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233022  zrj235: I... don't have words. They should have sent a poet.

233020  Nope: Sugar Ray fell on some hard times

233009  Sadbot: @ping thanks for that, much funnier and nobody killed a bunch of kids with a Saturn V recently...or ever

233004  Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

233004  Chest Rockwell: Translation: We're all unarmed, come rob us!

233004  Chest Rockwell: @Side Boob That's exactly what I do.

233001  Teechur: Is this what you turn into if you eat one?

233004  Teechur: @Nope Mine only punches holes in paper targets. More people have been harmed by social media than by my firearms.

233018  Dresdenkeogh: Day 3. The others have yet to realize that I am not bread.

233021  Dresdenkeogh: Need condoms? Maybe look somewhere that doesn't contain jerky. This isn't my house this is a store.

233021  grizzly: Whenever I bought condoms, I let the cashier know that they were for my penis.

233008  zrj235: it's missing pumpkin spice

233009  zrj235: from my cold dead holdy hand things

233010  zrj235: haha oh wow i remember this game wow. i wish i didn't but i do.

233012  Chest Rockwell: The people that this message is intended for probably don't use their mirrors.

233009  ping: This reminds me of xkcd's Up Goer Five (

233011  zrj235: anything is a heart if you're brave enough

233015  Peter Pantsless: The kid is a master strategist

233012  zrj235: CIFFART REWOLS

233016  Teechur: @Otterman Dogthulhu is NOT happy.

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232867 Robespierre: @Kaviri I prefer "sphincter-clenching tension" myself.

232807 Warrax: "What's your favorite ice cream flavor?" "Narcissism."

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232786 trelyate: neber forget

232832 Felicity: The sign of success is when youre doing so well at real estate you have time to be a comedian *and* a magician

233004 Nope: @Teechur My vial of anthrax makes a nice paperweight. More people have been harmed by McDonald's than MY vial.

232894 Kaviri: She died doing what she loved.

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 grizzly: After #184943
 Teechur: I tip my hat to you, @redmonkey3.
 DrinkMixMan: He took a shortcut to the the Final Zone
 redmonkey3: @Teechur - done @ #117179
 wolfpk: I get what they are trying to do, but I think it only makes it worse.
 UseYourName: I've never been to a funeral where the dress code was Tails
 Teechur: Can we get a SAD button for a child's funeral?
 Catcat: @dobbiesdoogs It's a OK, he died choking on a chilly dog.
 dobbiesdoogs: (i'll save everyone seats in hell)
 dobbiesdoogs: gotta go fast
Image 184942   06-13-17   Uploaded by    iamthewalrus
 Horatio: So, I didn't know #184940 were filming.
 Felicity: I like that he took the trouble to get all dressed up for it
 redmonkey3: Whatever is in that cup - drink it slowwwly
 Niels Bohr: Hey duder, your leg's wonky.
 Zampano: Let's just get way too stoned and pretend were on a safari... From the couch
 Peter Pantsless: Aside from the giraffe, this would be awesome for, you know, that thing we're doing.
Image 184941   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Big Beagler
 DarkTeddy: Okay you're right. :( @bug
 dangerkeith3000: My dog sucks his all the time. I don't know if that's a dog thing or if he's just flexible.
 bug: @DarkTeddy This would be the one animal on earth that might not apply to...
 wolfpk: I charge by the minute, and your time has already started.
 Bu7Z: Aside from the giraffe, this would be awesome for, you know, that thing we're doing.
 DarkTeddy: I aint gonna suck itself
Image 184940   06-13-17   Uploaded by    ani625
 a robot: Have a banana, you'll perk right up! #182895
 hajjpodge: Me watching Rachel Maddow.
Image 184939   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Oober
 Mr Shifty: If you can afford a Thompson submachine gun you don't need to rob a damn bank.
 Robespierre: Chicago typewriter case looking sharp.
 Felicity: Since fedoras have a stigma now, when I get my hat Im going to get a porkpie hat or a cowboy hat. Or maybe a leather peaked cap
 Teechur: My father-in-law (prof violinist) says a viola is better than a violin because they burn longer when the heat gets turned off for non-payment.
 White Rice: I wish I could remember the delivery on this dumb music joke I halfway remember from high school. It's effectively "what's the difference between taking a violin case into a bank vs taking a viola case in?" Violin case: they're worried you might have a gun; viola case: they're worried you might start playing.
 Peter Pantsless: @Catcat Why do you think I bought the hats in the first place? I prefer three-piece getups. Gotta have a place to put my watch. I just don't really get to look spiffy that often and then then the Internet happened
 Catcat: @Peter Pantsless Get a suit to match. And if anyone complains, well, accessorize with the ol' Chicago Typewriter over there.
 hajjpodge: Okay, calm down Al Capone.
 Peter Pantsless: Also (vanity alert) I look awesome in old-timey hats but assholes ruined it for me. Came out of nowhere. *throws expensive, stylish hat in the garbage, and then spits on it*
 Peter Pantsless: I actually have one of those things. Fun as hell, but super expensive to shoot and totally useless
Image 184938   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Crim Tender
 Robespierre: Snuggle seriously regrets his trip Down Under.
 DarkTeddy: It aint gonna suck itself
 Catcat: Young roo martyr uses camouflage to sneak up on Australian troops in the Kangaroo war (colorized)
Image 184937   06-13-17   Uploaded by    professional
 Robespierre: The Toxic Avenger set! I love those Troma tie-ins.
 bug: I'm still waiting on the PlayMobil Oil Spill Cleanup Playset
 WTF: @Catcat My daughter got the Martin Luther figure. No door, but came with a quill for writing the 95 theses.
 Mr. Shine: I actually own this. It was too weird to pass up.
 Catcat: Also, Playmobil has also released a tiny plastic Martin Luther miniature. Dunno if they make church doors for him to nail plastic thesis to.
 Catcat: I assume you haven't played any of the German games about coordinating cops, ambulances, fire trucks and even HAZMAT crews? Because Germans are all up in this shit.
Image 184936   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Mr Shifty: Mmmm... Popped maggots.
 Horatio: These Cheetos are weird.
Image 184935   06-13-17   Uploaded by    withak
 Kim: Dubious.
 Mr Shifty: @a robot We've got chocolate twinkies in an American section. Basically it's just a bunch of sugar, some crappy cereal (mostly sugar) an jalapeno poppers. If I were an American I would be dead because of diabetes/heart disease!
 a robot: I read something once about "American" sections in supermarkets around the world, and apparently they all have one item in common: marshmallow fluff. Gross.
 Horatio: /patriotic tears
 tib gubb: good stuff
 Sadbot: Gonna shotgun a sixer of dogs, American style, woo!
Image 184934   06-13-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 Mr Shifty: Eye aye matey!
 Robespierre: That Resident is hongry. Top work, Wolvie!
 Horatio: Stop undressing me with your eye!
 Beef Supreme: Alan Parsons was right!
 Catcat: It's eyeing him up!
 Peter Pantsless: You guys ever read Lovecraft?
 Teechur: Eye've got your back.
Image 184933   06-13-17   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
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