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263003  El hefe: Oh, Carrot Top...

263011  AlexDeLarge: @Mr. Butt 2-4-6-8, homer's crime was really great! Great, meaning large or immense; we use it in the pejorative sense!

263013  a robot: @a robot You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies??

263013  a robot: I used to be a bank teller and we would collect and save money that was really old, beat up, drawn/written on or otherwise mutilated, and send it back to the government. I'm not saying that system is perfect but I just don't think it's very likely that this kind of bill would end up in an ATM

263004  Bluetocracy: Critical fail on your walk roll. It's definitely a Monday.

263005  Bluetocracy: I want some part of our planet to really be a steampunk culture, so we can go there to visit.

262993  FormerLurker: @Zarathustra youre right, totally gay. And thats why its rad.

263011  Bluetocracy: You are what you eat... Oh, so you ARE fingernails.

262994  FormerLurker: Healthy as a horse now.

262946  Whatever: Fact: theres sexual innuendo in every successful fast food franchise logo if you look at it right

262949  Whatever: On the bright side, you only have to buy one of these horrors, and it coordinates with Halloween

262997  Not A Bot: looks like the fence won a few, too

263011  Mr. Butt: Some words are both nouns and adjectives, depending on how you use them.

263009  FormerLurker: For the record, despite my criticisms, I still voted rad.

262956  Whatever: But is it kosher?

263009  FormerLurker: See, thats awesome that they literally ran out of everything... but as a former restaurant manager, I feel like what they shouldve done is go to the grocery store and pay full prices for more ingredients. Even the most unusual ingredients can typically be found at restaurant supply stores that are in even medium sized cities. As I always used to tell my staff, the customer is more valuable than the product. But hey, Im out of the restaurant industry now entirely, so its not my problem!

262959  Whatever: Obviously poaching from Chipotle

263008  Shay: And you see kids, this is why daddy drinks.

262901  Side Boob: Please state the nature of the fashion emergency.

262965  Whatever: Trumps new lawyer looks pretty darn sharp

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262685 Felicity: How are them Duke boys going to get out of this one?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262697 piranharama: Great band name

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant

262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

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 carpwoman: Because we have refrigeration now.
 JohnnySalami: And there was much rejoicing
 Lestrange: Feeling thore about this insult
 kinggheedra: Existential crisis thor is the best thor.
 Scoo: Weird, creamsicles are usually orange. You may have been tricked.
 Whatever: Well not everyone has Guinness flavored popsicle
 anonimos: Thor would have preferred a Toasted Almond
 Peter Pantsless: "And I have truly tasted greatness."
Image 168295   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 queezy farm: I wish I could look like her
 werterland: I want to be on her team when the apocalypse comes.
 LKoroton: Something like Tank Girl
 Bob: Does not do it for me.
 tib gubb: aw heck yes
 Wet farts: @Warrax you don't need pants to carry spare mags if you're brace enough.
 Mr. Shine: No thanks, for LOTS of reasons
 Aemuli: All right, all right, I'll date you. But only because I have a self destructive taste in women.
 Poncho: nice
 Scoo: Someone offer her a creamsicle!
 scribbs: Hey! That's my senior photo!!!
 hanky: The Eighties were something something
 Warrax: Two Uzis, one magazine, no pants to carry more.
 Nope: is.. is that honey?
 Peter Pantsless: Mad Maxine
Image 168294   03-18-17   Uploaded by    eumoria
 SpaceCow: Reverse image says you're Charmander but you don't look like the tattoo that's famous.
 AdaMan: Fuck you Charrizard or whoever you are
 FabricMan: Fire Pokemon can't melt steel beams
 Aemuli: Woh dude, the lizard people really are in charge
 scribbs: Prove it.
 kazzy94: Wokemon
 professorpig: Twitter.
Image 168293   03-18-17   Uploaded by    LKoroton
 Natch: Those toys dont look female
 carpwoman: Sweet Jesus. No no no. Disinfect them all you want. You don't sell this shit. You burn it in a fire.
 Theimposter: @vegan depends on size and if they're being wielded in anger
 Theimposter: I assume the collection accumulated something like this:"Well,I do have a whole closet full already... but this one's on sale.." *compulsively buys yet another dildo*
 Fancy Clown: "slightly"
 Annoying Vegan : Men who feel threatened by sex toys are not worth dating.
 Hokie333: "will be" ?
 Aemuli: ...sold,but again, self destructive taste.
 Poncho: that's her newborn, they kinda just fall out after all that
 Scoo: This reminds me of those police photos of assorted weapons taken in drug busts.
 Prostata: that's a lotta dongs
 winwolf: This collection hints that the seller is more than an enthusiast.
 Chest Rockwell: I have that same rifle case! I don't have the weird looking rifles though.
 archanon: "No, the child is not included. That's my boyfriend you sick fucks!"
 Warrax: How did she ever even get pregnant with all those around?
 Jaunty Shrimp: How disgusting that her kid is in the photo. Bad bad bad.
 kazzy94: Dallas: apparently weirder than Austin
 Knice: Nothing (and no one) in that picture is 'like new.' :-(
Image 168292   03-18-17   Uploaded by    celebgate
 piranharama: Very popular with the ladies.
 Whatever: Finger licking good!
 Cami: He played to the bitter end.
 White Rice: Now here's a little ditty about the glory of Satan.
 Scoo: Anyway, here's Wonderwall
 Gluten Fee: It's not nice to fool Mother Nature...
 Peter Pantsless: "any-ay, ere's un'er-all"
 jazzjunkie: [SLUUUURRRRRP]
 sparename: "I'm spittin' fretters"
Image 168291   03-18-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
 Starky15: Still can't breath properly. Even with pupper gills
 Air Biscuit: (Underwater nose dribbling)
 Jaunty Shrimp: Only a very special creature can be seen alternately as a manatee or a croissant
 Sandor: Pugatee
 Ironass: It's a seal pug.
Image 168290   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Peter Pantsless
 Hokie333: @trelyate Lutefisk For The Lutefisk God!
 werterland: @Mr. Shine They should build a red circle around it.
 trelyate: I've played enough video games to know this fish has an important quest for me.
 Fancy Clown: Yes, thanks for pointing that out. I almost missed it.
 Warrax: Hi Murray. How're things?
 a robot: Neat! *click*
 Mr. Shine: Where?! That sign is not specific enough!
 Knice: Yeah, it's pretty big, I guess.
 Ironass: Looks very fishy to me.
Image 168289   03-18-17   Uploaded by    big butt bum
Image 168288 is unbelievably bad (score -17) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bubbles. You have brought shame on us, bubbles.
 confession: New design for the Nickelodeon awards statuette
 Sirstabbington: Moss man's kid definitely won't be fighting He-Man
 sparename: Pleurococcus ate my Gelfling
 Mad Collager: Somebody broc my flower!
 Scoo: Melanccoli
 Sandor: Jolly Green Giant's emo daughter?
 Peter Pantsless: Applebees it is
Image 168287   03-18-17   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
 Peter Pantsless: And that master builder? Albert Einstein
Image 168286   03-18-17   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
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