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273311  werterland: Screenshotting this so I can post it to my Instagram with my own same-but-worded-slightly-differently caption.

273402  Korrok: Korrok approves...

273362  lecj07: @Yam Yes indeed. There are theories that people hunted down meteorites for the valuable iron.

273391  lecj07: You interrupted the ritual you fool! Now she will jump to your body while you inhabit the rotting husk that was once her prison!

273396  lecj07: German kindergarten?

273397  lecj07: See this at my store all the time. Either dead, or someone got bored. Or Jay-zus was in the store today!

273402  Peter Pantsless: Oh, that internet, always doing...like, stuff, I guess

273391  Minnesotan: how I plan to die

273376  Annoying Vegan : How many rolls is this though?

273395  TurkeyVultureTed: Don't hate, Aggrogate!

273390  BavidDowie: How long til dinner's ready

273366  Not A Bot: Ariel's grandparents.

273299  RogueLeader: lolol @Prostata

273390  FormerLurker: Save your valuables. And I guess a noice floral stock pot too.

273392  FormerLurker: I bet this pupper makes really weird noises. Really hilarious adorable bizarre noises, out of every end that can make a noise.

273224  FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.

273383  Nope: Chance is way better

273384  runny999: Beluga is ripped

273343  Greifer: your bread looks wierd

273369  prius: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

273346 Christina: Thank you, captain obvious.

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

273265 mammal883: @mammal883 AAAAH!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273017 grizzly: @drtofu E=mc2

273224 FormerLurker: @BumScag something about the stars calling in sick made me audibly chuckle.



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 Joseph: Amazing. This was sent only yesterday and it's already on AG.
 dangerous dave: @Knice Then there was one a few months ago of a young woman taking a selfie, against a caption that said, "This is me, wearing 17 shirts. Also I do anal."
 Niels Bohr: @Knice getting some mileage out of that one. I doff my cap to you, good show old boy.
 Catcat: crying BECAUSE OF ALL THE AWESOME CASUAL SEX I'M HAVING
 Knice: Jeffrey & Jorene 4evah. #116278
Image 190328   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
139
 
 Kim: Are you crying in your picture?
 togboat: Grimmer than most.
 zodiacflash: @El hefe I AM... IN A WORLD... OF SHIT!
 SomeCanadian: Hi, my name is Jeffery
 fanny: hairdressers hate this one weird trick!
 Catcat: please pray etc etc looks like a squash etc etc
 El hefe: 5.56 millimeter, full metal jacket
Image 190327   07-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
387
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: The Professor built that A/C out of coconuts and seashells
 Teechur: @El hefe I THOUGHT so!
 El hefe: Outside of #190320
 Scoo: If you're not careful, that's going to burninate your thatch-roofed cottage!
Image 190326   07-10-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
322
 
 E. HONDA: this could be a boss in a Final Fantasy game
 Prostata: This "Heavy Metal" reboot looks a little iffy
 dangerous dave: (...probably photoshopped.)
 sparename: "The Curse Of The Were-Scorpion"
 Air Biscuit: Roll for charisma check.
 Catcat: God damn Fallout mods.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is this a frisky dingo reference because (troll laughter) there are many inconsistencies!!!!
 Peety: Leveling up the ol' vagina dentata
Image 190325   07-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
158
 
 dangerous dave: The fat-guy strangler broke out of Quahog's mental institution....
 Greifer: A miracle
 UltraBeverly: Where will you be when medicare ends?
 Meow: Turns out the rapture only took one guy
 Air Biscuit: Postman knocks on the mailbox, noone home. Leaves rascal and walks away.
 Catcat: "Ghost ride the rascal" is a very literal thing
 zodiacflash: Lawsuit check comes in: Tear off neck brace, jump out of rascal, run home to celebrate.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: help the homeless rascals in your community.
Image 190324   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
624
 
 Uncle Larry: Live-action animal farm
 iCEy: For real?
 Catcat: Slash the shins of the bourgeois!
 Christina: And Knives loves dogs.
 Mr. Butt: Trigun was weird
Image 190323   07-10-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
146
 
 addend: Now showing "BSOD, the Early Years".
Image 190322   07-10-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
213
 
 a robot: Must vote bad. Nothing funny about rabies :(
 duckfarts: tried it; it's got a cooling sensation from the menthol, but a bit too much bite
Image 190321   07-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
278
 
 Kim: The new window is installed.
 Eleftheros: @Catcat "ok little petrov, climb out the balcony and plug in the RCA cables!"
 CompletelyJoking: Good enough.
 Catcat: @Teechur It's probably in Russia, so the other end is just hanging out of an apartment building wall. And there's a gross hive of mutant bees underneath
 Teechur: Well, that's one way to have a "flat screen" TV. What's it look like on the other side, though?
Image 190320   07-10-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
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 Mr. Shine: These are the urine samples for the 2016 Russian "women's" gymnastics team.
 Dorb: Pantone coffee chart.
 addend: (Twists end for black coffee. Gets milk.)
 Mumbo Dingus: @Teechur but if you intend to add coffee, you can always freeze a serial diluation to you coffee specifications.
 Teechur: Hmmm....If I make ice cubes out of coffee, then when I make iced coffee, it won't get diluted.
Image 190319   07-10-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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