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249591  Skinr: General Boy's secret plan for world domination!

249597  addend: @Warrax (Jimmy dies.)

249599  addend: (Quits smoking.)

249598  Skinr: I see LuxusLurch is having a nice Memorial Day weekend.

249602  addend: Relax that fist and pet the kitty.

249600  Sadbot: Owls seem cool, where can I get one for my dog?

249596  WannaBee: Looks like a giant unicorn mouse.

249587  a robot: How meta.

249588  a robot: Looks a lot like @carpwoman's kitty! #189916

249603  Knice: Take that, creationists.

249594  a robot: @Sadbot I think every time this picture is posted we have the same conversation about Colfax being a great place to get intoxicated and make bad decisions ;)

249594  Sadbot: @Hyphae Even better, Denver

249610  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

249599  WannaBee: Second hand smoke is ok?

249597  Warrax: Hmm... where was that well again?

249571  some guy : 5 pushups and dicks out!

249594  Hyphae: @Sadbot ? Boulder?

249598  jochenau: Typical, he eats three cheeseburgers then drinks a *diet* pepsi.

249596  Hyphae: We get it, you like to have your photo taken while you consume errant souls for sustenance while they are distracted discussing matters of the night with the aura of the street light

249596  Nope: We get it, the glorious nuclear hellfire will destroy us all

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249488 tib gubb: yall done fucked up!

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

249431 WTF: It's not text, there are no black bars nor is it crude or overly sexual... I'm cool with it reappearing.

249357 Passive: This was a transphobic "fake commercial" for repelling unwanted advances from men using a fake penis

249509 a sedated moose: I hate when there's poop on the toilet.

249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249333 Jaunty Shrimp: You can take your hand out of my cold, dead gun.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

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Bro Bro uploaded 249511 (901 points)
WannaBee uploaded 249170 (860 points)
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 Jaktai: Crazy Ivan lost a bomb
 Warrax: "This is a metaphor for what's happening in your prostate right now..."
 jazzjunkie: When it's a circuit board taped to TNT, why cut wires at all? Just yank out the wires stuck in the ends! (Unless it's old sweaty TNT. Then be very very gentle)
 tritium: @chhumphrey "Defuse." She'll only diffuse if she does it wrong.
 itskando: Asian remake of munich
 chhumphrey: Ahh, Japan, where a cute nurse can also diffuse a bomb.
 Thyming: @Knice I've got you covered this time: A man proposes to his nurse girlfriend with a bomb he made from cardboard tubes and a vector board. This is a test to see if she will truly make a good partner.
 WTF: Finally, a use for empty toilet paper rolls.
 Knice: I miss the Explainer.
Image 170257   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Mexico
 chhumphrey: @grizzly Maybe this was their first "love letter" and now they've grown up to writing in pen.
 a robot: tl;dr
 kinggheedra: Dude they said not to tell anybody. Not cool.
 SomeCanadian: That's love for you @grizzly
 grizzly: Then that jerk posts the letter on the internet for everyone to see.
Image 170256   03-29-17   Uploaded by    9inchfails
 Dr Awkward: Googly eyes make everything better
 SomeCanadian: I like this sea-pupper
 Dan Tagonistic: New wallpaper!
 Side Boob: BOOP!
Image 170255   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 itskando: Tease me, club me
 Otterman: Hyarr, tease me club!
 tritium: How about YOU tease ME? You're the club!
Image 170254   03-29-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
 Micro Jackson: New pipe smell
 hearsegirl: awww yisss had a good run. now nappinnn
 Ironass: Looks like he was hitting a different kind of pipe.
 Annoying Vegan : Wet paws. Must've had a fun day.
 El Barto: Fido should throw away some of his expired tags.
Image 170253   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Hyphae
 SomeCanadian: Peacocks are horrible creatures. Anyone that willfully spends time with one is a depraved lunatic and should be shunned.
 El Barto: @AverageJoe For having a fiddle?
 tritium: @AverageJoe sounds like a pick up artist thing to me.
 AverageJoe: "walking my peacock" totally sounds like street jargon
Image 170252   03-29-17   Uploaded by    tiffany
 Winterneuro: I didn't know Dino's liked starbursts
 sparename: "due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dinosaur"
 Mr. Shine: Here comes the airplane! Mmmm!
Image 170251   03-29-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
 SomeCanadian: Female nipple! Need one of those male nipple stickers to cover that shit up. Nancy is slacking.
 Urn BooUrn: @chhumphrey But, side-boob is art.
 chhumphrey: @mrwiffler This is art with a touch of side-boob
 grizzly: #170249
Image 170250   03-29-17   Uploaded by    angry
 SunWukong: @Annoying Vegan @ssignature: We have to save this.
 Annoying Vegan : @ssignature Does the NSA know about this?
 ssignature: This means something
 tib gubb: *fart*
 tokyopig: Well it was important, before TV. Now its just part of your cultural backwash.
 SomeCanadian: Neat! *CLICK*
 Mr. Shine: OBEY. CONSUME.
Image 170249   03-29-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
 winwolf: Winkin' Lincoln.
 Mr. Shine: @Knice. Also ;-D
 Knice: OO [lllll] - -
Image 170248   03-29-17   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
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