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192425  Horatio: He got some on his nose.

192452  Jennerator: Kill all humans while consuming all donuts

192408  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - if you're brave enough

192454  Jennerator: Planting a dogwood

192411  redmonkey3: @Hosebag - i badly want to know also; google search useless: AGGRONAUTS!... got anything ?

192428  wolfpk: There isn't any land there. The trees are just screwing with you.

192428  Horatio: @Mr. Shine come on, we're all adults here, we all know how jelly beans are made.

192457  Jennerator: He can make a fist and pitch the GNP of a small country into scattered shards like a thrown dirt clod. ...And they're really just rocks.

192456  fanny: Touchdern!

192456  bug: This is me. This is how I catch things. I even get the same terrified "oh crap, I'm not going to catch this, why did he have to throw it" face.

192438  wolfpk: The other side has a razor blade.

192429  Horatio: If we get one more blue after me before the purple's jump on we can get a pattern going.

192463  fanny: oh god, like Palin is our biggest problem now

192445  wolfpk: What the..... never mind, probably best I don't know.

192461  piranharama: We're going in full throttle, that oughta keep those fighters off our backs!

192458  Jennerator: Bigfoot in the suburbs

192447  wolfpk: Hardly a block, floor it!

192448  wolfpk: 10,000 year from now they will be asking how they built that.

192434  Horatio: Why are there so many Reboot references recently? Is it getting a reboot?

192460  Jennerator: Dancing Baby's about to get more lively

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Score:
157
 
 antipatterns: Starting to see Predator Drones appearing on these now. Art imitates life.
 El Barto: Persians really know how to make one bodacious Aimerican rug.
 annterland: They did a pretty good job on those explosions.
 jochenau: That W at the top is the raddest and all Ws should look like that from now on.
 smarkles: This is the sort of thing they sell right outside of the gate at at least in of the bases in Afghanistan. It's kind of surreal. Nice to see someone making the best of things though.
 Aemuli: I'm a pretty quirky dude, and yet I still find this...pretty weird.
 Zampano: #117179
 Nope: I would pay at least 30 dollars for this
Image 169468   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Soviette
Score:
191
 
 Wooden Spoon: TREMORS! Quick, someone find Kevin Bacon.
 Rat-Butt: Not the face! Not the the hair!
 Dr Awkward: #168988 is going to have a good pay day
 Bast Relief: I'm getting REAL tired of these over the top noodle posts.
 Aemuli: When the Earth gets a little too excited that spring is here
Image 169467   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
Score:
508
 
 Side Boob: Math tastes like burning!
 FabricMan: Sure, under the electoral college
 Aemuli: People have extreme reactions towards math. Some people love it, and some people hate it...and some people think it's just OK.
 Bu7Z: @sparename There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't...
 Zampano: Umm...
 Scoo: Thanks for the newspaper clipping, Grandpa; yeah, I got your birthday check too, thanks.
 Niels Bohr: depends how many categories they used, don't it? did 3 people love it and 3 people have no strong feelings?
 sparename: "There are three types of people in this world - those that understand maths and those that don't"
Image 169466   03-24-17   Uploaded by    queezy farm
Score:
333
 
 Beef Supreme: The bead on the top of the left crescent wrench was run too fast. Terrible penetration.
 Wet farts: Is that a Cummins?
 Cami: A friend of a friend is a fabricator.
 Unbathed: See that's why I never throw away a crescent wrench just because one end snapped off
Image 169465   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Side Boob
Score:
401
 
 Wooden Spoon: If you locked him in a dark room and put a picture of a naked lady over a strobe light I bet you could get a fast beat going.
 WTF: @jochenau "The Transformed Man" album as a whole is classic 60's & classic Shatner!
 El Barto: Just beat it.
 jochenau: @WTF If you haven't already, I recommend listening to the William Shatner cover of that song.
 Cami: Just keep the tambourine, Mr. Collins.
 Scoo: Gives new meaning to "jangly balls" (assuming that had any meaning to begin with)
 well duh: Blah blah blah, tambourine in my pants, argument invalid, blah blah blah...
 WTF: Hey Mr Tambourine man play a song for me.
Image 169464   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
151
 
 smarkles: Forming.
 Dan Tagonistic: Make up a fake face or leave it blank.
Image 169463   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Messed Up Dog
Score:
302
 
 jochenau: My favorite part of this by far is the way they wrote "sixty cents in Canada" around the American price.
 Amy Housewine: "hay you put that down" "no it's mine" "stop that" "no I will never stop" etc.
 itskando: Alien Klondike bar
 Hokie333: "If I can't play in your bouncy castle, no one can!"
 a robot: @piranharama Yeah, or our "leader" bloviates endlessly on that subject before being distracted by a shiny object (or big truck horn)
 piranharama: @a robot Then you make them build a wall, right?
 piranharama: Fella, I think you may need slightly more firepower than that popgun
 a robot: 'MURICA, where we shoot the aliens before they can ask to be taken to our leader
Image 169462   03-24-17   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
467
 
 El Barto: Iggy Izzard really got the short end of the stick in the divorce.
 enfanta: Turf under surf.
 a robot: Marine iguanas are RAD
 Xeno: The grass is always greener on the other side of the surf.
Image 169461   03-24-17   Uploaded by    KrazyKat
Score:
522
 
 Prostata: At least it's not that LANDSHARK
 Mr. Shine: Avon calling! Uh, Candygram! Publisher's Sweepstakes? Grandma?!
 Hosebag: Little PIG, little PIG, let me IN!
 piranharama: Excuse me! Do you have a moment to talk about Santa?
 Scoo: "Guys, c'mon, I know you're in there. Guys!"
 sparename: "School for the Gifted"
Image 169460   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
383
 
 annterland: ....OR you could just change your clothes when you're done
 itskando: Beer can dick
 Aemuli: Tomorrow's special: Asian Chef, marinated all day in his own juices.
 WTF: Hey, the boy in the plastic bubble has to eat too.
 Spazstatic: Contents: One (1) cook, freeze-dried, vacuum packed, no MSG.
 Spazstatic: This suffocates the cook.
 fanny: Cooking school for the gifted
 TFChicken: Wok Sock
Image 169459   03-24-17   Uploaded by    Zampano
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