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204353  tib gubb: is there a joke included?

204341  Spazstatic: I don't remember this from high school biology.

204311  Side Boob: "Flying through the air. That's a paddlin"

204345  Spazstatic: @ignatz beat me.

204345  Spazstatic: That mountain has a pretty good Jaws cover art reenactment.

204345  ignatz: Jaws Mountain

204316  Side Boob: WFBS;VR (Was funny but small; voted rad)

204351  ignatz: Lol Picasso irl

204353  ignatz: Draining the snake means something else where I come from

204341  Side Boob: This explains a lot

204346  Side Boob: New season of Westworld looking kind of crappy

204351  Side Boob: Sloth love Chunk?

204344  redmonkey3: Sex Ed courses getting wayyy to abstract

204345  redmonkey3: @Yurishiro - and a lot less round

204345  redmonkey3: This is so beautiful! know what else would be beautiful ? that's right... supporting mascot's need to feed on bandwidth PLEASE DON'T LET MASC0T STARVE!

204346  redmonkey3: @piranharama - Love That Update! hope their will be more!

204347  redmonkey3: This is Nice . Please support Aggro-Gator; that would be nice also, monkey thinks

204348  redmonkey3: @charlemagne - excellent comment & user name synergy

204349  redmonkey3: Please. NO. - please.

204350  redmonkey3: PLEASE SUPPORT FRIENDLY SPACESHIP - or images like... whatever this is... will cease to be here / Also: dinosaur in back seems to be whizzing off display

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204143 Warrax: Putting the "sex" in "saxophone."

204146 Shay: Where's the one with Ernest doing those faces, but the text is in Spanish?

204200 Yurishiro: @Teechur Some things I Will never understand..but this like the spanish corrida I despise mostly for the cruelty towards the bulls

204224 Yurishiro: Where's mama bird?

204166 Shay: @Felicity Yes.

204251 Yurishiro: STONE HAMMERBUTT

204212 Aufziehvogel: And all these... memories... will be lost... like... butter... in the pan.

204123 Rat-Butt: What time is it? It's murder-death time, bitches!

204159 UltraBeverly: This blue movie is Smurfy.

204229 ThoughtlessGentleman: hang spent shell casings from fishing line, you have to protect your spring at all costs let all the other animals know that this is yours and any trespassers will not be tolerated.



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Score:
203
 
 Rat-Butt: When a woman holds her fart for too long...please, women, just let them rip
 LKoroton: Spine chilling
 SomeCanadian: YOU FOOL! This is why we have templated email headers! THIS IS THE REASON!
 TurkeyVulture: Just another day at the office.
 questionable: man, Mondays am I right??????????
 Zampano: #117179
Image 167632   03-15-17   Uploaded by    PlzPlzMe
Score:
106
 
 Hosebag: Look like a Telefunken U47.
 KrazyKat: She's got an accordion in that box.
 questionable: and as the sun sets on the recording industry...
Image 167631   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DJSnoopMike
Score:
72
 
 itskando: It's a totem pole, alright?
 Supermansbrother: Na'sequenya.
 questionable: Mr. Borkfers was petrified. he could see over one hundred feet away - all was sand, just as he had feared
 Zampano: If you don't keep it under 5, I'm going to let this doggo dookie ALL OVER my head. Then whose going to look like a fool?
Image 167630   03-15-17   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
Score:
250
 
 AdaMan: Fries piled HIGH
 tritium: Blammo indeed.
 KrazyKat: Wait, I've been to this bar.
 questionable: I know I always wondered what that one dog-guy from the Daft Punk video was doing, but now I wish I'd never asked
 Dr Awkward: Close the Louvre, Art has finally reached perfection.
Image 167629   03-15-17   Uploaded by    DerMantis
Score:
506
 
 Hosebag: This is the west side of the Washington Beltway around 9 am.
 Wet farts: *walking dead theme song*
 KrazyKat: Stephen King's The Stand.
 a robot: @tib gubb I assume they all got eaten by zombies
 SpaceCow: When the Starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice, some people just gave up. They abandoned their cars and walked into the wood never to be seen again.
 piranharama: @twenty4 This is quite a beautiful photo, where is it?
 tib gubb: what, did everyone just up and walk away?
 Off Topic: World's longest traffic jam.
 duckfarts: look upon the field where I plant my trucks, and lo! it is bountiful
 Mr. Shine: The Last Of Us sequel looking good
 questionable: Our skin and blood, the iron bars of confinement / But fear not. All flesh decays / Death turns all to ash / And thus, 'Death Frees Every Soul'
 sparename: M25, this time next week..
Image 167628   03-15-17   Uploaded by    twenty4
Image 167627 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. Your image was bad, booger.
Score:
290
 
 tritium: These are the only options. There are no other possible batch sizes to be considered.
 questionable: @fanny yeah, that's exactly what they're recommending, just balls of the dough in a stew or whatever. I've done that before, I just never thought of referring to it as 'dumplings'. but then again, some people call pierogies 'dumplings', so clearly I'm the outlier here
 WaffleIron: @fanny : yessssss I need to go get lunch now.
 fanny: @questionable not like the delicious Chinese dumpling you may be thinking of... as a kid my mom would make chicken and dumplings... basically you make chicken soup and spoon biscuit batter into the boiling pot and shut the lid for about 20 minutes and you have steamed dumplings.
 questionable: I checked the box of Bisquick in my cupboard to see if this is still the case. they are no longer encouraging this behaviour, it would seem. although in addition to a recipe for tea biscuits (the reason I have the box), apparently there's some way to fashion dumplings from it?
 Bu7Z: I have a sudden craving for about 155 pancakes...
 SomeCanadian: *sobs quietly above 6500ft*
 jochenau: Good, those high altitude instructions always seem to make things worse than just preparing stuff normally.
 Knice: Well, that escalated quickly.
Image 167626   03-15-17   Uploaded by    qazwsx
Score:
233
 
 jazzjunkie: "Now I'm curious who "Cathy" is. At least it's safe to say My Butt again)
 jazzjunkie: Cathy chugging is still OK
 Hosebag: Wait a minute, alcohol? I've been butt chugging wrong all this time? Well shit...
 redmonkey3: @SomeCanadian - sure... they're available at the local dispensary; we call them suppositories here on earth
 Wooden Spoon: @duckfarts: you mean "get to"
 tritium: @Poncho And enterprising e-reporter tried this, and discovered 1. a tampon will not hold hardly any alcohol, and 2. it hurts like hell going in.
 Poncho: i heard they were soaking tampons in vodka and shoving them up the whooohaas
 annterland: @kinggheedra I want to know how drunk the bros were before someone said "here, put this tube up my butt"
 Sadbot: @kinggheedra for when you want to watch your bros get stuff shoved up 'em, but you don't want to be gay about it
 Peach: I will look back fondly on the days before I knew drinking bear through your butt was a thing.
 kinggheedra: I went to UT Knoxville where this practice was "founded." It has nothing to do with generations and everything to do with that deplorable cesspool bro culture.
 questionable: @Zampano I assume it's something either done for the 'wacky crazy oh look at me' of it, like doing a kegstand or shotgunning a beer or whatever. but alcohol is kind of gross and what about getting super-drunk without having to actually drink it? there's probably something I'm missing, but I'm old and out of touch and don't matter anymore
 Zampano: @questionable I've known people who've used coffee switcherinos to strain cigarette butts and ashes out of stale beer the morning after a party. Not only did i find that disturbing/disgusting, I've never once thought about putting booze in my arse. Therefore my struggles with alcoholism must be fairly mild
 duckfarts: @Zampano on the other hand, you have to shove bottles or tubes up your butthole
 questionable: it's fairly telling in that my struggles with alcoholism I've never once considered that maybe leveraging the absorptive power of my colon is the key to a three-day bender. perhaps it is I who am out of touch. no...no, it is the children who are wrong
 Zampano: On the contrary, if you were to butt chug (which I don't recommend) a minor could technically not be charged with "underage drinking". Just thought Id throw that out there...
 SomeCanadian: @redmonkey3 A butt-edible?
 Bu7Z: @Knice I don't mean to blow smoke up your ass but, yes.
 redmonkey3: @Knice - if you must... please have an edible first though
 Knice: Can I still butt-huff the reefer tabs?
Image 167625   03-15-17   Uploaded by    fakeplastic
Score:
251
 
 jazzjunkie: It's clever, but is it art?
 duckfarts: this is in fact rad
 questionable: this is not how tape measures are supposed to work, but it's aesthetically pleasing at least, so good job
 Poncho: close enough
Image 167624   03-15-17   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
298
 
 questionable: ah, but you see, it's Ellens all the way down
 jochenau: Ocean's Elellen. (Yes I know there are 12.)
 redmonkey3: Take off & nukw the sight from orbit...
 Knice: Ellen JPEGeres.
 sparename: A shoal of Dorys? or was that said last time?
Image 167623   03-15-17   Uploaded by    hammy
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