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258402  AlexDeLarge: Hyperbolic parabaloid *beep* yo mama!

258412  AlexDeLarge: He wanted an excuse to show off stuff from his deviantart page?

258418  Not A Bot: I'm amazed that they had enough letters to spell 'tyrannosaurus' three times.

258365  hajjpodge: @Annoying Vegan Maybe you have sleep apnea and you're disturbing him.

258380  hajjpodge: Finally, a wrinkle removing cream that REALLY works!

257419  Mr Bleak: Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ... Feed. Me. ...

258402  White Rice: For bonus points, make sure to alliterate the insults (though the current list is sorely lacking)

258405  White Rice: Welp, time to get mauled while trying to pet a big cat.

258410  Prostata: who lives in a pineapple next to the couch?

258337  TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258412  jochenau: Spice up your sex life with the College Newspaper Sex Advice Column position!

258402  NoRagrets: Bulbous fuck demon sounds like a compliment

258411  mwoody: You kill his spider family. What's coming isn't revenge... it's punishment.

258394  Korrok: Kinky....

258412  Peter Pantsless: Oh, hi Mark

258404  Robespierre: This THEM remake confused ants with beetles

258391  jochenau: SimCity of North Korea.

258406  Robespierre: Take my money, Henri Remoulade! TAKE IT!!!

258407  Robespierre: Transformed

258337  petepuma: "Uncle Owen! Aunt Beru! Uncle Owen!"

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3. dangerkeith3000
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258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258337 TurkeyVulture: This is not going to go the way you think it will.

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258270 berlin: me too

258129 tib gubb: @Wooden Spoon women thinking things, that's hilarious



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John Blender uploaded 258099 (1069 points)
Jalamunch Totorito uploaded 258044 (838 points)
angry uploaded 258013 (838 points)
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Jonananathan uploaded 257907 (820 points)
NonRhetorical uploaded 258154 (801 points)
Mr. Butt uploaded 258302 (795 points)
mackdaddy uploaded 258076 (787 points)
Extreme Locorito uploaded 258255 (775 points)
god666 uploaded 258015 (763 points)
Warrax uploaded 257963 (760 points)
my wheelhouse uploaded 258155 (756 points)
Clim Tinties uploaded 258260 (755 points)
Teh Simpson uploaded 258070 (754 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 257943 (744 points)


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 3. Side Boob: 3038 points
 4. Mr. Shine: 2509 points
 5. E. HONDA: 2312 points
 6. NotHuman: 2247 points
 7. god666: 2117 points
 8. Annoying Vegan : 1908 points
 9. logan: 1868 points
10. DerMantis: 1853 points
11. bromide: 1834 points
12. Drunk Orc: 1712 points
13. cran vodka: 1684 points
14. Solemn: 1640 points
15. trumpet: 1621 points
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Score:
604
 
 Beeble: I have one of those signs. It doesn't work for me this way... :(
 Amy Housewine: Seymour!
 funny in the wall: nooooo, don't dispose of your butt, you might need it later
 Knice: #165000
 killme: She has three, I see
Image 167492   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
302
 
 Amiga 1000: @Wooden Spoon looool
 Wooden Spoon: Would you like to ride the bone-mobile?
 Mr. Shine: Yabba dabba don't.
 GroanWorthy: Next stop: the Bone Zone.
 Meow: Catbus has seen better days
 fanny: autobonebile
 sparename: Phut-Phut Doot-Doot Tuk-Tuk - sounds like the start of an appropriate Madness record
Image 167491   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Whatever
Score:
598
 
 tehghost: Punks in spaaaace
 birdythemighty: Wings on point, though.
 trelyate: "it's just a phase... it's just a phase..."
 funny in the wall: @Himesama yes, pretty much getting ready for that. it's all video games and drugs until then (I wish that were true).
 Amy Housewine: The girl at the back reminds me of Sally Phillips. Although I'm suire she's never had hair like that.
 Himesama: @funny in the wall Congrats! As I say to everyone who is expecting:your life is over. (In a good way)
 hearsegirl: best mom ever.
 funny in the wall: as we get ready to have our first child i'm very much looking forward to seeing what kind of stupid thing she'll be into as a teenager
Image 167490   03-14-17   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
503
 
 shadebane: Somewhere in my apartment is a photo my friends took of me standing with one of these guys. The guy looks slightly uncomfortable
 wolfpk: Ow man am I regretting eating those peppers!!!
 San DoDo: I must say I am quite entertained
 Amy Housewine: Too much rich food.
 Wet farts: We get it, you vape.
Image 167489   03-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
544
 
 Hosebag: it's a corny story...
 LurkedMoar: Silly Ed-boy
 pewdiepie: If more people were honest with their body art...
 illBilliam: Corn Love Forever
 sparename: "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!"
 guest: i see both of us are corn of action
 Knice: Hahah, now that's just silly. *buttons top button* Ha.
Image 167488   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
321
 
 bug: Asche: "Perkachong go! I select you!"
 ch: children wind spirit jr. up and watch "him go" / safety stab stick inclusion free!
 Skaalar: Well... He's smarter than Ash at least.
Image 167487   03-14-17   Uploaded by    original og
Score:
399
 
 grace: You cried when watching ET
 Butcherboy: What ET short for? Because he has little legs
 Peter Pantsless: Please go home
 Knice: The ExtraTurdestrial.
Image 167486   03-14-17   Uploaded by    hat thrab
Score:
448
 
 wolfpk: Then your conscience is clear.
 Phillee: running in the 90s
Image 167485   03-14-17   Uploaded by    leia
Score:
605
 
 San DoDo: That is a tentacle
 VoR: Meanwhile Mr Bridge whips out his six shooter.. pew pew..
 Teechur: While you're at it, I want you stop a head.
 Teechur: Ok, Mr. Literal. Now I want to find the lead horse that's across that bridge.
Image 167484   03-14-17   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
Score:
370
 
 shark: Sean Connerys apartment in Outland
 redpeepee: @Sadbot lolol
 Sadbot: I am a meat popsicle
 fakeusername: Sure is nice that televisions will always be exactly this size
Image 167483   03-14-17   Uploaded by    taiko
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