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262969  trelyate: quintuple boop!

262982  trelyate: Brook?

262969  a robot: "Where's OUR watermelon??"

262987  trelyate: KNOCK FIRST!

262970  VeeKay: @Nope Probably stick too!

262987  VeeKay: Kitten Shammu is lovely

262984  bug: I think that old man is having a stroke.

262975  Teechur: Great. Now pick up the rest of them from the yard.

262976  sparename: Grow up and fly away, little fruit cat

262982  Knice: @Dr. Bathroom Lensy Kravitz

262978  Teechur: "I heard you the first time"

262984  Knice: Say what now?

262985  Teechur: In that case, I don't blame him.

262991  sparename: "Be careful with that chair, do you think they grow on trees?"

262954  Not A Bot: 'Z' for 'Disembowelment'. Wait...

262680  Felicity: @oregon man My favourite animated sitcom, Bob's Burgers, is starting to go that way too

262685  Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262978  Scoo: "I know"

262980  VoR: Genuine

262972  Scoo: Dammit, Will Beyers!

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262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262892 Shay: WacArnolds.

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 Jaktai: Crazy Ivan lost a bomb
 Warrax: "This is a metaphor for what's happening in your prostate right now..."
 jazzjunkie: When it's a circuit board taped to TNT, why cut wires at all? Just yank out the wires stuck in the ends! (Unless it's old sweaty TNT. Then be very very gentle)
 tritium: @chhumphrey "Defuse." She'll only diffuse if she does it wrong.
 itskando: Asian remake of munich
 chhumphrey: Ahh, Japan, where a cute nurse can also diffuse a bomb.
 Thyming: @Knice I've got you covered this time: A man proposes to his nurse girlfriend with a bomb he made from cardboard tubes and a vector board. This is a test to see if she will truly make a good partner.
 WTF: Finally, a use for empty toilet paper rolls.
 Knice: I miss the Explainer.
Image 170257   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 chhumphrey: @grizzly Maybe this was their first "love letter" and now they've grown up to writing in pen.
 a robot: tl;dr
 kinggheedra: Dude they said not to tell anybody. Not cool.
 SomeCanadian: That's love for you @grizzly
 grizzly: Then that jerk posts the letter on the internet for everyone to see.
Image 170256   03-29-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
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Image 170255   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 itskando: Tease me, club me
 Otterman: Hyarr, tease me club!
 tritium: How about YOU tease ME? You're the club!
Image 170254   03-29-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Micro Jackson: New pipe smell
 hearsegirl: awww yisss had a good run. now nappinnn
 Ironass: Looks like he was hitting a different kind of pipe.
 Annoying Vegan : Wet paws. Must've had a fun day.
 El Barto: Fido should throw away some of his expired tags.
Image 170253   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 SomeCanadian: Peacocks are horrible creatures. Anyone that willfully spends time with one is a depraved lunatic and should be shunned.
 El Barto: @AverageJoe For having a fiddle?
 tritium: @AverageJoe sounds like a pick up artist thing to me.
 AverageJoe: "walking my peacock" totally sounds like street jargon
Image 170252   03-29-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
 Winterneuro: I didn't know Dino's liked starbursts
 sparename: "due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dinosaur"
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the airplane! Mmmm!
Image 170251   03-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 SomeCanadian: Female nipple! Need one of those male nipple stickers to cover that shit up. Nancy is slacking.
 Urn BooUrn: @chhumphrey But, side-boob is art.
 chhumphrey: @mrwiffler This is art with a touch of side-boob
 grizzly: #170249
Image 170250   03-29-17   Uploaded by    angry
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @ssignature: We have to save this.
 Annoying Vegan : @ssignature Does the NSA know about this?
 ssignature: This means something
 tib gubb: *fart*
 tokyopig: Well it was important, before TV. Now its just part of your cultural backwash.
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Mr. Shine: OBEY. CONSUME.
Image 170249   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 winwolf: Winkin' Lincoln.
 Mr. Shine: @Knice. Also ;-D
 Knice: OO [lllll] - -
Image 170248   03-29-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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