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233022  Peter Pantsless: @ignatz I always thought the spelling of that word was weird, and the Euro spelling is even weirder

233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (xkcd.com/1133/)

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

232814 Bohab: Rock on, fellow bohab

232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

232910 grizzly: But what does mental illness LOOK like?

232812 Kaviri: Vomit on my sweater already.

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 Beef Supreme: Fun fact: you can boil water in a paper cup.
 Jeffrat: @Zampano because they're full of a liquid with a boiling point higher than the ignition temperature of the plastic!
 Air Biscuit: @Zampano They put out the fire.
 Zampano: #117179 how did your freezey-pops survive the fire intact, without the packaging melting?
Image 190094   07-09-17   Uploaded by    goldman sachs
Score:
232
 
 Teechur: @Dr Awkward *yore
 addend: Mmm, cowboy sausages.
 Ihminen: Well that went to unexpected places at least two times
 Red: whoever made this sign got very excited when twitter was invented
 Jennerator: not at all bitter about her divorce
 Dr Awkward: @Scoo you mean "This hurt's" your brain. Your welcome.
 Scoo: This hurts my brain to even try to parse this
Image 190093   07-09-17   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
610
 
 mrdiron: Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny bruh
 scribbs: Why would God give an animal fingers but not a nose to pick?
 Teechur: Thanks a lotl, axolotl!
 a robot: Always a rad for axolotls
Image 190092   07-09-17   Uploaded by    eykei
Score:
487
 
 scribbs: "He's my celebrity endorsement."
 Amy Housewine: Plot twist: the job applicant actually was Jamie Oliver and he thought the recipe would speak for itself.
 dobbiesdoogs: "and it was delicious, you're hired"
 Peter Pantsless: Is this Twitter? Blue is Twitter, right? I've never even been to the website
Image 190091   07-09-17   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
177
 
 Fishy: cut that sh!t out
Image 190090   07-09-17   Uploaded by    Spray Tan
Score:
375
 
 a robot: Babies are gross
 Dr Awkward: Like swap the bottom two pictures? Way better
 Dr Awkward: This would be way funnier to me if they were all shuffled up.
Image 190089   07-09-17   Uploaded by    kshoxx
Score:
76
 
 Eleftheros: The Eye of Osiris is the only talisman that can break your fixating gaze on the dark portal! Fear not, brave souls who seek to block the flow of Ko-Txulbub energy from the portal!
 sparename: Alternative cat-flap.
 hajjpodge: Don't tell me how to live my life! @Nope
 Nope: This attaches from the tail, please dont put buttplugs in your cats
Image 190088   07-09-17   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
272
 
 scribbs: @Mexico That's why you should love diamonds. This reply is brought to you by De Beers.
 Scoo: Mike TV?
 Jennerator: Mike needs better hobbies
 Dr Awkward: They tasted terrible too
 Mexico: Everything I love will eventually die.
Image 190087   07-09-17   Uploaded by    elronhubard
Score:
557
 
 Jennerator: From WoW to wow!
 WaffleIron: Good for him!
Image 190086   07-08-17   Uploaded by    zip file
Score:
332
 
 Hyphae: That blue flame I. The middle reminds me of something #190088
 Air Biscuit: Nice breadhenge.
 Peter Pantsless: Quit looking at my Keelback's ass...okay please keep looking at my Keelback's ass
Image 190085   07-08-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
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