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257941  NoRagrets: I dont lie on the internet. That was a lie. Or was it?

257981  Not A Bot: Wearing Kuribo's shoe allows you to stomp around the mosh pit without getting hurt.

258002  DrNinjaman: American Schools: Congratulations! You have just completed the entirety of your education regarding other countries!

257992  ThoughtlessGentleman: this was probably hilarious when two incomes werent necessary to keep a house going.

257994  Robespierre: @Sadbot Are you German? You may have to be German.

258010  Ihminen: the theme song started playing in my head pretty much automatically... mmmm that sweet synth sound

257990  NoRagrets: I know this gets downvoted most of the time when it pops up, but it always gets a chuckle out of me. I think its because of the off the wall, coming from everywhere absurdity of it. And the bad art.

258001  VoR: Thiiiiink pink

257996  NoRagrets: Is this taking a stab at the fact that victims only get royalty money and not all the proceeds?

257998  NoRagrets: @Felicity gonna go with black panther costume on either a sonic character or banjo kazooie character

257979  AlexDeLarge: What not to do at a stop light

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I guess it's a thing that they always play that song during the 7th inning stretch at Fenway

257996  Robespierre: @DrinkMixMan If it is, he sure hasn't aged well. But even if it is ... why would he be singing that song to victims? "Good times never felt so good," and all that? Something tells me that being sprayed with pressure cooker shrapnel doesn't constitute a good time, and probably doesn't feel very good, either.

257996  DrinkMixMan: @Robespierre I believe that's Neil Diamond in the picture?

257984  Robespierre: Moistness detected

257990  Robespierre: DadJokes, amirite?

257994  Robespierre: The Inscrutable Twitterfeed

257996  Robespierre: Waitaminit. "Sings 'Sweet Caroline' ... for Boston bombing victims..." The only "Sweet Caroline" I know is the Neil Diamond composition; like, what's the connection? Or am I missing something?

257996  addend: Truly, he's a gem.

257997  Felicity: I've been stood up before

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257724 tib gubb: that explains so much

257926 Otterman: @Side Boob I have much to learn.

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257966 Mr. Shine: This is an oddly specific fetish.

257947 VeeKay: Now we're going to places in my neighborhood

257855 UltraBeverly: Aw, I remember the Insane Clown Posse bus parked in front right before it was torn down. Sniff...

257890 VeeKay: I knew that the millionth facebook like would do it.

257969 Mr. Shine: Embrace your truth, Jonathan.

257772 DrNinjaman: There's a survey on the back. If you fill it out you get $10 your next dress rental

257824 DrNinjaman: Damn it Spock, I'm a doc!



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 Cami: The world is flat AND round....like a pizza.
 Dr Awkward: @Borkf welcome to our current dystopia!
 Borkf: @Dr Awkward That's terrifying. I find flat Earthers astonishing in the way they wildly ignore evidence and reason in favour of something that makes no sense, seemingly just to be contrary.
 Dr Awkward: @Borkf Yeah, like a few days ago. He actually started that off with some non sequitur about how Columbus didn't realize discover America, but I didn't want my comment to be too long.
 Borkf: @Dr Awkward Is that... is that all stuff he actually said? That's frightening.
 yev: the eternal dribble. 13 th circle of basketball hell
 Dr Awkward: The Earth is flat... So, listen, I drive from coast to coast, and this shit is flat to me. Im just saying. I drive from Florida to California all the time, and its flat to me. I do not go up and down at a 360-degree angle, and all that stuff about gravity, have you looked outside Atlanta lately and seen all these buildings? You mean to tell me that China is under us? China is under us? Its not. The world is flat. -Shaquille O'Neal
Image 168820   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Dr Awkward
Score:
502
 
 Rat-Butt: "Who loves you, baby?"
 BavidDowie: *wink*
Image 168819   03-21-17   Uploaded by    million laffs
Score:
365
 
 SomeOtherCanadian: This is either from the eighties, or a Tame Impala album cover
Image 168818   03-21-17   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
339
 
 raditzu: there were concrete mixer disney princesses, now there are houses...
 Shay: Long if it has electricity, heating, air conditioning, and Internet, this is my dream home.
 Teechur: Watch out for giant cats if you're going to live in a giant Christmas tree ornament.
 BavidDowie: James and the Giant Peach reboot looking good
Image 168817   03-21-17   Uploaded by    enfanta
Score:
579
 
 GoodSir: Eagle-5
 Rat-Butt: Only in Russia...they will put a mofo jet engine on ANYTHING!
 Wooden Spoon: What weve got here is a lunatic genius ghost-in-the-computer monorail that likes riddles and goes faster than the speed of sound. Welcome to the fantasy version of One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest."
 Borkf: @Zampano Probably too hot. You know, because all of the fire it was on.
 Zampano: Rocket train apparently didn't go over so hot?
 BavidDowie: "but in REVERSE...Now THAT'S killer"
 sparename: " # I'm le-aving, On a jet train.. # "
 yev: thomass, ze chernobyl engine
 Scoo: It's like if there were trains in the Star Wars universe
Image 168816   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Supermansbrother
Score:
704
 
 MylesX: Also, that future Americans will attribute quotes with an em-dash, not a hyphen
 jochenau: "Even better if my birthday is mashed together with some other dudes' birthdays into one generic holiday that exists only to sell furniture."
 WaffleIron: @SomeCanadian : Also fireworks!
 SomeCanadian: On Canada Day we just politely respect each other without discussing our feelings.
Image 168815   03-21-17   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
588
 
 Borkf: "It's Furio-SAH" That's the right film isn't it? Harry Potter and the Dude with the Flaming Guitar?
 yev: from this leg position she has a better chance to shoot an exhaust pipe behind her back than a tory mp she's looking at
 BavidDowie: I assent to be your prisoner
 CastleBravo: Hell NO, I won't dare comment! YOU do it!
Image 168814   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
Score:
721
 
 BavidDowie: @SomeCanadian more like wiener obstruction, amirite...I'll let myself out
 SomeCanadian: Bowel obstruction in 10... 9...
 Peter Pantsless: "and yet, I still feel empty inside"
Image 168813   03-21-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Skeltal
Score:
482
 
 raditzu: ...if you're brave enough.
 ThoughtlessGentleman: Ask a dr if phallic phone is right for you.
 KrazyKat: @SomeCanadian ring, ring. Hey babby, pick up the phone. It's for you!
 Joseph: I actually have this telephone, but in red.
 SomeCanadian: The precursor to the trans-vaginal ultrasound
 Peter Pantsless: Literally, in my case, when I'm in front of a mirror. You see, I don't wear pants, and we all, hehe, we all get some good laughs in here and there about it, because it's a strange thing thing for a person to do
 Knice: Invented by Phallixander Dayum Balls.
Image 168812   03-21-17   Uploaded by    E. HONDA
Score:
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 apoxia: That better be velour.
 LKoroton: Boy fantasy
 Beef Supreme: Looks like a Camaro Z28 from the early eighties. And it's a stick shift, so you can go ass-first around a corner that much easier!
 Peter Pantsless: @fanny Ahh! Man, I have GOT to work on that
 Wooden Spoon: I'm in a hurry, I'll just get a burger at the drive through... and now my car is ruined.
 Dan Tagonistic: So many buttons. What could they possibly all do?
 fanny: @Peter Pantsless just be glad you weren't in this car when BOOOO scared the shit out of you :)
 WaffleIron: That stereo, is the best stereo. My next car stereo will have 4 analog meters.
 tib gubb: needs more purple
 Peter Pantsless: Before the friendly spaceship, there was the friendly sports car
Image 168811   03-21-17   Uploaded by    twisty
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