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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215656 burritos: same here @BavidDowie

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show

215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.



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10. celtic: 1398 points
11. Oober: 1350 points
12. cannabis: 1278 points
13. cakefizzle: 1238 points
14. wooden boy: 1171 points
15. Morpen Lungus: 1155 points
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Score:
174
 
 Otterman: Go away, daddy's drinkin'
 2Berries: Reminds me of my childhood
 petepuma: i think you're all misinterpreting this. they each had just one gulp of malt liquor because their chompers are hurting them, now they're both sleeping.
 Dr. Bathroom: 2 real.
 Bu7Z: @jochenau so that's where that button is! Thanks
 jochenau: #117179
Image 176639   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Wolfy21
Score:
475
 
 Donut: Not sure why you weaklings are complaining. This feels fine.
 Xeno: Hell looks a bit prudish, honestly.
 Prostata: i'm gonna need you to come in on saturday...
 itskando: Baphomet as fuck
 piranharama: Well then. I guess I can, many thanks, @Theta Zero !
 Peter Pantsless: Goddamn Mondays, I swear
 Theta Zero: @piranharama youtube.com/…
 piranharama: Can I get a hoooyaargh?
 Theta Zero: I am purple person again
Image 176638   05-02-17   Uploaded by    propro
Score:
279
 
 Teechur: @Bu7Z Sorry to offend. Lego's. Better?
 Bu7Z: @Teechur ugh! Collectively it is lego. Individual pieces are called bricks. If you really need an s with your plurals say lego bricks.
 Teechur: You thought stepping on Legos hurts.
Image 176637   05-02-17   Uploaded by    fishing
Score:
314
 
 CastleBravo: Can do!
 itskando: Then why install the window in the first place??
Image 176636   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Fursona
Score:
448
 
 Hokie333: Christ, what an Ashishole.
 DrinkMixMan: As a coward I am too scared to message you anyway.
 dangerkeith3000: Sheesh, Ashish! Calm tf down.
 Darmstadtium: Ashish, light!
 grizzly: Ashish knows exactly what he wants. A bunch of dwarves and a wizard to help steal gold from a dragon.
 Hyphae: Done
Image 176635   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Murm Gungus
Score:
325
 
 SpaceCow: "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs, Linda."
 CastleBravo: Paul just needs to get Purple so the switcherinos don't affect him anymore.
 Scoo: Go eat a patio, Paul
 MasterTwig: That's not using a common phrase incorrectly. That's altering a common phrase so it's different.
 DarkTeddy: No.
Image 176634   05-02-17   Uploaded by    westerner
Score:
360
 
 SpaceCow: Order your own Interociter today!(Some assembly required)
 DrinkMixMan: As you can see, he has discovered inner piece(s)
 sparename: Early Arduino Starter Kit
 itskando: We get it; you vaporware
 Teechur: Zen and the Art of Vacuum Tube Era Electronics Maintenance.
 WaffleIron: Speaker, on the left. I NEED two!
 Zampano: He owns a LOT of electronics for a Buddhist monk
Image 176633   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
292
 
 yev: #117179
 Cami: Steven Segal's hammer.
 Spazstatic: Maybe should have used a crowbar...
 itskando: Yaknow - for smokin on the jerb
 gumble: New 'HAMMER TIME'
 Teechur: Pallet artisans need more robust tools.
 piranharama: Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be worthy, shall wield the power of Thor.
 Bu7Z: I think I had the same hammer, and killed it in the same way.
 Zampano: "Dude, I'm so hammered right now"
Image 176632   05-02-17   Uploaded by    John Blender
Score:
320
 
 RainbowTornado: Rad for all things Onion
 itskando: @Nopetology :/
 Nopetology: Thalidomide is a hell of a drug
 Teechur: He's gonna need those arms now that he's reached puberty.
 Greek Fire: do you love me now, father
 Peter Pantsless: Hah; I remember when my arms grew in
 Zampano: Skipped arm day for 13yrs?
Image 176631   05-02-17   Uploaded by    Cory Trevor
Score:
307
 
 Wooden Spoon: Take off your shoes you animals!
 CastleBravo: @Dick Inspector Username/Comment combo!
 Dick Inspector: Down with pants, up with kilts!
 itskando: This porn has its ups and downs
 Teechur: Wedding or Prom? I won't knock their foreplay rituals until I've tried them. Rad for kilts on a trampoline, by the way.
Image 176630   05-02-17   Uploaded by    eevee
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