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258397  Peter Pantsless: DJ Scratches

258378  Spazstatic: Huh, that's not what the flag means to me.

258374  sparename: Don't skip tyre day

258332  ignatz: They did work for an outfit called the Asylum tho..

257459  Mr Bleak: I'd watch it.

257468  Mr Bleak: He followed the iPhone instructions, is all.

257469  Mr Bleak: Dr. Seuss reboot looking good "The Cat Is The Hat".

257474  Mr Bleak: @Shay Tell him Nickelback and he'll go away faster.

257477  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know where --this-- is going.

257479  Mr Bleak: Who doesn't?

258337  charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258383  WTF: She was asked by the flight attendant to "please, put your seat back forward".

258268  Felicity: In a restaurant, in a West End town

258272  Felicity: Excellent

257276  Magdra: licorice smelled like death

258299  Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258285  Felicity: Total Perspective Vortex

258292  Felicity: Now to build them into hot rods and pretend they're gifts for the prince

258386  a robot: Klassy!

258394  withak: Arnold as a person is maybe not so good, but Arnold as hunky man-candy is pretty great

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258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious

258106 RiderFan: @Scoo Says you.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258337 charlemagne: control, control, you must learn control!

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.



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11. logan: 1740 points
12. cran vodka: 1684 points
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Score:
661
 
 Joseph: Amazing. This was sent only yesterday and it's already on AG.
 dangerous dave: @Knice Then there was one a few months ago of a young woman taking a selfie, against a caption that said, "This is me, wearing 17 shirts. Also I do anal."
 Niels Bohr: @Knice getting some mileage out of that one. I doff my cap to you, good show old boy.
 Catcat: crying BECAUSE OF ALL THE AWESOME CASUAL SEX I'M HAVING
 Knice: Jeffrey & Jorene 4evah. #116278
Image 190328   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Lorm Bembo
Score:
139
 
 Kim: Are you crying in your picture?
 togboat: Grimmer than most.
 zodiacflash: @El hefe I AM... IN A WORLD... OF SHIT!
 SomeCanadian: Hi, my name is Jeffery
 fanny: hairdressers hate this one weird trick!
 Catcat: please pray etc etc looks like a squash etc etc
 El hefe: 5.56 millimeter, full metal jacket
Image 190327   07-10-17   Uploaded by    skylark
Score:
387
 
 DimwaldtThrockmorton: The Professor built that A/C out of coconuts and seashells
 Teechur: @El hefe I THOUGHT so!
 El hefe: Outside of #190320
 Scoo: If you're not careful, that's going to burninate your thatch-roofed cottage!
Image 190326   07-10-17   Uploaded by    midgetcastle
Score:
322
 
 E. HONDA: this could be a boss in a Final Fantasy game
 Prostata: This "Heavy Metal" reboot looks a little iffy
 dangerous dave: (...probably photoshopped.)
 sparename: "The Curse Of The Were-Scorpion"
 Air Biscuit: Roll for charisma check.
 Catcat: God damn Fallout mods.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: is this a frisky dingo reference because (troll laughter) there are many inconsistencies!!!!
 Peety: Leveling up the ol' vagina dentata
Image 190325   07-10-17   Uploaded by    humanfog
Score:
158
 
 dangerous dave: The fat-guy strangler broke out of Quahog's mental institution....
 Greifer: A miracle
 UltraBeverly: Where will you be when medicare ends?
 Meow: Turns out the rapture only took one guy
 Air Biscuit: Postman knocks on the mailbox, noone home. Leaves rascal and walks away.
 Catcat: "Ghost ride the rascal" is a very literal thing
 zodiacflash: Lawsuit check comes in: Tear off neck brace, jump out of rascal, run home to celebrate.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: help the homeless rascals in your community.
Image 190324   07-10-17   Uploaded by    Fast Sloth
Score:
624
 
 Uncle Larry: Live-action animal farm
 iCEy: For real?
 Catcat: Slash the shins of the bourgeois!
 Christina: And Knives loves dogs.
 Mr. Butt: Trigun was weird
Image 190323   07-10-17   Uploaded by    flommmm
Score:
146
 
 addend: Now showing "BSOD, the Early Years".
Image 190322   07-10-17   Uploaded by    grace
Score:
213
 
 a robot: Must vote bad. Nothing funny about rabies :(
 duckfarts: tried it; it's got a cooling sensation from the menthol, but a bit too much bite
Image 190321   07-10-17   Uploaded by    BoiledEggs
Score:
278
 
 Kim: The new window is installed.
 Eleftheros: @Catcat "ok little petrov, climb out the balcony and plug in the RCA cables!"
 CompletelyJoking: Good enough.
 Catcat: @Teechur It's probably in Russia, so the other end is just hanging out of an apartment building wall. And there's a gross hive of mutant bees underneath
 Teechur: Well, that's one way to have a "flat screen" TV. What's it look like on the other side, though?
Image 190320   07-10-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
274
 
 Mr. Shine: These are the urine samples for the 2016 Russian "women's" gymnastics team.
 Dorb: Pantone coffee chart.
 addend: (Twists end for black coffee. Gets milk.)
 Dr Awkward: @Teechur but if you intend to add coffee, you can always freeze a serial diluation to you coffee specifications.
 Teechur: Hmmm....If I make ice cubes out of coffee, then when I make iced coffee, it won't get diluted.
Image 190319   07-10-17   Uploaded by    shadebane
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