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272730  Mr Bleak: I assume it's a speed controller, like hanging a carrot in front of a donkey?

272805  Pront Remp: and yet, people click

272735  Mr Bleak: What the heck are you feeding that cat? Because if I'm honest, it looks like a gold plated turd.

272792  Side Boob: Charlie is a very good boy!

272790  Not A Bot: and you've probably just seen shit anyway so....

272737  grizzly: Jerking off is my passion

272758  Littlecraftywolf: michelle is that you?!

272796  Air Biscuit: So is she like internet explorers version of clippy?

272759  Air Biscuit: Firefox has seen your search history.

272756  grizzly: @Knice excellence is never finished.

272795  ThoughtlessGentleman: finally a candidate i can really believe in. cant wait for the debate between him and killface.

272779  Air Biscuit: @Beeble @kimjongun rad/bad vote system of north korea.

272785  Christina: Did she delete the tweet? I can't find it.

272774  AlexDeLarge: @Sadbot man, we suck

272775  AFanOfSprite: I'm not sure I caught that, what type of radio is it?

272792  fumbduck: Teacher's pet

272788  Scoo: Loose butthole

272769  KingTrebek: Don't remember my bible stories great, but I think those are his daughters.

272801  twitter: HEY! This chicken not angry enough! Take it back for more Die Antwoord.

272800  piratepom: Cute dog! I'll give you some advice that you probably already know, but. If you have ever met other peoples dogs and don't like a specific thing they do I.E. Barking, Jumping up on you, Biting, or even not being potty trained, now is the best time in that dogs life to train it not to do those things, or even to DO some things, like alert you when he needs to go outside. Puppies love to learn new t

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272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272504 Shay: John Lee Hooker always sweat bullets wherever he was.

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman

272659 Greifer: Looks like roadkill

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272681 glowstick: @lecj07 agree



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Score:
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 Mr. Shine: HAW HAW HAW HAW *wheeeeeeeze* HAW HAW HAW!!!
 Cami: @Dan Tagonistic I say! Stop messing about!
 Osiris: Hmmm. MORE nightmare material.
 Dan Tagonistic: Kenneth Williams cyborg
 Air Biscuit: @raditzu i bet patients are just as scary.
 addend: *zzzip* *place*.
 tib gubb: talk about a good way to startle people in a repetitious environment
 piranharama: "Hisssssss!!!"
 DrinkMixMan: For the love of God, you can stop saying "aahh" now
 WTF: The weird thing is this is a gynecologist's office.
 raditzu: dentists were already scary, but now... oh boy
 savvoy: Setting unrealistic body expectations for your dental hygienist since 1990.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: everyone is this excited about dental hygiene.
Image 190657   07-11-17   Uploaded by    gorilla
Score:
211
 
 bromide: BIRD UP!!
 Warrax: He's... he's fine, right? Isn't he?
 raditzu: shhh let him sleep
 E. HONDA: well if nothing else this post has username/upload synergy
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Well that's just plain horrible :(
 fanny: years ago, a crow got into my old apartment when i was gone for a week. It died, but first covered my kitchen in shit and blood (from bashing against the windows trying to get out.) My cat, darted into the kitchen before i had found the bird carcass, batted it, sending dozens of bugs and maggots across the floor. I'd be lying to say I didn't cry a little cleaning it up. (oh I was away for a funeral too, so it was a great homecoming)
 Yam: Oh that's sad.
Image 190656   07-11-17   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
322
 
 ChubbyBuddy: you know what, i like being blue. makes me write new jokes to appease my OCD when my fingers do something stupid
 ChubbyBuddy: Its frustrating when rogue apostrophes time travel from future comments and invade older statements.
 ChubbyBuddy: intriguing how every individual leaf was blown precisely back to it's original position
Image 190655   07-11-17   Uploaded by    funy speling
Score:
221
 
 grandma: M-M-M-MASK
 Chest Rockwell: Not surprising. My old Blazer broke front axles every winter.
 Teechur: It must be tired.
Image 190654   07-11-17   Uploaded by    nimbus
Score:
496
 
 LieutenantTofu: She'll be pissed at Granny when she gets laid off from the factory because a machine ate her drawing hand
 McMuff: Bad joke, Granny.
 Science: @Jennerator: And now you know the rest of the story...
 Air Biscuit: @Air Biscuit "if youre feeling sick, ingesting some lead will balence that out"
 Air Biscuit: "Painting radium on watches is safe"
 tib gubb: no, it won't
 piranharama: It's also not as useful to seize the means of Art
 phonk: @Ulillillia sounds dangerous
 AlexDeLarge: Joke's on him; all the factory work moved to Mexico and China and now pays less than art
 Jennerator: "Rosie, you should be a riveter."
 Scoo: Ok Grandma! Off to the home with ya!
 duckfarts: i haven't slapped you before grandma, but that doesn't mean i won't start
 necronomicon: Same thing you hear when you put your ear close to my heart and that's why I like music better than art, better than art
 Ulillillia: "In fifty years--they'll invent something that allows you to show your cat pictures across the world..."
 Nope: Crush your dreams and produce for the oligarchy!
Image 190653   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Clim Tinties
Score:
268
 
 Knice: I like this picture. Thank you, elahabdh.
Image 190652   07-11-17   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
317
 
 ChubbyBuddy: @Ulillillia glad you liked it btw i spent all your college money on plaster and green paint
 fakeusername: No, you're in a big pickle
 Ulillillia: Oh, Dad.
 Scoo: A dilly of a pickle, it seems!
Image 190651   07-11-17   Uploaded by    weed poop
Score:
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 jazzjunkie: He's had some of human love and he likes it.
 originaluser: This makes me legit LOL and I have no idea why.
 DrinkMixMan: no one told me life was gonna be this way *goonish clapping*
 ChubbyBuddy: he liek dinosar
 dobbiesdoogs: me there for fronds
 a robot: Everybody hates you, Ross.
 A duck: Rawss an Raychell
Image 190650   07-11-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
339
 
 humanfog: I prefer mine with a side of lingonberries.
 Air Biscuit: Just quality pancake topping my friend...
 djublonskopf: Not enough syrup.
 Jennerator: And the President complained because it wasn't a well-done steak with ketchup on it
 duckfarts: awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yissssssssssssssssssssssss
 Teechur: @Ulillillia That's like, 30 years per pancake. No candles to blow out?
 Ulillillia: Celebrating one hundred fifty years.
Image 190649   07-11-17   Uploaded by    NotHuman
Score:
206
 
 Uncle Phil: Radiation "Spill"
 Chest Rockwell: Shelter-in-place? I want to shelter-on-the-move.
 addend: Technically, each of us was a biological spill.
 Fursona: "Oh no! It's a stage 5 'Utilities.' Call for back up!"
 DrinkMixMan: Kind of ironic that zombie jokes themselves have been done to death yet continue to lifelessly wander the earth
 Prostata: if there's an emergency please stop here and carefully read these pamphlets
Image 190648   07-11-17   Uploaded by    avemaria
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