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272621  toaster: Poor thing, wait until you are an adult, that is when the real disappointments start.

272615  Peter Pantsless: Holy shit, was that squirrel a vampire or something?

272608  DrinkMixMan: *Hank Hill "bwaaa" noise*

272609  DrinkMixMan: Happy Halloween!

272620  99.9 Percent: this is why I need feminism

272620  kittylitter: Way too much sugar.

272620  Taters: stop sexualization of coffee

272620  waffle iron: I like my women like I like my coffee: with a face.

272557  charlemagne: I get it

272619  a spider plan: Well now thats just silly to leave the rest of the raw chicken on the counter at room temperature.

272597  charlemagne: they never would never say that in the fifties

272445  potato: exactly @Knice

272604  addend: "I'm not racist - I'm colorblind."

272607  addend: "Giddyup!"

272455  Mr Bleak: Swicherino of movie posters.

272462  Mr Bleak: Fail: Not in Large Friendly Letters.

272536  a robot: Finding out you are a robot can be traumatizing, but you'll get used to it

272617  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272565  a robot: @Annoying Vegan Yes!

272616  james: Good luck with the rabies.

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272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272245 Side Boob: Time to go to the ER, I guess.

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272423 Sadpygmy: What at pain in the ass

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272448 Eleftheros: As voiced by Ron Perlman



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Score:
235
 
 canada: The notsofun side of living in a city with a kaiju
 Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip
 LKoroton: Spine chilling
 SomeCanadian: YOU FOOL! This is why we have templated email headers! THIS IS THE REASON!
 horny horn: Just another day at the office.
 questionable: man, Mondays am I right??????????
 Zampano: #117179
Image 167632   03-15-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
137
 
 Hosebag: Look like a Telefunken U47.
 KrazyKat: She's got an accordion in that box.
 questionable: and as the sun sets on the recording industry...
Image 167631   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
103
 
 itskando: It's a totem pole, alright?
 Supermansbrother: Na'sequenya.
 questionable: Mr. Borkfers was petrified. he could see over one hundred feet away - all was sand, just as he had feared
 Zampano: If you don't keep it under 5, I'm going to let this doggo dookie ALL OVER my head. Then whose going to look like a fool?
Image 167630   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
312
 
 HairyNips: AdaMan Through the garbage pail sky
 AdaMan: Fries piled HIGH
 tritium: Blammo indeed.
 KrazyKat: Wait, I've been to this bar.
 questionable: I know I always wondered what that one dog-guy from the Daft Punk video was doing, but now I wish I'd never asked
 140bpm: Close the Louvre, Art has finally reached perfection.
Image 167629   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
532
 
 Hosebag: This is the west side of the Washington Beltway around 9 am.
 Wet farts: *walking dead theme song*
 KrazyKat: Stephen King's The Stand.
 a robot: @tib gubb I assume they all got eaten by zombies
 SpaceCow: When the Starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice, some people just gave up. They abandoned their cars and walked into the wood never to be seen again.
 piranharama: @twenty4 This is quite a beautiful photo, where is it?
 tib gubb: what, did everyone just up and walk away?
 Off Topic: World's longest traffic jam.
 duckfarts: look upon the field where I plant my trucks, and lo! it is bountiful
 Mr. Shine: The Last Of Us sequel looking good
 questionable: Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement / But fear not. All flesh decays / Death turns all to ash / And thus, 'Death Frees Every Soul'
 sparename: M25, this time next week..
Image 167628   03-15-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 167627 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. We'll pray for you, booger.
Score:
290
 
 tritium: These are the only options. There are no other possible batch sizes to be considered.
 questionable: @fanny yeah, that's exactly what they're recommending, just balls of the dough in a stew or whatever. I've done that before, I just never thought of referring to it as 'dumplings'. but then again, some people call pierogies 'dumplings', so clearly I'm the outlier here
 WaffleIron: @fanny : yessssss I need to go get lunch now.
 fanny: @questionable not like the delicious Chinese dumpling you may be thinking of... as a kid my mom would make chicken and dumplings... basically you make chicken soup and spoon biscuit batter into the boiling pot and shut the lid for about 20 minutes and you have steamed dumplings.
 questionable: I checked the box of Bisquick in my cupboard to see if this is still the case. they are no longer encouraging this behaviour, it would seem. although in addition to a recipe for tea biscuits (the reason I have the box), apparently there's some way to fashion dumplings from it?
 Bu7Z: I have a sudden craving for about 155 pancakes...
 SomeCanadian: *sobs quietly above 6500ft*
 jochenau: Good, those high altitude instructions always seem to make things worse than just preparing stuff normally.
 Knice: Well, that escalated quickly.
Image 167626   03-15-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
233
 
 jazzjunkie: "Now I'm curious who "Cathy" is. At least it's safe to say My Butt again)
 jazzjunkie: Cathy chugging is still OK
 Hosebag: Wait a minute, alcohol? I've been butt chugging wrong all this time? Well shit...
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - sure... they're available at the local dispensary; we call them suppositories here on earth
 Wooden Spoon: @duckfarts: you mean "get to"
 tritium: @Poncho And enterprising e-reporter tried this, and discovered 1. a tampon will not hold hardly any alcohol, and 2. it hurts like hell going in.
 Poncho: i heard they were soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up the whooohaas
 annterland: @kinggheedra I want to know how drunk the bros were before someone said "here, put this tube up my butt"
 Sadbot: @kinggheedra for when you want to watch your bros get stuff shoved up 'em, but you don't want to be gay about it
 Peach: I will look back fondly on the days before I knew drinking bear through your butt was a thing.
 kinggheedra: I went to UT Knoxville where this practice was "founded." It has nothing to do with generations and everything to do with that deplorable cesspool bro culture.
 questionable: @Zampano I assume it's something either done for the 'wacky crazy oh look at me' of it, like doing a kegstand or shotgunning a beer or whatever. but alcohol is kind of gross and what about getting super-drunk without having to actually drink it? there's probably something I'm missing, but I'm old and out of touch and don't matter anymore
 Zampano: @questionable I've known people who've used coffee switcherinos to strain cigarette butts and ashes out of stale beer the morning after a party. Not only did i find that disturbing/disgusting, I've never once thought about putting booze in my arse. Therefore my struggles with alcoholism must be fairly mild
 duckfarts: @Zampano on the other hand, you have to shove bottles or tubes up your butthole
 questionable: it's fairly telling in that my struggles with alcoholism I've never once considered that maybe leveraging the absorptive power of my colon is the key to a three-day bender. perhaps it is I who am out of touch. no...no, it is the children who are wrong
 Zampano: On the contrary, if you were to butt chug (which I don't recommend) a minor could technically not be charged with "underage drinking". Just thought Id throw that out there...
 SomeCanadian: @redmonkey3 A butt-edible?
 Bu7Z: @Knice I don't mean to blow smoke up your ass but, yes.
 redmonkey3: @Knice - if you must... please have an edible first though
 Knice: Can I still butt-huff the reefer tabs?
Image 167625   03-15-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
276
 
 jazzjunkie: It's clever, but is it art?
 duckfarts: this is in fact rad
 questionable: this is not how tape measures are supposed to work, but it's aesthetically pleasing at least, so good job
 Poncho: close enough
Image 167624   03-15-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
333
 
 questionable: ah, but you see, it's Ellens all the way down
 jochenau: Ocean's Elellen. (Yes I know there are 12.)
 redmonkey3: Take off & nukw the sight from orbit...
 Knice: Ellen JPEGeres.
 sparename: A shoal of Dorys? or was that said last time?
Image 167623   03-15-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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