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215895  WaffleIron: School... School never changes.

215898  Morn Bumbies: Goodenough for Moore!

215841  Hokie333: Hey Hey Hey...

215871  Dr Awkward: This is how some people imagine my menagerie of animals behaves. Instead, the the turkey chases the goose and the goats headbutt the dogs.

215887  a robot: I have no fucking idea what this means

215878  Dr Awkward: But due to the new "We Want Tobacco Free" policy on campus, he was quickly escorted by campus safety officers.

215849  wolfpk: How "It" really ended. They bribed a racoon with Cheetos to kill the clown.

215877  Felicity: Snagglepuss

215881  Felicity: I SEE WHAT YOU DID TH Error

215872  when so: @sparename Astronaut, but only briefly

215850  wolfpk: Oh, you don't have a doggy door? Well you do now!

215898  Backhand: A girl I went to highschool had this name also, except her first name was Shelby. Like she'll be goodnough.

215888  WTF: Plot twist-The vacant position is due to him firing his mother.

215867  square44: whose hand is that?

215868  wolfpk: He should be luck it's only half

215871  wolfpk: Now these guys are the real experts of Hakuna Matata

215864  sodamachine: Can you dig it?

215898  AFanOfSprite: I still don't understand how got the nomination over Ima Littlebetter.

215875  Mad Collager: @Warrax You know what they call a blood-drawer who screws up? A flubotomist.

215876  Mad Collager: This is where my cow and I have a parting.

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215782 Cami: If you do this every day at work then it really adds up.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215658 Cami: Mr. And Mrs. Hubble.

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

215648 glenalec: Because grandma is dead, you insensitive bastard! (A vending machine fell on her while she was attacking it with her garden hoe).

215727 WaffleIron: @Butcherboy : For sure! My dad used to sing it to me. Being Canadian I thought that "Scranton" was made up.

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215642 Felicity: Id go to see a Second City show



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Score:
186
 
 antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.
 El Barto: Persians really know how to make one bodacious Aimerican rug.
 annterland: They did a pretty good job on those explosions.
 jochenau: That W at the top is the raddest and all Ws should look like that from now on.
 smarkles: This is the sort of thing they sell right outside of the gate at at least in of the bases in Afghanistan. It's kind of surreal. Nice to see someone making the best of things though.
 Aemuli: I'm a pretty quirky dude, and yet I still find this...pretty weird.
 Zampano: #117179
 Nope: I would pay at least 30 dollars for this
Image 169468   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
191
 
 Wooden Spoon: TREMORS! Quick, someone find Kevin Bacon.
 Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!
 Dr Awkward: #168988 is going to have a good pay day
 Bast Relief: I'm getting REAL tired of these over the top noodle posts.
 Aemuli: When the Earth gets a little too excited that spring is here
Image 169467   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
537
 
 Side Boob: Math tastes like burning!
 FabricMan: Sure, under the electoral college
 Aemuli: People have extreme reactions towards math. Some people love it, and some people hate it...and some people think it's just OK.
 Bu7Z: @sparename There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't...
 Zampano: Umm...
 Scoo: Thanks for the newspaper clipping, Grandpa; yeah, I got your birthday check too, thanks.
 Niels Bohr: depends how many categories they used, don't it? did 3 people love it and 3 people have no strong feelings?
 sparename: "There are three types of people in this world - those that understand maths and those that don't"
Image 169466   03-24-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
333
 
 Beef Supreme: The bead on the top of the left crescent wrench was run too fast. Terrible penetration.
 Wet farts: Is that a Cummins?
 Cami: A friend of a friend is a fabricator.
Image 169465   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
429
 
 Wooden Spoon: If you locked him in a dark room and put a picture of a naked lady over a strobe light I bet you could get a fast beat going.
 WTF: @jochenau "The Transformed Man" album as a whole is classic 60's & classic Shatner!
 El Barto: Just beat it.
 jochenau: @WTF If you haven't already, I recommend listening to the William Shatner cover of that song.
 Cami: Just keep the tambourine, Mr. Collins.
 Scoo: Gives new meaning to "jangly balls" (assuming that had any meaning to begin with)
 well duh: Blah blah blah, tambourine in my pants, argument invalid, blah blah blah...
 WTF: Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me.
Image 169464   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
151
 
 smarkles: Forming.
 Dan Tagonistic: Make up a fake face or leave it blank.
Image 169463   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
330
 
 jochenau: My favorite part of this by far is the way they wrote "sixty cents in Canada" around the American price.
 Amy Housewine: "hay you put that down" "no it's mine" "stop that" "no I will never stop" etc.
 itskando: Alien Klondike bar
 Hokie333: "If I can't play in your bouncy castle, no one can!"
 a robot: @piranharama Yeah, or our "leader" bloviates endlessly on that subject before being distracted by a shiny object (or big truck horn)
 piranharama: @a robot Then you make them build a wall, right?
 piranharama: Fella, I think you may need slightly more firepower than that popgun
 a robot: 'MURICA, where we shoot the aliens before they can ask to be taken to our leader
Image 169462   03-24-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
467
 
 El Barto: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.
 enfanta: Turf under surf.
 a robot: Marine iguanas are RAD
 Xeno: The grass is always greener on the other side of the surf.
Image 169461   03-24-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
546
 
 Prostata: At least it's not that LANDSHARK
 Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!
 Hosebag: Little PIG, little PIG, let me IN!
 piranharama: Excuse me! Do you have a moment to talk about Santa?
 Scoo: "Guys, c'mon, I know you're in there. Guys!"
 sparename: "School for the Gifted"
Image 169460   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
383
 
 annterland: ....OR you could just change your clothes when you're done
 itskando: Beer can dick
 Aemuli: Tomorrow's special: Asian Chef, marinated all day in his own juices.
 WTF: Hey, the boy in the plastic bubble has to eat too.
 Spazstatic: Contents: One (1) cook, freeze-dried, vacuum packed, no MSG.
 Spazstatic: This suffocates the cook.
 fanny: Cooking school for the gifted
 TFChicken: Wok Sock
Image 169459   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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