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193062  Dr Awkward: Classic Matt

193065  tib gubb: there is something very large a-pooshin my gravel!

193060  Mr. Butt: For a second I thought I drew this ...

193067  tib gubb: steal the pot, leave the rest.

193070  dobbiesdoogs: @WaffleIron [whinnies]

193067  WaffleIron: In 10 minutes the pot and sign will be stolen, and someone will have crashed into the fridge with their car.

193070  WaffleIron: On all levels except physical I like anime.

193073  WaffleIron: My bet is on #10

193036  marxist: I pay for internet access, but not for software.

193075  WaffleIron: People generally can't see what they don't want to believe.

193052  Jennerator: You're a dick, Plato

193053  WaffleIron: Stand still, stay silent version of marmaduke looking great!

193054  WaffleIron: Against the law in china, and just generally ignored everywhere else.

193059  Jennerator: Sumo Christ

193060  Jennerator: gotta ovulate fast

193066  Jennerator: black velvet everywhere

193051  dangerkeith3000: Hellboy 4

193059  dangerkeith3000: they were asking for this when they made a jesus doll.

193060  dangerkeith3000: If this Is NOT Sonichu I will rad it. I hate that Sonichu guy.

193063  Dr Awkward: @Sadbot Ducky O'drift?

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192898 Warrax: I'm half a taco that lives with an upside down cat and a bat. I'm in trouble.

192873 dangerous dave: If you don't mortally despise this show, it's probably because three or four hundred of your clisest friends haven't, individually and at various times, called you 'Sheldon'.

192838 Felicity: Also, Dodge Ram logo

192847 Felicity: Thats it...a little more...a little more...perfect! Set it down here

192922 a robot: @Noremak Rad for kitty rescue! You should name her Lady Floofybottom

192852 Dr Awkward: @Scoo I was going to say $30ish, depending on the stripper quality

192967 redmonkey3: @bug - toasted ? how about a sauce on that ?

193026 Cami: Racism! Can I join in?

192989 savvoy: Hey, what's your name? "Seph." What, you got a lisp or somethin?

192909 El hefe: She's visiting her own inner space



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Ihminen uploaded 192668 (769 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 192779 (766 points)
IM AN ASSHOLE uploaded 192966 (758 points)
Pizza uploaded 192986 (751 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 192923 (746 points)
cran vodka uploaded 192683 (739 points)
Muncharito Beanworld uploaded 192737 (731 points)
RiderFan uploaded 193035 (730 points)


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10. SomeCanadian: 1866 points
11. Scoo: 1814 points
12. Big Beagler: 1656 points
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14. Wet farts: 1484 points
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Score:
217
 
 wolfpk: That guy is about to get the nick name stubby.
 White Rice: Can't tell if it's a fake gator, tranq'd gator or dead gator. All I know is if it's a conscious, live gator, this guys about to lose a hand or two (easy to hold mouth shut, most of the muscles are developed for closing hard & fast). I'm kinda hoping for that last, live & awake option, because fuck fucking with wild animals to try & be cool.
 a robot: @Christina You said it!
 A duck: Dude looks like a clean shaven Kurt Cobain
 Christina: Humans are jerks.
 Knice: Chirogator
Image 171437   04-04-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
162
 
 square44: Okay.
 Wooden Spoon: This is what conservatives actually believe.
 Dr Awkward: So is that what happened to Homsar? He became Homless?
 KrazyKat: Reverse psychology never works, calvin.
Image 171436   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
591
 
 A duck: Hello I am dog no wait why are you running away I just want to be friends why run come back
 Scoo: Awesome - makes it less horrifying this way
 Christina: Spider-dog, spider-dog, does whatever a spider can.
 SunWukong: *punts into a fire*
Image 171435   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
259
 
 SpaceCow: That's why you need a sex robot.
 Theimposter: Oh yes I can.
 Suburbanmom: THank God...I prefer privacy...
 Wooden Spoon: First question. Why did Hod come in to the room and sit down next to me when I was masturbating? That's just rude. Second. I can't hold hands with anyone when I'm masturbating. My hands aren't free.
 FabricMan: Jesus take the wheel... God can take the stick
 Micro Jackson: Get the trinity together for a circle jerk
 Scoo: But my penis's name is God
 dangerkeith3000: You can if you only use one hand
 Christina: Neither would want to.
 Hyphae: ... Challenge accepted
 SunWukong: Jesus isn't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars...
 drtofu: Something something burning bush
 fanny: I have a feeling "Hands With God" is probably the name of a sex toy, somewhere, so technically you probably could. I'd check, but i don't want that shit showing up in my husbands Amazon history. (or do i?)
 Kim: Two hands, motherfucker.
 sparename: "Reach around to Jesus"
 Knice: If your hand catches fire, you really should loosen your grip.
Image 171434   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
282
 
 Micro Jackson: So baked........
 Scoo: Biscachu
 Thyming: They look like they are eternally screaming....
 fanny: yeah right try to bake them yourself and they're much more likely to look like the picture below
Image 171433   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Thanks, Trump.
 A duck: If you cook homemade pizza without a pizza stone, well what the hell do you expect? Otherwise, don't thaw out your DiGiorno
 Micro Jackson: Welp, I gotta go. See ya!
 Scoo: Someone really ought to invent a pan, like a thin round one, or better yet, a stone of some sort
 White Rice: Don't thaw frozen pizza, and make sure the oven is hot enough when you put it in.
Image 171432   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
606
 
 Otterman: Jaunty
 hearsegirl: fresh from the spout!
 fanny: @msmstud please refer to #170182 and use the proper eye terminology ;)
 msmstud: "You wouldn't squish a cute jumping spider with a funny hat, would you? [Makes Bambi-eyes...eight of them.]"
 VoR: Poor spidy. Water on the brain.
Image 171431   04-04-17   Uploaded by    thecraftywolf
Score:
428
 
 Hosebag: It's a Turd Hurst.
 Shay: *likes*
 Peach: *gay flushes*
 Dr Awkward: Definitely more witty than #168988
 a sedated moose: ... At Rothchild's Sewage Septic and Sucking Services!
Image 171430   04-04-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
253
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ok so throw away everything but the stoner metal and if it doesnt have yob throw it away too.
 Scoo: I remember a weird couple of years in the late 90's where I had MP3s on my computer but no CD burner. I'd run a cable from my headphone jack to a tape recorder and make MP3 Mix Tapes for my car.
 Thyming: @tritium Spotify playlists are today's method I suppose. But what will be the next medium?
 fanny: @tritium lol i made sooo many mixed tapes... my friends and i would also call the radio station and request songs so we could tape them off the radio!
 tritium: In my day, it was mixtapes. Then it became mix CDs. I hope kids in the streaming age have an equivalent.
 Pizza: FRiDAY NiGHTS- Now that's a CD I can get behind.
 Dr Awkward: "I'm crying in the School Parking Lot Again" was the sleeper hit of 2007
Image 171429   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
235
 
 wolfpk: You price's!
 Shay: OH FUCK YOU STEFANIE B. OF WOODSTOCK, VERMONT!!!
 Aufziehvogel: Your mom's farts!
 Peach: My weight! *cries and tears open candy wrapper*
 Micro Jackson: My outrage!
 Scoo: What goes up butt never comes down
 SunWukong: I LIKE 173HORN!!!
 tritium: Ha! Mortality.
 VoR: ..Jokes on you. Ain't just mine
Image 171428   04-04-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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