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273627  Dr Awkward: Because the math questions havent been updated in 53 years.

273628  Dr Awkward: Bran-Man, here to rescue your bowels from constipation!

273555  FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505  Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

273626  sparename: Never smile at a rockodile

273614  sparename: "I ain't no stool-fridgeon!"

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

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273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.



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Score:
414
 
 Smorlacks: Both a dog and a vet
 Mr. Shine: @Micro Jackson Snoopy has been a common good luck mascot for military aircraft. I once bought a model airplane of a U2 spyplane that featured Snoopy in his flight helmet as one of the kit's optional decals.
 Christina: This Snoopy can turn his had all way back?
 Micro Jackson: Ain't nothin funny about this
Image 190971   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Beerarchy
Score:
217
 
 Mr. Shine: "Pull over, I think we hit something!"
 SomeCanadian: "Hey! The post office says they found your mom's vibrator! Where do you want them to put it?"
 Christina: Laika's ghost.
 Micro Jackson: My stupid dog will chase anything
 ineedhepl: Bullet to the stars.
Image 190970   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Vault Dweller
Score:
466
 
 SomeCanadian: I feel I don't get invited to enough Murderface-Demonskull weddings. I would go to one of those.
 Amy Housewine: @Christina Amy Tenitemsorfewer Housewine Murderface-Demonskull, in full.
 Christina: At least, someone cares about prescriptive grammar. (Using "fewer than" instead of "less than".)
 Christina: Amy Housewine Murderface-Demonskull? I wish I was you!
 Micro Jackson: There are fewer than 1 person that cares
 Amy Housewine: Through marriage I gained the hyphenated name Murderface-Demonskull.
 ashton: Now how many have the last name Murderface?
 Sage: And that's just sad.
Image 190969   07-13-17   Uploaded by    DOW
Score:
291
 
 augustus: Artist was grasping at gripping here.
 Christina: No grass? Is this some Jurassic hand forest?
Image 190968   07-13-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
524
 
 tess: There was a local sketch comedy show that had a sketch about Serious Putty
 werterland: No, they shouldn't.
 wolfpk: More like a great practical joke. Just make sure you are not the one sprayed
 daver: Stupid String TM
 Wet farts: Oooooor you could call it spicy string
 SomeCanadian: @fanny Every day we fall farther from God.
 fanny: @SomeCanadian lol yeah, i don't even chuckle at "later, shitlords" like i used to
 DrinkMixMan: Silly sting
 SomeCanadian: @fanny 'Trash in a can' is my- eh, this joke is getting played out.
 fanny: I hate silly string. it's basically just trash in a can.
 Catcat: Skip the silly string
Image 190967   07-13-17   Uploaded by    someguynameded
Score:
265
 
 Winterneuro: Back in the old days, the family would have to keep watch over the bride to be 24/7/365 once she became engaged.
 funny in the wall: Standing ovation
 Micro Jackson: @Derp Herpigan That goddamn Russian judge again!
 Derp Herpigan: -PRRRRRT- "Judges?" *8* *9* *4*
Image 190966   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
306
 
 wolfpk: Like a sturgeon...
 San DoDo: They're all related
 SomeCanadian: Leave those sturgeons alone. They've got it hard enough as is.
 Christina: Those won't need to lie.
 Micro Jackson: Who will triumph?
 fanny: ok, now put them back.
 Catcat: You gon fuck or what?
Image 190965   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Backhand
Score:
281
 
 lebron: Quit checking him out. Hes already checking himself out
 redmonkey3: Better than crocs ?
 Ulillillia: These pictures of people in stores should include a picture-in-picture of the person taking the picture.
 SomeCanadian: You do you buddy.
 Catcat: @Knice he just has terrible issues with his height
 Knice: Sometimes a dude just wants his calves to look good.
Image 190964   07-13-17   Uploaded by    Grandmaster Fat
Score:
526
 
 Science: Heeeeere's Johnny!
 NotHuman: CURSED IMAGE
 Derp Herpigan: Quaaaaaid! Start the reactor!
Image 190963   07-13-17   Uploaded by    male anon
Score:
905
 
 fanny: return #191042
 Shay: I'M NOT TOMMY *MWUHAHAHAHAHA*
 Ihminen: Earth, 4570. The last visible remains of human civilisation
 Wet farts: Tommy used to work on the docks
 fanny: @Mr Shifty be prepared to put your money where your mouth is :)
 sparename: Tommy worked out and developed some mussels?
 Catcat: Nickelodeon ftangh
 Mr Shifty: A good doll head/goose barnacle mix always gets a rad from me!
 tib gubb: poignant
Image 190962   07-13-17   Uploaded by    sumo
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