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221264  MabelSyrup: His girlfriends name was steps 2 and 3 of making a hamburger.

221264  god666: Reminds if the song- Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug Doug

221208  electrode: I can't tell if it's a really old episode or just a terrible picture.

221208  Cyka: That painfully placed, comma

221260  iCEy: I laughed harder at this than I probably should have.

221239  karmakat: lonely much?

221199  FatTigerWoods: And YOU couldn't stop them?

221245  karmakat: hm...thanks for the warning?

221248  karmakat: Halloween left overs.

221250  karmakat: yeah...Gospel that makes you want to shot yourself...

221252  karmakat: the movie was closer to that cake's quality.

221253  karmakat: I get that feeling that someone 'played too much' with that poor lemon.

221262  superfudge: He lost it all playing the sluts.

221262  tane: The sadness sets in as I sat next to the old man at the bus stop. He quietly murmured to himself for a while until I noticed he seemed to be talking to someone that wasn't there. From what I gathered, it was his best friend that must have recently passed, but even so he continued to joke along with his delusional fantasy. A cigarette hung from his cracked lips as he slowly turned to me and said: "

221261  Peddy Tenderglass: He is the Gecko45 of students

221261  wwwdotcom: I thought he was using that 3D printer as a scope.

221261  Apple IIe: Rifle scope*

221260  metallica: That is me with my gf half the time. Maybe I need to cut back.

221260  runny999: This was fantastic! That thumbnail just sells it lol

221210  flommmm: Easy fix

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221134 apoxia: Ah, the old therapist couch thing. I'm a clinical psychologist and have never had anyone lie down. Heck, I only have seats in the interview room. Am I doing something wrong, or is it just because I don't do psychodynamic therapy?

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221072 grizzly: @Yurishiro Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte?



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Score:
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 zupobaloop: SHE GRABS THEM BY THE SNAKE
 dangerous dave: Behold: The great, great, great grandmother if Jenna Marbles.
 Scoo: Grab them by the snake. I don't even wait. You can do anything.
 El Barto: Maude don't give a fuuuuuuuck.
 Teechur: Beats treadin' on 'em.
 Zampano: Well, that looks like a dangerously good time.
Image 186154   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
238
 
 antipatterns: Lord Buddha, as always, looking divine
 Mr. Shine: @duckfarts Is it written on the bass drum in black electrical tape?
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine power snake is the name of my hair metal band
 Mr. Shine: "Well, THERE'S yer problem! You got a Buddha blockin' up the drain pipe. Dunno how he got down there, but lemme run the power snake down there, get it taken care of."
Image 186153   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
703
 
 duckfarts: Jean Claude Van Samme
 ch: damn unca sam has done himself a problematic contortion
 dangerous dave: If you still have a DVD player and have never tried this, watch any of the Jackass movies with the subtitles turned on. It's hilarious all over again, sometimes moreso.
 Catcat: America's crotch!
 piranharama: Looks like a dangerously good time.
 Knice: *furiously scribbles 'bad parking' note*
 Nopetology: (#186037 in Swahili)
Image 186152   06-19-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
292
 
 antipatterns: beanie baby in corner dates this almost to the day
 ch: so ... do you like me?
 Catcat: Don't go to omegle, kid.
 copunter: she got even more bad when she found out badgrl was already taken
 WaffleIron: That spaceship doesn't look very friendly!
Image 186151   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
842
 
 Hosebag: Is that a wireless charger for kitties?
 annterland: You haven't partied till you've been face down in a box of kleenex
 Nopetology: This Kleenex box probably belongs to someone who is allergic to cats. But cats are nice- it's been scientifically proven.
Image 186150   06-19-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
376
 
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 cenecia: *Flintstones dinosaur voice* "It's a living!"
 Catcat: Rock the pharaoh!
 Prostata: I'm a rocker. I rock out.
 copunter: [redacted goddess's incindiary name] went through hell putting this fool back together. by some accounts, his head had been made into a harp ornament
 Red: they played us like a damn fiddle!
Image 186149   06-19-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
141
 
 Catcat: @WTF Old Smellers, more like.
 Prostata: what's that smell?
 Red: now in smellovision
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 sparename: Not Heaven Scent??
Image 186148   06-19-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 zupobaloop: IN THE MIDDLE OF ARSTREET
 dangerkeith3000: Arhaus...in the middle of the street
 Dan Tagonistic: I'll never get to Orange Street with that in the way
 Catcat: THE IMMIGRANTS R TAKING ARE JABS AND ARHAUS!
 Butcherboy: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure. No niel it's madness this week
 Mr. Shine: Sister's sighing in her sleep (aahhhhhh)
 grizzly: Baggy trousers!
 copunter: Life used to be so hard (the two songs referenced split the spaceship crowd into two demographics: old and really old)
 Amy Housewine: The kids are playing up downstairs
 Science: There's always something happening
 Side Boob: ...in the middle of Arstreet.
 Minnesotan: is a very very very fine house
 ignatz: Mother's tired, she needs a rest (all sing along)
 ignatz: Father wears his Sunday best..
Image 186147   06-19-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
238
 
 Shay: You know you could've saved time and just say "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"
 copunter: find refuge and solace on this friendly spaceship, silver spaceman. maybe jam with satriani for the progress you demand
 Felicity: Beautiful
Image 186146   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
228
 
 a robot: @Prostata Compensation for tiny penis, I would imagine.
 Teechur: @Nopetology A Scout is prepared. Also, Murphy's Law.
 Catcat: @Nopetology His utilikilt.
 Nopetology: @Teechur One would hope that tires of such an absurd magnitude would prevent most of the problems that might affect normal tires. Rolling over a nail or a shard of glass could seem pretty insignificant if you're driving a massive fortress..
 Nopetology: @WTF ramp, ladder, Batman.. Pretty sure the guy pulls a grappling hook off his utility belt, sinks it, and then rappels up the mofo.
 Nopetology: Retired people love this kind of stuff. They become migratory instead of becoming sedentary. They love huge RVs that have air conditioning and most of the comforts of home, but they usually don't attach their new trailer lives to monster trucks.
 Teechur: When I go on vacation, I carry a spare tire for the tow vehicle and two spares for the the camper. Where does Mr. Eunuch carry his?
 Prostata: if there's a point to doing this I have no idea what it is
 WTF: Umm, how does one get into the trailer?
 Nopetology: This rig's fuel consumption is rated by GPM, not MPG. Also, #186037
Image 186145   06-19-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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