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210251  funny in the wall: Did he steal moses' sheep stick thingy? I know they're pals

210196  Dr Awkward: @Felicity I sure hope! I bet he has a lot of honorary doctorates. My guess is Temple U will never revoke theirs for him, as he has been such a supporter of them for decades

210230  square44: if only there was some way to wash away the evidence

210205  Dr Awkward: @Teechur We're in AZ. I'll have to check my local options!

210205  Dr Awkward: @Knice @Yam Yep, I have 8 goats. My wife's hand and arms are sore from workouts and work tasks, so I've milked for the last 5 days. I got 3/4 of a gallon from our one current milk goat today!

210258  bigASShobo: For two years it's not in your skanky, dirty ole fridge :-

210235  Coolguy: Coolguy approves

210248  a robot: Nature is BRUTAL

210236  Korrok: Convenient.

210225  Felicity: Sort of works with #210226

210242  PenguinBartender: Bobby Singer spotted.

210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

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210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210031 LogicKitty: So then I thought, "if I'm paying that much for a coffin it ain't going in the ground"

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.



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Score:
686
 
 zupobaloop: SHE GRABS THEM BY THE SNAKE
 dangerous dave: Behold: The great, great, great grandmother if Jenna Marbles.
 Scoo: Grab them by the snake. I don't even wait. You can do anything.
 El Barto: Maude don't give a fuuuuuuuck.
 Teechur: Beats treadin' on 'em.
 Zampano: Well, that looks like a dangerously good time.
Image 186154   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
238
 
 antipatterns: Lord Buddha, as always, looking divine
 Mr. Shine: @duckfarts Is it written on the bass drum in black electrical tape?
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine power snake is the name of my hair metal band
 Mr. Shine: "Well, THERE'S yer problem! You got a Buddha blockin' up the drain pipe. Dunno how he got down there, but lemme run the power snake down there, get it taken care of."
Image 186153   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
703
 
 duckfarts: Jean Claude Van Samme
 ch: damn unca sam has done himself a problematic contortion
 dangerous dave: If you still have a DVD player and have never tried this, watch any of the Jackass movies with the subtitles turned on. It's hilarious all over again, sometimes moreso.
 Catcat: America's crotch!
 piranharama: Looks like a dangerously good time.
 Knice: *furiously scribbles 'bad parking' note*
 Nopetology: (#186037 in Swahili)
Image 186152   06-19-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
292
 
 antipatterns: beanie baby in corner dates this almost to the day
 ch: so ... do you like me?
 Catcat: Don't go to omegle, kid.
 copunter: she got even more bad when she found out badgrl was already taken
 WaffleIron: That spaceship doesn't look very friendly!
Image 186151   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
842
 
 Hosebag: Is that a wireless charger for kitties?
 annterland: You haven't partied till you've been face down in a box of kleenex
 Nopetology: This Kleenex box probably belongs to someone who is allergic to cats. But cats are nice- it's been scientifically proven.
Image 186150   06-19-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
376
 
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 cenecia: *Flintstones dinosaur voice* "It's a living!"
 Catcat: Rock the pharaoh!
 Prostata: I'm a rocker. I rock out.
 copunter: [redacted goddess's incindiary name] went through hell putting this fool back together. by some accounts, his head had been made into a harp ornament
 Red: they played us like a damn fiddle!
Image 186149   06-19-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
141
 
 Catcat: @WTF Old Smellers, more like.
 Prostata: what's that smell?
 Red: now in smellovision
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 sparename: Not Heaven Scent??
Image 186148   06-19-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 zupobaloop: IN THE MIDDLE OF ARSTREET
 dangerkeith3000: Arhaus...in the middle of the street
 Dan Tagonistic: I'll never get to Orange Street with that in the way
 Catcat: THE IMMIGRANTS R TAKING ARE JABS AND ARHAUS!
 Butcherboy: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure. No niel it's madness this week
 Mr. Shine: Sister's sighing in her sleep (aahhhhhh)
 grizzly: Baggy trousers!
 copunter: Life used to be so hard (the two songs referenced split the spaceship crowd into two demographics: old and really old)
 Amy Housewine: The kids are playing up downstairs
 Science: There's always something happening
 Side Boob: ...in the middle of Arstreet.
 Minnesotan: is a very very very fine house
 ignatz: Mother's tired, she needs a rest (all sing along)
 ignatz: Father wears his Sunday best..
Image 186147   06-19-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
238
 
 Shay: You know you could've saved time and just say "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"
 copunter: find refuge and solace on this friendly spaceship, silver spaceman. maybe jam with satriani for the progress you demand
 Felicity: Beautiful
Image 186146   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
228
 
 a robot: @Prostata Compensation for tiny penis, I would imagine.
 Teechur: @Nopetology A Scout is prepared. Also, Murphy's Law.
 Catcat: @Nopetology His utilikilt.
 Nopetology: @Teechur One would hope that tires of such an absurd magnitude would prevent most of the problems that might affect normal tires. Rolling over a nail or a shard of glass could seem pretty insignificant if you're driving a massive fortress..
 Nopetology: @WTF ramp, ladder, Batman.. Pretty sure the guy pulls a grappling hook off his utility belt, sinks it, and then rappels up the mofo.
 Nopetology: Retired people love this kind of stuff. They become migratory instead of becoming sedentary. They love huge RVs that have air conditioning and most of the comforts of home, but they usually don't attach their new trailer lives to monster trucks.
 Teechur: When I go on vacation, I carry a spare tire for the tow vehicle and two spares for the the camper. Where does Mr. Eunuch carry his?
 Prostata: if there's a point to doing this I have no idea what it is
 WTF: Umm, how does one get into the trailer?
 Nopetology: This rig's fuel consumption is rated by GPM, not MPG. Also, #186037
Image 186145   06-19-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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