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175198  Bu7Z: 'I took a selfie with you in the background and posted it on a thing that you post on, or at least look at, and wondered if you'd notice... By the way when I watch the screen in the gym that monitors everybodies stats, I look at everybody else's compedidtavely but yours I look at... Admiringly...

175195  BavidDowie: Jenkies!

175197  Benana: Eh..needs more polyps.

175196  Amy Housewine: Fishbra!

175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

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175047 zodiacflash: And here we see the storage system of an entire megabyte and its round-the clock maintenance...

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

175131 DrinkMixMan: stey in scool

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry



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Score:
545
 
 Beeble: I have one of those signs. It doesn't work for me this way... :(
 Amy Housewine: Seymour!
 funny in the wall: nooooo, don't dispose of your butt, you might need it later
 Knice: #165000
 Robespierre: She has three, I see
Image 167492   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
302
 
 Amiga 1000: @Wooden Spoon looool
 Wooden Spoon: Would you like to ride the bone-mobile?
 Mr. Shine: Yabba dabba don't.
 GroanWorthy: Next stop: the Bone Zone.
 Meow: Catbus has seen better days
 fanny: autobonebile
 sparename: Phut-Phut Doot-Doot Tuk-Tuk - sounds like the start of an appropriate Madness record
Image 167491   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
564
 
 birdythemighty: Wings on point, though.
 trelyate: "it's just a phase... it's just a phase..."
 funny in the wall: @Himesama yes, pretty much getting ready for that. it's all video games and drugs until then (I wish that were true).
 Amy Housewine: The girl at the back reminds me of Sally Phillips. Although I'm suire she's never had hair like that.
 Himesama: @funny in the wall Congrats! As I say to everyone who is expecting:your life is over. (In a good way)
 hearsegirl: best mom ever.
 funny in the wall: as we get ready to have our first child i'm very much looking forward to seeing what kind of stupid thing she'll be into as a teenager
Image 167490   03-14-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
468
 
 wolfpk: Ow man am I regretting eating those peppers!!!
 San DoDo: I must say I am quite entertained
 Amy Housewine: Too much rich food.
 Wet farts: We get it, you vape.
Image 167489   03-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
520
 
 Hosebag: it's a corny story...
 LurkedMoar: Silly Ed-boy
 Robespierre: If more people were honest with their body art...
 illBilliam: Corn Love Forever
 sparename: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"
 guest: i see both of us are corn of action
 Knice: Hahah, now that's just silly. *buttons top button* Ha.
Image 167488   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
321
 
 bug: Asche: "Perkachong go! I select you!"
 ch: children wind spirit jr. up and watch "him go" / safety stab stick inclusion free!
 Skaalar: Well... He's smarter than Ash at least.
Image 167487   03-14-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
367
 
 Robespierre: You cried when watching ET
 Butcherboy: What ET short for? Because he has little legs
 Peter Pantsless: Please go home
 Knice: The ExtraTurdestrial.
Image 167486   03-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
433
 
 wolfpk: Then your conscience is clear.
 Phillee: running in the 90s
Image 167485   03-14-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
615
 
 San DoDo: That is a tentacle
 VoR: Meanwhile Mr Bridge whips out his six shooter.. pew pew..
 Teechur: While you're at it, I want you stop a head.
 Teechur: Ok, Mr. Literal. Now I want to find the lead horse that's across that bridge.
Image 167484   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
339
 
 redpeepee: @Sadbot lolol
 Sadbot: I am a meat popsicle
 fakeusername: Sure is nice that televisions will always be exactly this size
Image 167483   03-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
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