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257724  addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257780  Mr. Shine: Do you have one of or Rewards Club cards?

257603  Sthenolaidas: We need a ?????? button. I'm confused.

257752  kazzy94: Probably closer now with all the debt and such

257759  lecj07: @SurfNTurf just another borkf in a wall.

257768  lecj07: @MC Delta T He spelled it in flaming letters on the pier.

257768  Mr. Shine: Congratulations to you both.

257724  Greifer: well hello there!

257770  Mr. Shine: *loud snoring*

257771  Mr. Shine: Attractive doggo.

257773  Mr. Shine: Fuzzy buddy

257776  Mr. Shine: @Otterman For real. Poor trigger discipline, for starters.

257772  ThoughtlessGentleman: inbred royalty

257781  Korrok: There's nothing about this I don't like...

257772  San DoDo: Don't tread on me

257777  Mr. Shine: Pint-sized pupper

257778  Mr. Shine: DELUXE HUGS $2.00

257765  wolfpk: Hung over from a night of heavy catnip.

257784  waxymom: Drunk driving is legal in Barbados anyway.

257774  skillet: Is it seedless?

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
4. Spazstatic
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6. Not A Bot
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8. dangerkeith3000
9. Knice
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257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257645 (1060 points)
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Side Boob uploaded 257416 (876 points)
Chinese Buffet uploaded 257410 (868 points)
Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (852 points)
mark64 uploaded 257409 (852 points)
AFanOfSprite uploaded 257535 (847 points)
zoso uploaded 257475 (807 points)
BFHoodrich uploaded 257361 (802 points)
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Annoying Vegan uploaded 257418 (781 points)

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 5. Annoying Vegan : 2700 points
 6. Scoo: 2348 points
 7. burritos: 2233 points
 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
 9. Side Boob: 1898 points
10. WannaBee: 1830 points
11. Mr. Shine: 1802 points
12. watwatwat: 1718 points
13. dangerkeith3000: 1711 points
14. rip odb: 1691 points
15. tess: 1641 points
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 Mr. Shine: HAW HAW HAW HAW *wheeeeeeeze* HAW HAW HAW!!!
 Cami: @Dan Tagonistic I say! Stop messing about!
 Osiris: Hmmm. MORE nightmare material.
 Dan Tagonistic: Kenneth Williams cyborg
 Air Biscuit: @raditzu i bet patients are just as scary.
 addend: *zzzip* *place*.
 tib gubb: talk about a good way to startle people in a repetitious environment
 piranharama: "Hisssssss!!!"
 DrinkMixMan: For the love of God, you can stop saying "aahh" now
 WTF: The weird thing is this is a gynecologist's office.
 raditzu: dentists were already scary, but now... oh boy
 savvoy: Setting unrealistic body expectations for your dental hygienist since 1990.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everyone is this excited about dental hygiene.
Image 190657   07-11-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
 bromide: BIRD UP!!
 Warrax: He's... he's fine, right? Isn't he?
 raditzu: shhh let him sleep
 E. HONDA: well if nothing else this post has username/upload synergy
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well that's just plain horrible :(
 fanny: years ago, a crow got into my old apartment when i was gone for a week. It died, but first covered my kitchen in shit and blood (from bashing against the windows trying to get out.) My cat, darted into the kitchen before i had found the bird carcass, batted it, sending dozens of bugs and maggots across the floor. I'd be lying to say I didn't cry a little cleaning it up. (oh I was away for a funeral too, so it was a great homecoming)
 Yam: Oh that's sad.
Image 190656   07-11-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 ChubbyBuddy: you know what, i like being blue. makes me write new jokes to appease my OCD when my fingers do something stupid
 ChubbyBuddy: Its frustrating when rogue apostrophes time travel from future comments and invade older statements.
 ChubbyBuddy: intriguing how every individual leaf was blown precisely back to it's original position
Image 190655   07-11-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
 grandma: M-M-M-MASK
 Chest Rockwell: Not surprising. My old Blazer broke front axles every winter.
 Teechur: It must be tired.
Image 190654   07-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 LieutenantTofu: She'll be pissed at Granny when she gets laid off from the factory because a machine ate her drawing hand
 McMuff: Bad joke, Granny.
 Science: @Jennerator: And now you know the rest of the story...
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit "if youre feeling sick, ingesting some lead will balence that out"
 Air Biscuit: "Painting radium on watches is safe"
 tib gubb: no, it won't
 piranharama: It's also not as useful to seize the means of Art
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia sounds dangerous
 AlexDeLarge: Joke's on him; all the factory work moved to Mexico and China and now pays less than art
 Jennerator: "Rosie, you should be a riveter."
 Scoo: Ok Grandma! Off to the home with ya!
 duckfarts: i haven't slapped you before grandma, but that doesn't mean i won't start
 necronomicon: Same thing you hear when you put your ear close to my heart and that's why I like music better than art, better than art
 Ulillillia: "In fifty years--they'll invent something that allows you to show your cat pictures across the world..."
 Nope: Crush your dreams and produce for the oligarchy!
Image 190653   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 Knice: I like this picture. Thank you, elahabdh.
Image 190652   07-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia glad you liked it btw i spent all your college money on plaster and green paint
 fakeusername: No, you're in a big pickle
 Ulillillia: Oh, Dad.
 Scoo: A dilly of a pickle, it seems!
Image 190651   07-11-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 jazzjunkie: He's had some of human love and he likes it.
 Dr Awkward: This makes me legit LOL and I have no idea why.
 DrinkMixMan: no one told me life was gonna be this way *goonish clapping*
 ChubbyBuddy: he liek dinosar
 dobbiesdoogs: me there for fronds
 a robot: Everybody hates you, Ross.
 A duck: Rawss an Raychell
Image 190650   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 humanfog: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Air Biscuit: Just quality pancake topping my friend...
 djublonskopf: Not enough syrup.
 Jennerator: And the President complained because it wasn't a well-done steak with ketchup on it
 duckfarts: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yissssssssssssssssssssssss
 Teechur: @Ulillillia That's like, 30 years per pancake. No candles to blow out?
 Ulillillia: Celebrating one hundred fifty years.
Image 190649   07-11-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 Uncle Phil: Radiation "Spill"
 Chest Rockwell: Shelter-in-place? I want to shelter-on-the-move.
 addend: Technically, each of us was a biological spill.
 Dr Awkward: "Oh no! It's a stage 5 'Utilities.' Call for back up!"
 DrinkMixMan: Kind of ironic that zombie jokes themselves have been done to death yet continue to lifelessly wander the earth
 Prostata: if there's an emergency please stop here and carefully read these pamphlets
Image 190648   07-11-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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