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268212  Felicity: No, I have to agree with Ross on this one

268215  Felicity: Mom's fusilli

268222  Felicity: Mmm, beer cigars

268225  Felicity: If it weren't for lead objects being out there in the world, Superman wouldn't be able to use them to fight villains with Kryptonite powers

268253  ignatz: Is it meme you're looking for?

268227  Felicity: If you can dodgi a wund

268224  hajjpodge: @Mexico This is not King of the Hill.

268229  Felicity: Save that cat!

268256  gutwheat: We once had a "poop bandit" at work. He would draw on the walls of the bathroom with his shit. This went on for months and no one could ever find him. I was finally able to apprehend him after a Mexican lunch. I saw him go in and I saw him go out.

268235  Felicity: Tee hee!

268237  Felicity: @Knice Like the Acolytes Protection Agency!

268244  Felicity: 1. What line about too many pills in Ibiza? 2. Who died? 3. Did they say how he died? 4. How did he die? 5. Was it too many pills?

268242  grizzly: @Dr Awkward I played a show with them once in like 2000.

268247  Sadbot: @Theta Zero Still more rewarding than crafting your own voice, style, and jokes. SEO tends to reward the palatable and recognizable

268238  tib gubb: Me too, kitty. Me too.

268242  tib gubb: That's just big Dave

268172  Joseph: Can you actually eat them? I have a box full of instant dinners for hiking that have one of these in them, and they are impossible to get out..

268255  bubbles: You missed a piece.

268200  Joseph: My mind was changed by a bumper sticker

268242  Dr Awkward: ...and the kids table?

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2. dangerkeith3000
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7. Not A Bot
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268056 Micro Jackson: Fresh charges

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268110 apoxia: This is someone's fetish. Maybe Earnie's.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!



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daisy picker uploaded 267988 (792 points)
amputator uploaded 267936 (787 points)
depression uploaded 267930 (783 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 268043 (763 points)
Borp Mento uploaded 268167 (745 points)
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 8. dangerkeith3000: 1804 points
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10. withak: 1640 points
11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
12. greg: 1560 points
13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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 Teechur: No, your mother and I haven't heard the latest "knock knock" joke. But thank you for saying "knock knock" before you walk into our room next time, okay, Sport?
 Jabberwikket: Oh Hai ! No, we haven't seen your drugs.... why do you ask ?
 a robot: #181772
Image 181862   05-28-17   Uploaded by    9mm
Image 181861 is unbelievably bad (score -15) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by McBomalds. We'll pray for you, McBomalds.
Score:
507
 
 Air Biscuit: "Warning: concave when wet"
 mrd0t: Caution indeed.
Image 181860   05-28-17   Uploaded by    entropy
Score:
349
 
 BavidDowie: sure it's big, but is it a sandwich?
 Prostata: the only thing he loves more than himself
 ch: please ... my son is sick .. also delicious ... help
 Volwen: How romantic. I heard their honeymoon was in Flavortown.
 Ulillillia: He bought the IKEA hot dog.
 Peter Pantsless: You are what you eat?
 Mr. Whiskers: Guy Fieri feeds off of the midlife crisis of other humans. It becomes his and makes hin stronger.
 tib gubb: is it a giant hot dog or a tiny guy fieri?
Image 181859   05-28-17   Uploaded by    teletub
Score:
232
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 181858   05-28-17   Uploaded by    huskyboy
Score:
240
 
 deadwombat: I love architectural drawings
Image 181857   05-28-17   Uploaded by    professorpig
Score:
324
 
 Amy Housewine: Ehrmagurd
 Jabberwikket: Dragon demands your comment! FWOAR!!!!
Image 181856   05-28-17   Uploaded by    communist
Score:
291
 
 DrinkMixMan: This job suits his look better
 apoxia: Strange lighting in that kitchen.
 tib gubb: don't hate. a paycheck's a paycheck
 bug: Grillex
Image 181855   05-28-17   Uploaded by    Bernie 2016
Score:
348
 
 Chest Rockwell: So that's how dishwashers work.
 tib gubb: ah they are so cute at that age
Image 181854   05-28-17   Uploaded by    MabelSyrup
Score:
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 tib gubb: *Gad
 Mr. Butt: (Good([sexy])Bad)
Image 181853   05-28-17   Uploaded by    zoso
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