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216519  BavidDowie: Dat pizza doe

216594  Yurishiro: Welcome to spring breaaaaak!

216530  BavidDowie: Much growl. Very Angery. Wow.

216598  Yurishiro: The incredible bulk

216607  Yurishiro: @jazzjunkie you are both welcome.

216610  Borp Mento: No point when it's **a** wifi, need at least 3 bars to do anything useful.

216606  Hyphae: Can't get on the psilocybin clinical trials without a proper cluster headache, now can I?

216604  tib gubb: truly throwing all expectations out the window

216603  Micro Jackson: We are coming for the chair next

216604  Micro Jackson: Love the fan fic. Cut to the orgy scene

216604  jochenau: Would've been better than the actual movie.

216554  Micro Jackson: Purple nurple

216563  Micro Jackson: Meet the twins!

216610  Natch: Nah bro that's a tower connection. Your wall is on 4g

216568  Micro Jackson: At mya ages its "you look rough" / "Yeah I am dead"

216602  Sadbot: Sleepy Ben vs His Own Brain

216578  Micro Jackson: Not much of a haul for three days in the woods there Sparky

216599  RiderFan: I've transposed the notes in this song and it is rather boring.

216582  Micro Jackson: Britney worship is not dead, it just gone underground

214945  Mr Bleak: I wish I hadn't googled that. It's a roughly salt preserved human Viking heart. "Bad" from me.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216537 UltraBeverly: This festival has EVERYTHING!

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216479 Yurishiro: Gay androids only.

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.



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Score:
217
 
 wolfpk: That guy is about to get the nick name stubby.
 White Rice: Can't tell if it's a fake gator, tranq'd gator or dead gator. All I know is if it's a conscious, live gator, this guys about to lose a hand or two (easy to hold mouth shut, most of the muscles are developed for closing hard & fast). I'm kinda hoping for that last, live & awake option, because fuck fucking with wild animals to try & be cool.
 a robot: @Christina You said it!
 A duck: Dude looks like a clean shaven Kurt Cobain
 Christina: Humans are jerks.
 Knice: Chirogator
Image 171437   04-04-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
162
 
 square44: Okay.
 Wooden Spoon: This is what conservatives actually believe.
 Dr Awkward: So is that what happened to Homsar? He became Homless?
 KrazyKat: Reverse psychology never works, calvin.
Image 171436   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
591
 
 A duck: Hello I am dog no wait why are you running away I just want to be friends why run come back
 Scoo: Awesome - makes it less horrifying this way
 Christina: Spider-dog, spider-dog, does whatever a spider can.
 SunWukong: *punts into a fire*
Image 171435   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
259
 
 SpaceCow: That's why you need a sex robot.
 Theimposter: Oh yes I can.
 Suburbanmom: THank God...I prefer privacy...
 Wooden Spoon: First question. Why did Hod come in to the room and sit down next to me when I was masturbating? That's just rude. Second. I can't hold hands with anyone when I'm masturbating. My hands aren't free.
 FabricMan: Jesus take the wheel... God can take the stick
 Micro Jackson: Get the trinity together for a circle jerk
 Scoo: But my penis's name is God
 dangerkeith3000: You can if you only use one hand
 Christina: Neither would want to.
 Hyphae: ... Challenge accepted
 SunWukong: Jesus isn't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars...
 drtofu: Something something burning bush
 fanny: I have a feeling "Hands With God" is probably the name of a sex toy, somewhere, so technically you probably could. I'd check, but i don't want that shit showing up in my husbands Amazon history. (or do i?)
 Kim: Two hands, motherfucker.
 sparename: "Reach around to Jesus"
 Knice: If your hand catches fire, you really should loosen your grip.
Image 171434   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
307
 
 Micro Jackson: So baked........
 Scoo: Biscachu
 Thyming: They look like they are eternally screaming....
 fanny: yeah right try to bake them yourself and they're much more likely to look like the picture below
Image 171433   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
409
 
 Robespierre: Thanks, Trump.
 A duck: If you cook homemade pizza without a pizza stone, well what the hell do you expect? Otherwise, don't thaw out your DiGiorno
 Micro Jackson: Welp, I gotta go. See ya!
 Scoo: Someone really ought to invent a pan, like a thin round one, or better yet, a stone of some sort
 White Rice: Don't thaw frozen pizza, and make sure the oven is hot enough when you put it in.
Image 171432   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
606
 
 Otterman: Jaunty
 hearsegirl: fresh from the spout!
 fanny: @msmstud please refer to #170182 and use the proper eye terminology ;)
 msmstud: "You wouldn't squish a cute jumping spider with a funny hat, would you? [Makes Bambi-eyes...eight of them.]"
 VoR: Poor spidy. Water on the brain.
Image 171431   04-04-17   Uploaded by    thecraftywolf
Score:
428
 
 Hosebag: It's a Turd Hurst.
 Shay: *likes*
 Peach: *gay flushes*
 Dr Awkward: Definitely more witty than #168988
 a sedated moose: ... At Rothchild's Sewage Septic and Sucking Services!
Image 171430   04-04-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
253
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ok so throw away everything but the stoner metal and if it doesnt have yob throw it away too.
 Scoo: I remember a weird couple of years in the late 90's where I had MP3s on my computer but no CD burner. I'd run a cable from my headphone jack to a tape recorder and make MP3 Mix Tapes for my car.
 Thyming: @tritium Spotify playlists are today's method I suppose. But what will be the next medium?
 fanny: @tritium lol i made sooo many mixed tapes... my friends and i would also call the radio station and request songs so we could tape them off the radio!
 tritium: In my day, it was mixtapes. Then it became mix CDs. I hope kids in the streaming age have an equivalent.
 Pizza: FRiDAY NiGHTS- Now that's a CD I can get behind.
 Dr Awkward: "I'm crying in the School Parking Lot Again" was the sleeper hit of 2007
Image 171429   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
235
 
 wolfpk: You price's!
 Shay: OH FUCK YOU STEFANIE B. OF WOODSTOCK, VERMONT!!!
 Aufziehvogel: Your mom's farts!
 Peach: My weight! *cries and tears open candy wrapper*
 Micro Jackson: My outrage!
 Scoo: What goes up butt never comes down
 SunWukong: I LIKE 173HORN!!!
 tritium: Ha! Mortality.
 VoR: ..Jokes on you. Ain't just mine
Image 171428   04-04-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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