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244535  sparename: They take off their oversized black glasses then shake their beautiful long hair out of its bun in really slow motion

244518  Aspirin: She laughed so hard she tipped over and breathed in a bunch of particles out of the dirty carpet.

244536  WannaBee: What psychopaths have an all white living room? Even the books are white!

244494  jochenau: How can you be born with the wrong hair color? Is trans-blonde a thing now or something?

244520  Aspirin: Explain this Reptilians!

244535  Scoo: Smart is sexy. I once had a legitimate quantum mechanics study session go for almost 90 minutes before the field collapsed and it rapidly decayed into a 2-body system of oscillating thrust vectors.

244536  ThoughtlessGentleman: ha! none that all porn. also synergize that bizz @Not A Bot.

244536  Side Boob: Someday...

244460  a robot: @glenalec You and me both, meatbag

244528  Yam: @funny in the wall Yeah, but actual ferrets make BAD sex toys

244515  TurkeyVulture: @funny in the wall the is what my grandmother believed.

244537  Scoo: Wakawakawaka

244535  funny in the wall: @TurkeyVulture especially if you're reading sexy things. i feel like me reading about the cryomodules to be installed on the new slac accelerator, not so much

244540  Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall

244530  wolfpk: Tiger: Your intimidation tactics wouldn't work with me!!

244534  Scoo: Unlikely. Who'd steal that pos?

244535  TurkeyVulture: Reading is sexy.

244495  Side Boob: This artist (Svetlana Petrova) inserts her big fatty cat into art classics. fatcatart.com/gallery/ I think it's great fun, but I'm a broken crazy cat man. vOv

244523  Side Boob: Bell bottoms and capes. They are bringing it back!

244537  dobbiesdoogs: pac-ard bell

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244440 PenguinBartender: Foiled!

244294 FireBreathingMarmot: "Where did I go wrong - eating a bowl of glitter, or thinking I could hold back that sneeze..."

244280 jazzjunkie: Classic Max

244288 prius: going to need my glasses for this

244466 Felicity: Is this the home of the Nunies from /SNL/?

244406 Side Boob: Same.

244301 piranharama: Paranoia in a space station tho...

244292 FireBreathingMarmot: Banksy goes conceptual.

244419 jazzjunkie: Scientists used to think that long flowing dresses dragged on the ground like a T-Rex tail. The modern assumption is that long flowing dresses (much like a T-Rex tail) are held aloft, aiding with balance and maneuverability at high speeds.

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Score:
186
 
 antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.
 El Barto: Persians really know how to make one bodacious Aimerican rug.
 annterland: They did a pretty good job on those explosions.
 jochenau: That W at the top is the raddest and all Ws should look like that from now on.
 smarkles: This is the sort of thing they sell right outside of the gate at at least in of the bases in Afghanistan. It's kind of surreal. Nice to see someone making the best of things though.
 Aemuli: I'm a pretty quirky dude, and yet I still find this...pretty weird.
 Zampano: #117179
 Nope: I would pay at least 30 dollars for this
Image 169468   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
191
 
 Wooden Spoon: TREMORS! Quick, someone find Kevin Bacon.
 Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!
 Dr Awkward: #168988 is going to have a good pay day
 Bast Relief: I'm getting REAL tired of these over the top noodle posts.
 Aemuli: When the Earth gets a little too excited that spring is here
Image 169467   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
537
 
 Side Boob: Math tastes like burning!
 FabricMan: Sure, under the electoral college
 Aemuli: People have extreme reactions towards math. Some people love it, and some people hate it...and some people think it's just OK.
 Bu7Z: @sparename There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't...
 Zampano: Umm...
 Scoo: Thanks for the newspaper clipping, Grandpa; yeah, I got your birthday check too, thanks.
 Niels Bohr: depends how many categories they used, don't it? did 3 people love it and 3 people have no strong feelings?
 sparename: "There are three types of people in this world - those that understand maths and those that don't"
Image 169466   03-24-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
333
 
 Beef Supreme: The bead on the top of the left crescent wrench was run too fast. Terrible penetration.
 Wet farts: Is that a Cummins?
 Cami: A friend of a friend is a fabricator.
Image 169465   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
429
 
 Wooden Spoon: If you locked him in a dark room and put a picture of a naked lady over a strobe light I bet you could get a fast beat going.
 WTF: @jochenau "The Transformed Man" album as a whole is classic 60's & classic Shatner!
 El Barto: Just beat it.
 jochenau: @WTF If you haven't already, I recommend listening to the William Shatner cover of that song.
 Cami: Just keep the tambourine, Mr. Collins.
 Scoo: Gives new meaning to "jangly balls" (assuming that had any meaning to begin with)
 well duh: Blah blah blah, tambourine in my pants, argument invalid, blah blah blah...
 WTF: Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me.
Image 169464   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
151
 
 smarkles: Forming.
 Dan Tagonistic: Make up a fake face or leave it blank.
Image 169463   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
330
 
 jochenau: My favorite part of this by far is the way they wrote "sixty cents in Canada" around the American price.
 Amy Housewine: "hay you put that down" "no it's mine" "stop that" "no I will never stop" etc.
 itskando: Alien Klondike bar
 Hokie333: "If I can't play in your bouncy castle, no one can!"
 a robot: @piranharama Yeah, or our "leader" bloviates endlessly on that subject before being distracted by a shiny object (or big truck horn)
 piranharama: @a robot Then you make them build a wall, right?
 piranharama: Fella, I think you may need slightly more firepower than that popgun
 a robot: 'MURICA, where we shoot the aliens before they can ask to be taken to our leader
Image 169462   03-24-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
467
 
 El Barto: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.
 enfanta: Turf under surf.
 a robot: Marine iguanas are RAD
 Xeno: The grass is always greener on the other side of the surf.
Image 169461   03-24-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
546
 
 Prostata: At least it's not that LANDSHARK
 Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!
 Hosebag: Little PIG, little PIG, let me IN!
 piranharama: Excuse me! Do you have a moment to talk about Santa?
 Scoo: "Guys, c'mon, I know you're in there. Guys!"
 sparename: "School for the Gifted"
Image 169460   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
383
 
 annterland: ....OR you could just change your clothes when you're done
 itskando: Beer can dick
 Aemuli: Tomorrow's special: Asian Chef, marinated all day in his own juices.
 WTF: Hey, the boy in the plastic bubble has to eat too.
 Spazstatic: Contents: One (1) cook, freeze-dried, vacuum packed, no MSG.
 Spazstatic: This suffocates the cook.
 fanny: Cooking school for the gifted
 TFChicken: Wok Sock
Image 169459   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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