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228421  Zukero: Autorad for Gandahar!

228460  brian greene: war is never about who wins its about whos left

228473  Zukero: Is that the cockblocker I've been hearing about?

228474  Zukero: Let him win kids. It's for your own good.

228423  kornisjon: That's a very Jim Morrison stare.

228418  Jabberwikket: Hey, do you have a minute to talk about why you should give me treats?

228468  Yurishiro: Instructions unclear: stood with a foot in each and peed on the wall.

228473  Yurishiro: I don't have the energy for this.

228474  Yurishiro: So? Where are you putin the X?

228451  Yurishiro: moar ber

228452  Yurishiro: Don't be ridiculous, I expected a tablet. How could a plasma TV get outta there?!

228460  Yurishiro: Thank you for your service.

228464  Yurishiro: "Shit. I mean-meow?"

228467  Yurishiro: Perfect Xmas

228469  Yurishiro: Credit Kc Green

228472  Yurishiro: Big corporations vs. small entrepreneurs.

228464  charlemagne: then they all point at you and scream like donald sutherland

228468  charlemagne: for that post sex piss

228431  Jabberwikket: And stay off my plain ! Ya damn kids !!! [Shakes paw]

228479  humanfog: Suuure he did.

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3. Scoo
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9. wolfpk
10. Amy Housewine

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228373 sparename: The perils of motorised Lego

228312 Spazstatic: JPP, just plain Pete

228362 sandwiches: @Robespierre im dead

228339 Lestrange: @Robespierre Seems fair though.

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228348 Darmstadtium: @Hyphae ... and yet we keep coming back... over and over and over and over again...

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228218 El Barto: Sweaty stompers.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

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 Mr. Shine: HAW HAW HAW HAW *wheeeeeeeze* HAW HAW HAW!!!
 Cami: @Dan Tagonistic I say! Stop messing about!
 Robespierre: Hmmm. MORE nightmare material.
 Dan Tagonistic: Kenneth Williams cyborg
 Air Biscuit: @raditzu i bet patients are just as scary.
 addend: *zzzip* *place*.
 tib gubb: talk about a good way to startle people in a repetitious environment
 piranharama: "Hisssssss!!!"
 DrinkMixMan: For the love of God, you can stop saying "aahh" now
 WTF: The weird thing is this is a gynecologist's office.
 raditzu: dentists were already scary, but now... oh boy
 savvoy: Setting unrealistic body expectations for your dental hygienist since 1990.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everyone is this excited about dental hygiene.
Image 190657   07-11-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
 some guy : BIRD UP!!
 Warrax: He's... he's fine, right? Isn't he?
 raditzu: shhh let him sleep
 E. HONDA: well if nothing else this post has username/upload synergy
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well that's just plain horrible :(
 fanny: years ago, a crow got into my old apartment when i was gone for a week. It died, but first covered my kitchen in shit and blood (from bashing against the windows trying to get out.) My cat, darted into the kitchen before i had found the bird carcass, batted it, sending dozens of bugs and maggots across the floor. I'd be lying to say I didn't cry a little cleaning it up. (oh I was away for a funeral too, so it was a great homecoming)
 Yam: Oh that's sad.
Image 190656   07-11-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
 ChubbyBuddy: you know what, i like being blue. makes me write new jokes to appease my OCD when my fingers do something stupid
 ChubbyBuddy: Its frustrating when rogue apostrophes time travel from future comments and invade older statements.
 ChubbyBuddy: intriguing how every individual leaf was blown precisely back to it's original position
Image 190655   07-11-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
 Felicity: M-M-M-MASK
 Chest Rockwell: Not surprising. My old Blazer broke front axles every winter.
 Teechur: It must be tired.
Image 190654   07-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
 LieutenantTofu: She'll be pissed at Granny when she gets laid off from the factory because a machine ate her drawing hand
 Robespierre: Bad joke, Granny.
 Science: @Jennerator: And now you know the rest of the story...
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit "if youre feeling sick, ingesting some lead will balence that out"
 Air Biscuit: "Painting radium on watches is safe"
 tib gubb: no, it won't
 piranharama: It's also not as useful to seize the means of Art
 Dr Awkward: @Ulillillia sounds dangerous
 AlexDeLarge: Joke's on him; all the factory work moved to Mexico and China and now pays less than art
 Jennerator: "Rosie, you should be a riveter."
 Scoo: Ok Grandma! Off to the home with ya!
 duckfarts: i haven't slapped you before grandma, but that doesn't mean i won't start
 necronomicon: Same thing you hear when you put your ear close to my heart and that's why I like music better than art, better than art
 Ulillillia: "In fifty years--they'll invent something that allows you to show your cat pictures across the world..."
 Nope: Crush your dreams and produce for the oligarchy!
Image 190653   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
 Knice: I like this picture. Thank you, elahabdh.
Image 190652   07-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia glad you liked it btw i spent all your college money on plaster and green paint
 fakeusername: No, you're in a big pickle
 Ulillillia: Oh, Dad.
 Scoo: A dilly of a pickle, it seems!
Image 190651   07-11-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
 jazzjunkie: He's had some of human love and he likes it.
 Dr Awkward: This makes me legit LOL and I have no idea why.
 DrinkMixMan: no one told me life was gonna be this way *goonish clapping*
 ChubbyBuddy: he liek dinosar
 dobbiesdoogs: me there for fronds
 a robot: Everybody hates you, Ross.
 A duck: Rawss an Raychell
Image 190650   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 Robespierre: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Air Biscuit: Just quality pancake topping my friend...
 djublonskopf: Not enough syrup.
 Jennerator: And the President complained because it wasn't a well-done steak with ketchup on it
 duckfarts: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yissssssssssssssssssssssss
 Teechur: @Ulillillia That's like, 30 years per pancake. No candles to blow out?
 Ulillillia: Celebrating one hundred fifty years.
Image 190649   07-11-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
 Uncle Phil: Radiation "Spill"
 Chest Rockwell: Shelter-in-place? I want to shelter-on-the-move.
 addend: Technically, each of us was a biological spill.
 Dr Awkward: "Oh no! It's a stage 5 'Utilities.' Call for back up!"
 DrinkMixMan: Kind of ironic that zombie jokes themselves have been done to death yet continue to lifelessly wander the earth
 Prostata: if there's an emergency please stop here and carefully read these pamphlets
Image 190648   07-11-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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