman voice) Give me the biggest ice cream cone you have. No, that's too big.

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249205 UltraBeverly: I want in on whatever this is

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249106 Teechur: I agree with @Air Biscuit The lines are too straight. It's probably a handwriting typeface. That being said, I also agree with @Yurishiro



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Supermansbrother uploaded 248855 (877 points)
Warrax uploaded 248880 (859 points)
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 6. Not A Bot: 2936 points
 7. fanny: 2648 points
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10. ChubbyBuddy: 2393 points
11. wordjones: 1999 points
12. dangerkeith3000: 1972 points
13. PlzPlzMe: 1820 points
14. Bad Dad: 1622 points
15. younglink: 1614 points
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 SomeOtherCanadian: @a robot haha, the first and best troll of the internet, bloodninja
 redmonkey3: @WaffleIron - will Jack help also ?
 a robot: @SomeOtherCanadian I put on my robe and wizard hat
 WTF: Sorry man, cum's number is 555-6657 not 555-6675.
 Ulillillia: Relax, don't do it
 WaffleIron: If Jack helped you on the horse would you help Jack off the horse?
 Shay: That's the fact, Jack.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Take off your pants and jacket
 some guy : you got this, man. Don't think about your mom. Or do... ( )
Image 191641   07-16-17   Uploaded by    balloon
Score:
15
 
 Derp Herpigan: @funny in the wall Nah, it's just Hebrew. Read it right to left.
 Coolguy: Dem people on da streetz!
 Scoo: Can't tell if Lorde or Mayim Bialik or just J. Random Person.
 funny in the wall: @Sage @SomeOtherCanadian he appears to be speaking in tongues. to the exorcism mobile!
 Sage: @SomeOtherCanadian What?
 SomeOtherCanadian: FA cinecs/obmoc daolpu emanresu
Image 191640   07-16-17   Uploaded by    generic
Score:
141
 
 Jennerator: At what point is the stadium responsible for a double-dribble?
 Scoo: Charmin to the left of me, Angel Soft to the right, Here I am stuck in the middle with poo
 Coolguy: Wipe technique level: Pro
 SomeOtherCanadian: ID: TP HQ #2 ETA TBD
Image 191639   07-16-17   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
689
 
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - call in the airstrike!
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur and so it begins
 ChubbyBuddy: @AlexDeLarge a true environmentalist
 Teechur: @Ulillillia @Scoo I saw my first Halloween display of the year today.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia And Christmas shit
 Coolguy: Humans: recognize the absurdity of existence but ignore the fact and still go to work every morning.
 Ulillillia: Humans: "there's still two months of summer, we must remove all the summer stuff from our stores and replace it with school supplies"
 AlexDeLarge: ...then poop it out and eat the poop.
 Dr Awkward: Humans: "winter approaches, I must listen to Christmas music in late October and put on 10 lbs of "holiday" fat"
 trelyate: barfk
Image 191638   07-16-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
Score:
407
 
 petepuma: I'm glad we replaced the light bulb with a heat lamp
 Horatio: On second thought, using Barbie's dream house as our blueprint was I'll advised.
 Dr. Bathroom: Finally, a red light district for your very own house!
 Teechur: More flat surfaces to have to dust and not fill up with random crap that is supposed to go someplace else.
 Catcat: Randomly generated house strikes again!
 WTF: Keep your relationship warm after the initial fire has died down.
 Cami: Oh, hi guys! *runs up stairs into wall*
 LurkedMoar: Redrum
 SomeOtherCanadian: "Baby, I really feel like our relationship is in the red-zone"
Image 191637   07-16-17   Uploaded by    The Dog Dies
Score:
580
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Coolguy i would watch a show called Bug Battles
 Warrax: There's a time and a place for that sort of thing, and goddamn if this isn't it.
 addend: #191641.
 Coolguy: @bug battles
 bug: wtf is going on outside?
 Dr Awkward: Please stop euthanizing while I try to masturbate you
 Meow: Who doesn't want to feel younger?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Harry, Harry, and Howard really hit a home run with this one. Masterful rhyme scheme with such a difficult setup of masturbation and euthanazia
 Nope: I'm going to die doing what I love!
Image 191636   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
502
 
 carpwoman: @a robot - God they are an odd lot.
 a robot: @carpwoman I guess those are some kind of futuristic Japanese cat food dispensers. Each cat has their own little compartment, here's a different angle image.ibb.co/kUgqPa/…
 Catcat: Meow Meow Revolution
 bug: In the recording studio for the next Meow Mix commercial theme song.
 Winterneuro: This is from the training sequence in the next Andy Serkis starring blockbuster War of the Planet of the Cats: The Last Meow
 AlexDeLarge: @carpwoman it's some setup that's supposed to keep their dad from eating their food.
 carpwoman: What are they doing?
Image 191635   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Dan Tagonistic
Score:
328
 
 brian greene: very quert
 Fishy: YW
 Shay: Thank Thank Thank You You You!!! Thank You! Thank You! Thank...
Image 191634   07-16-17   Uploaded by    Bro Bro
Score:
373
 
 AlexDeLarge: @Scoo all this tv hacking is making me thirsty; better order a tab.
 funny in the wall: bout fucking time
 Scoo: I only see Esk, Kuhtarl, and Pig-Up
 Sage: WE FOUND IT!
Image 191633   07-16-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
474
 
 redmonkey3: fuck you i won't do what you tell me!
 Mr. Butt: @Air Biscuit :D
 Air Biscuit: @Mr. Butt i want to go fast please
 Coolguy: So many pointy things.
 Scoo: RAWWWRR!
 Mr. Butt: EGGS
 Teechur: I'm always amazed at how tiny their paws are in relation to their bodies. So cute!
Image 191632   07-16-17   Uploaded by    EndlessVanity
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