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249522  Telkwa: Butt oleo.

249521  Air Biscuit: Just getting there is expensive.

248787  Mr Bleak: @glenalec They couldn't afford the dilithium crystals.

249495  SoyUnPerdedor: AMERICA FUCK YEAH!!! *guitar solo, fireworks*

249509  SoyUnPerdedor: I'm dressed as a shit that's taking a shit... mind blown

249512  SoyUnPerdedor: Still a great safety record, right?

249514  SoyUnPerdedor: Yes, my faves

249516  SoyUnPerdedor: Don't bother me, studying

249519  a robot: Yeah, fat babies don't need to eat. What a great fucking analogy.

249517  UltraBeverly: Middle-aged white woman

249521  SoyUnPerdedor: Fair enough

249511  SoyUnPerdedor: The perfect killing machine stepping off the assembly line

249447  Warrax: I hear you, Mrs. West.

249451  Warrax: The ladies call me stretch nuts.

249492  Greifer: In case of an accident this thing will accelerate the Baby to ludicrous speed

249501  Warrax: This is kinda cool. I like this.

249502  Warrax: I can't wait til I get to be a crab house.

249505  a robot: @whcvgre78 Kittens still want everything to die, they just look extra-cute while thinking it

249508  a robot: Cats are nice. Kittens, too.

249513  a robot: That's a cute foxdog

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249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249275 PenguinBartender: Undo the bottom button, damnit.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249243 Side Boob: Hey! It's that one guy from 'Bosom Buddies' on TV

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?



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Score:
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 grizzly: After #184943
 Teechur: I tip my hat to you, @redmonkey3.
 DrinkMixMan: He took a shortcut to the the Final Zone
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - done @ #117179
 wolfpk: I get what they are trying to do, but I think it only makes it worse.
 UseYourName: I've never been to a funeral where the dress code was Tails
 Teechur: Can we get a SAD button for a child's funeral?
 Catcat: @dobbiesdoogs It's a OK, he died choking on a chilly dog.
 dobbiesdoogs: (i'll save everyone seats in hell)
 dobbiesdoogs: gotta go fast
Image 184942   06-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
Score:
349
 
 Horatio: So, I didn't know #184940 were filming.
 morakdais: I like that he took the trouble to get all dressed up for it
 redmonkey3: Whatever is in that cup - drink it slowwwly
 Niels Bohr: Hey duder, your leg's wonky.
 Zampano: Let's just get way too stoned and pretend were on a safari... From the couch
 Peter Pantsless: Aside from the giraffe, this would be awesome for, you know, that thing we're doing.
Image 184941   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
Score:
222
 
 DarkTeddy: Okay you're right. :( @bug
 burritos: My dog sucks his all the time. I don't know if that's a dog thing or if he's just flexible.
 bug: @DarkTeddy This would be the one animal on earth that might not apply to...
 wolfpk: I charge by the minute, and your time has already started.
 Bu7Z: Aside from the giraffe, this would be awesome for, you know, that thing we're doing.
 DarkTeddy: I aint gonna suck itself
Image 184940   06-13-17   Uploaded by    ani625
Score:
294
 
 a robot: Have a banana, you'll perk right up! #182895
 hajjpodge: Me watching Rachel Maddow.
Image 184939   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Oober
Score:
513
 
 Mr Shifty: If you can afford a Thompson submachine gun you don't need to rob a damn bank.
 dad: Chicago typewriter case looking sharp.
 phil: Since fedoras have a stigma now, when I get my hat Im going to get a porkpie hat or a cowboy hat. Or maybe a leather peaked cap
 Teechur: My father-in-law (prof violinist) says a viola is better than a violin because they burn longer when the heat gets turned off for non-payment.
 White Rice: I wish I could remember the delivery on this dumb music joke I halfway remember from high school. It's effectively "what's the difference between taking a violin case into a bank vs taking a viola case in?" Violin case: they're worried you might have a gun; viola case: they're worried you might start playing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Catcat Why do you think I bought the hats in the first place? I prefer three-piece getups. Gotta have a place to put my watch. I just don't really get to look spiffy that often and then then the Internet happened
 Catcat: @Peter Pantsless Get a suit to match. And if anyone complains, well, accessorize with the ol' Chicago Typewriter over there.
 hajjpodge: Okay, calm down Al Capone.
 Peter Pantsless: Also (vanity alert) I look awesome in old-timey hats but assholes ruined it for me. Came out of nowhere. *throws expensive, stylish hat in the garbage, and then spits on it*
 Peter Pantsless: I actually have one of those things. Fun as hell, but super expensive to shoot and totally useless
Image 184938   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
Score:
557
 
 seahawks: Snuggle seriously regrets his trip Down Under.
 DarkTeddy: It aint gonna suck itself
 Catcat: Young roo martyr uses camouflage to sneak up on Australian troops in the Kangaroo war (colorized)
Image 184937   06-13-17   Uploaded by    professional
Score:
426
 
 matos: The Toxic Avenger set! I love those Troma tie-ins.
 bug: I'm still waiting on the PlayMobil Oil Spill Cleanup Playset
 WTF: @Catcat My daughter got the Martin Luther figure. No door, but came with a quill for writing the 95 theses.
 Mr. Shine: I actually own this. It was too weird to pass up.
 Catcat: Also, Playmobil has also released a tiny plastic Martin Luther miniature. Dunno if they make church doors for him to nail plastic thesis to.
 Catcat: I assume you haven't played any of the German games about coordinating cops, ambulances, fire trucks and even HAZMAT crews? Because Germans are all up in this shit.
Image 184936   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
Score:
125
 
 Mr Shifty: Mmmm... Popped maggots.
 Horatio: These Cheetos are weird.
Image 184935   06-13-17   Uploaded by    withak
Score:
339
 
 Kim: Dubious.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot We've got chocolate twinkies in an American section. Basically it's just a bunch of sugar, some crappy cereal (mostly sugar) an jalapeno poppers. If I were an American I would be dead because of diabetes/heart disease!
 a robot: I read something once about "American" sections in supermarkets around the world, and apparently they all have one item in common: marshmallow fluff. Gross.
 Horatio: /patriotic tears
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Sadbot: Gonna shotgun a sixer of dogs, American style, woo!
Image 184934   06-13-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
381
 
 Mr Shifty: Eye aye matey!
 windows96: That Resident is hongry. Top work, Wolvie!
 Horatio: Stop undressing me with your eye!
 Beef Supreme: Alan Parsons was right!
 Catcat: It's eyeing him up!
 Peter Pantsless: You guys ever read Lovecraft?
 Teechur: Eye've got your back.
Image 184933   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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