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272453  thecraftywolf: what was image?

272393  thecraftywolf: @fanny @WTF @Air Biscuit it was the green/blue ag starter pack: radding your own images, [image removed] wanting to donate to Patreon but being broke, and revering purple users as gods

272423  charlemagne: with our powers combined we will become unstoppable

272453  Mr. Whiskers: ...and gets the same amount of Bad votes

272443  ignatz: @Knice way cooler than that franchise deserves..

272272  Mr Bleak: Kitty looks worried. What did you do to him, you bastard?

272281  Mr Bleak: @Air Biscuit Smoke ring spitting?

272462  bad tony: Man the Hitchhikers Guide sure has gotten smaller and now in an edible container.

272283  Mr Bleak: If life gives you lemons, exploit your lazy gerbil and get it earning for a change.

272420  Greifer: did they find her?

272447  Teechur: Why don't I get invited to parties like this?

272448  Teechur: @Knice Odie, too.....

272441  Greifer: Kieth Herring

272449  Greifer: clickhead!

272434  Darmstadtium: Not fully crocheted Predator cosplay

272436  Darmstadtium: Aflac!

272441  Darmstadtium: This is a metaphor

272450  tib gubb: this from a person who [probably] likes jrpg's

272460  Call Of Pooty: What's that round black thing on the beak?

272303  Mr Bleak: @Side Boob Because they fart rainbows

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2. Mr Bleak
3. addend
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5. dangerkeith3000
6. Mad Collager
7. Teechur
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9. a robot
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

272086 tib gubb: yikes

272189 Warrax: This goddamned shit is motherfucking KEEN I tell you.

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272205 Science: Well, that explains the bruising on the legs.

272195 Spazstatic: @Knice "Happy happy birthday, my song is really short!"

272078 savvoy: Guy in my neighborhood does this some mornings. There's a school down the street, and once parents drop off the kids, they drive like bats out of hell through the neighborhood to get to less-congested exits to the main streets. The cops only ever set up on the main streets.

272155 White Rice: @Science oh no!

272372 Air Biscuit: @Dr Awkward theres a thing to unlock it for towing.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272159 SuedeOxford: @tib gubb Certainly, but I like my odds on this one.



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White Rice uploaded 272099 (877 points)
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Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 272166 (853 points)
Amy Housewine uploaded 272056 (836 points)
confession uploaded 272135 (818 points)
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These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

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 6. grizzly: 2382 points
 7. JollyWell: 2027 points
 8. Albo Grungus: 1957 points
 9. dangerkeith3000: 1934 points
10. youshall: 1806 points
11. brutal: 1765 points
12. Surprising: 1715 points
13. NoOneImportant: 1568 points
14. Snow Plow: 1519 points
15. Jennysaurus: 1495 points
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Score:
730
 
 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 cthulhu: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
389
 
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 fidelcastro: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Punt Numbles: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
Score:
420
 
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
440
 
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
492
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 CompletelyJoking: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 tib gubb: get in, nerd
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine Just watched an episode on YouTube. It's... not as bad as I thought. Also, Kats with a K apparently.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine I was thinking about SWATcats yesterday and how it probably isn't as totally awesome as I remember.
 Micro Jackson: Catstronauts
 SomeCanadian: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 Mr. Shine: Away man! Anybody else remember SWATcats?
 Aemuli: If nothing goes wrong and a modern autopilot system, they could actually fly the thing one day with a little training on what button to push.
Image 175549   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
480
 
 Science: @White Rice @funny in the wall: "Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?" "No, baby, I'm the real thing." (Accelerates away)
 Micro Jackson: Fonzi scheme
 XLY: Yo! What time is it? Aaaaayyyy-t thirty five
 White Rice: @funny in the wall while it was a pretty absurd season, I was okay with the Netflix one (though it ending on a cliffhanger/movie setup was somewhat vexing, given how long it's been). I will admit that I can find enjoyment in even the worst media (I can't help but think that SOMEONE put effort into it, so there has to be some redeeming value) with only a few exceptions (that Wheel of Time TV promo from a couple years ago...that was extra bad & I'm furious at all involved with it)
 funny in the wall: @White Rice you totally should as long as you don't ruin it by watching the netflix only season.
 White Rice: @funny in the wall I completely forgot he was the family lawyer...I should go back & watch that again.
 funny in the wall: early 2000s version: keep time with the pervy lawyer from Arrested Development
 KrazyKat: That's A Lot Of Capital Letters There.
 Science: Holy moley - $17 in 1975 is equivalent to $75 in 2016! That is an expensive watch!
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaayyyyy ... lot to pay for a watch in 1978.
Image 175548   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
Score:
356
 
 annterland: Please tell me it's a Yugo
 Meow: "where'd this oil spot come from?"
 Scoo: Transdumper
Image 175547   04-26-17   Uploaded by    prius
Score:
341
 
 JollyWell: for real @Ironass
 Ironass: A bird in the hand. two birds in the sky... something like that.
 Crim Tender: It's a bird eat bird world
 itskando: Okay! Okay! You are NOT dumb. You are smart, intelligent, and a complete model for the wisdom of all birdkind. I am sorry for having said those things, and I would like to withdraw all of my previous and unfounded comments.
 Aemuli: No no, rub and massage, don't squeeze so hard!
 a robot: "I'm flying, Jack! I'm flying!"
Image 175546   04-26-17   Uploaded by    fanny
Score:
459
 
 tritium: Nice nipple parasols.
 catheter: Historical hover hands?
 Himesama: Use gel nails you chump
Image 175545   04-26-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
Score:
671
 
 BavidDowie: Ah lurve lellow
 Wet farts: Birnana
 itskando: Huehuehue. Day 6: my aspirations are ripening; my plans are coming to fruition
 Mr. Shine: Banana birb. (Doot DOO doo doo doot.)
 Warrax: Like a dragon lying on its hoard.
 Scoo: Bird for scale
 Himesama: Clever girl
 petepuma: Day 4: they suspect nothing
Image 175544   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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