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238848  Yurishiro: [old fashioned beep-boop-beep! noises]

238817  Mr. Shine: Fun fact: North Korea once sent "ambassadors" into this room with machine guns strapped under their suit coats, in obvious violation of the negotiation agreement. Rather than cal them out, and give them a pretense for argument, US and South Korean staff just cranked the thermostat up to 100, and watched the thugs sit there and try not to pass out, because they couldn't take their coats off.

238845  bug: You have to hum the superman theme song when you use it.

238816  Mexico: I can finally use the gallons of nacho cheese in my trunk!

238835  Yurishiro: Doggone!

238836  Yurishiro: What? This was for real?!

238838  Yurishiro: Nuff people say they know they cant believe, Jamaica we have a bobsled team!

238839  Yurishiro: LMAO DEWD UR 2 FNY JK LOL

238848  Christina: R2-D2's grampa.

238824  Mr. Shine: @savvoy too much food in the picture, though?

238841  Yurishiro: "Hi I'm Ms. Big Fluffy Paws and how are you today?"

238831  Mr. Shine: This is pretty Metal!

238840  Mr. Shine: Mondays, amirite?!

238843  Mr. Shine: @WTF and has yet to murder. . . .

238847  Mr. Shine: *Beavis and Butthead snickering*

238842  Yurishiro: Plot twist. This guy is from C.S.I. and he WILL find you.

238813  savvoy: #justyogathings

238819  savvoy: For some reason, my first thought was 'platypus'

238845  Yurishiro: "Hello? Mo-GHYWAAAAAAHAAAAAA---------..."

238821  savvoy: "I'm catching shitfish!"

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238744 FireBreathingMarmot: Fresh from the barber shop.

238582 Sadpygmy: Ach fook

238694 FireBreathingMarmot: You can get special swabs on Amazon to wipe the ghosts off your sensor.

238573 BavidDowie: Sometimes you really gotta count it as a two-fer. *shrug*

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238697 Captain Marsupial: Early Borg concept art sucked.

238670 El hefe: Shake your phone

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238704 Darmstadtium: You should try Bing, it is cheaper

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 Knice: @Mr. Butt I like Cornstrictor! :-D
 Mr. Butt: Uni Cornstrictor
 Scoo: am not snek am unicorn boop the horn plz
 Robespierre: In mufti.
Image 175553   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
 tib gubb: this is the exact reason i don't use windows
 Felicity: The left from the point of view of the people going up on the right, or the right from the point of view of the people going down on the left?
 Noremak: If I stay to my left while coming down and they stay to the right while coming up, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!
 Micro Jackson: Is that my left, or stage left?
 Derp Herpigan: I'm sure it looked good on paper. Perhaps they need some of those yellow lines from the road to clarify.
 Mr. Shine: And run really fast, too. As fast as you can.
 Robespierre: It says nothing about bumping, though.
Image 175552   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Porbo Mellus
 The Frito Bandito: These always make me a little sad for the animal.
 KrazyKat: He can read german!
 Dresdenkeogh: That is both a smart and dumb dog at once.
Image 175551   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 Nopetology: *retrieves TestaMints from glovebox*
 Science: Cripes, it's like walking my dog.
 Nothing: Horsery!
 Nothing: Sorcery!
 Teechur: AAAHHHH A SPIDER!!!!
 TFChicken: *throws pokeball*
 enfanta: Susceptible-to-a-draft horse. (Except it's not. But I couldn't think of anything for a thoroughbred or quarter horse.)
 Mr. Shine: Hoverhorse activate!!!
 Dresdenkeogh: Wanna see my new lighter-than-air-Clydesdale? I call him butterfly.
 Scoo: Your girlfriend seems really jumpy
 responsibleadult: Balloon animals have really advanced since I was a child.
 a robot: Your girlfriend has to go now. Her planet needs her.
Image 175550   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Borkf
 Felicity: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 Felicity: @Borkf Youre right, it isnt. Every time I get nostalgic for it and try to watch it I get disappointed. :-(
 tib gubb: get in, nerd
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine Just watched an episode on YouTube. It's... not as bad as I thought. Also, Kats with a K apparently.
 Borkf: @Mr. Shine I was thinking about SWATcats yesterday and how it probably isn't as totally awesome as I remember.
 Micro Jackson: Catstronauts
 SomeCanadian: Don't talk to me or my son ever again
 Mr. Shine: Away man! Anybody else remember SWATcats?
 Aemuli: If nothing goes wrong and a modern autopilot system, they could actually fly the thing one day with a little training on what button to push.
Image 175549   04-26-17   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Science: @White Rice @funny in the wall: "Hey, you're not one of those silly men that's dressed like a woman, are you?" "No, baby, I'm the real thing." (Accelerates away)
 Micro Jackson: Fonzi scheme
 XLY: Yo! What time is it? Aaaaayyyy-t thirty five
 White Rice: @funny in the wall while it was a pretty absurd season, I was okay with the Netflix one (though it ending on a cliffhanger/movie setup was somewhat vexing, given how long it's been). I will admit that I can find enjoyment in even the worst media (I can't help but think that SOMEONE put effort into it, so there has to be some redeeming value) with only a few exceptions (that Wheel of Time TV promo from a couple years ago...that was extra bad & I'm furious at all involved with it)
 funny in the wall: @White Rice you totally should as long as you don't ruin it by watching the netflix only season.
 White Rice: @funny in the wall I completely forgot he was the family lawyer...I should go back & watch that again.
 funny in the wall: early 2000s version: keep time with the pervy lawyer from Arrested Development
 KrazyKat: That's A Lot Of Capital Letters There.
 Science: Holy moley - $17 in 1975 is equivalent to $75 in 2016! That is an expensive watch!
 dangerous dave: Aaaaaayyyyy ... lot to pay for a watch in 1978.
Image 175548   04-26-17   Uploaded by    rip odb
 annterland: Please tell me it's a Yugo
 Meow: "where'd this oil spot come from?"
 Scoo: Transdumper
Image 175547   04-26-17   Uploaded by    prius
 JollyWell: for real @Ironass
 Ironass: A bird in the hand. two birds in the sky... something like that.
 dangerkeith3000: It's a bird eat bird world
 itskando: Okay! Okay! You are NOT dumb. You are smart, intelligent, and a complete model for the wisdom of all birdkind. I am sorry for having said those things, and I would like to withdraw all of my previous and unfounded comments.
 Aemuli: No no, rub and massage, don't squeeze so hard!
 a robot: "I'm flying, Jack! I'm flying!"
Image 175546   04-26-17   Uploaded by    fanny
 tritium: Nice nipple parasols.
 Robespierre: Historical hover hands?
 Himesama: Use gel nails you chump
Image 175545   04-26-17   Uploaded by    lolnotrly
 BavidDowie: Ah lurve lellow
 Wet farts: Birnana
 itskando: Huehuehue. Day 6: my aspirations are ripening; my plans are coming to fruition
 Mr. Shine: Banana birb. (Doot DOO doo doo doot.)
 Warrax: Like a dragon lying on its hoard.
 Scoo: Bird for scale
 Himesama: Clever girl
 petepuma: Day 4: they suspect nothing
Image 175544   04-26-17   Uploaded by    a robot
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