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228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

228485  Teechur: I would like to take you to bed....

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228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228313 Donut: Comic Sans doesn't make this quote any lighter.

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
203
 
 Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip
 LKoroton: Spine chilling
 SomeCanadian: YOU FOOL! This is why we have templated email headers! THIS IS THE REASON!
 TurkeyVulture: Just another day at the office.
 questionable: man, Mondays am I right??????????
 Zampano: #117179
Image 167632   03-15-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
106
 
 Hosebag: Look like a Telefunken U47.
 KrazyKat: She's got an accordion in that box.
 questionable: and as the sun sets on the recording industry...
Image 167631   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
72
 
 itskando: It's a totem pole, alright?
 Supermansbrother: Na'sequenya.
 questionable: Mr. Borkfers was petrified. he could see over one hundred feet away - all was sand, just as he had feared
 Zampano: If you don't keep it under 5, I'm going to let this doggo dookie ALL OVER my head. Then whose going to look like a fool?
Image 167630   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
250
 
 AdaMan: Fries piled HIGH
 tritium: Blammo indeed.
 KrazyKat: Wait, I've been to this bar.
 questionable: I know I always wondered what that one dog-guy from the Daft Punk video was doing, but now I wish I'd never asked
 Dr Awkward: Close the Louvre, Art has finally reached perfection.
Image 167629   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
506
 
 Hosebag: This is the west side of the Washington Beltway around 9 am.
 Wet farts: *walking dead theme song*
 KrazyKat: Stephen King's The Stand.
 a robot: @tib gubb I assume they all got eaten by zombies
 SpaceCow: When the Starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice, some people just gave up. They abandoned their cars and walked into the wood never to be seen again.
 piranharama: @twenty4 This is quite a beautiful photo, where is it?
 tib gubb: what, did everyone just up and walk away?
 Off Topic: World's longest traffic jam.
 duckfarts: look upon the field where I plant my trucks, and lo! it is bountiful
 Mr. Shine: The Last Of Us sequel looking good
 questionable: Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement / But fear not. All flesh decays / Death turns all to ash / And thus, 'Death Frees Every Soul'
 sparename: M25, this time next week..
Image 167628   03-15-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 167627 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. We'll pray for you, booger.
Score:
290
 
 tritium: These are the only options. There are no other possible batch sizes to be considered.
 questionable: @fanny yeah, that's exactly what they're recommending, just balls of the dough in a stew or whatever. I've done that before, I just never thought of referring to it as 'dumplings'. but then again, some people call pierogies 'dumplings', so clearly I'm the outlier here
 WaffleIron: @fanny : yessssss I need to go get lunch now.
 fanny: @questionable not like the delicious Chinese dumpling you may be thinking of... as a kid my mom would make chicken and dumplings... basically you make chicken soup and spoon biscuit batter into the boiling pot and shut the lid for about 20 minutes and you have steamed dumplings.
 questionable: I checked the box of Bisquick in my cupboard to see if this is still the case. they are no longer encouraging this behaviour, it would seem. although in addition to a recipe for tea biscuits (the reason I have the box), apparently there's some way to fashion dumplings from it?
 Bu7Z: I have a sudden craving for about 155 pancakes...
 SomeCanadian: *sobs quietly above 6500ft*
 jochenau: Good, those high altitude instructions always seem to make things worse than just preparing stuff normally.
 Knice: Well, that escalated quickly.
Image 167626   03-15-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
233
 
 jazzjunkie: "Now I'm curious who "Cathy" is. At least it's safe to say My Butt again)
 jazzjunkie: Cathy chugging is still OK
 Hosebag: Wait a minute, alcohol? I've been butt chugging wrong all this time? Well shit...
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - sure... they're available at the local dispensary; we call them suppositories here on earth
 Wooden Spoon: @duckfarts: you mean "get to"
 tritium: @Poncho And enterprising e-reporter tried this, and discovered 1. a tampon will not hold hardly any alcohol, and 2. it hurts like hell going in.
 Poncho: i heard they were soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up the whooohaas
 annterland: @kinggheedra I want to know how drunk the bros were before someone said "here, put this tube up my butt"
 Sadbot: @kinggheedra for when you want to watch your bros get stuff shoved up 'em, but you don't want to be gay about it
 Peach: I will look back fondly on the days before I knew drinking bear through your butt was a thing.
 kinggheedra: I went to UT Knoxville where this practice was "founded." It has nothing to do with generations and everything to do with that deplorable cesspool bro culture.
 questionable: @Zampano I assume it's something either done for the 'wacky crazy oh look at me' of it, like doing a kegstand or shotgunning a beer or whatever. but alcohol is kind of gross and what about getting super-drunk without having to actually drink it? there's probably something I'm missing, but I'm old and out of touch and don't matter anymore
 Zampano: @questionable I've known people who've used coffee switcherinos to strain cigarette butts and ashes out of stale beer the morning after a party. Not only did i find that disturbing/disgusting, I've never once thought about putting booze in my arse. Therefore my struggles with alcoholism must be fairly mild
 duckfarts: @Zampano on the other hand, you have to shove bottles or tubes up your butthole
 questionable: it's fairly telling in that my struggles with alcoholism I've never once considered that maybe leveraging the absorptive power of my colon is the key to a three-day bender. perhaps it is I who am out of touch. no...no, it is the children who are wrong
 Zampano: On the contrary, if you were to butt chug (which I don't recommend) a minor could technically not be charged with "underage drinking". Just thought Id throw that out there...
 SomeCanadian: @redmonkey3 A butt-edible?
 Bu7Z: @Knice I don't mean to blow smoke up your ass but, yes.
 redmonkey3: @Knice - if you must... please have an edible first though
 Knice: Can I still butt-huff the reefer tabs?
Image 167625   03-15-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
276
 
 jazzjunkie: It's clever, but is it art?
 duckfarts: this is in fact rad
 questionable: this is not how tape measures are supposed to work, but it's aesthetically pleasing at least, so good job
 Poncho: close enough
Image 167624   03-15-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
298
 
 questionable: ah, but you see, it's Ellens all the way down
 jochenau: Ocean's Elellen. (Yes I know there are 12.)
 redmonkey3: Take off & nukw the sight from orbit...
 Knice: Ellen JPEGeres.
 sparename: A shoal of Dorys? or was that said last time?
Image 167623   03-15-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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