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175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.



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Score:
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 wolfpk: That guy is about to get the nick name stubby.
 White Rice: Can't tell if it's a fake gator, tranq'd gator or dead gator. All I know is if it's a conscious, live gator, this guys about to lose a hand or two (easy to hold mouth shut, most of the muscles are developed for closing hard & fast). I'm kinda hoping for that last, live & awake option, because fuck fucking with wild animals to try & be cool.
 a robot: @Christina You said it!
 A duck: Dude looks like a clean shaven Kurt Cobain
 Christina: Humans are jerks.
 Knice: Chirogator
Image 171437   04-04-17   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
162
 
 square44: Okay.
 Wooden Spoon: This is what conservatives actually believe.
 Dr Awkward: So is that what happened to Homsar? He became Homless?
 KrazyKat: Reverse psychology never works, calvin.
Image 171436   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
591
 
 A duck: Hello I am dog no wait why are you running away I just want to be friends why run come back
 Scoo: Awesome - makes it less horrifying this way
 Christina: Spider-dog, spider-dog, does whatever a spider can.
 SunWukong: *punts into a fire*
Image 171435   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
259
 
 SpaceCow: That's why you need a sex robot.
 Theimposter: Oh yes I can.
 Suburbanmom: THank God...I prefer privacy...
 Wooden Spoon: First question. Why did Hod come in to the room and sit down next to me when I was masturbating? That's just rude. Second. I can't hold hands with anyone when I'm masturbating. My hands aren't free.
 FabricMan: Jesus take the wheel... God can take the stick
 Micro Jackson: Get the trinity together for a circle jerk
 Scoo: But my penis's name is God
 dangerkeith3000: You can if you only use one hand
 Christina: Neither would want to.
 Hyphae: ... Challenge accepted
 SunWukong: Jesus isn't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars...
 drtofu: Something something burning bush
 fanny: I have a feeling "Hands With God" is probably the name of a sex toy, somewhere, so technically you probably could. I'd check, but i don't want that shit showing up in my husbands Amazon history. (or do i?)
 Kim: Two hands, motherfucker.
 sparename: "Reach around to Jesus"
 Knice: If your hand catches fire, you really should loosen your grip.
Image 171434   04-04-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Lizard
Score:
282
 
 Micro Jackson: So baked........
 Scoo: Biscachu
 Thyming: They look like they are eternally screaming....
 fanny: yeah right try to bake them yourself and they're much more likely to look like the picture below
Image 171433   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
386
 
 Robespierre: Thanks, Trump.
 A duck: If you cook homemade pizza without a pizza stone, well what the hell do you expect? Otherwise, don't thaw out your DiGiorno
 Micro Jackson: Welp, I gotta go. See ya!
 Scoo: Someone really ought to invent a pan, like a thin round one, or better yet, a stone of some sort
 White Rice: Don't thaw frozen pizza, and make sure the oven is hot enough when you put it in.
Image 171432   04-04-17   Uploaded by    apoxia
Score:
587
 
 Otterman: Jaunty
 hearsegirl: fresh from the spout!
 fanny: @msmstud please refer to #170182 and use the proper eye terminology ;)
 msmstud: "You wouldn't squish a cute jumping spider with a funny hat, would you? [Makes Bambi-eyes...eight of them.]"
 VoR: Poor spidy. Water on the brain.
Image 171431   04-04-17   Uploaded by    thecraftywolf
Score:
428
 
 Hosebag: It's a Turd Hurst.
 Shay: *likes*
 Peach: *gay flushes*
 Dr Awkward: Definitely more witty than #168988
 a sedated moose: ... At Rothchild's Sewage Septic and Sucking Services!
Image 171430   04-04-17   Uploaded by    redrex
Score:
253
 
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ok so throw away everything but the stoner metal and if it doesnt have yob throw it away too.
 Scoo: I remember a weird couple of years in the late 90's where I had MP3s on my computer but no CD burner. I'd run a cable from my headphone jack to a tape recorder and make MP3 Mix Tapes for my car.
 Thyming: @tritium Spotify playlists are today's method I suppose. But what will be the next medium?
 fanny: @tritium lol i made sooo many mixed tapes... my friends and i would also call the radio station and request songs so we could tape them off the radio!
 tritium: In my day, it was mixtapes. Then it became mix CDs. I hope kids in the streaming age have an equivalent.
 Pizza: FRiDAY NiGHTS- Now that's a CD I can get behind.
 Dr Awkward: "I'm crying in the School Parking Lot Again" was the sleeper hit of 2007
Image 171429   04-04-17   Uploaded by    XLY
Score:
235
 
 wolfpk: You price's!
 Shay: OH FUCK YOU STEFANIE B. OF WOODSTOCK, VERMONT!!!
 Aufziehvogel: Your mom's farts!
 Peach: My weight! *cries and tears open candy wrapper*
 Micro Jackson: My outrage!
 Scoo: What goes up butt never comes down
 SunWukong: I LIKE 173HORN!!!
 tritium: Ha! Mortality.
 VoR: ..Jokes on you. Ain't just mine
Image 171428   04-04-17   Uploaded by    wolfskin
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