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248806  Dr Awkward: "Don't be irrational, Mom!"

248792  iatemyhomework: The password is "VAGINA"

248753  KnowLifer: *being secretly a super-villain in spanish*

248651  PenguinBartender: @Teechur OH! I thought they were using the word "ignorant" (and variants thereof) as a pronoun. TY

248774  a robot: Thanks, Google

248802  Whatever: I shall call you Dinner since I already had Lunch

248791  a robot: Her head seems way too large for her body

248803  Whatever: Seems like a realistic weight loss plan

248793  a robot: This isn't really that helpful without a modern animal to compare them all to....

248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

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248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248680 bug: pornhub

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....



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11. dingding: 2111 points
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Score:
686
 
 zupobaloop: SHE GRABS THEM BY THE SNAKE
 dangerous dave: Behold: The great, great, great grandmother if Jenna Marbles.
 Scoo: Grab them by the snake. I don't even wait. You can do anything.
 El Barto: Maude don't give a fuuuuuuuck.
 Teechur: Beats treadin' on 'em.
 Zampano: Well, that looks like a dangerously good time.
Image 186154   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
238
 
 antipatterns: Lord Buddha, as always, looking divine
 Mr. Shine: @duckfarts Is it written on the bass drum in black electrical tape?
 duckfarts: @Mr. Shine power snake is the name of my hair metal band
 Mr. Shine: "Well, THERE'S yer problem! You got a Buddha blockin' up the drain pipe. Dunno how he got down there, but lemme run the power snake down there, get it taken care of."
Image 186153   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
703
 
 duckfarts: Jean Claude Van Samme
 ch: damn unca sam has done himself a problematic contortion
 dangerous dave: If you still have a DVD player and have never tried this, watch any of the Jackass movies with the subtitles turned on. It's hilarious all over again, sometimes moreso.
 Catcat: America's crotch!
 piranharama: Looks like a dangerously good time.
 Knice: *furiously scribbles 'bad parking' note*
 Nopetology: (#186037 in Swahili)
Image 186152   06-19-17   Uploaded by    foreversmug
Score:
292
 
 antipatterns: beanie baby in corner dates this almost to the day
 ch: so ... do you like me?
 Catcat: Don't go to omegle, kid.
 copunter: she got even more bad when she found out badgrl was already taken
 WaffleIron: That spaceship doesn't look very friendly!
Image 186151   06-19-17   Uploaded by    robocop
Score:
842
 
 Hosebag: Is that a wireless charger for kitties?
 annterland: You haven't partied till you've been face down in a box of kleenex
 Nopetology: This Kleenex box probably belongs to someone who is allergic to cats. But cats are nice- it's been scientifically proven.
Image 186150   06-19-17   Uploaded by    theaquaman
Score:
376
 
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 Suburbanmom: What is this yoga pose called again?
 cenecia: *Flintstones dinosaur voice* "It's a living!"
 Catcat: Rock the pharaoh!
 Prostata: I'm a rocker. I rock out.
 copunter: [redacted goddess's incindiary name] went through hell putting this fool back together. by some accounts, his head had been made into a harp ornament
 Red: they played us like a damn fiddle!
Image 186149   06-19-17   Uploaded by    runny999
Score:
141
 
 Catcat: @WTF Old Smellers, more like.
 Prostata: what's that smell?
 Red: now in smellovision
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 WTF: I would have titled it "Old Yellers"
 sparename: Not Heaven Scent??
Image 186148   06-19-17   Uploaded by    macrocosm
Score:
317
 
 zupobaloop: IN THE MIDDLE OF ARSTREET
 cassette1: Arhaus...in the middle of the street
 Dan Tagonistic: I'll never get to Orange Street with that in the way
 Catcat: THE IMMIGRANTS R TAKING ARE JABS AND ARHAUS!
 Butcherboy: I hope Mike hurries back with the cure. No niel it's madness this week
 Mr. Shine: Sister's sighing in her sleep (aahhhhhh)
 grizzly: Baggy trousers!
 copunter: Life used to be so hard (the two songs referenced split the spaceship crowd into two demographics: old and really old)
 Amy Housewine: The kids are playing up downstairs
 Science: There's always something happening
 Side Boob: ...in the middle of Arstreet.
 Minnesotan: is a very very very fine house
 ignatz: Mother's tired, she needs a rest (all sing along)
 ignatz: Father wears his Sunday best..
Image 186147   06-19-17   Uploaded by    clayjar
Score:
238
 
 Shay: You know you could've saved time and just say "I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!"
 copunter: find refuge and solace on this friendly spaceship, silver spaceman. maybe jam with satriani for the progress you demand
 Felicity: Beautiful
Image 186146   06-19-17   Uploaded by    Joetato
Score:
228
 
 a robot: @Prostata Compensation for tiny penis, I would imagine.
 Teechur: @Nopetology A Scout is prepared. Also, Murphy's Law.
 Catcat: @Nopetology His utilikilt.
 Nopetology: @Teechur One would hope that tires of such an absurd magnitude would prevent most of the problems that might affect normal tires. Rolling over a nail or a shard of glass could seem pretty insignificant if you're driving a massive fortress..
 Nopetology: @WTF ramp, ladder, Batman.. Pretty sure the guy pulls a grappling hook off his utility belt, sinks it, and then rappels up the mofo.
 Nopetology: Retired people love this kind of stuff. They become migratory instead of becoming sedentary. They love huge RVs that have air conditioning and most of the comforts of home, but they usually don't attach their new trailer lives to monster trucks.
 Teechur: When I go on vacation, I carry a spare tire for the tow vehicle and two spares for the the camper. Where does Mr. Eunuch carry his?
 Prostata: if there's a point to doing this I have no idea what it is
 WTF: Umm, how does one get into the trailer?
 Nopetology: This rig's fuel consumption is rated by GPM, not MPG. Also, #186037
Image 186145   06-19-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
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